Chapter 288 What a coincidence, you peed on your hands too?
"What are you singing about? This is..."
"I remember a lot of this stuff in ancient poetry."
"These are not included in ancient poetry."
"Actually, I also hope to have a marriage as beautiful as these ancient poems."
When the cross talk got to the point, Qi Yuncheng looked very emotional. He looked in front of him and drew an image of a picture frame, "There is always such a painting in front of me, a particularly happy oil painting."
"What are you drawing?"
"The sky is blue and the water is green, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, the creek is gurgling, and the big forest is green. How many seagulls are flying by the river?"
"Ah?" Sensing something was wrong, Luan Yunping was confused and stopped, "Wait a moment. Are there any seagulls by the river?"
"seaside."
"That's right."
"A few river gulls flew by the seaside."
"You don't even want to talk about this anymore."
Qi Yuncheng himself didn't know how to do it, so he simply compromised and said, "Fly a few birds."
"That's okay."
"On the tree-lined path, the princess and the prince walked slowly, holding hands, followed by a white horse, grazing and strolling.
The prince is singing in a low voice."
"What is it singing?"
“It’s such an honor for me to be an oil worker~~”
"That's it!"
Luan Yunping and the audience were all happy. The former waved his hand and said, "Okay, you can go back to work."
"The princess next to me is still singing."
"What to sing."
"Our motherland is a garden, and the flowers in the garden are so bright~~
The warm sunshine shines on your face￥%￥%”
"You don't even know these words."
"Everything is just like the fairy tale. The prince and princess started living a life without shame."
"Oh, this doesn't end well. It's not a shameless life."
"This is a fantasy of mine, but I have had a girlfriend before."
"Who?"
"Her name is Iron!!"
"Good name." After hearing this, Luan Yunping praised it sincerely.
"Whenever I go to her house to look for her, I stand at the bottom of the building and shout!! Iron~~Iron~~
Do you know how many people in the community push their windows to look at me?"
"People regard you as a scrap metal collector."
"She is gentle, elegant, and very cute. She works as a salesperson in a sales office. When she has nothing to do, the two of us sit together and chat.
Play Go and drink tea.”
"Have some tea too."
"Now that I think about it, it was like I was in a dream. I burned a stick of incense in the room, we sat across from each other, took out the tea can, and poured out Tieguanyin.
Once the water is ready, pour boiling water in.
Throw away the first brew and do not drink the water used to wash the tea."
"yes."
"We started drinking from the second drink! I drank one drink after another."
At this time, Luan Yunping next to me was dumbfounded. She was stunned for a long time before she said, "You two are so arrogant."
"You haven't had any tea, right?" Qi Yuncheng said instead.
"I've had it before, but I've never had it taste like this. That's called a dip, the fourth sound."
Qi Yuncheng wiped his face with the white handkerchief on the table, "I'm sorry, I get very emotional when I think of her.
And I took great care of her, and she also mentioned this and spoke to me affectionately.
You are so kind to me, even if you are a cow or a horse in your next life, I will give you a handful of grass to eat."
"Okay, you two beasts."
"This good time later passed. We often quarreled, and the quarrels were serious. She blamed me."
"What did she say?"
Qi Yuncheng's expression changed and he spoke slowly: "You are ruthless and unreasonable.
I said you were callous, ruthless and unreasonable.
Who do you think is ruthless and unreasonable?
I said you were callous, ruthless and unreasonable.
You are so callous and unreasonable.
I am not callous, ruthless and vexatious. To say that I am callous, ruthless and vexatious is not as cold as you are ruthless and vexatious.
I am not ruthless and vexatious at all. When it comes to being ruthless and vexatious, that means you are ruthless and vexatious..."
"oops."
Luan Yunping couldn't stand listening anymore, "Well, which girl did you marry who talks about cross talk?"
Qi Yuncheng sighed sadly, "After the quarrel, we broke up."
"That's right. If we continue, this will be the Marquis."
"She left me a note, don't look for me again, I'm dead."
"Oh, that's quite impressive."
"When you said you were not in love, I was stupid at that time. It was like a bolt from the blue. I felt very sad. I gritted my teeth and never looked for a girlfriend again from now on."
Luan Yunping: "Yo!"
Qi Yuncheng said: "Later many people tried to persuade me, but I said don't try to persuade me, my heart is dead.
Time flies, time flies, maybe time is the best medicine, I began to think that I would never fall in love again.
Day by day passed, and on the third day I figured it out."
"Just three days of silence."
Qi Yuncheng explained, "I couldn't find a suitable one in the past three days."
"I didn't take it into my heart at all."
"Oh, when I walked into the community, I accidentally looked up and there was a girl waving to me."
Luan Yunping knew something was going on, so she quickly said, "This is to say hello... I've met the right person."
"Later I found out...they were cleaning the glass."
"Hey! You don't look at the towel in your hand, but you just look at your hands?"
"Suddenly, I felt that spring had come again. I was waiting for her at the gate of the community, and finally saw her, she was so graceful and beautiful."
"nice."
"I walked over and stretched my legs like a gentleman... and then it fell down."
"Hey. Gentleman, are you still doing this?"
The audience was very happy at this time, and a scene of Qi Yuncheng stumbling on another girl's leg appeared in their minds. The main reason was that it was too immoral.
Qi Yuncheng bent down on the stage and reached out to pull the girl, "Don't be nervous, I'm not a good person... I said it wrong."
"Nonsense, you told the truth."
"She stood up and walked away."
"Ignore you." Luan Yunping said.
"Looking at her back, I was stunned, she was so beautiful.
