Crosstalk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is set up under the stage Chapter 301 Yu Qian: What do you belong to? Qi Yuncheng: Your uncle's!
Chapter 301 Yu Qian: What do you belong to? Qi Yuncheng: Your uncle's!
"Why!"
He agreed.
Qi Yuncheng walked quickly onto the stage amidst the laughter and applause of the audience, and stood honestly next to Uncle Yu.
At one stop, his appearance was a little different from usual.
His expression showed some stupidity.
At the same time, the sleeves of the coat were hanging down covering his hands.
Mainly to contrast what Master just praised.
And this paragraph is also a very old one.
Many masters have played it.
"Oh my god."
Seeing Qi Yuncheng trotting up, Yu Qian was startled and looked carefully.
During the inspection process, Guo Degang saw that the child was beautiful and pointed with his hand, "Look at this mental state. We drink formalin every day."
"Huo oh, I said these eyes can't move at all."
"How energetic, cute and beautiful."
"That's true." Yu Qian looked at Qi Yuncheng and nodded, but immediately turned around and asked Guo Degang, "But is this thing alive?"
"Nonsense, it will stink if you die."
"Well, we finally meet him. Can I say a few words to him?"
"That's called asking for advice."
"Still asking for advice?"
"You can have a chat with him, but your heart should be full of admiration, because this child is hard to find in heaven and hard to find on earth.
It takes more than a thousand years for one to come out.”
"Then I can tell."
"There is one thing you should pay attention to when chatting with him, and that is to speak in vernacular. I beg you, never speak in classical Chinese."
"What's going on?"
"Oh, you think I have been in elementary school for three years, so let me say a few words in classical Chinese, but he is full of classical Chinese."
"Really?" Yu Qian was slightly surprised.
"When the time comes, you won't be able to bear it if he talks to someone here."
"Is this all just talk? But that's fine, I'll just talk to him and that's it."
"Yes, yes, yes!" Guo Degang nodded repeatedly, and at the same time told him again, "Remember to speak plainly, you must speak plainly.
Let me beg you.
Please."
After a few consecutive sentences, Yu Qian immediately recognized the smell and asked curiously, "He poked me. What does it have to do with you? Are you so nervous?"
"Because this child is my heart's content."
"Then don't worry."
The words stopped.
Yu Qian, who was standing in the middle, turned from looking at Guo Degang to Qi Yuncheng.
But when he turned around, he saw that Qi Yuncheng had not moved during the whole process, and his expression was even more so, like a scarecrow.
Yu Qian muttered subconsciously, "Why is this thing so leaky?"
"that……"
Hearing the sound, Qi Yuncheng went to see his uncle dumbfounded, but Yu Qian was instantly frightened and immediately pointed forward, "Look forward, look forward, I'm a little afraid of you."
At this time, Guo Degang suddenly interrupted, "Teacher Yu, please don't raise your hands."
"What's going on?"
"As soon as you raise your hand, he will easily bite your hand."
"Oh, look at the highly praised actors this year. What they look like. They are almost like dogs."
Ha ha ha ha!
Yu Qian casually said something that was outside the program. The audience naturally understood the meaning and laughed a lot.
Take a deep breath.
Yu Qian once again looked at Qi Yuncheng, who was in a daze, and said loudly, "Here he comes???"
"Here we come~" Qi Yuncheng continued to look ahead in a daze.
As soon as he said that, Yu Qian was happy and slapped the table, "Look, this is really alive and interesting. Who did you come with?"
"Come here with my master~"
"Who is your master?"
Turning his head, Qi Yuncheng looked at the beautiful Guo Degang on the other side, who was shaking his head, raised his hand and said: "Wow!!"
"Still confused? Then what are you doing here?"
"The cross talk is here~"
"Tsk!" Yu Qian said with a pinch of teeth, "It's okay to say this word for word. How many paragraphs can you do?"
Qi Yuncheng raised his drooping hand and stretched out five fingers, "Seven or eight paragraphs~"
"How much is this?"
Yu Qian looked at his own hand and was confused. Finally, he had no choice but to say, "I don't know how deep the water is for this kid. I'll drag him out."
Let's see how he answers.
