Crosstalk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is set up under the stage Chapter 324 Eighteen touches are too vulgar, I have to report De Yun myself tomorrow!
Chapter 324 Eighteen touches are too vulgar, I have to report De Yun myself tomorrow!
The 6,000-seat stadium exploded with movement.
Qi Yuncheng wanted to laugh while standing on the stage. This is the true nature of human nature, so he had no choice but to speak again.
"Please be quiet, please. We only have ten minutes left. Try to save time."
The voice fell.
The audience cooperated very well and almost fell silent within three or four seconds. Of course, there was still some agitation. There was nothing we could do about it because there were so many people, but it wasn't bad.
It can be seen that everyone really wants to hear it, whether it is from a gentleman or a young girl or a married woman.
But let’s make a complaint.
"I am also crazy to sing this with you, but speaking of it, I learned it from my master when I was eleven or twelve years old."
"Huo!" Luan Yunping said suddenly in surprise, "Then you got the idea early enough."
"But it can't be called Shiba Mo. That's too vulgar. Let's change the name to "Warm Hands" and dedicate it to everyone. Come on, don't delay!!"
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
Amidst the applause, Qi Yuncheng had a feeling and sang high-pitched songs directly through the microphone.
"Midnight~~Three nights~~"
Ha ha ha ha!
When the first sentence came out, the whole audience was happy in their seats. They didn't expect it to come.
When she heard the laughter, Luan Yunping said happily beside her, "You are all here for this, and you may all be banned after tonight."
Qi Yuncheng continued to sing: "Sleep, can't you sleep, wow~~ Touch your head and feet to feel relieved~~ Shout, long, dong, choking, choking~~"
"As soon as I reached out and touched it, I felt it right next to my sister's hair~~ My sister's hair was oily with osmanthus flowers, and it sounded like a long, a long, a long, a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, short, long, long, long, long, short, short, short, short, short, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, short, short, long, long, short, short, long, with a round trip."
"Er, reach out and touch and touch until you reach the top of my sister's eyebrows~~ My sister's eyebrows are like willow leaves, chiba long dong choking dong choking~"
"Sanya, reach out and touch and touch, right above my sister's eyes~~ My sister's eyes are so pitiful, let me scream, long, dong, dong, dong~~"
"Si, reach out and touch and touch until it's right next to my sister's nose~~ My sister's nose is like a small golden mountain, scream, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom~~"
"Wuya stretched out his hand and touched it, right next to my sister's lips~~ My sister's red lips were a little bit, squealing, long dong, choking, choking~~"
"Liuya stretched out his hand and touched it, right next to my sister's little face~~ It's like the apple in autumn, squeaking, boom, dong, dong, dong~"
"Qi Ya stretched out his hand and touched it until it was right next to my sister's shoulder~~ My sister's shoulder smelled so good, it made me scream~~"
"Baya, reach out and touch and touch until it's right next to my sister's arm~~ My sister's arm is round and round, chiba long dong choi dong choi~~
"Jiuya reached out and touched and touched until it was on my sister's hand. My sister's delicate jade fingers made me scream. "
"Ten, reach out and touch and touch..."
Suddenly at the tenth song, Qi Yuncheng stopped behind the microphone and couldn't help complaining, "Oh, I really can't sing anymore. I have to report Deyun Sansu to Deyun Sansu tomorrow!!"
Ha ha ha ha!
"good!!!"
"Keep singing!!!"
"Keep singing!!!"
"This is the ninth touch, the bottom one is there!!"
…
When the audience heard that they were happy, they suddenly stopped and continued shouting desperately below.
But Qi Yuncheng had no choice. If he sang it later, he would have to block it, because the color after ten touches would be heavier, so it was not easy for him to sing it here, so he prevaricates.
"You are really just watching the excitement and don't mind the trouble. If you go on, something will happen, and the eighteen touches are not included in your ticket price."
“More money!!!”
“Add as much as you want!!”
“Add money!!”
"Sing eight hundred!!"
The actor hadn't finished speaking for even half a second when suddenly there was a response from below, from both men and women, but girls accounted for the majority.
