Crosstalk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is set up under the stage Chapter 322 Why are you running with bare buttocks? You just ignored you when you came out!
Chapter 322 Why are you running with bare buttocks? You just ignored you when you came out!
Having performed for many years, each of them has their own experience.
Today, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping are the protagonists. It’s okay to shorten the assistant performances. They are originally there to help, so their performance time must be ensured.
As for the two of them, they were not pretentious. After nodding in agreement, they waited for the organizer to arrive.
The organizer is also from Yanjing and has cooperated with Deyun several times. This event is indeed a bold one, but there is no doubt that he can make money.
After all, the attendance rate is 100%.
After arriving, he talked about what happened unexpectedly this time.
The venue time is indeed much stricter, and it must end at ten o'clock.
But he also gave a message. Although the closing time cannot be changed, the opening time can be changed. The performance at 7:30 can be moved forward to 7:00.
This is considered indirect and does not change the length of time.
But among the group of people backstage, Luan Yunping shook her head and immediately turned to the side curtain to see how many people had arrived.
At first glance, it turned out that my idea was accepted.
Walk back quickly.
"It's now 6:40, the audience passage has just opened, and there are barely one or two thousand people sitting there, even if it starts at 7 o'clock.
I estimate that there will be no more than 3,000 people sitting there.
The remaining three thousand will come one after another, and the effect will be messy."
Shaobing and Xiao Si stood beside them with a nonchalant attitude, "It doesn't matter, half the people are half the people, we can keep performing regardless."
Don’t forget, who opened the show the last time we were drunk in Fenhewan.
Xiaosi and I are no longer afraid of death."
"That's right." Xiao Si pushed up his glasses cheerfully, "We are now left with a head."
When they mentioned Qi Yuncheng, Luan Yunping, Gao Feng and even Mr.
It almost drove them to death, but it also indirectly improved their ability to respond to situations.
So if Rao really plays like this, they won't have any problem.
However, Luan Yunping still objected, "It's not a matter of whether the opening can be performed, there are still many audiences who haven't come.
Think about it, if you bite the bullet and finish the performance, the remaining thousands of spectators will see us on stage as soon as they arrive. How can they be fooled?
Didn't he suffer a loss?
Didn’t he watch one less program?”
"That's right. What should we do? Should we start at 7:30?" Shaobing was not stupid and thought about it instantly.
Qi Yuncheng looked at Luan Yunping at this time and said, "How about I go out first? Since we can advance the time, we can't waste it in vain.
Although there aren't that many people there yet, I went out first to chat about some random topics and give me a little something as a bonus.
Wait until 7:30 and then officially let the host announce the opening ceremony."
"this……"
Luan Yunping was making a decision, but she didn't seem to say it was impossible, because when Deyun was selling tickets, she would always say that the performance would be subject to actual conditions. He wanted to go out in advance to warm up the venue, and it did not disrupt the performance.
On the contrary, this way, the opening will be better.
And more is definitely better than less.
"Okay, do you want me to go out?"
"No, it's too formal for two people to go out. I'll change into my coat and sesame seeds first, and Xiaosi, you guys should also change into them quickly."
"Okay! I'm just looking forward to today's event!!"
After discussing the final result, the actors began to take their places. At the same time, Gao Feng, Kong Yunlong, Shaobing and others immediately thought about how to reduce the time.
This must be discussed with each other.
Because the programs are different, it is actually very difficult for you to reduce the time. For a program like Wengui, you can reduce it by six or seven minutes without any problem.
Even ten minutes.
But some programs have a system in them, and no matter how much you reduce it, it can only be that way, so we move it around, you move it for an extra three or four minutes, and I try to make it five or six minutes.
Anyway, they come to each other.
When Cao Jin had a conflict with Luan Yunping and called him a treacherous minister, it was because of this kind of thing. Now that the show has started, he wants to come over and add his own character.
How could it be possible for Luan Yunping's character to do this? They are already so busy before the show even starts. It would be a dream for him to join the show at last minute without any discussion.
