Crosstalk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is set up under the stage Chapter 307 I will leave you gently, please wipe away the tears from the corners of your eyes
Chapter 307 I will leave you gently, please wipe away the tears from the corners of your eyes
The bet was agreed upon.
The old couple sat contentedly at the side curtains watching their children's performance.
There was no way that Yan Hexiang could not hear Dalin next to him.
They went down to take a sip of water and then came up. They happened to know this, but unexpectedly they were quite interested.
As for who he hopes to win, Dalin definitely hopes that his father will win. It is not a matter of whether he is his biological father or not.
The main reason was that Master drank too much. I went to his house many times and saw him very drunk.
So it doesn’t matter if you skip one drink.
As for whether I will harm my master or not, it is really unknown, so I can only wait slowly.
But at this moment on the stage, how could Qi Yuncheng have guessed that someone was betting on him?
So after I hurt my master once, I started my own jokes amidst a lot of laughter.
"I know a lot, especially fortune-telling. It's different from those under the overpass. They are all scams. I can do fortune-telling."
"True spirit?"
"Of course, let's do that." Qi Yuncheng looked at Luan Yunping, "I'll calculate it for you and give you three hexagrams for free."
Luan Yunping turned sideways and was suddenly startled, "Free means..."
"No money."
"Then let you do the math."
"Believe me or not?"
"What does it matter?"
Qi Yuncheng looked at all the viewers who were exhibiting in the north, "Everyone, please remember, if you believe it, you have it, if you don't believe it, you don't have it."
"To me, your word sounds like a scam."
"Then it seems you don't believe it. Let's do this. If I say it loudly and my calculations are accurate, Qi Yuncheng, you are accurate and your calculations are accurate. If your calculations are not accurate, you will give my master a beating."
"How dare I!!!"
As soon as the actor said it, the audience began to imagine the scene where Luan Yunping beat Guo Degang, and they couldn't hold back their laughter.
"Okay, okay! If the math doesn't work, I'll give you a hundred dollars." Qi Yuncheng said, taking something out of his trouser pocket with his right hand and slapping it on the crosstalk table.
"But if you talk about spirits, you have to give me a hundred, how about that?"
Luan Yunping scratched her head, "Isn't this free for you?"
"Isn't this a bet?"
"To put it another way, if it doesn't work, you give me a hundred. If it works, I will publicize it everywhere for you and make you famous."
Qi Yuncheng put his hands behind his back and thought about it, "That's okay, now you listen to this hexagram..."
Luan Yunping: "It doesn't work!!! Give me money!!"
Hahaha!
After bursts of laughter, Qi Yuncheng's expression was confused, and he grabbed the hand that his partner stretched out to take the money, "Can't Deyun not be able to pay wages, so you come to me to make money?"
"Yes, give it quickly." Luan Yunping looked impatient.
Qi Yuncheng: "Do you agree to this?"
Luan Yunping: "Nonsense, give me money."
Qi Yuncheng: "I haven't calculated it yet."
Luan Yunping: "No matter how you calculate it, it won't work in the end."
Qi Yuncheng: "Then wait until I finish."
"It doesn't work even after I say it. It's strange that it works because the mouth is on me." Luan Yunping was suppressing her desire to make money at this moment.
It makes the audience feel that if the partner opens his mouth again, he will definitely veto it.
Qi Yuncheng didn't care about his state, and spoke slowly, "Since childhood... your family..."
"What's wrong?"
"Just one father!"
"Not working!!"
Ha ha ha ha!
The bald lips came out, and the more than two thousand people below almost burst into laughter. When Luan Yunping reacted and wanted to stop him, he found that Qi Yuncheng had already started to take money out of his pocket.
"Okay, I'm willing to admit defeat. If it's a hundred, it's a hundred."
"Wait a minute, Ling, this is so Ling!!"
"It doesn't matter if it doesn't work. Don't flatter me just because we are partners. Be willing to admit defeat."
"It's so effective, so effective!!"
"I don't care about money."
