When Luan Yunping's words were revealed, not only Qi Yuncheng was surprised.
The surrounding Deyun actors looked at him with incredulous expressions. Most of them knew that the two of them had performed a bit too long today.
But I didn't calculate it, so I watched the excitement together. I never expected that there were only ten minutes left. Many of them had never performed for such a short time.
After all, it's not mainstream.
The key is when the North Expansion Box is the busiest.
Qi Yuncheng himself was also stupid. He was indifferent before, but now he was given a wake-up call.
"Have you been here all this time and not noticed?" Luan Yunping asked.
"No, now I know that disaster is coming."
Qi Yunguo decisively began to think. What was even more worrying was whether they were about to reach the bottom or not already. The ten minutes it took to talk turned into nine minutes.
Nine minutes becomes eight minutes, eight minutes becomes seven minutes, seven minutes becomes six minutes.
After six minutes of applause at the North Exhibition, the crowd of three people fell silent.
Although they only waited four minutes from ten minutes to six minutes, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping got through it thoroughly, watching intently from the side curtain.
The three performers didn't really know how much time had passed at the beginning. They only knew that they had exceeded the time, and they were ready to leave after the time limit. However, the atmosphere was here, and they exchanged a few words from time to time, which delayed it for a few more minutes.
After coming down.
Guo Degang, Yu Qian, and Yue Yunpeng were all in a state of confusion and restlessness, with their hearts beating loudly. They knew it was too much, but they didn't know the details.
"How long have you been talking about?" Guo Degang asked.
"Master, it's been almost an hour, and now Yuncheng and I are in second place for only six minutes."
"Ouch!!"
Yu Qian's eyes were startled, he was obviously frightened. Six minutes, good guy, can you still say this?
It was shorter than his original performance time in the folk art troupe.
I was immediately sweating for the two children.
Yue Yunpeng came over from the crowd and apologized quickly, "Brother Luan, brother Luan, I'm sorry!"
Qi Yuncheng waved his hands and didn't care at all. He didn't have time to care. After all, it was his fault. The old couple also said hello.
But there was no need to waste a second now. Host Hou Zhen immediately ran two steps to the stage to announce the curtain.
"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Playing Chess"! The performers are Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping!!"
Hou Zhen didn't wait for the lively applause to start, and ran to the side curtain without looking back. The whole process only lasted eight or nine seconds.
It can be seen that the speed is not slow.
After the report was finished, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping usually came up slowly, but now, like Hou Zhen, they ran onto the stage.
Can I look good if I run on stage wearing a coat?
So although the audience doesn't know what's going on below, it's interesting to watch.
After reaching the stage microphone, Guo Degang looked at his apprentice from the side curtain and smiled bitterly. There were only six minutes left. What's going on?
It was indeed a embarrassment to them.
But now is not the time to care about it. I was tired just after I came down, so I quickly called my brother Qian'er to go backstage to drink tea and rest, which could last only a second.
Because after six minutes, it's their turn to play again.
After spending two or three seconds adjusting the microphone, Qi Yuncheng spoke in a funny position.
"I'm scared to death. Don't come here if someone is offering you gifts. You may not know that the program just lasted for almost an hour.
We only have six minutes left.
Six minutes is not enough to go to the toilet, so I just smoke a cigarette with the uncle."
Hahahahaha!
The first words he spoke made the audience extremely happy, but they were all gloating about his misfortune.
"I just realized that leader Deyun has so much power. We have six minutes left. With two minutes left, I will probably go on stage to tell everyone about Master and Uncle."
"That's true."
"Why can I talk for so long? The main reason is Master. I speak well and know a lot. I have been guiding Xiaoyue on the stage."
"That's right."
"Although my master is a little short, he is proficient in all kinds of music, chess, calligraphy and painting, especially this chess game~~"
At this point, Luan Yunping said from the side, "In less than a minute, it's time to start living."