Qi Yuncheng shook his head, "Where are there so many female gangsters today?"
Audience: "I'll touch it for you!!!"
"Man, why are you joining in the fun?!" Qi Yuncheng suddenly looked at one of them and said angrily.
Hahahahaha!
Immediately, both the actors and the audience were laughing.
When Luan Yunping saw this scene, she really felt it was amazing, because the whole stadium was filled with loud sounds.
It was booming, booming, and as lively as possible, especially when Shibamo finished singing just now, the sounds and movements were like an avalanche.
It's not an exaggeration. If there are more than 6,000 people, it would be very scary if they really want to make a collective riot.
But Qi Yuncheng himself has been paying attention to the time, "I won't continue singing, and I won't be able to sing the whole song on stage.
As for some viewers who may have come late and didn't hear the joke I said before 7:30.
You can search for Guo Degang and Yu Qian's bare butts online after the theater. You don't need to hit them too much. Just these few words will do. According to my understanding of those media news, you can find them.
Then take a look."
Ha ha ha ha!
Another burst of laughter came.
There were only a few minutes left on the stage, and Qi Yuncheng said happily: "In the end, I sing a picture of a hundred ninjas, and I also want to sing a song of encouragement from Mr. Justice!"
After we finish singing, we have to finish."
…
"It's really hard to know the difference between chaos and chaos~~
Who knows how thick the earth is and how high the sky is~~
The shuttle of the sun and the moon makes people grow old~~
There is life, so work hard~~
It is inevitable that there is a road between life and death~~
You should follow the eight words that create your destiny~~"
Gao Feng, Xing Wenzhao, Luan Yunping, Shaobing, Kong Yunlong, Xiao Si and Su: "Eight words create destiny~~"
"The deep roots of a tree must be firmly rooted~~
People who accept this doctrine will be highly skilled in martial arts~~"
…
…
Word by word.
After the actors on the stage sang together for three minutes, everyone began to bow and prepare to leave the stage. At the same time, the audience burst into applause.
Before the applause ended, the host looked at the time and saw the time reaching nine fifty-nine. His expression condensed and he immediately trotted onto the stage and said, "Thank you for coming tonight. Today's performance ends here!"
The conclusion is over.
The actors waited for a while longer for applause before officially leaving the stage. At the same time, the security personnel began to work. It was impossible for more than 6,000 people to disperse without help.
But when the actors walked backstage, no one was not relieved.
For two and a half hours, they were thinking about time the whole time and were very tired, so after it was over, everyone felt relieved.
Qi Yuncheng even drank several times of water. After talking so much, how could he not feel thirsty?
Fortunately, the performance went smoothly, otherwise I would have told you halfway through that the performance could only be performed until ten o'clock, and everyone would be exhausted.
Rested for about a minute or two.
The background gradually became lively, and chatting and laughing began.
As the oldest actor, Xing Wenzhao felt heartfelt happy when he saw these children, especially Qi Yuncheng, who was previously in the Chuanxi Club and now has six thousand people performing.
All abilities can be seen as good.
This was a good thing, but after a while, the figure of Shaobing attracted his attention, "Mr. Xing, you can follow us for a while and have a meal."
Xing Wenzhao waved his hand, "I won't go. I won't have much to drink with you."
Gao Feng heard this and quickly said, "I'm not going either!"
"Don't bother me! I'm not offering you drinks, we're just eating. Besides, Brother Cheng is here today, so he has to drink anyway and let's have a good time together."
Shaobing likes to do this kind of work the most. Even though the two of them are not used to participating in this kind of dinner party, they were convinced after much talk.
At ten minutes past ten, the organizer got a call and everything was arranged. Then a group of them packed up their coats and started to set off.
This time the dinner was different from before.
A business performance with 6,000 people.
Who would you be happy with?
In addition, Qi Yuncheng's appearance fee this time was also the highest, so he had to drink some wine for the sake of being a human being.
As for those dishes, anyway, there are many people and they can eat them while drinking.
that's all.
