Crosstalk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is set up under the stage Chapter 316 The little rat thief is so angry that my brother shits!
Chapter 316 The little rat thief is so angry that my brother shits!
on stage.
Qi Yuncheng and Young Ma Ye are performing.
But Guo Degang and Yu Qian saw a problem in the side scenes, and there was nothing they could do about it. The young master had such a strong aura that even if he measured the workload, he was not something a young man like him could compare with.
As a result, Qi Yuncheng couldn't exert his usual energy at all.
It's normal. It's impossible for a kid in his twenties to overpower the young master.
But the child has a lot of experience, and because of this, even if the young master is next to him, his speech, size, and cadence are not messed up.
It's a good start.
Not just the two of them were watching at the same time.
Wang Hui, Hou Zhen, Gao Feng, Xie Jing and a group of Deyun disciples are all watching here.
Young Master and Qi Yuncheng's work, how could they stay in the background with peace of mind.
"I wonder if I can come up with the skills in the back." Yu Qian said subconsciously, because there is a body in the back, although it is not much, but you have to have the foundation to be good.
Guo Degang shook his head, "I'm not sure about this either. Anyway, he's learning everything, but in terms of opera form and half-practice, he's definitely not as good as the little ones."
"Traditional opera values children's skills!"
They chatted for a while.
At this moment, Ma Zhiming responded to the child's words: "At my age, why should I abandon literature and practice martial arts?"
Qi Yuncheng waved his hands and said in a rude manner, "Your cross talk business is already very powerful, so let's put it aside for now and stop talking about it.
Do you know about job hopping?”
"I know."
"Hey, let's learn from the beginning and find another teacher."
Hearing the child's words, Ma Zhiming looked at the audience below and sighed, "Well, I'm almost seventy years old. If I want to find another teacher, who should I choose?"
The young master said.
Qi Yuncheng stood beside him, feeling like he was getting better, with a smile on his face that the audience couldn't understand, "That's right, our fate is also your creation, okay, I'll accept you!"
Hahaha!
There is no big or small thing on stage, but there are rules off stage.
As long as he is on stage, even the ancestor can make jokes. At the same time, because Young Master is so senior, he is like a child and wants to accept him as his disciple.
There was a lot of laughter from the audience.
And Ma Zhiming was immediately surprised, "You accepted it?"
"Yes, take it, take it."
"You accept me?"
Seeing his ancestor like this, Qi Yuncheng persuaded him, "Don't be nervous, there's no need. Besides, I won't charge you too much money, just take as much as you need."
"Okay! I can't ask for much more. If you don't want money, I can't become your teacher."
"What's going on?"
"There are rules in our industry. It's not allowed to become another apprentice for no reason."
Qi Yuncheng was happy and said in a somewhat excited tone, "Hey, I didn't expect that!"
"What's wrong?"
"You are very loyal."
"That is."
"Okay, okay, I'll make an exception for you."
"How about making an exception?"
Qi Yuncheng looked at the young master and pointed downward with his right hand, "How about I adopt you as my adopted son??"
Ha ha ha ha!
Xu~~
In an instant, the entire Beizhan Theater was laughing like crazy and couldn't stop moving.
At the same time, on the live broadcast, comments exploded one after another.
"Oh my god! I like Qi Yuncheng so much that I don't care about my ancestor's seniority when I'm on stage, right? I'm laughing so hard, how much seniority will I lose by returning my adopted son?"
"This is indeed a true warrior."
"Anyway, he has never been afraid of seeking death."
"Think about it from another perspective. Young Master wants to adopt an adopted son. Does Teacher Guo have to be a great-grandson?"
"Good guy, you've gone far enough."
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The audience was enjoying themselves, and Ma Zhiming was very happy for the child. His words were just right, otherwise there would not have been such a big commotion.
However, he had to show a look of shock on his face, "Child, you may be confused by the heat today. You will take medicine later.
Putting aside the rest, how old are you?"
Qi Yuncheng looked unconcerned, "You are ignorant. I have attainments and skills. But you are not good at this, you are far behind."
"What are your accomplishments?"
"No, you don't know me?"
"I don't know."
"As soon as I tell you, you will be convinced. I am a practicing master."
"Lian Jiazi?"
"Hey." Qi Yuncheng agreed while patting his arms and chest, "Martial arts practitioners..."
Say something.
The two of them were completely on the right track with the whole cross talk.
In fact, the general content of The Great Bodyguard comes from Mr. Zhang Shoucheng's "Japanese Guadar", which tells the story of two brothers who practiced martial arts and made a joke while working as bodyguards because they were not good at martial arts in the early 20th century.