He is a popular actor, but other actors are also actors, so we can't let you do this.
So when he refused, Cao Jin scolded Luan Yunping.
And Luan Yunping really didn't care. She wouldn't let him act if he should. She completely blocked him without any ambiguity.
Otherwise, how did Luan Dudu get his nickname?
He can even tell the master when he made a mistake.
However, time is quickly lost in this busy situation.
It was almost seven o'clock.
Qi Yuncheng put on his gray coat and took the stage. At the same time, the curtain of the big stage of the stadium slowly opened.
The moment you pull away.
The audience members who had arrived were still chatting and laughing with their friends, calling people from afar, or looking at their mobile phones.
But a movement on the stage completely attracted their attention.
As soon as I noticed it, I was stunned. Why did the curtain open, and why did Qi Yuncheng come on stage? It was wrong.
Some even took an extra look at the time.
It's not half past seven yet, it's just seven o'clock.
Although they were all confused, it did not hinder their concentration and happiness.
"Hey, what's going on? Look, Qi Yuncheng came on stage early."
"Really! Aren't they opening the show with Shaobing and the others? Are you opening the show by yourself?"
"Could there be some accident?"
"It's true or false, don't talk nonsense, Qi Yuncheng has had enough accidents."
…
Many people talk about it.
This is indeed the first time I have encountered this kind of thing. After all, Deyun is still very punctual.
Qi Yuncheng could sense the atmosphere of the audience after he got on the stage, and his eyes were focused here, but he was looking at the entire place at this moment.
I found that what Luan Yunping said was true. The seats for more than 6,000 people were probably only half filled now, leaving many scattered seats empty.
However, this did not dampen the enthusiasm of the audience at all. After seeing Qi Yuncheng, a large number of audience members quickly got out of their seats and rushed towards him.
Nothing more than giving gifts.
Qi Yuncheng took advantage of the fact that they hadn't gone very far, and quickly took the microphone to stop, "Everyone, stop it, stop it! I'll deliver it to you later, okay?"
I came on stage early, so it wasn't like there was any accident.
The show will still go on.
I just found that some of the audience had already arrived, so I showed up in advance and chatted with everyone."
After saying this, the people who were originally going to give gifts had no choice but to go back, but some of the quick ones who had already reached the stage had to accept them and thanked them very much.
"As for me, it's my first time to perform in such a big venue. Coming out now is enough to show my excitement, and it's nothing else.
Just chatting or breaking news.
Do you want to hear it?"
"think!!!!"
It hasn't started yet, and the audience hasn't come together yet, but there are many voices answering.
As for Luan Yunping, Shaobing, Kong Yunlong, and Gao Feng, they were not watching from the side. After all, they showed up a little early, so they must be concerned about what was going on at the scene.
But after a sentence or two, Gao Feng couldn't help but sigh, "This appeal can be heard by the audience in just a few words. No wonder you have good eyes and become popular."
Shaobing nodded beside him. It usually takes about ten minutes for their opening ceremony to get the audience into the mood. As soon as Brother Cheng passed by and made his appearance, the place settled down.
There were even some spectators who came in through the audience passage. As soon as they saw and asked, they quickly found their seats and sat down.
At the same time, he was also happy because the start between himself and Xiaosi should be easy.
At this moment, on the huge festive stage filled with flower baskets in advance, Qi Yuncheng stood in the middle and said, "Let me tell you something about my master and uncle.
One day after the evening show, the two elders, maybe in a good mood, were thinking about a bet backstage.
And my master Guo Degang said it.
Brother Qian'er, do you dare to go out, take off all your clothes, and run around the theater? If you dare, I will give you fifty thousand yuan immediately."
"What do you think rich people think? If you bet on this thing, you can get 50,000 yuan per bet."
"When Teacher Yu heard it, it was nothing, because the theater they were performing at was in a remote suburb and there were no cameras.
Not to mention cameras, there aren’t even street lights, and rats don’t come here, so I’m not worried at all.”
