Crosstalk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is set up under the stage Chapter 327 Disgusting! What time is it? After the father-in-law calls the mother-in-law, do you still let people sleep?
Chapter 327 Disgusting! What time is it? After the father-in-law calls the mother-in-law, do you still let people sleep?
Think about it over and over again.
Qi Yuncheng decided to lie to his girlfriend. It was impossible to tell the truth. He didn't know what to do if he really told her.
It's not that he doesn't want to marry her, it's just that he explained it to her in this way, which is more or less perfunctory.
So I spoke a little unconscionably.
"The diamond ring does belong to someone else."
"As expected."
After hearing the final answer, Song Yi felt very sad, but relieved that this was the right thing to do.
Talking about marriage without seeing my parents is indeed a bit too fast.
But it just so happens that I will let him meet his parents when he is free later. He will probably be shocked by that time.
"But don't worry." Qi Yuncheng said again, "One day, you will have your own diamond ring."
"Why do I want that? Yueyue told me it was so expensive." Song Yi was speechless, "I just wanted to..."
"I see."
In a few simple words, the two people knew each other's thoughts and feelings.
Then there was silence between the two of them. It wasn't that they couldn't speak, but they needed to be slowed down.
There is indeed too much imagination at this moment.
"Yuncheng, you haven't met my parents yet."
"Yes! How soon will we meet?" Qi Yuncheng doesn't mind meeting his parents at all. After all, his girlfriend has met his master and his wife.
Song Yi shook his head, "It seems like it's better to postpone it now, after all, I just told them yesterday that I had a boyfriend.
So it won’t be a problem after a while.
I just want to tell you something."
"What?"
"As for the drama, I just rehearsed a drama called "Four Drops of Water" today. Then I may have to go to other cities to perform more than one play, "Our Jing Ke", "Home", and "Thunderstorm"!
They have to go to major cities to perform.
So busy.”
Qi Yuncheng also laughed, "Don't say you're busy, I'm about the same. I still have one venue in November, and two big ones in December.
And they are not in Yanjing.
I guess it will be available on New Year's Day as well, but the specific city needs to be confirmed by Luan Yunping."
"Busy, busy, be busy!!"
After listening to what her boyfriend said, Song Yi jumped into the big white bear with a pop. The face and body of the big white bear were dented to a large extent visible to the naked eye.
A few seconds later, Song Yi, whose face was buried in the big white bear, uttered unclear words, "So... what are we going to do tonight! By the way, I will make hot dry noodles for you. You weren't ready last time." It was delicious.”
"Okay."
"Okay."
With a push of his arm, Song Yi came out of the big white bear and walked straight to the kitchen, while Qi Yuncheng sat in the living room and looked at the gift he gave in a daze.
But when I see something, I can't stop being happy.
Because the girlfriend buried her whole body, the big white bear's face and body were sunken deeper, but only the chest area was a bit subtle.
"Why are you laughing?" Sensing the movement, Song Yi put on his apron and stuck his head out to ask.
"It's nothing. Can we do it well this time?"
"Last time I cooked it hard because I was anxious. Don't worry, you will definitely taste the authentic taste from our place."
Seeing his girlfriend cooking, Qi Yuncheng also went over to take a look. It was an ordinary day, but for him, every ordinary day he experienced might be a series of miracles.
Because he has been a human being for two lifetimes, he can cherish these times even more.
But on the way there, Luan Yunping called, naturally to tell Tian Tian about Master's arrangements.
After hearing this, I was not surprised.
But when there was another local station's Spring Festival Gala, I was a little stunned, but I felt relieved when I learned that Master was also on the program list of the local Spring Festival Gala.
It was Master who found the resources to praise him again.
Not to mention the TV appearances, the special shows in November and December were also carefully arranged by him.
Not in Yanjing.
But they are in different cities.
In the past, he often performed in Yanjing, but he also went to other cities, because this is also the first step to building a reputation and letting local audiences know you.
Gain popularity and make money at the same time.
It's just that the city for the New Year's Day special and Spring Festival Gala is a bit familiar. It's not somewhere else, but Hubei.