Qi Yuncheng also sighed, "I only had six minutes, and now I still have five minutes."
Luan Yunping nodded while holding on to the table, "Hurry up and listen, time is running out, and try not to get distracted. If you get distracted, we may step down from the stage."
At this moment, the audience seemed to have been stimulated to laugh. Seeing the anxious state of the two of them, they couldn't help but laugh.
"Master plays chess well, and the chess he plays is exactly our chess. Xiangqi can be divided into literary chess and martial chess."
"There are two types." Luan Yunping hurriedly spoke.
"Master plays chess very well, and two old men from the community near our door also play chess. Oh my, it's really good."
"How good."
Although he was anxious, the movements and appearance of the performance were perfect. Qi Yuncheng spoke again, "When I speak, I will listen to my elegant tone."
Luan Yunping looked at her partner who suddenly stretched out five fingers and said, "You can simply teach me, because there are still five minutes left."
"As soon as the two met." Qi Yuncheng smiled, bowed slightly, and spoke slowly, "Brother, you go first!"
Brother, please go first.
Brother, please go first.
Brother, you go first.
Brother, you go first.
…”
After going back and forth several times, Luan Yunping watched and said, "If they don't leave, we both have to leave. Time is running out. There are more than four minutes left."
Hahahahaha!
moment.
Beizhan Theater was filled with laughter.
The same goes for a bunch of actors in the background.
"I'm going to see what they've done to Brother Cheng and Brother Luan. Brother Luan has been talking about time beside him."
"I'm almost dying of laughter!"
"Hey, Shaobing, you played lantern riddles for more than an hour, and you played chess with my senior brother for six minutes. The clay horse is a perfect match."
"That's not true, hahaha, becoming a brother is too difficult."
…
Even though his partner said this, Qi Yuncheng was not too anxious and continued to speak, "Brother, red first and then black."
"There are rules."
"You are the red chess piece, you go first.
Okay, then I’m welcome!”
Qi Yuncheng lowered his head and picked up the Xingmu on the table. Even if it was a cross talk thing, it had to be well prepared. He picked it up and dropped it on the table with a snap.
"Then I will become a soldier!!"
Luan Yunping looked at the table and wondered, "Is it because the time is short, so we just came up to support the soldiers?"
After the audience laughed again, Qi Yuncheng said: "Brother, the pace is very strange. If you are a soldier, bang!! I want to fly like a flying elephant."
"Hiss—" Luan Yunping took a breath and asked doubtfully: "Can these two old men play chess?"
"Brother, if you were a flying elephant, I would have to evacuate the troops."
"It's back again."
"Brother, if you want to withdraw the soldiers!" Bang! Qi Yuncheng slapped the wood and pointed at the table, "I'm going to withdraw the statues."
Luan Yunping was speechless, watching the audience complain, "This is another round."
"The first game is a deadlock."
"That's right, no one touched anyone."
"And I know that the best thing to do is to have Luan Yunping's father do it well." Qi Yuncheng turned to look at his partner and gave him a thumbs up.
"My old man?"
"I went home and played a game of chess with the old man. Oh, your dad played really well."
"How's that?"
"It's amazing to play a game of chess until the end."
"What's going on?"
"Your father has one veteran and one elephant left. I have one old commander and one soldier left."
"How did you two play this game?"
Qi Yuncheng glanced at the table, then raised his head, waving his hands as if talking to others, "The old man can't get off, there is no way to cross the river.
Your dad said it’s okay, and here comes the latest trick.”
"What method?"
"Senior elephants cross the river and serve as pawns, and veteran generals can turn corners when leaving the palace."
"It all sounds fresh."
"Luan Yunping's father is so mean." Qi Yuncheng complained, "If you bully me, Xiaowa, hit me and take out the elephant.
Pa, your dad kissed me."
"Huh?" Luan Yunping vaguely heard something was wrong.