Just as he was talking, Qi Yuncheng suddenly pretended to be his uncle and asked, "Degang, you said, I'll give you 50,000 for a round, wait."
Quickly, Uncle Yu started to take off his clothes. After taking off his clothes, his buttocks were completely naked and they were quite white!!"
Hahaha!
When they heard the word "白", the audience below seemed to notice it and laughed a lot.
“I took off my clothes naked and came to the entrance of the theater. I opened the door slightly and looked through the crack in the door. No one was there at night.
Okay, let’s run.”
Qi Yuncheng made a running motion and continued, "The theater is not big. If Mr. Yu had to run to death in this theater today, the theater could be completed in one minute."
I came back without even breaking a sweat.
Come on, Degang, give me the money, fifty thousand."
"When I see brother Qian'er asking for money, my master is such a thief. I will definitely feel distressed if I give it to him. I will accept it if I don't give it to him.
But he had the idea to deal with it back."
"Um...brother Qian'er, I didn't expect you to be so shameless, but for example, if I want to run around naked, are you still embarrassed to ask for the money?
When the uncle heard this, he said, "Okay, okay, I won't let you run around for a while, and we'll go home as soon as we're done."
Okay, I just need this word from you."
"My master Guo Degang started to take off his clothes without saying a word. After he finished taking them off, he put them on the ground. When he went to the door, he saw that no one was there.
Start running."
"But people are prone to misfortunes and fortunes, and the sky is full of unexpected events. Teacher Yu Qianyu came back fine after running around for a while, but Guo De broke down just after running half a lap."
Qi Yuncheng pointed with his hand, "Four policemen came from the opposite side, holding sixteen-cell flashlights, and they came towards Guo Degang.
What are you doing? Why don't you go home in the middle of the night under the dark light? Why are you running around naked? I ignored you when you came out just now. Why did you come out again?
Hey, no, you fell into the coal pile.
It looked so white just now.”
Hahahahaha!
Immediately, the existing audience in the theater burst into laughter. Don't just watch it, but I have rehearsed the specific scene in my mind countless times.
They were not the only ones to be happy. Several people watching from the side were laughing their heads off.
I went up temporarily and had no preparations. I had to admire my ability.
After that, Qi Yuncheng continued to talk about the jokes or baggage that followed. It only lasted half an hour. He was still able to deal with it calmly after all these years.
When the last baggage was finished, it was almost 7:20.
At this time, there are almost no empty seats, that is, the moment they are full.
Qi Yuncheng's body felt goosebumps again. There were more than 6,000 people, so densely packed that he could even suffer from trypophobia. It was indeed terrifying.
The key point is that I came here just for the cross talk, and I feel very happy.
But no matter how happy you are, you have to go on.
As soon as he left, the audience started making noise again.
Some people who have seen the whole thing in advance are naturally happy, but some people can only feel regretful afterward.
"Hey! If I had known, I would have come here earlier. I was playing outside just now."
"I really didn't expect that Qi Yuncheng could come out early and tell a joke."
"A joke about Uncle Yu and Teacher Guo stripping naked."
"Damn it, it's so exciting, what a loss!"
…
…
The commotion continued for a few more minutes.
It's really about half past seven.
The gorgeously dressed host came on stage.
The person invited by the organizer was indeed a professional. He made a lot of opening remarks about the venue and was much more dedicated than Mr. Hou.
But I was warned that I didn't have much time, so I didn't dare to delay for too long and immediately announced the curtain for the actors below.
"Then let's enjoy the cross talk "Anti-Qikou"! The performer is Shaobing, Cao Heyang!!"
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
Qi Yun Chengdu hesitated and talked for almost half an hour. When it was the turn of the sesame cakes, the atmosphere below was much better than the normal opening.
"Brother Cheng!! Let's go up."
"Go up and take some time to yourself."
“Okay!!”
After saying Shaobing, Xiaosi and Xiao Si came on stage lively.