In the hotel's private room, a group of actors and the organizer ate for about two hours before it was over.
In fact, it was not just for entertainment or worldly relations, Qi Yuncheng himself was also happy, having completed a business performance for 6,000 people in two lifetimes.
You can directly plan into your own milestones.
Not to mention that the next commercial performance with thousands of people is coming soon, which is what he hopes for most, so drinking a little more than before is completely normal behavior.
Who doesn't have happy things in his life?
So I was completely drunk tonight, and I was reluctantly sent home at 12:30 midnight.
The moment I was sent home, I was already dead and lying next to the pillow.
But when he fell asleep, there were still people in other places thinking of him. The first was of course the master and his wife, who were also very busy.
I went to Nanjin to have a look before, for the Deyun branch, but after looking at it I found that it was a bit immature.
Connections, actors and other matters need to be fully resolved before we discuss them.
That's why they came back because they were busy with this.
When I came back, I naturally worried about my children's business performance.
"How long has it been now? Yuncheng's scene has already ended."
"It's already midnight, it should be over a long time ago. It's not our small theater. There are many rules in a big venue."
"Then you don't have to worry."
"What are you worried about? The children just sent text messages and called me."
"no the same!"
As a woman, Wang Hui must have different feelings. Not only is she worried about the success of her children's performance, but she is also worried about whether they will have any other difficulties during the performance.
After all, it's your first time to go to a big venue, so there will definitely be trouble.
It is true that there must be difficulties in dealing with her thoughts, otherwise they would not have tensed their nerves throughout the whole process.
But when I called, I was surprised to find that Yuncheng didn't answer. Even though it was getting late, I was a night owl.
She must understand, but she didn't expect it today. Could it be that she really fell asleep?
So I called Luan Yunping, and the call got through quickly.
"Hey, Xiao Luan, how's it going? There's a performance tonight."
"Very good! But Master, have you and Master arrived home?"
"Well! How is Yuncheng? Why don't you answer the phone?"
Luan Yunping smacked her lips on the phone and said with a smile, "Maybe he was happy today, so he drank a little more, so he fell asleep as soon as he got back."
"No wonder."
"But Master, he drank enough today, so we sent him back in the end. Who told him to make trouble with the sesame cakes and drink them together?"
But the sesame cake is so drunk that I really can’t lift it.”
"Ah? How much did Yuncheng drink?"
"I don't know, we haven't calculated it either."
Wang Hui, the teacher's wife, immediately became worried because he was different from Shao Bing. As a Northeasterner, Shao Bing often hangs out in drinking circles, and it is common for him to get drunk.
This was the first time that Yuncheng was so drunk, so she cared more about him than Shaobing.
At this time, on the other side, Song Yi, who had let go of her hair, was sitting on the bed, pulling on the sheets and calling her boyfriend on her mobile phone.
But I didn't answer the call, and even more so when I called the second time. I don't know what happened.
Could it be that he has fallen asleep?
Thinking that they would usually eat or drink after talking, maybe that was the case, so I gave up and prepared to go to bed and wait until tomorrow.
But sitting by the bed, she kept staring at the phone without moving, and there were a lot of knots in her heart.
I don’t know how my boyfriend’s business performance will go today, and I didn’t send any text messages. I feel really uncomfortable and can’t sleep.
He usually sends her text messages during performances, but unexpectedly he didn't send her a message today, otherwise she wouldn't have called to ask.
Qi Yuncheng indeed forgot this point. He was too nervous during the performance, so he went to drink again after taking a break. While drinking, he only remembered to report to his master and his wife.
So my girlfriend really forgot about it.
I don't blame him, people's brains are indeed not used enough sometimes.
"Hoo~~"
Song Yi took a breath, lowered his head and dug out his wife's phone number from the address book. He flipped through it, but he hesitated to call it.
After hesitating for nearly a minute, she couldn't help but click on it, but the moment she clicked on it, her heart kept beating wildly in her chest.
It was so late, if the mistress had already gone to bed, I would have made a big mistake, but I was really curious about Qi Yuncheng's performance.