"As soon as I see that your father looks like me, I won't be polite."
Qi Yuncheng picked up the tree again and slapped it on the table.
"I picked up this shirt and hit your dad once. Bang! Your dad looks like me! Bang, I hit your dad! Bang! Your dad looks like me. Bang! I hit your dad!..."
On the stage, Qi Yuncheng slapped Xingmu continuously, and only made two moves at the same time. At the end, he stopped talking and just knocked, but the whole Beizhan Theater was laughing so hard.
Luan Yunping didn't watch him play chess and remained expressionless and didn't speak. Finally, Qi Yuncheng took three shots in a row and spoke faster.
"At the end of the game, I picked up the elephant and put it in my pocket. Your father can't resemble me this time. I can only be your father."
"Fuck you!!"
…
…
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"Great! The size is amazing. Pay attention to the details. The tempo of the wake-up call at the end is getting faster and faster. At the end, there is no talking but just knocking. The audience has not heard the words, but it is better than the words. It is really amazing."
“This really shows that time is tight and the task is heavy!”
"There is so little time squeeze, but it is still so stable. There is no rush or rush, and there is a lot of baggage. I am truly worthy of being an actor who has just participated in the local Spring Festival Gala."
"I can see the basic skills right away. It's great! This is a real cross talk!"
"It deserves punishment, it deserves joy, but who can punish Teacher Guo?"
"This is really a problem."
…
After the six-minute cross talk ended, the actors bowed and left the stage, and everyone in the North Exhibition Hall cheered.
One after another.
Because although it was only six minutes, every one of them laughed non-stop for six minutes. How could it be possible if they were not capable?
In the side scenes, the brothers and sisters were also in commotion.
The six-minute cross talk was an eye-opener for all of them today, and they had to squeeze time. When they looked down, they saw that it was really six minutes, and it was even a few seconds short of six minutes.
The time is impeccably accurate.
However, amidst the bursts of noise and movement, Qi Yuncheng thought of something. After taking a few steps, he immediately turned around and came back to hold the microphone.
"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Old Old Age"! The performers are Guo Degang and Yu Qian!! Please give me a round of applause!"
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
Qi Yuncheng's announcement suddenly became lively again, and at this time, Guo Degang and Yu Qian appeared again.
When they passed by the children, the two elders were so happy that they almost laughed when they got behind the microphone.
Guo Degang said, "Just now it was a cross talk between two children, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping, they were very happy."
"Why are you so happy?" Yu Qian suddenly increased his voice, "You two are about to die."
Hahaha!
Amidst laughter, Guo Degang nodded, "I promise them that they will talk for one more minute during the first unboxing session next year."
"Okay, seven minutes, it's really seven changes."
"Let the child talk more."
"This is too much."
"I have one thing to say. It was indeed a bit long just now. Before I got off the stage, Brother Qian'er and I went down to rest. Not long after we took a drink of water and sat on the stool, some apprentices came and called us to come on stage.
Then when I saw Yuncheng announcing the curtain, I thought he had just announced the curtain."
"This is stealing the Marquis' job."
"I saw that Mr. Hou was about to announce the curtain. As soon as Yun Cheng spoke, he silently took out his mobile phone and went backstage."
"He doesn't have anything to worry about."
…
With a few words, the old couple started the last performance of today's Beijing Exhibition.
As for Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping, who had just come down to the side curtain, to be honest, they both felt excited.
After six minutes, it was gone.
Almost as fast as the blink of an eye.
Fortunately, the two of them have become more and more understanding and have enough experience. Even if it is reduced so much, they can still translate and explain the burdens sentence by sentence.
But at this time Xiaoyue still came over.
"I'm sorry, Senior Brother, Captain Luan, we did talk for too long and forgot the time. I'm sorry."
"It's okay, you will meet it yourself later and you will feel it."
Qi Yuncheng said with a smile, but Yue Yunpeng didn't understand and didn't think about it, so they hurriedly went backstage to help pour water.