As for that sentence, in the process of inheritance and interpretation by many people, the joke has become more and more known and enriched.
Among them, Young Ma Ye's performance is very classic.
So when Qi Yuncheng performed, he was definitely trying to show off his skills in front of Guan Gong. However, the longer the performance lasted, the less and less pressure he felt because the young master was indeed humble and approachable.
There is a sense of taking care of yourself in your words.
So as he kept talking, his performance got better and better.
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"Get off the bus at the entrance of the Escort Bureau. The old shopkeeper and many people are waiting there." Qi Yuncheng slightly moved his right leg back, clasped his fists and cupped his hands, imitating the characters.
"Two strong men arrived, and they did not meet them from far away. They made atonement for their sins face to face."
Ma Zhiming: "You are so polite."
“I said how dare you, how dare you~~”
“Quite classy.”
"After entering the gate, you will see a wide courtyard with all kinds of weapons on both sides."
"He's an escort."
"Eat first, drink three rounds, and eat five dishes. The old shopkeeper said that he invited two strong men for no other reason. Now there are people who dare to protect the South Road, North Road, and West Road. Only the east road sign has too many thieves.
Guang, I wonder if you two are willing to go."
"I asked you if you dare to go."
Putting hands together again, Qi Yuncheng raised his voice and said, "I say old heroes, don't let their prestige grow and destroy our own aspirations.
Aren’t there just thieves in the east?”
"I'm not afraid of him." Ma Zhiming said confidently.
"Let's go west."
"I've never heard of it. If you can't go around to the west, you have to run east to meet the thieves."
Turning towards the young master, Qi Yuncheng was a little frightened, "We are going to meet the thief, what if we meet him?"
"Nonsense, what are you doing? Aren't you a bodyguard?"
"Tell me a joke." Qi Yuncheng waved his hand and smiled again, "The old shopkeeper said you don't need to be humble. Please spend some time in the yard."
"Okay, Liangliang escort, let's see what martial arts skills you two have."
"Yes, my brother reached out to the yard and picked up this fancy gun from the weapons rack."
"I need to practice shooting."
"This is very particular."
"What's the point?"
Qi Yuncheng stretched out his right hand and made a sign of seven, "Seven feet is a spear, eyebrows are a stick, and a big spear is one foot and eight inches. One inch is long, one inch is strong; one inch is small, and one inch is clever."
My brother wants to stab it with a Liuhe gun."
Ma Zhiming: "What is it called "Liuhe Gun"?"
Qi Yuncheng: "The inner three are combined, and the outer three are combined."
Ma Zhiming: "What are these "inner three combinations"?"
Qi Yuncheng: "Heart, Qi, and Guts."
Ma Zhiming: "Where's the outer Sanhe?"
Qi Yuncheng: "Hands, feet, eyes. There are praises as proof."
Ma Zhiming: "What praise?"
"One piercing the eyebrows, two centripetal piercings, three piercing the navel, four lifting the vagina, five piercing the knees and six o'clock feet, seven piercing the shoulders and dividing them left and right. The one who pierces is a spear, and the one who rinses is a stick. The front handle is a spear, and the back handle is a stick.
The rudder and big pole account for six characters: collapse, pull out, press, cover, pick up, and tie."
Qi Yuncheng spat out every word clearly in his mouth, but the gestures on his body were not missing at all, and what he wanted was the ability to hold a gun.
"My brother is just about to get a Liuhe gun! I said brother, your cold is just right, be careful not to repeat it.
My brother listened and nodded, what he said made sense.
Put the gun back to its original position and stop at this point, that is, your anger will not flow out and your face will not change."
"Nonsense, he hasn't practiced at all."
The audience had heard this burden many times, but when it came out of Qi Yuncheng's mouth again, many people still laughed subconsciously.
Cross talk is like this. Even if you are too familiar with it, you can still have some fun listening and watching the performance.
"It doesn't matter if he hasn't practiced." Qi Yuncheng lowered his head and rolled up the cuffs of both hands to his forearms, and said loudly, "I have to practice."
"You too?"
"We know how to do anything. It's our kung fu that matters."
"Then look at yours."
"I'll hold Yun's hand first."
When it was time to show off his moves, Qi Yuncheng took a few steps back.
As for the cloud hand, it is a programmed action performed in drama.
The action he is making at this moment is to stretch his hands to both sides and express the character's spirit and magnanimity through the coordinated expansion of his hands and arms.