Is that… Gui Geng?”
Qi Yuncheng: "It's time to eat~"
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Yu Qiandou didn't care and muttered in a low voice, "Maybe I didn't hear clearly. I'll ask again. Did I ask you Gui Geng?"
"Eat fried noodles~ noodles."
"Why do you find logical accents so accurately? I asked you, Gui Geng?"
"There's also garlic~"
"This is all a mess."
After some questioning.
There was a lot of laughter from the audience below.
They have never seen Qi Yuncheng look so embarrassed on the stage. The key is that he even stood there in a daze with no expression.
Some people think it's cute and good-looking.
After all, this is where the beauty lies.
But Yu Qiandao also thought it was fun, so he quickly pulled Guo Degang over. Guo Degang looked at him and said, "I'm happy. You've learned a lot now."
"I'm not happy. Let's wait for a while. I missed it."
"If I missed it, please pick it up."
"What's missing?"
"The room leaked, didn't it?"
"Whose room leaked? Your disciple said it leaked."
"No!!" Guo Degang vetoed it confidently, and continued to praise, "I am a disciple who knows astronomy, observes geography, understands human nature, understands yin and yang, and understands gossip..."
"Stop it, stop it!"
After Yu Qian stopped him, he immediately explained what he had just asked. Guo Degang gritted his teeth and became angry when he heard it, "I'll go over and ask. If you want to ask, I'll just give it up."
If you can’t ask, we are not finished today.”
"What the hell."
"Compensate! Even if you sell your whole family, you still have to give me ten yuan."
"Ha!" Yu Qian was speechless, "I'm crazy poor, but I'll give you only ten yuan. Go over and ask."
"My apprentice is not that person."
"You ask first."
"Get away from me!! How dare you slander us!!"
Guo Degang roared angrily, and he and Yu Qian exchanged places and came to the side of his apprentice Qi Yuncheng.
As soon as it's around.
The master and apprentice turned their heads and looked at each other silently for two or three seconds without saying anything, but laughter continued from below.
After the laughter, when he saw his apprentice in a daze, Guo Degang held the table and finally felt guilty, "This thing is really not accurate."
Yu Qian: "Well, you are also vague about your feelings."
"So cute! So beautiful!" Guo Degang patted Qi Yuncheng's arm and smiled lovingly, but the next second Qi Yuncheng plucked and pulled his fingers, looking extremely disgusted.
"Don't touch, don't touch, master is wrong." Guo Degang was so frightened that he quickly apologized and bowed, for fear that his apprentice would cause trouble for him.
With this look, Yu Qian immediately complained, "Did he bring his apprentice out, or did he bring his godfather out?"
Ha ha ha ha!
The audience was in great joy again and found this section very entertaining. The key was that Qi Yuncheng stood motionless and took advantage.
Guo Degang ignored Yu Qian's words, moved closer to his apprentice, and asked in a low voice, "Here he comes!"
Qi Yuncheng spoke again: "Here he is~"
"Hey! Listen to this, here we come~ The clouds cover the moon, how sweet it is. Talking to him for three days can cure diabetes."
"Then I finally understand why you have diabetes. Don't worry about it and continue asking." Yu Qian waved his hand and urged.
Guo Degang: "Who are you coming with?"
Qi Yuncheng: "Come here with my master."
Guo Degang: "Who is your master?"
In less than half a second, Qi Yuncheng, who had been standing still, finally made some movement and bowed slightly to the master, "You!!"
A bow and the word "you".
Guo Degang burst into laughter, "Hey, how about I die?"
Yu Qian: "Why are you dying here? Why is it so beautiful?"
"Tell me about you, tell me about you."
"yes."
"Thanks!"
Suddenly, Guo Degang turned around and bowed back to his apprentice.
"Look at this bitch."
"No more questions."
"You have to ask, the most important thing is yet to come."
Guo Degang looked like he wanted to shirk the past, but he had no choice but to ask his apprentice again, "Why are you here?"
Qi Yuncheng: "The cross talk is here~"
Guo Degang: "How many sections do you know?"
"Seven or eight paragraphs!" Qi Yuncheng stretched out another slap, and Guo Degang immediately suppressed it when he saw it, "As much as you can.
