While Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping were chatting, the junior brother came over with a lunch box.
Not much is said about the former.
After saying thank you, he moved his chopsticks. He had one or two more shows coming up, so he had to hurry up.
After eating, I put on my coat and went to the side curtain to see today’s audience.
There are some children.
But it's still lively.
There were many people upstairs and downstairs.
There are additional seats at the back.
And the performances at the moment are Shaobing and Xiaosi. Naturally, the performance of these two people is not bad. After all, they are disciples.
The one who calls the parents when he gets into trouble.
The basic skills cannot be much different.
After they finished their performance, they went to another program.
It was Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping's turn.
The two of them stood side by side waiting for time, chatting from time to time.
It's a simple yes.
Yes, they will only confront each other at this time, because the two of them have a lot of experience in cross talk.
Even if there are two programs in the theater today, it will be the same.
"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Wife and Son"! The performers are Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping!!!"
Report behind the scenes.
as always.
The theater is bustling with activity.
Applause and shouts from the actors came one after another.
Although it is chaotic, the actors are used to it, and it is also an honor to be an actor.
So the two of them held up their coats and walked onto the stage together without any further communication.
Both of them were wearing gray coats.
Compared with Shaobing and others, those daqing and graceful coats are much more low-key.
Of course, after taking the stage, you have to get gifts first as always.
Every time he picked it up, Qi Yuncheng felt like going to a supermarket, because you don't know what the audience is going to give you.
Anyway, it's very fresh.
After dealing with this, Qi Yuncheng walked back to the microphone and looked at the crowded audience and said.
“Today, I write my and Luan Yunping’s names again, and every time I write, many people praise us.
There were even many people waiting for us outside.
Very grateful.”
"That's right, I have to thank you all for the compliments."
"But just now, I have to introduce my relationship with him."
Luan Yunping stood nearby and wondered, "What else is there to say?"
"Can't wait for new friends to come."
"Then tell me!"
Qi Yuncheng turned sideways and introduced to his partner, "I am his father!!"
"ah?"
Luan Yunping was confused on the spot behind the table and reached out to stop her. At the same time, the audience was amused.
After all, I've never seen anyone take advantage of someone like this.
"My godson!" Qi Yuncheng continued his tone in the next second, and then complained, "You are so rude, you stopped me even though you were halfway talking?"
"I have to stop you."
"If you stop me, the audience will mistake me for your father, and I don't look like that either."
Waving her hand, Luan Yunping said: "How fresh."
Qi Yuncheng's eyes returned to the audience, "I am his father's godson! And he is my future son."
Luan Yunping: "Who is it?"
Qi Yuncheng: “Yes—godfather!”
Luan Yunping: "Yeah."
Qi Yuncheng: "My wife is his mother!"
Luan Yunping: "??"
Qi Yuncheng: "My goddaughter."
Luan Yunping: "??"
Qi Yuncheng: "My mother is my wife."
Luan Yunping: "Please explain it clearly to me."
Hahaha!
While laughing, Qi Yuncheng immediately repeated the way he spoke before, "Yes - godmother! Look, our relationship is very close."
"..."
After being silent for about a second or two, Luan Yunping stood behind the table and cursed as if she couldn't help it, "Are you sick?"
Hahahahaha!
Suddenly there was laughter from below again.
It was not enough to take advantage of him, but he also helped to take advantage of it for his wife. The key point was that he talked about it step by step, and almost made them believe it.
Qi Yuncheng looked at Luan Yunping with a smile, "How can you call this sick?"
"You always hit it and break it in the middle."
"I am short-tempered, friends, but I am a hero."
"What's going on?"
"A hero is short of breath, but the love of a child is long."
"Good guy, I'm still a hero." Luan Yunping sighed, "But I don't speak like you."
"But we do have a good relationship. I don't believe you are asking me whether I am your father in front of so many friends."
"ah?"
"The godfather!!"
Behind the table, Luan Yunping reacted for a while, but when a godfather came out, he had to increase his voice.
"Who is it? No! Good guy, you are a generation older, aren't you?"
He was anxious, and Qi Yuncheng himself was anxious too. He touched Luan Yunping's arm and said, "You are a dirty person."
"Who is so heartbroken?"
"Do I call your father godfather?"
"That's true."
As soon as Luan Yunping answered, Qi Yuncheng stood up straight, but sometimes his eyes were casually cast aside. With this glance, he saw an acquaintance.
Generally speaking, it is difficult to spot people even if they are acquaintances when looking down.
Because about three hundred people were sitting together, and they were about the same height.
But children are different, so they can still tell it after looking at it a few times.
I was a little speechless at first sight.
Who else could this be, but that little girl Zhou Gulan, who was sitting in the theater looking around at first, as if she was a little uncomfortable with this environment.
But when he came out, his eyes were determined.