Yun finished pulling the hand.
Suddenly it jumped up into the air, and a pair of flying swallows came.
This is also a basic skill in opera, but he really couldn't do Heng Feiyan, who opened his legs to form 180 degrees in the air and opened his arms to the arm position to take off into the air.
Not that flexible.
But Hou Feiyan could barely do it when he took off, bent his legs backwards in the air, and stretched his hands backwards at the same time. So there was one on the stage immediately.
After performing one.
The audience burst into applause.
And Ma Zhiming's face was full of smiles, and he uttered a good word. He had done medical examinations, and it was obvious that this child still had some background in opera.
But the group of people in the side curtain were quite surprised. They had never seen him in such a posture before.
But this is not surprising. He had received experience in opera a long time ago. Even though he didn't know much, he was given basic skills.
Not to mention the physical aspect, the two teachers gave me some pointers at the beginning, and then recently I learned that I was going to perform, so I temporarily embraced Buddhism.
Otherwise, he would be in trouble if he didn't practice for a long time.
But it's not over yet.
Shuangfeiyan comes here.
Qi Yuncheng came up with another set of martial arts. At the same time, he approached the table, picked up the fan and said, "As soon as I saw it, I picked up the single sword."
Ma Zhiming said again: "I need to practice my sword practice."
"Yes, hand the knife to your left hand and hold it in your arms. This is called looking at the blade from the front, the back of the knife from behind, the tip of the knife, and the silk tassel from the bottom.
Look at the hand with a single sword, look at the elbow with a double sword, look at the top hand with a broad sword, I will give him this hidden sword style for night fighting in all directions!"
Qi Yuncheng stepped back and took a lunge. His left hand reached forward, and the fan in his right hand was placed on his waist.
"That's it!" Ma Zhiming nodded with satisfaction while watching the child's movements.
"But just when I was about to practice my swordsmanship, suddenly a black cloud appeared, and the sky changed with a thunder."
"It's starting to rain."
"Hey." Qi Yuncheng said happily, "I'm so happy."
"Why are you still happy?"
"All my effort is spent on the sword. Just look at my sword. It goes up and down, left and right, and flies up and down. It's like a mountain of swords. I can't see anyone but the sword. The sword is all wet. My body is wet.
Not even a drop of rain."
"Okay!!" Ma Zhiming gave a thumbs up, "Are you practicing swordsmanship in the courtyard?"
Qi Yuncheng leaned forward and hugged his chest with his hands, "I'm taking shelter from the rain in the house."
"Where's the knife?"
"Throw it in the yard."
"I said you can only see the sword but not the person."
"The old shopkeeper said okay, okay." Qi Yuncheng played a role, "It won't stop raining for a while, please check the escorts in the backyard."
"It depends on what the escort is."
"Go to the backyard and take a look, wow, there are sixteen escort cars, loaded with such big yellow cars..."
"Gold?"
"Old Japanese melon."
"Old Japanese melon?" Ma Zhiming gave a somewhat speechless look, "Don't hire bodyguards for this. I can escort you there with my body."
Qi Yuncheng shook his head and explained, "You don't understand. This is called a Japanese melon. You think it's a Japanese melon. It's hollowed out and filled with gold and silver treasures. In order to cover people's ears, it's also called a secret escort."
"So elegant."
"Let's go!!! Our two brothers escorted the escort car out of Yanjing's Qihua Gate, took the Bali Bridge to Tongzhou, crossed the river from the earth dam, and walked through Yanjiao, Xiadian, Fengrun, Yutian, Bianshan, and Zaolin
Son, Duanjialing, Zhenziling, it gets dark when we get to Zhenziling, so my brother wants to stay at the hotel."
Listening to Xiao Duan's words, Ma Zhiming was very happy at the moment. Why did he have to measure the children's work? It was really lively. In addition, he wanted to know more about the children's cross talk skills.
After all, online is definitely not as good as in person.
Now that he is listening next to him, he is the nearest audience, so he has almost mastered all the child's abilities in an instant.
Because the articulation, body shape, and rhythm of this piece can all test a crosstalk actor.
"The child performed really well."
Ma Zhiming leaned on the table and muttered something in his mind while listening, but he immediately went on to the next sentence.
"Then let's take a rest."
"I said no." Qi Yuncheng said.
"What's wrong?"
"It's even more unsafe to stay in a hotel. We traveled all night! Although the road was bumpy, luckily there was a dim moonlight. When we walked in the middle of the night, we passed a yellow sand hill and saw a dense pine forest in front of us.