"I care!! For a hundred dollars, I have an extra father, right?" Luan Yunping stopped her from speaking the whole time.
Qi Yuncheng shrugged his shoulders and said, "Help me promote it later!!"
"I'll send you a small note shortly. Post it and everyone will write it for you."
"Okay, let's listen to the second hexagram."
"This second hexagram should not work."
Qi Yuncheng said again, "Your father... and your mother..."
"How about it?"
"Not born of the same mother."
"No...spirit, it's too clever! You are a little fairy!"
This time Luan Yunping learned the lesson and quickly stopped her words and continued to praise her. There was nothing she could do about it.
However, Qi Yuncheng frowned and continued to take money out of his pocket, "It doesn't matter if it doesn't work, just tell me."
"No, no, no, no, if you pay, my parents will become close relatives."
"Okay, let's listen to the third hexagram again."
"This third hexagram will definitely not work. My parents have finished talking." Luan Yunping muttered while holding the table.
Qi Yuncheng immediately sped up his speech, "If you have a brother in your family, he either has a sister or a brother, or he has a sister or a brother."
"..."
Luan Yunping was silent, and then spoke after a few seconds, "Is this tighter than bulletproof glass?"
"Is there any?"
"Yes, I have an older brother."
"Okay, I have a brother, let me do the math." Qi Yuncheng stretched out his right hand and started to roll his eyes and pinch his knuckles, "Yes..."
"What?"
"Your brother is older than you! Right!!"
"Nonsense!! He's younger than me, that's my brother."
"Hey, speaking of the truth, Deyun Society has a..."
Premonition of something, Luan Yunping was pushed away by her partner again. Seeing this again, the people below didn't know how happy they were.
Qi Yuncheng was thinking about this emotionally, and he had been holding it back.
However, everything is just the style of actors. The audience still dare not do this. Just like this, the two of them are throwing away their baggage while performing a second-best performance.
Thirty minutes.
No more, no less.
When the time comes, I get off the stage and the master and uncle take the stage.
The final saving work.
Two people came to play "Criticizing the Three Kingdoms".
He talked for half an hour and then returned to the stage for a short paragraph.
At the beginning of their encore, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping took a rest and packed some things, then returned to the side curtain to wait.
Today's performance was not lively backstage.
Except for some staff members, there were only seven of them, so no one except Hou Zhen wanted to stay alone with the backstage, let alone the cross talk between the master and the uncle. They watched from the side curtain, which was definitely better than the audience's perspective.
But as he watched, Dalin suddenly said, "Brother, what do you think of my performance today?"
"Master didn't talk to you?"
Dalin shook his head, "I didn't say a word, both Master and my dad."
"That's okay. There's nothing worth saying, but Master should be satisfied."
Qi Yuncheng didn't want to say anything more, but after Dalin heard it, he felt very happy and confirmed his guess.
Although it may only be like this, for him it is already considered very powerful, and it is even more of an affirmation.
Luan Yunping stood beside him and smiled. Dalin was only fifteen or sixteen now, so he would have plenty of time to study in the future.
Not to mention that it’s amazing to be able to reach this level at this age.
When they came here, they were still a little older than Dalin, but they had just started learning or were on stage for the first time, so they were completely incomparable.
Not to mention Xiaoyue, when he first came here, he had almost no contact with the cross talk, and he was just constantly cleaning and moving tables.
Others came on stage in a month or a week, but he had to delay for a long time before he dared to take the stage and was able to take the stage.
But it's still good now,
Therefore, Dalin will have a huge future.
As for his development in other fields, it is up to him. After all, from the moment he learned cross talk, he knew that he could not surpass his father.
Not to mention that his master is Yu Qian, so he definitely doesn’t know how to do cross talk.
However, at this time, Dalin was still concerned about the bet between his master and his father, so he asked out of curiosity, "Brother, do you want to sing during the curtain call? Or do other things?"
"Not necessarily. It depends on your mood. This thing is not right."
"All right!"