The child is very honest.
That’s it.”
"No, keep asking. Ask him about Gui Geng."
Patting his apprentice again, Guo Degang and Qi Yuncheng came closer, while Yu Qian looked like he was eavesdropping.
"Listen carefully, there are many words and many questions. If you don't understand, or if you don't understand clearly, just turn around and run away."
"Are you still clearing the way?" Yu Qian asked.
"Then I said the child is very innocent and that's it. Let's go out to eat later."
When Qi Yuncheng heard this, he immediately laughed, "Haha!"
"Well, you can't even mention this."
"It's in the hearts of our children. There are bad people now, so you have to be more careful. May I ask you Gui Geng?"
Qi Yuncheng: "It's time to eat!"
Yu Qian: "Look!"
Guo Degang: "You blame me for this. I just said it was time to eat, and he remembered this sentence."
Yu Qian: "Then ask again."
Guo Degang murmured again in a low voice, "Ask me again, listen carefully, eating is eating, it has nothing to do with it.
Are you noble?"
"Eat fried noodles!"
Qi Yuncheng spoke expressionlessly again. Yu Qian was excited when he heard it, and laughed beside him, "Isn't this the end? I stopped talking about eating and just remembered what to eat."
Taking a deep breath, Guo Degang felt ashamed, but he still begged for help for his apprentice, "It's my fault. There is something wrong with my throat, and the child didn't hear clearly."
"Then ask again."
Snap!
Guo Degang slapped Qi Yuncheng on the back with his palm without much force, but Qi Yuncheng immediately staggered, and the master was so frightened that he rushed to help him.
Of course it's all performed.
Mainly just for fun.
But at this moment, the side actor looked at these three people and almost stopped laughing.
They must have performed the jokes about training apprentices, after all, they are old jokes.
But it's really not easy to play this apprentice role.
Because I had to stay there motionless the whole time, and I couldn’t laugh.
Generally speaking, it's okay if a crosstalk actor laughs at Baobao, but now if a disciple smiles, it's considered a stage accident.
Because the performer is a dumb apprentice who knows nothing, and if he can't help laughing for any reason, he will definitely not be able to continue the performance.
"I really admire my senior brother, his stability is really strong."
In the side scene, Xiao Meng smiled and said that he had performed with the master in the small theater before, but he was not his apprentice, so he was much more relaxed at that time.
After all, the attention is not just on him.
But Senior Brother stayed there the whole time and didn't move much. He was really awesome and managed his expression very well.
Gao Feng was also nearby at this time. He pushed up his glasses, said nothing, and watched the whole process with his hands behind his back.
For so long, he had learned a lot about Yuncheng's teaching and business.
After all, he had been running to him for two months, so in his heart, he felt that this child was really good.
It's no wonder that Lao Guo decided to support him at that time. It seemed that there were reasons.
But at this moment, the three people on the stage continued to perform.
At the same time, Guo Degang also angrily lectured his apprentice Qi Yuncheng and pointed a finger at Yu Qian.
"I say you are doing this for your own good, don't you know there are many bad people now?"
Yu Qian retreated and asked, "What do you want me to do?"
"You know, if he goes out, he will embarrass us? I tell you to take it to heart. From now on, in public, with people coming and going.
As high as the table, when it comes to the bench, people say, if you show your face, it is the dignity of the master.
Take it to heart and remember it!!
Gui Geng just asked you if you washed your feet?"
"Hey, you should move around." Without saying anything, Yu Qian was pulled aside by Guo Degang and stood between the two of them.
"What the hell is this? It's so flattering and so good. Gui Geng ate, ate noodles with soybean paste, and ate garlic.
You, the master, are still teaching him?
Did Gui Geng wash his feet? What the hell? You are like this and you still call me a disciple? This is called a disciple who misleads others. What kind of disciple do you teach?"
Boom boom, boom boom!
Yu Qian said a lot, and suddenly looked at Qi Yuncheng, "You are the same kid. You are a pretty good kid. What can you learn from him?
He teaches you whatever he knows? You can't learn from anyone, so you have to learn from him? Has Gui Geng eaten? Have you washed your feet?