At this time, I heard swish-pop! There was a sound of an arrow, a clang of a gong, and a crisp sound of a gong, oh!"
"What's wrong?"
"It turns out there is a thief.
"Hey..., don't talk too catchy, isn't there a thief? What should I do?"
"We brothers ran to the front to take a look. Ho! What a guy!" Qi Yuncheng had a ferocious face and pointed everywhere with his hands, as if he had really seen it. "In the woods, there were more than two hundred people jumping out of the woods.
Named Minion Bing."
"So many people?"
"Each person has a ghost-headed sword, the wings of the swallows are spread out, the lanterns and torches shine like daylight."
"Look at this formation!"
"There was a big black man riding a horse among them, holding a big iron stick in his hand and chanting mountain lyrics."
"What did you say?"
Qi Yuncheng raised his right hand holding the fan and said aggressively: "I opened this mountain and planted this tree. I want to pass by and leave money to buy the road. If you dare to say no, I will bury them with a stick!"
"How awesome!" Ma Zhiming exclaimed.
"When my brother saw a thief, he was so angry that the three corpse gods jumped violently, and the five spirits flew with pride. He exerted force in the neutral position, and poof!
"Going out?"
"Pooped."
"Pull it?"
Qi Yuncheng covered his nose and fanned the smell, "I said brother, why is it so smelly? My brother said Nian Tuan, it was thrown away."
"Hey! Don't mess around!"
Suddenly Qi Yuncheng gritted his teeth and said angrily: "You little rat-path thief actually made my brother shit in anger!"
"Is that because you're angry? That's because you're scared!"
"Brother, please stay back and wait for me to go and die!"
Hahahahaha!
It's a very classic baggage statement, and the audience couldn't help but laugh. This sentence is indeed funny enough.
"Well done..." Ma Zhiming instinctively wanted to praise him, but he suddenly reacted and immediately stopped the child, "Is it okay to die? That's called catching a thief and dying!"
"Come here! Bring my cow!"
"I pulled you over—oh, no, they all ride horses when they go into battle."
"I've never ridden a horse before, so I'm afraid it won't be stable."
Up to this point, Qi Yuncheng has been using his words a little faster, because he is about to hit the bottom, and the audience doesn't think there is anything wrong with this.
That's the original word.
But Song Yi, who was watching the live broadcast at night, laughed so hard after taking a bite of potato chips that he almost burst out. He couldn't help it.
The other school girls were confused.
All of them looked at her with their big eyes.
"Yueyue, what's the baggage here?"
"I don't know, it's not much of a burden here."
"Then how come senior sister is so happy that she almost looks like a lunatic?"
"How do I know."
Little did they know where Song Yi had been before, and it wasn't just the racecourse.
But because of this, she guessed that he was afraid of heights, so he really didn't dare to ride a horse. Naturally, he said that he had never ridden a horse before and was afraid of being unstable, which made her laugh inexplicably.
I even think my boyfriend is ridiculously cute. Is this true to my heart or based on words?
Let her guess for a while.
Qi Yuncheng didn't know much about his girlfriend's affairs at this moment, and it was too late to perform.
At the same time, Ma Zhiming continued, "There are no bull riders either."
"Riding an ox imitates the ancient times. I think back in the days when Sun Pang of the Seven Kingdoms fought for wits, Sun Bin rode an ox."
"Hey, Sun Bin's cow is a five-color sacred cow. It can soar into the clouds and ride on the mist."
Qi Yuncheng felt a little dissatisfied, "Did you see it? Did you see it? Did you see it with your own eyes?
"No."
"Still, they are all awesome anyway."
"Okay, ox, ox, ox, ox." Ma Zhiming refused to be stubborn with the child and compromised.
"Pick up my oxen and carry my pole!"
At this time, Ma Zhiming felt something was wrong again, "It's outrageous. When people go into battle, they use swords and guns, but how can they use poles?"
"It's antique."
"Is this also antique?"
"If you hit Zhujiazhuang three times, Shi Xiu will use the carrying pole."
"Oh, Shi Xiu's shoulder pole contains hidden weapons, and there's also a gun inside."
"They're all the same, bought from the same place."
"Oh, that's no problem!"
"I was riding a pole and holding the cow."
"That's called holding a cow and riding a pole...Hey! I was wrong too." Ma Zhiming corrected again, "riding on a cow and holding a pole."
"Oh, yes! I raised the pole and shouted: What a thief, what a thief! I put down my weapon and you spare my life! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah..." Qi Yuncheng pretended to be a thief while holding a fan.