Qi Yuncheng went to the backstage with his colleagues, Teacher Gao and others. The organizer was also there at the moment, so they could rest and chat for a while.
In addition, the organizers have already booked a meal at a nearby five-star hotel, and we can go there after ten o'clock.
When Qi Yuncheng heard that he wanted to eat, he had no idea. Although he didn't want to go, how could he be absent from your business performance?
It is indeed a great hospitality.
But before going, the most important thing is the performance.
Shaobing was originally supposed to be a thirty-minute performance, but it ended in about twenty minutes. At the end, the two of them jogged down.
Every second you can save is a second.
When they came down, it was officially changed to a twenty-five-minute performance by Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping.
After that, the programs came one after another.
Kong Yunlong, "Old Old Man" by Mr. Xing Wenzhao! He talked about it for twenty minutes.
After they finished speaking, it was Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping who performed the crosstalk "Da Shang Shou" again! Twenty-five minutes!
After the performance, it was Teacher Gao's second line. His second line lasted for about twenty minutes.
It’s not long either, just to save all the time.
In this case, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping can have thirty minutes during the live broadcast, and even stay for about ten minutes for the curtain call.
Even though it is difficult to do it accurately to the minute, after all, a paragraph needs to have a beginning and an end, and it will be too long or too short suddenly.
But an experienced actor can control it down to the minute.
So we arrived at the last show.
The host began to announce the curtain.
"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Jie Wa"! The performers are Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping!!"
"good!!"
"This is the last scene, I love you Qi Yuncheng!!"
"Me too!!"
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
The applause continued, and even the applause and cheers from 6,000 people were louder than those from Beizhan, reaching my ears like waves.
As for the number of people, at first glance, it seems that there are as many as stars.
But both Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping took a breath before they came on stage. They could do it to the minute, but it would take too much nerve and energy.
After all, you have to race against time to perform while counting the time.
The big difficulty is also difficult here.
After going up, the two of them smiled as always.
No matter how tired they are, the enthusiasm of the audience is enough to make them happy.
Not to mention there are fifty or sixty flower baskets on the stage, accumulated from the opening to now.
I received a lot of gifts.
"Thank you all, it's very flattering, and many people came."
"Well! There are more than six thousand people, and they all came here to listen to the cross talk show and enjoy themselves." Luan Yunping echoed.
"Wow! Wow! You are so happy!"
Qi Yuncheng suddenly said something, his expression drooped, and he took a few deep breaths, as if he had been wronged.
At this point in the performance, Luan Yunping had to wonder again, "What are you doing?"
"In a bad mood, depressed, ugh!!" Qi Yuncheng sighed, put his hands into his sleeves, and squatted directly next to the table.
Seeing this, there was a smile below.
Luan Yunping quickly said hello, "Get up, this is the stage, not the toilet."
"Why!!"
Even after getting up, Qi Yuncheng still sighed, "You said everyone is very happy, but why does it always go wrong when I come here? I have to open my own business performance today."
Luan Yunping suddenly became happy, "That's because you are willing to make do with it, but what exactly is going on."
"Bullying people! Being an actor is not easy. I have worked hard for so many years, but now I have never even served as president."
"Okay, don't worry about this."
"When will it be my turn?"
"I want to blind your good eyes."
In a few words, it was all fun, and the audience liked it, of course, mainly because they liked the actors and the fun of the performance.
But Qi Yuncheng still looked uncomfortable, "Look at this big shot, driving a car, living in a villa, and going out to raise a dog for 120,000 yuan.
Look at me."
"How are you?" Luan Yunping asked curiously.
"I don't even have a house. I have been renting a house since I have been talking about cross talk for so many years. Hey, when will this hard life end?"
"Just take it slow."
"The key is to rent an apartment and there are still people bullying me."
"Why do people still bully you when you rent a house?"
Qi Yuncheng felt like he was about to cry. He continued to put his hands in his hands and said, "I lived in Shitou Hutong earlier. Some people may know."