Dalin agreed and felt uncomfortable asking, so he calmed down and watched the performance of the two elders together.
Not short.
Half an hour plus half an hour for the encore, it’s one hour.
After an hour of performing and standing, young people will feel tired, let alone them.
So I estimated the time and called everyone in the side curtain to come up. At the same time, Dalin hurriedly ran backstage to call Mr. Hou.
After Hou Zhen learned the news, he put down his cell phone and followed without saying a word.
I was just out of breath a little after I got on the stage, but I ran fast the whole time.
Seeing this, Guo Degang knew exactly what happened.
Look at the audience and speak.
"These are all the actors today, there are not many, but they are all very good kids.
Finally, what do you want to hear?"
"Sing a false monk!"
"Uncle Yu sings one!"
"Sing a rock song, Uncle Yu, and a piece of red cloth!!"
…
When the audience shouted, the few people standing on the stage knew that they were old audience members, otherwise they wouldn't be talking about the rock music that Yu Qian likes.
Guo Degang nodded and looked at his senior brother, "How about you do it?"
At this point, I was quite tired.
Yu Qian also knew the status of his partner, so he had no choice but to agree, "Then just sing a simple song, with a piece of red cloth at the bottom, right?"
The song to remind you to send the documents, come on."
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
Applause broke out.
Yu Qian grabbed the microphone and started to think about it, and then a rough voice suddenly appeared.
"That day you used a piece of red cloth to cover your eyes and the sky.
You asked me what I saw~~I said I saw happiness~~
This feeling really makes me feel comfortable~~You made me forget that I have no place to live~~
You asked me where I was going~~I said I wanted to go your way~~
Let’s stop singing here.”
"good!!"
"oh!!"
When Yu Qian opened his voice, everyone in the audience praised him and applauded continuously.
But they all liked Mr. Yu Qianyu, so how could they let him go? So many old men just shouted to come to him with nothing.
Yu Qian had no choice but to say, "Singing it once is enough. Let the children come more."
How could Guo Degang do it? He simply shouted, "Come on, Yuncheng, come over and beg you to sing a song."
Qi Yuncheng came to the third microphone without saying a word. When Yu Qian saw it, he kept laughing. He had never seen anyone who had sung before and still begged to sing.
"Uncle, please sing one."
"Kneel down and beg!" Suddenly the audience shouted.
Qi Yuncheng was unambiguous, "Begging on your knees? You can beg me every time. How can we be so shameless when talking about cross talk?"
"It's all about the qualities required by colleagues." Guo Degang said with a smile on his face, "Oh, Teacher Yu, please come up with another one."
"Okay, let's sing one more song, there's nothing left."
Helpless, Yu Qian grabbed the microphone and sang the rock song again.
“I used to ask endless questions!!!
"When will you come with me~~
But you always laugh at me~~
Nothing~~
I want to give you my pursuit~~
And my freedom~~
But you always laugh at me~~
Nothing~~
Oh~~When will you come with me~~"
"oh!!"
"good!!!"
Hearing the familiar smell, the audience at the Beizhan Theater was happy.
, and Guo Degang immediately answered, "Hey, Teacher Yu sang these songs, I just remembered that I also know some popular songs."
"Then you have one."
The old couple seemed to be in high spirits on stage.
"Let me try!"
Guo Degang held a fan and faced the microphone, "Gently~ I will leave you~ Please wipe away the tears from the corners of your eyes~~"
Ha ha ha ha!
The people in the audience burst into joy.
"Okay, now you've changed into a two-person role."
"Oh, Qi Qing and I had a pretty good relationship originally, but after singing this song, we didn't have much contact with each other."
"People are almost blocking you."
"I can still do that." Guo Degang spoke again.
"What?"
“The evening breeze gently blows across Penghu Bay~~
White waves chase the beach~~
(The two change their taste) There is no coconut grove to drunken the setting sun~~
It’s just a sea of blue~~”
When the singing ended, the audience started to cheer again. When the two songs came out of his mouth, they could not even remember a single trace of the original tune.
Really awesome.