My girlfriend’s hometown.
Don't look at Hubei, they rarely go there.
But Master Guo Degang has quite a lot of connections there.
For example, the programs that were later recorded on Hubei Satellite TV, "I'm Coming to You", "I'm a Comedy Madman", and the cross talk that I often talked about on this satellite TV.
Although most of these programs are also recorded in Yanjing, Master's circle of friends is vast, and so is the uncle's.
"Then should I tell her?"
Looking at his somewhat virtuous but small girlfriend who was cooking at the moment, Qi Yuncheng stopped, since he was busy at that time anyway.
It's just a performance, it doesn't matter whether you talk about it or not.
"The water is boiling. Stop making seasonings nearby." Qi Yuncheng suddenly said.
"Oh, you put the noodles in first. Don't you like the kind prepared in the supermarket? I just learned it myself and it won't poison you this time."
"I didn't say it was okay, but once I said it, I was really worried."
"Now that it's done, I'll test the poison first."
"What do you think cooking is, a chemical experiment?"
"Absolutely. One time I was making some seasonings, and they were terrible. They were sour, sweet, and salty!"
"..."
One night, Qi Yuncheng and his girlfriend were happy even if they just had a simple meal. It was indeed her inexplicable ability to poke people. After all, it is a virtue for a woman to have no talent, so she didn't care about whether she could cook at all.
But it won't work after a few days.
Both of them are actors and have their own affairs.
Qi Yuncheng went on the road to perform in other cities, and Song Yi also followed a large group of teachers in the art industry to perform in other places.
The movement was very loud.
So November and December are both busy months.
Even for two months, Song Yi and Qi Yun seldom returned to Yanjing from Chengdu and spent most of their time away from home.
At the same time, due to the passage of time, the weather is getting colder day by day, and winter has entered.
But compared to the winter in Yanjing, the winter in Hubei is also cold, even bone-chilling, but it is beautiful.
Maybe because he has never seen these sights because he has been here so few times, Qi Yuncheng really thinks his girlfriend's hometown is pretty good.
So before the special show on New Year's Day, he, Shaobing, Xiaoyue, Dalin and the others often went to play.
But even though it has only been a few days, you can still notice that there is a lot of rain and snow here, which often makes people feel wet and cold.
Even New Year's Day.
There was also a little rain in the sky.
Not big, very small, but when it accidentally falls into someone's neck, the body will still shrink subconsciously. Although it is not snow, it is still ice.
And when I went to the Hubei Theater to prepare for today's New Year's Day party.
Shaobing was just wrapped in a military coat and stayed backstage. As for the coat, he wore it whenever he went on stage. It wasn't that there was no air conditioning, but it couldn't keep him warm.
So thick clothes are still necessary.
"Brothers, it's almost seven o'clock."
"Um!"
Dalin exhaled a mouthful of white mist and sat next to the sesame cake wearing a down jacket. He opened his military coat a little and put his hands in. After putting them in, he felt extremely warm.
The sesame cakes were a hit.
I had just arrived at the theater and walked around a bit, so naturally my body was still cold.
Seeing these two fat men hugging each other, Qi Yuncheng was helpless.
"How many pounds do you two plan to gain this Spring Festival?"
"Don't worry, brother, Brother Pancake and I try our best to be moderate. But you, brother, how do I feel, you haven't gained much weight in so many years.
I haven’t seen you exercise either.”
"It's a physical problem." Qi Yuncheng could only say this, but he understood that it was due to poor health when he was a child in this life, which led to poor absorption, so he ate the same food.
It's just like a girlfriend.
It's quite a fate.
"Then I'm envious. Master said I'm almost as fat as a ball." Wrapped in a military coat, Shaobing patted his belly.
Qi Yuncheng took another look at the two fat men, and they were indeed two fat balls. As for persuading them to lose weight, he didn't want to bother because they would have to gain weight again after a while.
In a few years I will be able to exercise on my own.
But after a while, Luan Yunping and Xiao Yue came into the backstage. They had been checking the theater equipment, and they had no choice but to come back when they found that the audience passage was open.