When the audience saw it, they smiled unconsciously.
These are very classic words.
Ma Zhiming had to block the child now, "Stop it! Are you surrendering before you fight?"
Qi Yuncheng: "Who surrendered?"
Ma Zhiming: "You surrender. As you just said, I will put down my arms and you will spare my life."
Qi Yuncheng: "What's going on?"
Ma Zhiming: "What's wrong? It's the other way around!"
Qi Yuncheng: "Reverse?"
Ma Zhiming: "That's not true!"
"That's the opposite!" Qi Yuncheng muttered, "I'm giving him a step up. If you are the sensible one, wouldn't it be over if you just let me pass?"
"It's nothing like that! What do they do? They're just for Jie Dao'er!"
"Hey, don't tell me. I met this thief. He was a cruel thief. He didn't listen to me. He picked up a big iron rod, pointed it at my head and smashed it down."
"Hide quickly!" Ma Zhiming said worriedly.
"How can I hide?"
"What should we do?"
"I'm going to hold the pole horizontally." Qi Yuncheng lowered his body and raised his hands to block it with a fan. "I'm going to hold up a thousand-jin gate and meet his iron rod. Just listen to a click."
"The iron rod flew away?"
"The pole is broken."
"It's folded?!"
"It doesn't matter if it's broken. I just took out the flower gun."
"Oh, yes!" Ma Zhiming, who was standing nearby, just remembered, clapped his hands, "There is a gun inside."
"I turned around and gave him a kick."
"No, that's called a carbine."
"I'm riding a bull."
"Hey, I forgot about this."
"This thief's hands are really fast, wow! He grabbed the head of the gun in one hand." Qi Yuncheng pretended to be a thief, holding his fan while holding his other hand on his waist and said viciously.
"The thief said: Bring it here!"
"Catch it!"
"No!" Qi Yuncheng came back to him again, with a look of discomfort on his face, and kept pulling back. When he couldn't win, he suddenly let go and put the fan on the table, "I'll give it to you."
"Let go?"
"You can't win against him with a little strength."
"Look at how powerful it is."
"Without weapons, I am empty-handed."
"Then urge the cattle to run!"
"This cow is also immoral."
"What do you mean?"
Qi Yuncheng spread his legs and sat like a cow, "Not only did he not run away at this time, he moved towards the thief. It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, my life is over!"
"Wait to die."
"I hugged my head, hahaha, I'm happy again."
"Why are you happy again?"
"There are two swords on his back."
"What's the use?" Ma Zhiming wondered.
"I'm not afraid of him now."
"What's wrong?"
"All my effort is devoted to the sword."
"yes?"
Qi Yuncheng used the fan again, but this time there were two fans, and he also performed a trick, "When I touched the handle of the knife, swish! Two knives were drawn out!"
"It works this time!"
"The knife in the left hand knocked open the thief's iron rod, and the knife in the right hand was used to fish for the moon in the sea. There was a bang, red light splashed, blood flowed, and the big head fell to the ground and rolled around!"
"Did you kill the thief?"
Qi Yuncheng suddenly felt uncomfortable, "I slaughtered the cow."
"Hi!"
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Quack, quack, quack, quack!
Cross talk has officially come to an end.
The more than 2,000 spectators at the Beizhan Theater immediately burst into applause. Although most of them would go to see Young Master, Qi Yuncheng unexpectedly gave them a lot of surprises in today's performance.
The first is that even the young master dares to say that the effect is so good, I have to admire him. The second is that he didn't expect that he still has some foundation, which is very rare.
So whether it is live broadcast or in person, many people like it.
“This version of The Bodyguard is unexpectedly good.”
"The young master really praises the younger generation, and Qi Yuncheng is really capable and praised. The business is indeed good."
"No! If Teacher Guo had praised Qi Yuncheng first in the early years, there might not have been so many troubles, and he would have definitely been crushed to death by him."
"Maybe, but this is also destined. But now Qi Yuncheng has already left many actors behind, and this cross talk can prove it."
"The ancestor is standing next to him. He is not flustered at all, and his rhythm is so good. I want to ask which young man can do it? He is really an old artist!!"
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"Well done kid!"
Amid the excitement of the audience, the two of them bowed and walked toward the side curtain. At the same time, Ma Zhiming looked at the child happily. There was definitely still some room for improvement.
But this young man has such a state, even he wants to praise it.
It has to be said that he is a child who has worked hard through hardships following Guo Degang.
If a crosstalk actor came out of a major, he really wouldn't have the energy he has.