"Okay, it smells like this again." Yu Qian said again.
"Anyway, I haven't offended anyone over the years."
"Just sing less."
"So Qi Yuncheng, do you have anything else to come?"
If it were normal, it would be a casual question from the master to the disciple, but at this moment Guo Degang only spoke because of the bet.
After all, you have to win.
However, things went against expectations. Qi Yuncheng shook his head. There was nothing to come, and the time didn't allow it today, so he waved his hand and simply stayed back and did nothing.
Seeing the child Guo Degang was helpless, but Yu Qian was very happy beside him. After all these years, he still didn't know what his partner was thinking.
I want to seduce the child and say, this is bad enough.
"Why!"
Guo Degang sighed and had no choice but to look at today's audience and said, "Well, I will lead this group of actors to sing "The West Wing"!
The Great West Wing is a ditty sung by the Deyun community. Let's sing the last Yunsu tune. If you know how to sing it, we can join together."
"Okay!!" Yu Qian agreed for the audience.
"I bid farewell to my father the next morning~~"
Everyone and Su: "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey~"
"All the monks from Pujiu Temple came to see him off~"
"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey~"
"Turn the saddle and accept the pedal, I'm on the white dragon horse~
A group of people rushed to take the exam and rushed to the East~~
Walking through Sanli Peach Blossom Shop~
Beyond Wuli Xinghuaying~
Fine wine is served in front of Peach Blossom Shop~
The pretty girl in front of Xinghuaerpo~
I can’t keep the beautiful paintings and wine~
Cui Yingying is sitting in Shiliting~
It’s so hard to sing this song called Romance of the West Chamber~
May your family be happy, prosperous and healthy~"
"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey~"
Everyone finally met with Su.
All the actors on the stage began to bow, and the audience burst into the loudest applause at the end.
But there is no immediate way to go.
If you want to leave, you have to wait until the applause has completely subsided before leaving, so although they stopped talking, they also held hands and thanked everyone on the stage.
Occasionally there are some who give gifts, and their actors are the last ones to receive them.
It's almost done.
Only then did I have the idea to go down.
When he was about to go down, Guo Degang felt a little emotional, because this kid had been hurting himself for a whole day, so why didn't he just say a word to his uncle? Now they're all gone.
There's really no chance.
But at this moment, a few people suddenly came to the stage to hand over something, and they were rushing towards Yu Qian. When Yu Qian saw it, he quickly asked the children who were close to him to pick it up, "Yuncheng, help me get it."
"Okay."
With quick legs and feet, Qi Yuncheng went over and accepted the gift from one of them.
There was everything, gift bags, dolls, and electrical appliances, but the last girl actually handed over an inflatable meteor hammer.
Seeing this, Qi Yuncheng was happy, "Oh, how did you know that uncle likes this, but it's a bit too big for him to fit in."
I'll try durian instead next time, that one is better, even if I can't stuff it in, I can still eat it."
"Huo oh, if this is really stuffed, can I still eat it?!"
Ha ha ha ha!
When the uncle started chatting next to him, the audience laughed like crazy.
As for where it is blocked, you can imagine.
Guo Degang was really beautiful when he stood on the stage, "That thing hurts so much."
"Who says it's not?" Yu Qian continued to follow the words and went to pick up the child's things.
Qi Yuncheng smiled and said, "What are you thinking? I mean the meteor hammer is too big. You can't fit it into the locker behind the stage. You can't stuff the durian in, so we can still share it, right?"
What do you think?"
Yu Qian felt embarrassed while accepting the gift, "Hey, I thought it was stuffed in my backpack."
"Then why does Master say it hurts so much?"
"Go to your master. He said it. It seems that your master's quality still needs to be improved."
Ha ha ha ha!
The guys made a scene while receiving gifts on stage.
It turned out that there were audience members who were about to leave below. They all stood up, but they still stood there and listened and laughed for a while.
But after receiving the gifts, the applause fell.
The actors formally left the stage.
Arrived backstage.
