Chapter 307 I will leave you gently, please wipe away the tears from the corners of your eyes(1/4)
The bet was agreed upon.
The old couple sat contentedly at the side curtains watching their children's performance.
There was no way that Yan Hexiang could not hear Dalin next to him.
They went down to take a sip of water and then came up. They happened to know this, but unexpectedly they were quite interested.
As for who he hopes to win, Dalin definitely hopes that his father will win. It is not a matter of whether he is his biological father or not.
The main reason was that Master drank too much. I went to his house many times and saw him very drunk.
So it doesn’t matter if you skip one drink.
As for whether I will harm my master or not, it is really unknown, so I can only wait slowly.
But at this moment on the stage, how could Qi Yuncheng have guessed that someone was betting on him?
So after I hurt my master once, I started my own jokes amidst a lot of laughter.
"I know a lot, especially fortune-telling. It's different from those under the overpass. They are all scams. I can do fortune-telling."
"True spirit?"
"Of course, let's do that." Qi Yuncheng looked at Luan Yunping, "I'll calculate it for you and give you three hexagrams for free."
Luan Yunping turned sideways and was suddenly startled, "Free means..."
"No money."
"Then let you do the math."
"Believe me or not?"
"What does it matter?"
Qi Yuncheng looked at all the viewers who were exhibiting in the north, "Everyone, please remember, if you believe it, you have it, if you don't believe it, you don't have it."
"To me, your word sounds like a scam."
"Then it seems you don't believe it. Let's do this. If I say it loudly and my calculations are accurate, Qi Yuncheng, you are accurate and your calculations are accurate. If your calculations are not accurate, you will give my master a beating."
"How dare I!!!"
As soon as the actor said it, the audience began to imagine the scene where Luan Yunping beat Guo Degang, and they couldn't hold back their laughter.
"Okay, okay! If the math doesn't work, I'll give you a hundred dollars." Qi Yuncheng said, taking something out of his trouser pocket with his right hand and slapping it on the crosstalk table.
"But if you talk about spirits, you have to give me a hundred, how about that?"
Luan Yunping scratched her head, "Isn't this free for you?"
"Isn't this a bet?"
"To put it another way, if it doesn't work, you give me a hundred. If it works, I will publicize it everywhere for you and make you famous."
Qi Yuncheng put his hands behind his back and thought about it, "That's okay, now you listen to this hexagram..."
Luan Yunping: "It doesn't work!!! Give me money!!"
Hahaha!
After bursts of laughter, Qi Yuncheng's expression was confused, and he grabbed the hand that his partner stretched out to take the money, "Can't Deyun not be able to pay wages, so you come to me to make money?"
"Yes, give it quickly." Luan Yunping looked impatient.
Qi Yuncheng: "Do you agree to this?"
Luan Yunping: "Nonsense, give me money."
Qi Yuncheng: "I haven't calculated it yet."
Luan Yunping: "No matter how you calculate it, it won't work in the end."
Qi Yuncheng: "Then wait until I finish."
"It doesn't work even after I say it. It's strange that it works because the mouth is on me." Luan Yunping was suppressing her desire to make money at this moment.
It makes the audience feel that if the partner opens his mouth again, he will definitely veto it.
Qi Yuncheng didn't care about his state, and spoke slowly, "Since childhood... your family..."
"What's wrong?"
"Just one father!"
"Not working!!"
Ha ha ha ha!
The bald lips came out, and the more than two thousand people below almost burst into laughter. When Luan Yunping reacted and wanted to stop him, he found that Qi Yuncheng had already started to take money out of his pocket.
"Okay, I'm willing to admit defeat. If it's a hundred, it's a hundred."
"Wait a minute, Ling, this is so Ling!!"
"It doesn't matter if it doesn't work. Don't flatter me just because we are partners. Be willing to admit defeat."
"It's so effective, so effective!!"
"I don't care about money."
"I care!! For a hundred dollars, I have an extra father, right?" Luan Yunping stopped her from speaking the whole time.
Qi Yuncheng shrugged his shoulders and said, "Help me promote it later!!"
"I'll send you a small note shortly. Post it and everyone will write it for you."
"Okay, let's listen to the second hexagram."
"This second hexagram should not work."
Qi Yuncheng said again, "Your father... and your mother..."
"How about it?"
"Not born of the same mother."
"No...spirit, it's too clever! You are a little fairy!"
This time Luan Yunping learned the lesson and quickly stopped her words and continued to praise her. There was nothing she could do about it.
However, Qi Yuncheng frowned and continued to take money out of his pocket, "It doesn't matter if it doesn't work, just tell me."
"No, no, no, no, if you pay, my parents will become close relatives."
"Okay, let's listen to the third hexagram again."
"This third hexagram will definitely not work. My parents have finished talking." Luan Yunping muttered while holding the table.
Qi Yuncheng immediately sped up his speech, "If you have a brother in your family, he either has a sister or a brother, or he has a sister or a brother."
"..."
Luan Yunping was silent, and then spoke after a few seconds, "Is this tighter than bulletproof glass?"
"Is there any?"
"Yes, I have an older brother."
"Okay, I have a brother, let me do the math." Qi Yuncheng stretched out his right hand and started to roll his eyes and pinch his knuckles, "Yes..."
"What?"
"Your brother is older than you! Right!!"
"Nonsense!! He's younger than me, that's my brother."
"No matter how old he is..."
"How about it?"
"It's no big deal that your father will go."
"Let's have some fun."
Unable to listen anymore, Luan Yunping suddenly pushed Qi Yuncheng aside.
"Are you spiritual? This is the truth."
"Hey, speaking of the truth, Deyun Society has a..."
Premonition of something, Luan Yunping was pushed away by her partner again. Seeing this again, the people below didn't know how happy they were.
Qi Yuncheng was thinking about this emotionally, and he had been holding it back.
However, everything is just the style of actors. The audience still dare not do this. Just like this, the two of them are throwing away their baggage while performing a second-best performance.
Thirty minutes.
No more, no less.
When the time comes, I get off the stage and the master and uncle take the stage.
The final saving work.
To be continued...