Let me tell you, let me tell you the truth. When you are pregnant, you are not eating, nor are you washing your feet as your unlucky master said.
Today I tell you to remember, Gui Geng asked whether you came on foot or by car."
"You go and cool off too."
Ha ha ha ha!
The fact that all three of them are short-sighted was exposed.
The crowd of spectators below burst into laughter.
Hearing this laughter, Yu Qian finally understood, "I might not be right either."
Guo De just came back to the table and realized what he was saying, "Emotion 2, we are the gathering of three people with different minds."
"No, this is not right at all, is it?"
"Don't be like that. I figured it out. How old is Gui Geng?"
"Just asking about age."
"You too." Guo Degang looked at his apprentice Qi Yuncheng again, "Whoever catches you will listen to him. Do you think he looks like a good person?
This head is neither male nor female.
You have known Master for such a long time, has Master permed his hair?"
Yu Qian complained: "Do you have permed hair?"
"Say what you mean. Good boy, I have to call you. I hurt you so I'm scaring you like this. Gui Geng just asked how old I am.
How old are you?"
"How old am I~~" Qi Yuncheng repeated immediately.
Yu Qian clapped his hands and said, "Okay, I don't know."
"It's bad. This is what I was scared of just now, one after another."
"Then tell him."
"Child!" Guo Degang looked at Qi Yuncheng in a gentle tone, "You are confused. You were 14 last year, so what are you this year?"
Qi Yuncheng: "9 years old."
Guo Degang: "What do you mean, last year it was 14 and this year it was 15. As long as someone says Gui Geng is 15, they will immediately start talking about 15."
Are you noble?"
Qi Yuncheng: "15."
Guo Degang: "What does it belong to?"
Qi Yuncheng: "Chopsticks."
"Ouch!"
Guo De just heard something and almost fell down while holding on to the table, "I'm going to die. Everyone, please give me your opinion."
Do these 17 zodiac animals have chopsticks?”
Yu Qian frowned and raised his voice, "How can there be 17 zodiac animals?"
"More than twenty?"
"Not that much, 12."
"Only 12 left?"
"It wasn't that much before."
"Oh, I thought it was changed according to daylight saving time." After understanding the zodiac sign, Guo Degang looked at Qi Yuncheng again, "Aren't you in the year of tiger? Say it again."
Qi Yuncheng was standing nearby at the moment, but he didn't react. After two or three seconds, he said, "He's a tiger."
"What does it belong to?"
"Those born in the year of tiger."
"Is Gui Geng there?"
"15!"
"Okay, from now on, whenever someone says Gui Geng, you say 15.
What does it belong to? It is said to be tiger.
Just ask."
"Is that enough?"
"Can't be wrong."
"Then I can ask."
With a curious attitude, Yu Qian came over to Qi Yuncheng again and asked, "Is Gui Geng here?"
Qi Yuncheng: "15."
Yu Qian: "What does it belong to?"
Qi Yuncheng: "Tiger."
Yu Qian: "Is your Geng your respect?"
Qi Yuncheng: "15."
Yu Qian: "What does it belong to?"
Qi Yuncheng: "Tiger."
Yu Qian: "Is your Geng your respect?"
Qi Yuncheng: "15!"
Yu Qian: "What does it belong to?"
Qi Yuncheng: "It belongs to your uncle!!"
Hahahahaha!
Everyone in the audience, whether standing or sitting, couldn't hold back their laughter.
It came out one after another.
It would be fine if it was an ordinary two or three hundred people, but the laughter of seven or eight hundred people, or even more, would be annoying if they were gathered together.
But it is enough to reflect the happiness of young and old men.
"Good guy, this sentence makes me happy."
"Well! Actors in Deyun have rules and respect their elders. That's it."
“Deyunshe’s cross talk is like Ni Ma civilization!”
…
They were having fun, but Yu Qianmeng, who had asked several times, looked at Guo Degang and said, "Hey, is he scolding me?"
Guo Degang clapped happily, "Okay, the child has learned a new skill."
"You call this a new skill."
"Nonsense! It's so easy to find someone like this. You will tire us to death again."
"I'm not doing this to make him solid!"