The juniors began to take off their coats, and then put them aside, trying not to make any wrinkles. However, Guo Degang's expression was very rich while he was doing it.
"Brother, this is considered my victory."
"???"
Yu Qian was confused and asked quickly, "Does this last one count?"
"Why don't you count it? This kid didn't tell you anything?"
"Hey, I shouldn't have called him. You can give me a break in the end." Yu Qian regretted it immensely and smiled bitterly in his heart. It's not good to call anyone, so why call this person Jing.
"Okay, I'm willing to admit defeat. It just so happens that I still have time now, so I can make a phone call to arrange the wine party the day after tomorrow. By the way, I can also use that time to take Yuncheng and my daughter to the racecourse.
They rarely go there."
"That's fine. I guess my daughter has never been to your place."
Guo Degang nodded. In fact, he didn't really stop his senior brother from drinking. It was his hobby and it was impossible to ask him not to drink.
But sometimes he really drinks too much.
After all, at this age, health is more important, and now that he has diabetes, he is more aware of this matter.
So I hope that my senior brother will be less involved.
Just a moderate amount of alcohol is fine, too much will definitely do all the harm without any benefit.
And after talking about this matter.
A few of them were almost ready to leave. It was late at night and there weren't many people backstage, so they would definitely have to leave after the performance.
However, I still called Qi Yuncheng over, mainly because of the old man's matters.
"As for the time, it is scheduled for tomorrow afternoon. You can go there by yourself. Your wife will probably come with you, because she has also been scheduled to perform there.
I'll just go over and have a look together then.
Celebrity Teahouse.”
"Okay, I understand."
Qi Yuncheng nodded. Although he had always been in Yanjing and only went to other cities for occasional performances, he was also very familiar with Tianjing.
Not to mention celebrity teahouses.
Not to mention what they do, even many passers-by know that place.
As for the fact that he might meet some old gentlemen who needed special attention, Guo Degang didn't say much, and the child already made him feel at ease.
It doesn't exist yet it's just nonsense.
It’s not like when I was a teenager, I had to talk to them every day about how to be polite, how to behave, and what to do about business.
"Okay, that's it, you can go and have fun. Your uncle, your uncle, and the marquis and I will just go home and we can't follow you around.
And tomorrow I have to follow him to the Yitong College's teaching club.
There’s a lot going on.”
"Okay! You guys go slowly!"
To put it simply.
Several elders left first.
Once they leave, it's as if there are no adults at home. Children can go wherever they want without any taboos.
So the four of them, Qi Yuncheng, Luan Yunping, Dalin, and Yan Hexiang, found a nearby restaurant to have something to eat.
Originally, I just ate whatever I wanted.
But in a prosperous place like Yanjing, it is impossible to be too casual.
I also know that Dalin likes to eat hot pot.
When I walked to the door of a hot pot, I said a few words and pushed a few steps before entering.
Once inside, Dalin felt as if he had found his own home.
Although he is only fifteen or sixteen years old, he has almost eaten hot pot from all over the country and is very familiar with it.
After all, the family needed to run around a lot, so sometimes he would be taken with him, not to mention that he used to like to fool around with sesame seeds, and with the doting of his mistress, the family often cooked mutton and the like.
De Yun and De Yun were born into fat men.
Sun Yue didn't say it first, he couldn't help it. First he had a problem when he was a child, and finally it ended up like this.
But these two really raised themselves.
So when he ordered hot pot, Qi Yuncheng took into account his body shape and the ventilation afterward, so he slowly said, "Just order the vegetarian dish today!"
Don’t take any seafood or meat.”
"Brother, what mistake did I make?"
Dalin was stunned. He thought he could have a good meal tonight, but he didn't expect this sentence. You must know that some time ago, he was scolded by his father for not eating anything delicious.
Now that we are finally liberated, how can we not taste delicious food?
"If you continue to eat like this, you have to ventilate it." Qi Yuncheng looked at Dalin opposite and warned.
"It doesn't exist. How old do you have to be to have ventilation?"