Six minutes may not seem like a short time, but when you are in a hurry, your mouth can easily become dry.
As for Luan Yunping, she hardly spoke after arriving backstage. She sat aside and stared blankly at one spot, seemingly unresponsive. Why was it over like this?
When the two of them finally looked at each other, they were both happy and unpacked the box carefully to see what was in front of it.
If their program is placed first, six minutes is enough to listen to their entire cross talk.
Nothing can be done.
After taking a sip of water, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping returned to the side curtain. If their names were not written on the program list, they themselves would not have thought that they had just performed a performance that was as simple as a dragonfly.
After they went up, the others chatted and laughed while watching the cross talk at the end.
However, the two elders have a lot more time for their cross talk. The last two are also called the finale in opera. You can tell from the name that the finale is just in front of the main axis to suppress some of the atmosphere.
So that all the emotions of the audience can be conveyed.
At the same time, most of the time adjustments are here, such as deleting or adding a little time. Today, because Master and the others talked for too long, six minutes was naturally added.
Just like this, time passed by minute by minute.
After half an hour of saving up, it was time to return to the stage again, and after the return stage was over.
Guo Degang and Yu Qian then let all the actors from Deyun Unboxing come on stage.
There are as many people as ever.
The crowd came to the back and stood in a pile,
But the six minutes of cross talk just now left a deep impression on the audience, so when Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping came out.
Lots of looks.
In addition, his popularity is indeed getting better and better. Many young girls and young wives like Qi Yuncheng very much, and it is not without words from the gentlemen. After all, everyone likes to laugh.
Guo Degang also had some thoughts silently, "Everyone was very happy to open the box today, but I guess two of them were unhappy.
Why don’t we let them talk about it anymore?”
Before they could stand still, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping were mentioned among a large number of actors behind them, but the latter didn't consider it at all and shied away.
The former was different. He immediately walked to the microphone between the master and the uncle and said, "Master, uncle, you two have to be fined today!!"
Yu Qian smiled and waved his hand, "It's useless, man, your master and I don't have any money on us."
"Then ask your parents to come and take you two. It's only an hour. I only have six minutes left."
Hearing this, Guo Degang puffed up his chest and said, "Call the parents, then I will take Qian'er away."
"What a mess." Yu Qian suddenly said.
"Didn't he say to call the parents? Then I, the father..."
"Fuck you, how can you still take advantage of this?"
Hahaha!
Amidst the laughter, Qi Yuncheng was speechless. He waved his hands and turned around to walk away. While he was talking to himself, the two of them started to play. No wonder they were so excited to talk for so long today.
But the next second, the master pulled the child back, with a smile on his face and a slightly caring tone, "I didn't perform enough, did I? I'll spare some time for you during the curtain call.
But I don’t know if the audience is willing or not.”
Audience: "Yes!!!"
"Qi Yuncheng, I like you!!"
"I love you!!!"
…
There was a lot of movement and shouting from the blockbusters below, and some audience members even came over to give gifts. Today's cross talk was really fast, so naturally they didn't have time to give gifts.
At the same time, there are also a lot of things from Luan Yunping.
After taking the things, the two old men's eyes were all on the child, and they did not leave for a moment, and there was something hidden in their eyes.
Anyone who sees it can understand it.
They are all doting, and they seem to like this child very much.
Qi Yuncheng himself didn't say much, "Thank you for your gifts. Of course, I also want to thank my master and uncle.
Without them, I wouldn’t be where I am today, so I have to repay them.”
"It's good to have this kind of heart."
Guo Degang sighed with emotion. At the same time, he knew that the child would have to bear a lot of burdens. He was already praising him. Today, many people were trying to look at him when he opened the box. However, it was gone within six minutes. It didn't make sense.
Therefore, it is not impossible to give some time for the curtain call.