Within a few seconds, the call was connected.
Song Yi was so frightened that this was the first time he took the initiative to contact his teacher's wife through his mobile phone. Before, he went to his wife's house with Qi Yuncheng, but the feeling was still different, so he immediately said: "Teacher Wang, I didn't disturb your rest."
"No!" Wang Hui was originally worried about Yuncheng, and her expression was not good-looking. She was afraid that she would vomit when she went home, but when she saw her daughter's phone call, she smiled.
"Teacher Wang, I just called to make sure that Yuncheng's performance went well. They didn't send me a message after the performance. I won't be able to sleep tonight without asking."
"Don't worry, my dear! They did a great job in today's performance. This is not something even the self-media on the Internet can say."
"Yes! How could I forget!" Song Yi suddenly smiled bitterly, almost forgetting this, but he was too concerned and didn't think about it that much.
So she wanted to hang up, but before the words came out, Wang Hui sighed.
"The show is over, but Yuncheng drank a lot today and his situation is very serious!!"
"ah?"
Song Yi was stunned and said anxiously, "He doesn't usually drink like this."
Wang Hui curled up the corners of his lips and said deliberately, "Shang Yan's human nature is so sophisticated, how could you not drink when we got to the dinner table, so you were extremely drunk.
In the end, several people carried it back, and it was completely gone."
At this point, Guo Degang was sitting on the sofa next to him in a state of confusion. It was good to ask someone to send it back, but wasn't the sesame cake that was brought back?
Shaobing was much drunker than Yuncheng, but after understanding what his wife meant, he smiled helplessly, then shook his head and ignored it.
"So what happened?"
"We just came back, so we don't know exactly what happened, but we should be fine when we get home, but I have to say that we drank a lot." Wang Hui added.
And this completely stopped Song Yi from thinking about sleeping, and all he thought about was Qi Yuncheng, because it was indeed a rare thing.
He immediately got up from the bed, "Then...this...I, can I go over and have a look?"
"No, I'll just go and take a look. You can be busy tomorrow."
"It's okay, I won't have a performance tomorrow, rest! I'll be fine there."
After finally hearing the words, Wang Hui was satisfied and said, "Then you can go over and take a look on my behalf. If I don't go over, then give me a call if anything happens."
"good!!"
Song Yi nodded in agreement, and at the same time started to clean up himself, but asked one more thing, "Master's wife, can I ask something? Where does Yuncheng live??"
"Ah? You don't know? This kid is really!!"
Wang Hui was holding the phone at home with a look of resentment. In fact, they haven't been together for a long time. The relationship has never let her daughter come over?
What is it called?
Song Yi could hear the meaning and quickly protected her boyfriend, "No! No! He is worried about me, so he usually comes to my place and doesn't let me run around alone."
"That's it! I'll tell you the address and the key. I have a spare key and I'll hide it in a nearby place."
"Okay, I'll go out right away, that's it, thank you!"
The phone hangs up.
Song Yi started to go out.
Wang Huize's face was full of smiles.
This made Guo Degang not know how to respond, and said slowly: "What do you want to do? Is it fun to lie to your daughter? Let her worry in vain."
"What do you mean by worrying in vain? It turned out that Yun Cheng was drunk, so he wasn't lying. Besides, it's not bad at all to make the two of us better. Otherwise, we really have to wait a year or two for the diamond ring I gave her to come in handy?"
"You just think too much."
Guo Degang said that, but the smile on his face never stopped. He just wanted to make a trip to trouble his daughter, but the next second he found that Wang Hui also wanted to go out.
"Where are you going?"
"Where else can we go? Put the spare key over there. Where would Yuncheng's spare key be hidden outside the door? Is it possible that my daughter should wake up to Yuncheng?
I probably won’t be able to scream, so I just happened to have a sneak peek at my daughter, but I won’t meet her.”
"You are also looking for something to do for yourself." Guo Degang was really speechless at this moment. How could he arrange such a job for himself and go there all the time?
Fortunately, Yuncheng lived not far away, otherwise there would be nowhere for them to run around at night.