After coming back, we just chatted and waited for today's New Year's Day special to start.
As for Xiaosi, Yan Hexiang, and Sun Yue, they naturally went to buy some food. It's New Year's Day, and the actors must also be happy.
Not to mention New Year's Day, as long as Sun Yue is backstage, it's impossible for them not to buy food.
And when Yan Hexiang came back when the show was about to start, Dalin reluctantly took off his down jacket and put on his coat.
This is a set of a coat, water trousers, and open cloth shoes. Naturally, it is not as warm as thick clothes, but you cannot wear these on stage.
So when the audience of about 2,000 people was full, the host announced the curtain, and Dalin and Yan Hexiang went up to start the show.
After they went up, Qi Yuncheng also took off his thick clothes and changed into a coat with Luan Yunping.
But as soon as he felt a slight chill after changing his coat, his phone vibrated.
It was a text message sent by Song Yi.
He was complaining about his parents going to play and not waiting for her to come back.
There are five or six complaints.
Qi Yuncheng replied a few words, then went to prepare to pick up Dalin and the others.
…
Dalin: "Standing on the bridge, gnashing his teeth, beating his chest with anger, and yelling: Cao Cao listens to the truth, hey, now your Mr. Zhang is here. You may attack, fight, advance, retreat, or fight.
, or fight, but do not attack, do not fight, do not advance, do not retreat, do not fight, do not fight, you are a common man.
With one shout, Cao Cao's soldiers retreated; with two shouts, the current flowed across; with three shouts, the Dangyang Bridge was broken. Later generations have a poem to praise it: "Saving Zhao Yun in front of Changbanpo, drinking Cao Cao back a million
Jun, whose surname is Zhang, whose given name is Fei, and whose courtesy name is Yide, and whose reputation will last forever for his recklessness!!!"
"good!!!"
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
The last part of "Eight Screens" was played recklessly, and the audience applauded in unison.
It's a very basic joke, but with Qi Yuncheng staying in the side curtain, we can see Dalin's progress.
The most important thing about the mouth is naturally the breath, articulation, etc., but the expression and body movements are also very important. Only in this way can there be tension.
Without these, it will be useless if it cannot arouse the audience's emotions.
I have to sigh that he is truly the master’s son. He was born to do cross talk, and he is also a person who lives a very clear life.
Otherwise, future generations wouldn’t be able to film TV series so easily.
After they went down, the host immediately came up and continued announcing the curtain.
"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Dance Master"! The performers are Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping!!!!"
The two men stepped forward and appeared.
Before the host could leave, the theater was filled with applause and noise.
Although the cities are different, many people have already liked Qi Yuncheng from the Internet.
So after meeting the real person, I was extremely excited.
Qi Yuncheng naturally did not dare to delay and after receiving some gifts, he bowed and spoke.
"Thank you for your applause. Today is the New Year's Day special. It can be seen that everyone is very excited. What just happened was what Guo Qiling and Yan Hexiang were talking about.
I have made good progress recently.”
"Yes, everything has improved." Luan Yunping packed her things as usual.
But after a while Qi Yuncheng turned to him and said, "Don't look at so many people today. In fact, I know they are not here to see me, but to see Luan Yunping."
"Really?" Luan Yunping folded her handkerchief and asked curiously.
"When we came to the theater just now, because the weather was getting colder and colder, many young couples were leaning together waiting for the passage to open to enter the theater.
Just chat while you wait, I heard a couple talking about you."
"Oh." Luan Yunping looked very happy to see someone like her, "Really? How did you get to talk to me?"
"I heard a man ask, do you know Cang Jin Control?"
"Why are you still asking this?"
"The elders may all know it, but the girl next to me is good-looking, pure and beautiful, and she said blankly that I don't know."
"It's not clear."
"The boy asked again, do you know Maria Ozawa?"
"What did the girl say?"
"The girl said I don't know."
"Then do you know Goto Nan?
have no idea."
"Girls are so innocent."