Such a beautiful woman is rare in the world~~like a flower and jade, and looks like a fairy~~
With a plain mouth and a handsome waist, the wind and moon can be seen, and she is as beautiful as a flower and jade, so she overwhelms Song Chanjuan~~
But when I think about it, this is not a peach feast~~How come Chang'e left Guanghan in the month~~
She is like the beautiful woman Pan Jinlian, and I am like Ximen Qing~~
"What are you doing? Why did you come out as an adulterer and a wife while you were singing?"
"Make up your mind, I will chase her."
"Go after others."
"It's in a community, so it's easy to chase her. As soon as she leaves the community, she buys newspapers and I buy them too.
What a coincidence, you also buy newspapers."
After asking such a question, Qi Yuncheng turned around and walked away on the stage.
Luan Yunping noticed it and said, "Ignore you."
"Let's go... Wait at the bus stop at the door. What a coincidence, you are also waiting for the bus...
We met in the supermarket across the street, what a coincidence, you are also shopping in the supermarket."
"Always guard my girl."
"Come out of the bathroom and wash your hands. What a coincidence. You peed on your hands too?"
Hahahahaha!
This sentence burst out with high energy.
The tens of thousands of spectators below were all extremely happy, and their voices came out one after another.
In the midst of this loud voice, Luan Yunping still asked, looking for trouble, "If she could really pee on her hands, would you still pursue her?"
Suddenly, the audience couldn't stop laughing.
Then there were bursts of booing.
Mainly because I don’t dare to think about it.
Qi Yuncheng scratched his head behind the microphone, then twisted his expression and complained to his partner, "Why are you so rude to others?"
"Nonsense." Luan Yunping pointed, "Is there anyone so close to you?"
"Finally the girl stopped and said to me, what on earth are you going to do?"
"You might as well make it clear."
Qi Yuncheng nodded and patted his chest with both hands, "I admire you very much. If you think there is something wrong with me, I will change it."
The girl asks, "What do you think is good about me? I'll change it."
"It seems you have no chance."
"My love failed again."
"No."
Sighing, Qi Yuncheng drooped his hands and said unhappy, "When I was feeling depressed, someone introduced me to a girlfriend."
"introduce?"
"Let's meet outside. The weather is very good, the wood leaves are peeling off, the west wind is blowing, and the geese are flying from the north to the south. It is already late autumn."
Luan Yunping: "It's cold."
"The two of us sat on a big bench in the park. I took a closer look at her. She is about 1.4 meters tall. Her little face is purple."
"Cold?"
"She has freckles on her face. I wonder if she is a spokesperson for LV. Her appearance has exceeded people's imagination. This woman is so recognisable. She has a very post-modern style and must have the blood of Transformers."
"I don't know how ugly this is?"
"After being stunned for a long time, she took the initiative to break the deadlock. Hello. Let me look at her. Are you the rescuer invited by the monkey?"
"Why did you remember this sentence?"
"The girl said that my online name is Rejection... Oh, I didn't expect that my name is so different from my own. My online name is Rejection, which shows that I am very noble.
Why such an online name?
I think it's better to call it rejection, and adding the radical makes it more subtle."
"Then remove the radical."
"Big color."
"Huo Oh, I met a female pervert, but she is a good match for you."
"Hey, do you know what happened between me and your wife?"
"What a mess."
Suddenly!
Pieces of laughter rolled out again. This was another advantage that Qi Yuncheng had gotten used to. After all, he learned from his master Guo Degang.
Qi Yuncheng continued: "The girl spoke again, don't look at me as fat, my waist is thin, don't look at me as ugly, my nickname is Beauty.
I asked the girl how much do you weigh?
Two hundred and six...
Later I realized I had been fooled."
Luan Yunping: "What's wrong?"
Qi Yuncheng: "It weighs two hundred and sixty pounds."
Luan Yunping: "This is the end."
Qi Yuncheng extended a thumbs up and said, "I sincerely admire you, girl, you are such a man."
Luan Yunping: "What are you talking about?"
"She was so happy that she took out a razor from her pocket..."
Qi Yuncheng immediately made a circle around his mouth, and Luan Yunping smiled silently, "It's so rashy that a woman needs to trim her beard."
"Isn't that true? She also said that she took the photo without clothes two days ago and posted it on the Internet."
"She?"
“I didn’t expect the post to be buried.”
"Okay, no one wants to be naked."
The more I talk about it, the more I feel that this girl is shabby, and this is the common appearance of the heroines in cross talk, so this kind of contrast in appearance is needed.
After all, what else can a girl who talks about cross talk do?
But just now.
The few people who had been listening behind the scenes suddenly made some movement.
It was Guo De who just received a call. As soon as he answered the call, his expression darkened visibly.
"Degang, what's wrong?"
"Something happened. We have to go back in a few days to finish our trip. The organizer also paid for our air tickets, but there was a slight mistake.
The time is a little late.
See if you want to reorder."
"How long was that?"
"Maybe Tuesday."
"That doesn't matter." Yu Qian waved his hand, "At worst, we can play here for a few days. Anyway, we can have fun together."
Hearing this, Yue Yunpeng stood stunned and suddenly remembered something, "Master, uncle, Monday is Valentine's Day.
This is a late reservation.
How can Senior Brother rush back?"
Yu Qian clapped his hand and was reminded, "Oh, yes, I guess my daughter is still looking forward to Yuncheng going back early, so hurry up and check the tickets for the plane and high-speed rail.
We can't delay this young couple any longer."
When the senior brother was so worried, Guo Degang smiled happily beside him and said, "You must worry too much about this child's own affairs."
"This young couple has only been together for a long time. It's not like we don't understand each other during this period of love. We've all been together."