But there was nothing that could stop her. Wang Hui was really worried about her children, so she saw her going out again just after she came back.
At the same time, Song Yi was indeed rushing here. After arriving at the location mentioned by Wang Hui, he hurriedly bent over and searched near the door.
I looked around and looked around, but I didn't find any place to hide anything. The only thing was the insole at the door. I squatted down, lifted it lightly with my right hand, and sure enough, there was a key lying there.
He muttered something after taking it out.
"I didn't expect Yuncheng to hide the key here. It would be unsafe if someone discovered it."
But she didn't know that it was Wang Hui who put it in front of her. When she saw her going in in the corridor, she went back with confidence.
The key was inserted in, and with a twist on the other side of the wall, Song Yi opened the apartment where her boyfriend was renting with a click.
I was quite curious. I never knew what his home looked like, but when I went in and fumbled for a lamp, my expression changed.
Because it's too messy.
Totally indescribable.
It's not that garbage is thrown everywhere, but there are books everywhere. It's the first time I see such a thing.
It was on the table, on the chair, on the sofa, and even on the bucket above the water dispenser, so how could she not be surprised.
I don’t know what my boyfriend was doing all day, but he didn’t help clean up first. After taking a paper cup and drinking some water to quench his thirst, he started looking for Qi Yuncheng without saying anything.
The house is indeed much larger than hers, with two bedrooms and one living room. After all, the rental price in the Fourth Ring Road is definitely much cheaper than hers. Even if she has acquaintances to help, it is still very expensive.
When he turned the corner and gently opened the door of a room, Song Yi's heart beat fast. After all, he didn't say hello to him. When he entered the living room, he felt like a thief.
But after seeing Qi Yuncheng sleeping soundly on the bed through the crack of the open door, the expression on his face immediately became very happy.
Nothing else, I was very happy to see him, not to mention unlocking another state of my boyfriend.
With a little force, Song Yimai opened the door a little more, and turned his eyes further to look around. There was no special smell, and there was no special furniture.
There are a lot of books, and there are bookshelves next to them. It seems that the ones in there are much more expensive.
Not to mention that she remembered that although the books outside were placed in a mess, almost none of them had curled pages and they were well preserved.
But when his eyes came to the bedside table, the corners of Song Yi's mouth slowly raised, because there was the brown bamboo fan she gave her at that time.
She thought he didn't use it much anymore, but she didn't expect to keep it here all the time. She probably could look at it every day when she came back.
Thinking of this, my chest suddenly felt itchy and I felt very happy.
"But how to do it? I have never taken care of a drunk person. I just came here."
Song Yi muttered, and at the same time walked towards Qi Yuncheng, who was sleeping on his side. When he walked over to the bedside on the left, a smell of alcohol passed through him.
It's not too strong, but it's not too small either. It can indeed be seen that he drank a lot.
But just as he stood firm, Qi Yuncheng made some movement. Song Yi was so frightened that his eyes froze and he quickly retreated and stood at the base of the wall.
Qi Yuncheng was so dazed that he didn't notice her at all. He got down from the right side of the bed and went to the water dispenser outside to get some water.
Seeing him going out, Song Yi, who was standing by the side, smiled bitterly, "You really didn't notice me? How insignificant do I feel?"
This is not to blame Qi Yuncheng. He is so sleepy now that his eyes are almost narrowed to a slit. He can't care about so many things and only has one thought in his mind.
That is drinking water.
Even if the light in the living room was turned on, I didn't think it was strange. I just thought I forgot to turn it off when I came back.
In addition, only the light in the living room was turned on, not in the bedroom, so it was normal for a drunken person not to notice Song Yizhen if he didn't move.
Not to mention, when he came back, the lights in the living room were turned off and the bedroom was completely plunged into darkness, further hiding Song Yi.
When Qi Yuncheng came back, he fell down and continued to lie down.
Not even half a minute after I lay down, I fell asleep again.
After seeing him fall asleep again, Song Yi hid aside, looking slightly downward, staring at her boyfriend, "Why do I feel like I was deceived by my wife?"