All viewers know that Deyun follows rules, but Qi Yuncheng is really different now.
This is definitely the first time such an honest loss has occurred.
He gave them the impression that he was not afraid of death.
As for this thing, it is also a method that Qi Yuncheng thought of. There is no size on the stage. This is a technical means of cross talk.
But the Deyun disciples in this world really don’t have such a direct confrontation with Master Shan like him. After all, it’s only 2010 now.
Xiaoyue hasn't even gotten up yet.
Not to mention others.
Qi Yuncheng now stood up straight and continued talking.
"Master's height is congenital, there's no way to say that. But this black guy really isn't."
"Hey, is this something you sun-dried the day after tomorrow?" Luan Yunping tilted her head and was curious about this.
"Isn't this how I worked for Deyun Society in the past few years? At that time, Deyun was just a grassroots team!
In order to make a living, Master can only go around recording programs and working under the sun.
That’s why my master made me so tan!"
Luan Yunping asked again, "How dark is it?"
Qi Yuncheng rolled his eyes and started to have bad intentions, "Let's put it this way, if you throw my master into a pile of coal, you won't be able to tell which one is the coal and which one is him."
Luan Yunping was surprised, "Then there's no way to save him?"
"You have to stab me with a stick!"
"how?"
Qi Yuncheng conveniently picked up the fan on the table, and then stepped forward to slap it.
"The hard one is coal, the soft one is him! Of course, if he ouches when you poke him, you can't go wrong!!"
Hahaha!
"good!!!"
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
One after another, what the actor said hit the point of laughter of these people.
As for why we still applaud.
That’s instigation!
The more he talks, the more serious his death will be. Anyway, they will be happy to hear it, and it won't be too big a deal to watch the fun.
As for Guo Degang, who is heard in the side curtain in the lower right corner.
Will you be angry?
It's simply impossible, it's too late to be happy.
"What you are saying is too dark." As Master's beloved disciple, Luan Yunping would definitely not work behind the desk.
Qi Yuncheng swept away the smiling faces of the audience below and quickly stopped, "Don't be happy because of this.
I hurt my master's self-esteem.
I was so angry that my master went up the mountain to find a master to clarify his doubts."
"How did you say that?"
"Master!" Qi Yuncheng plays the role of the master, and he is deliberately shorter, but this figure is full of baggage.
Luan Yunping saw it from the side, but couldn't care about it at all.
"Master, they all call me Little Black Fatty! I'm very dark and not tall!
I even want to die
I want to hang myself from a beam!"
"Yo! Want to hang yourself?"
Qi Yuncheng nodded and raised his head, "But I can't reach the beam!"
"Okay! Still talking!"
"At this time, the master said something, you open the door!!
After saying that, my master opened the door, the sun was shining brightly, and I had an epiphany at that time."
"Epiphany of what?"
"Master said, Master, you want me to accept the sunshine, forget the darkness, and don't care about the rumors, right?
At this time, the master spoke again!"
"How to say?"
"I asked you to open the door! Let me see where you are!"
After saying that, Qi Yuncheng's eyes widened and he started looking for someone everywhere.
The key is to be so serious.
After finding it, he took a closer look, his expression changed hastily, and then he immediately made up for it, "You brave evildoer, don't try to steal my cassock!"
"Hooh! Black bear spirit!"
Hahahahaha!
When the familiar lines came out, the entire audience was immediately overwhelmed.
Many people even laughed like crazy because when they thought of Teacher Guo's black hair, they almost stopped laughing.
This voice comes together again.
Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping looked at each other, and everything in their hearts dropped, because finally there was no problem.
Then the next thing to do is to stabilize the atmosphere, and then let the master and uncle come over to perform in the final scene.
Because there was no one in front of him, Xiaoyue delayed it for a while. It was impossible for them to grab the time to save the bottom.
So I could only perform for twenty minutes.
These twenty minutes were not too long, and the two of them found some short jokes afterwards.
After saying that, I grabbed a bottom and quickly turned around and went down.
It may make the audience feel rushed, but there is nothing you can do about it.
As soon as they went down, they were naturally greeted by the announcement from the Master and the Marquis, as well as the Master and the Master taking the stage.
Two pairs of actors rub shoulders!
It was nothing at first, but when Guo De just reached his funny position, he suddenly became anxious.
He grabbed the handkerchief in his hand, then turned around and threw it away.
And Qi Yuncheng also quickly stepped down in despair, as if he was afraid of being caught by his master.
Although this is just an act, Guo Degang just unpacked the entire cross talk they just had.
Because the audience wanted to see this scene, no one in the thousands of people below was unhappy.
"Hahaha! I knew it happened all of a sudden!"
"Hey, what was the name of the actor just now? I missed it because of the noise just now."
"It seems his name is Qi Yuncheng. It's really good. And he's handsome too!"
"Being able to be so funny with Master makes me want to see the follow-up for no reason. After all, I am so invincible!"
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"Okay, okay!"
Seeing that his partner had thrown a handkerchief, Yu Qian must have grabbed him quickly, fearing that he would throw something again. Of course, this was all for show.
After all, comedy has to be exaggerated.
Guo De just took a breath, looking like he hated iron, but suddenly thought of something, and he immediately felt like a different person.
"Where is Teacher Yu's thong? Let me take a look!"
"Fuck you!"
Yu Qian, who was still blocking him at first, gave his partner a gentle push. This time, the whole room burst into laughter.
It caught many people off guard and laughed.
This smile fully demonstrated the power of the leader Deyun and the cross talk queen.
This is like doubling the child's burden.
"Brother! Captain Luan! You guys are so awesome, they're all here!"
"Yes! You should really see the expression on Master's face when he was not on stage, and the expression on the sidelines just now!"
"That's right! I really don't have anything to say!"
Here we come to the side curtain.
Xiao Yue, Shao Bing, Kong Yunlong and other fellow disciples from the Zi Department were all there. When they saw them, they sighed sincerely.
However, Luan Yunping laughed and said, "Thanks to Qi Yuncheng, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to do this!
This performance can be considered a great blessing among misfortunes!”
Seeing a few of them say this, Qi Yuncheng felt very happy, and the things the system gave him really made his experiment successful.
The effects are good.
But now there was another important matter, so I asked Xiaoyue directly.
"How is the situation over there with He Wei?"
"Hey!" Shaobing shook his head while holding the phone, "The phone keeps ringing, but there is no response.
Text messages too!”
"Then don't fight, that's it."
Qi Yuncheng said, and the other brothers nodded. They thought that the problem of being the second best had been solved, so there was no need to fight.
But not at all, because he knew what would happen next.
After all, this person is just a villain.
As soon as he was tempted by the mainstream, he would immediately turn against God Yun. As for his previous training and praise from his master, he would not consider it at all.