"Then the boy said again, do you know Luan Yunping? At this time, the girl was stunned, because she came here specifically to see you, how could she not know anymore."
"What do you say?"
"He also took pictures of that!!!"
Hahahahaha!
The audience in the audience were instantly amused by Bao Bao.
Men and women are the same.
Qi Yuncheng stood on the stage and continued to praise, "Girls are so innocent!!"
Luan Yunping suddenly became anxious, "Why is it so simple? I guess girls watch more than boys!!"
"It means I like you."
"I don't like it that much. I'm almost a third-level actor."
"A third-level actor is tired."
"Nonsense, aren't you tired? No, can you say something serious on New Year's Day!!"
The laughter in the theater suddenly moved to a higher level.
It can be heard that if it wasn't for being helpless by my partner, I wouldn't be able to say this at all.
Qi Yuncheng cleared his throat and said, "I held a commercial performance some time ago and said that I sang the Eighteen Touches and Three Customs, but you know how fun this thing is."
"Then there are those who say you are rebellious."
"I can admit this, but the situation of quitting Deyun is small. I have lost my master, so what is left is not mine?"
"And where is Dalin? His own son."
"That's not necessarily true! As far as Dalin and uncle are close, let them and their son test their DNA some other time!"
Ha ha ha ha!
On the stage, the two people didn't do anything normal at all, they just exchanged remarks and words casually, but the audience still liked it.
Lots of laughter.
In fact, cross talk is like this when it reaches a certain level, and every word is interesting.
Of course, they are still far behind, but at least they understand a little bit about how to say cross talk.
Later, due to time constraints, I also became a crosstalk and dance master.
…
"Luan Yunping's mother is amazing. She had a mother in the earliest days, do you know?"
"Ouch." Luan Yunping sighed after hearing this, "You know it, you always do harm to humanity."
"This organization has been completely solved, but it was passed down secretly from your mother."
"Going underground?"
"As the people gradually developed, they ferried people everywhere. They didn't ferry people in vain. They paid five yuan for each ferry."
"Five dollars?"
"The old lady is so crazy. If you don't believe me, just believe this. She doesn't do anything serious all day long. One day she got sick, but she didn't go to the hospital."
"What to do?"
"I have to eat the ashes."
“Can incense ash be eaten?”
Although everyone knew it, Qi Yuncheng still had to explain, "The ashes left over from burning incense at home are clean, but no one eats them."
"you do not say."
"The old lady is different. She eats three meals a day and drinks it as tea."
"Good guy."
"In the end, I couldn't find a solution, so I quickly found a way to take medicine. I finally managed to get rid of it, and I used four plates of mosquito repellent incense."
"Well, my mother's intestines are quite thin."
"Xin Mo was stunned, and then her illness became more and more serious. Everyone advised her to go to see a doctor, but she didn't go and she had to find a way.
I don’t know who told her to eat a piece of meat from her own family members.”
"How can you pay attention to this?"
Qi Yuncheng also looked incredulous, "But she really believed it. Of course the old lady didn't feel good about it."
"That's not true."
"Whoever the family beats and cuts a piece of flesh on doesn't feel hurt? I feel bad. It's late at night and the whole family is asleep. Your mother is crying alone in the yard."
While talking to Qi Yuncheng, he slowly picked up the folding fan on the table and kept pushing it back and forth, "Hey~~ It's late at night~ The crescent moon has come out~ People say the crescent moon looks like the old moon~"
"Sharpening the knife?" Luan Yunping saw movement from the side.
Qi Yuncheng pulled his hair, blew on the vertical folding fan, and continued to sing, "Leave it to me, Mr. Yue, and kill people with a knife."
Knife~ chop off the heads of the Japanese!"
"Stop singing! Your whole family is the devil!" Luan Yunping suddenly pressed her partner's arm.
"After sharpening the knife and thinking about it, the whole family fell asleep. Your mother went in to discuss it with them."
"Still discussing?"
"Come here, lift the door curtain." Qi Yuncheng raised the fingers of his right hand and pointed downward: "On the bed are my relatives at home."
"They're all sleeping."
"Luan Yunping on the far left, my son."