Qi Yuncheng was a little worried when he saw her alone, but he felt relieved when he found that his grandfather was beside him.
Just why did this little girl come here?
Don't know why.
But he couldn't care less, so he continued to speak.
"What's the point of making friends? It's important to have a good friendship between a noble and a lowly person, a friendship that lasts forever, a good friendship that lasts forever, a wife who passes through a house without avoiding him, and a wife who is entrusted with a wife and a child."
Entered the real life.
Qi Yuncheng said this sentence calmly.
But Luan Yunping frowned and said, "You spoke too fast and people didn't understand. Please explain each sentence."
"Then let me explain to you, the friendship between the noble and the humble comes to light..."
At this point, many people are familiar with the content behind the cross talk, but today they are different.
All the baggage has been taken care of.
Especially when it comes to friendship in life and death, it's different from Master and Uncle.
Qi Yuncheng said on the stage.
"This time you are no longer a rich man, you had a little accident."
"What's the accident?" Luan Yunping asked.
"I just hit it with a car, but don't worry it's not too serious."
"Oh, wiped it?"
"Yes! My body is in Xizhimen and my head is in Changping."
"Hooh!!"
Luan Yunping held the table and stared, "Did you break it?"
Qi Yuncheng made a gesture about the size of a bowl with his hands, "That's why the wound is so big."
"Nonsense, my head just fell off and the scar is so big."
"A firetruck hit you."
"Then it's all in vain."
"There was a big fire in Changping, so I diverted the train from Xizhimen and hit you."
"You still have to hit me?"
"Yes, isn't this just an example? And when I came to perform here, I saw a lot of people surrounding me, and I didn't know what they were doing."
"yes!"
Qi Yuncheng leaned forward and said, "Separate yourself from the crowd and squeeze in. I saw that this lower half looks particularly like you."
"How do you tell that the lower half looks so much like mine?"
"How you dress, especially the clothes you usually wear, the lace suit, looks like a moth."
"That's me." Luan Yunping laughed.
"But I couldn't recognize it without the head. I quickly checked with the people around me and found out that the firetruck had taken your head to Changping."
"Ouch."
"That's so tragic. I saw that the lower half of my body was still holding out my hand to stop the ambulance."
"I stopped an ambulance for myself, am I trying to fake a corpse?"
"Isn't this the last of your strong will, but before you can stop it, the head is gone, so I can still have free time, so I can quickly take the head."
"yes."
"Go to Changping from Xizhimen and take the subway, Line 2."
"You're a little too calm, aren't you? I have so many urgent things to do, and you still take the subway?"
Qi Yuncheng listened to his partner's words with his hands behind his back, and then immediately explained rationally.
"Will it arrive if I take the high-speed rail?"
"Would you like to take a taxi and go?"
"Who's to blame if I get stuck in a taxi? The subway doesn't have traffic jams, right? Hurry, get off the subway and take bus 3, 4, 5 from Deshengmen to Changping."
"You are really familiar with this line."
"Of course, buses No. 3, 4 and 5 have dedicated lines, and there are no traffic jams here. When I finally arrived in Changping, I saw that the fire was raging and still big.
We need help from the fire brigade."
"Um."
Qi Yuncheng suddenly picked up the fan on the table and pointed it upward. "I took the water gun and pointed it at the fire.
Zhi~~”
"Wait a moment!" Luan Yunping couldn't understand, "Aren't you looking for my head?
Why are you putting out the fire again?"
"Isn't this a good deed? Can you bear to let the people inside get burned?"
For a moment, Luan Yunping couldn't find words to say, "Yes, I am a person with a divided brain anyway."
"Finally the head was found, isn't it right here?"
"This is Captain Luan, I didn't expect you..." Qi Yuncheng looked at the ground and bent down to pick it up. He was about to cry when he suddenly raised his leg and kicked him away, "No, this is the little black fat man."
"Huo oh, Master, are you kicking me like this??"
Ha ha ha ha!
an action.
Many people below almost burst out laughing.
"If you make a loss every day, you can catch up with your master."
"This is more powerful than the anti-fans. It's too courageous to be a disciple."
"What a shame, good guy, Teacher Guo doesn't come to the theater very often, so he kicked me this way."
…
The voices below were filled with joy.
The main reason is that the two of them cooperated well. As soon as they picked it up, Luan Yunping felt the urge to rush over and pick it up.
This pick is really on point, because this person is a beloved disciple.
Soon.
Qi Yuncheng hugged the head with both hands and continued to speak, "Oh, this one is really Captain Luan, why did you die here?"
Hurry, I have to transport you back to Xizhimen."
"You can come up to Master if you want." Luan Yunping said.
"No, I can't hold you!" Qi Yuncheng spread his hands and separated them a certain distance, "You can hold her, you make your choice.
If you want to hug him, he can’t hug you; if you want to hug you, you can’t hug him.”