Audience: "Yes!!!"
Even though the theater is very big, some audience members in the front row also like to answer along.
Luan Yunping also nodded and said, "It's not too far from our small theater."
"In the large courtyard, a carpenter lives on the left and a blacksmith lives on the right."
"The place is quite messy."
"We made a broken saw in the carpenter's house." Qi Yuncheng raised his hand to show the movement of the saw, and then started knocking with his fan. "The blacksmith just started knocking with the jingling five-four, which made him panic."
"yes."
"Delaying my reading!"
"What book are you reading?"
Qi Yuncheng's attitude was a little anxious. He put down his fan and pointed at the open palm of his left hand, "I can't stand it while holding this Golden Vase. The storyline has obviously developed to the point where Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian can't tell.
.”
"Then why can't you stand it? The blacksmith's movements match it perfectly."
Hahahahaha!
The audience burst into laughter and thought Captain Luan's words were amazing.
Qi Yuncheng almost couldn't help it. He suppressed his emotions and said speechlessly, "It's so annoying. I immediately talked to the old lady of the landlady."
Luan Yunping: "It has to be a reaction."
"Old lady, tell me something, something is going to happen in this room~~" Qi Yuncheng said in a long voice, "Something is going to happen!!"
Luan Yunping: "What could happen?"
Qi Yuncheng: "A blacksmith or a carpenter can kill you."
Luan Yunping: "As for that?"
Qi Yuncheng: "They are both bad guys, making arms privately. The blacksmith makes grenades, and the carpenter makes handles for grenades."
Luan Yunping: "A deal?"
Qi Yuncheng: "If the country catches you, you may be sentenced to three to five thousand years, but you may not be able to get out."
Luan Yunping: "You are trying to scare people."
Qi Yuncheng: "After that, I will go out by myself and come back in half an hour. The blacksmith and carpenter are putting things away at the door."
Luan Yunping: "What's wrong?"
"We're moving, look what's going on." Qi Yuncheng immediately became happy, looking at the two families and jokingly said: "Hey, what are you two doing?"
Luan Yunping complained, "You're still pretending."
"You want to move? Don't leave. It's not good enough yet. Just stay with me."
"You are so good at talking."
Qi Yuncheng fiddled with things out of thin air with his hands, then changed roles and said, "Don't mention it!!"
"What's wrong?"
“I don’t know which bastard came up with the idea!!
Hey, wait a minute, don’t curse if you have something to say!!”
"Yes, it sounds awkward to you."
"Anyway, someone told the old lady that the two of us were privately making arms. I made hand grenades, and the carpenter matched them for me. After working for so many years, I realized that we are a unit."
"It seems that the anger is also not going well."
"move place!!
I said this is a big deal and it's not good enough. Why don't I find a car for you?
No need, it's not far.
It’s not too far away and I need a tricycle or something.”
"Um!"
"No more trouble."
"how?"
"I live in his house and he lives in mine!!"
"Ah??" Luan Yunping suddenly laughed along with the audience, "Changing rooms?"
Qi Yuncheng nodded heavily on the table, "Is there a path for good people to take? This is trying to bully me, making me angry, and my heart is pounding."
Forget it, move, I won’t join in with you!!!”
"Then let's go." Luan Yunping waved her hand and said.
"Everywhere in the world is my safe haven. If I don't stay here, I will have a place to stay. If I don't stay anywhere, I will throw myself into other ways."
"This is all a mess."
"But I'm still in Xuanwu District, in Tanzi Alley, and the landlord is called Mr. Men."
Luan Yunping looked at the audience and nodded, then added, "Yes, Tanzi Hutong, I'm not bored with the Third Master!"
"The old man has made money all his life to buy real estate, and he only makes money by renting it out."
Qi Yuncheng made a plan with his hands, "There is a small courtyard like this, two large tile-roofed houses, a kitchen and a toilet, and a separate courtyard.
It only costs 1,000 yuan a month, how can you find this house in Yanjing?"