Qi Yuncheng stood aside and spoke again, "I can't repay you in this life, if there is an afterlife."
"What are you planning to do?" Yu Qian asked.
"If I become the emperor in my next life, uncle, you will be my eldest prince, and master, you will be my second prince!!!"
Hahahahaha!
No one in the audience at the North Exhibition Center or the actors behind them was laughing. The actors are still very courageous and have already begun to think about their next life.
Guo Degang and Yu Qian were stunned on the spot, and both stared.
Originally, they were standing on both sides of the cross talk table. In an instant, the former threw the child in the middle to the left side of the audience's perspective, and then moved to the middle next to his senior brother.
"Brother Qian'er, was I too polite when I spoke to him just now?"
Yu Qian put his hands behind his back and nodded for a long time, "I think it's about the same."
"Good guy, it's almost a slap in the face. It doesn't make any sense."
"Yeah, this is outrageous! Do you need any more seniority?"
Guo Degang frowned, puzzled, "I don't know what happened to the child, so why do I say you are the eldest prince??"
After a sharp turn, the audience began to laugh out loud, thinking it was about something.
Guo Degang continued, "There is no sign of what the child said. Your eldest prince, my second prince, what's the matter?"
"No! Wait a minute, you must be confused." Yu Qian was speechless.
"Where are you confused?"
"Why don't you come to me and stare at me and say the eldest prince, the second prince? Do you understand what the child said? Besides, why can't I be the eldest prince?"
Ha ha ha ha!
One sentence after another, the faces of the audience began to stiffen more and more, just because they were laughing.
The relationship between the two elders is not focused on the same place. They both look forward to being Qi Yuncheng's son in their next life.
Guo Degang waved his hands in the voice, "Okay, everyone, you have listened, don't be happy anymore, I just want to ask you what qualifications do you have to be the eldest prince? What evidence do you have?"
"What kind of evidence do you need? Think about it, I have such a good relationship with my father, and I am still his uncle now."
"Then I am still his master. I can't even be a eldest prince?"
Hahahahaha!
At this moment, everyone was laughing.
"The old couple are so funny. In order to make up for the child's performance time, I would rather be demoted."
"I'm so spoiled. In order to cooperate with my children, I dare to accept any burden."
"Oh, you two love Qi Yuncheng so much that you can't even hide it."
…
Qi Yuncheng was also laughing at this moment. This was his first time doing this, and it was surprisingly fun.
Guo Degang and Yu Qian both returned to their expressions after a while and explained.
"Usually I just go with Brother Qian'er and Gao Fengshi to carry this burden, but today I have a chance to go with my children."
Yu Qian: "Who told us to correct our losses?"
"I'm also afraid of him. Okay, kid, do you have anything else to say?"
Qi Yuncheng took a breath, straightened up his posture, held his head high and said: "Call Your Majesty!!"
"Fuck you, it's not over yet."
Guo Degang held a folding fan in his hand and struck his apprentice on the head. With this strike, Qi Yuncheng covered his head and stepped aside. Then he walked to the microphone aggrievedly and shouted...
"Guo Degang beats people again! Some people care but no one cares! I know why some people quit!! Deyunshe really beats people."
Ha ha ha ha!
There were more than 2,000 spectators watching from the stage. It was impossible not to know that Deyunshe beat someone and Guo Degang beat someone some time ago, so the hot topics and memes exploded at this moment.
Amidst the roaring laughter and noise, Guo Degang was feeling happy and worried at the same time. He put his elbow on the table and covered his forehead. He had no choice but to open his eyes.
As for Yu Qian and the rest of the actors, they were all enjoying themselves.
"Brother, why don't we die unpacking the boxes? I don't want Deyun anymore. I can't live without him."
"Come on, I don't want to die yet."
"All the people who scolded me together are not enough for one of his toes!!"
"That's right!!" Yu Qian nodded firmly, "Or else he's the leader of your black fans!!"