"Okay, as long as you hear the word "Gui Geng" in this case, just say "15" and whatever your zodiac sign is, say "Tiger"." Guo Degang said again.
"Forget it, forget it."
Yu Qian stretched out his hand to stop Guo Degang, and calmed down his emotions, "I think he has mostly remembered it, and he won't teach him this way. Let's put him down and let's have a good chat."
I haven’t seen you for a long time, I really miss you.”
"Okay."
"Hey, don't tell me two days ago that we didn't see each other. I met your father when I was walking in the park."
"Have you seen our old man?"
"Hey!" Yu Qian nodded, "The old man is energetic. At such a high age, his waist is not slumped, his back is not hunched, and his body is really good."
"It's good to practice for a while."
"Seriously, has the old man become more noble this year?"
"You asked my dad?"
"yes."
Qi Yuncheng: "15!!"
Ha ha ha ha!
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
The one next to me agreed.
The audience laughed and applauded, while the old couple all looked at Qi Yuncheng in confusion.
"This is interesting." After a second or three pause, Yu Qian was happy. After all, it was not his own advantage.
He was happy. How could Guo Degang feel better? He turned around and immediately started to talk to his apprentice, "Look at the way you are trying to die, who is chatting with you? Why do adults talk to children?
He was talking about my father."
Qi Yuncheng: "Ah!"
"My dad is your grandpa!"
"Why!"
Guo Degang was so angry that he held his chest and pointed at Qi Yuncheng, "If I could beat you, I would have beaten you, you know?"
Don't make any objections to what the adults are saying."
After finishing speaking, Guo De just took a breath and looked back at Yu Qian, "I blame you for this."
"How can you blame me?" Yu Qian looked confused.
"You can't ask Gui Geng if you ask the old man or the elders."
"Then what should I ask?"
"Ask Gao Shou."
"Then the old man celebrates his birthday today?"
"15!" Guo De just reached out and slapped his head, then suddenly shook his head, "No, I'm confused, 75."
"Oh! He's already 75? Seriously, what does he belong to?"
"My father?"
Qi Yuncheng: "Tiger!!!"
Hahaha!
Amid laughter, Guo Degang really wanted to cry, "Oh, why are you kid like this? You can't remember serious things, why are you so happy about this?"
Who is talking to you?
Don't talk to the adults, just stand here and it's over, isn't it?
No talking or making a sound is allowed.
Not a word is allowed to be said, and no one is allowed to speak no matter who asks.
Even if I ask you why you don't speak, you will say that I am not allowed to speak, which is outrageous."
"Okay, okay!"
Yu Qian acted as a peacemaker and advised, "A child is a child. Just teach both parties to remember and that's it. Let's continue talking as brothers."
"Hey!" Guo Degang sighed and nodded, "Yes!"
"I was very happy to see the old man. I haven't seen him for a long time and miss him."
"Um!"
"Now that we have met, I said hello to him."
"Let's talk."
Yu Qian pointed with his hand, as if he was looking into the distance, "I will shout from afar, sir, you are doing very well."
"What did my dad say?"
"He ignored me."
"Your voice is too quiet, please speak louder." Guo Degang said.
"Yes, I raised my voice, followed two steps forward, and said, sir, hello!!"
"What did he say?"
"He was speechless."
Guo Degang explained further, "When you get angry, your ears are irritated, so make louder noises."
"Yes, I chased after him. I gave him a kick and said he was alarmed. Then I stepped forward and shouted, "Master, hello."
"What did my dad say?"
Yu Qian had a bitter look on his face and waved his hands, "He hasn't spoken yet."
At this time, Guo Degang was holding the table and wondering, "It's strange, why doesn't my father speak?"
Qi Yuncheng suddenly turned his head and spoke slowly, "You didn't let me say it."
Guo Degang: “Fuck you!!”
…
Ha ha ha ha!
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
"good!!"
"This part is great. I was looking at Qi Yuncheng's dazed look the whole time. It's awesome."
"Every time I take advantage, I almost die laughing."
"I'll have to bury him now. I've been Lao Guo's father three times!"
"It can't be buried. Lao Guo can't dig such a deep hole."
"Hahaha! Anyway, I have a deep memory of that sentence about you."