"This is me."
"Luan Yunping's father, the old man, couldn't bear to have Luan Yunping's daughter-in-law next to him..."
"Just wait for a moment!!!"
Ha ha ha ha!
Xu~~
Amid the laughter, Luan Yunping hurriedly grabbed the person. She might not have been able to explain clearly for a second, "I don't sleep like this."
Qi Yuncheng was stunned, holding a fan and thinking about their layout. After understanding, he nodded and gestured, "There seems to be a curtain in the middle!!"
Luan Yunping nodded: "Oh, it's okay with a curtain."
Qi Yuncheng: "Yes, there is a curtain to separate you."
Luan Yunping: "Separate me? Is that ridiculous?"
Qi Yuncheng: "Who separates? Separate me?"
"It has nothing to do with you." On the stage, Luan Yunping was extremely angry.
"Okay, okay, you lie down." Playing the role again, Qi Yuncheng sighed, his eyes conveying discomfort, "Looking at the old man, a couple can be kind to each other for a hundred days, and a couple can be as deep as the ocean for a hundred days. I can't do anything.
.
Next to her is Luan Yunping."
"I am your biological son."
"A son should be filial to his mother... No." Suddenly Qi Yuncheng shook his head again and muttered to himself behind the microphone, "I'm sorry for his father. I cut the child. How can I be worthy of his father? His father is now here
xz!!”
"No." When she heard something was wrong again, Luan Yunping opened her mouth and was about to stop.
But Qi Yuncheng was too lazy to care at all and kept talking to himself, "One day..."
"Listen to me."
"At that time, the Zhou Dynasty was in decline, the princes were divided, Qi, Chu, Yan, Han, Zhao, Wei and Qin were fighting for hegemony, and swords and soldiers were everywhere in the world..."
"Okay, Eight Screens is the last show."
Watching the actors messing around was also one of the highlights of the laughter. The audience stared at them intently and laughed from time to time. Among them was an old couple related to Qi Yuncheng.
But they don't know each other yet.
But I don’t think it’s fun to be an actor.
on stage.
With a smile on her face, Luan Yunping waved her hands helplessly, "We don't want to do that job, so why don't you explain clearly why it's xz first, and won't people just lie down with you?"
"This is dad, that is dad."
"Same!!"
"It's different. You're still laughing. You don't know."
"Then you understand? Seriously."
"Anyway, your mother can't do anything, and it seems that only the daughter-in-law is an outsider." Qi Yuncheng suddenly hit the table with a fan several times.
Luan Yunping said, "This is a cry."
"Bah, bang, bang!" Qi Yuncheng knocked on the table again. After knocking, he immediately said, "Who!!
I!!
OK, you lose!!"
"You've been involved in "The Calling Gate" again, haven't you? Don't you want to talk about cross talk?"
Ha ha ha ha!
Oh~~
One joke, two activities, the audience can see that the actors are happy, and so are they themselves.
"Good guy, even those who admire me can't do it so smoothly!"
"For this piece, if you don't look at the program list, you have no idea what to perform."
"I have to say that the live crosstalk is still more interesting than online, and the actors' improvisation is very good."
…
Amidst the excitement, Qi Yuncheng couldn't help but smile and continued to slap the table, "Xiao Pan!!!"
"My wife's surname is Pan?"
"Xiao Pan?? Xiao Pan? Why can't you wake me up, Jin Lian??"
"Pan Jinlian?"
"As soon as your wife opened her eyes!!" Qi Yuncheng turned sideways, with sleepy eyes and deliberately said in a rough voice, "What are you doing!!"
Luan Yunping wondered: "What a flying voice?"
Qi Yuncheng: "Come out, Mrs. Wang has something to ask you."
Luan Yunping: "Return to the Queen Mother."
Qi Yuncheng: "Your wife is anxious."
Luan Yunping: "What's the hurry?"
Qi Yuncheng: "I hate it! What time is it? After the father-in-law calls the mother-in-law, do you still let me go to bed??"
Luan Yunping: "Fuck you, I've never heard of it!!"