Chapter 339 Mo Man'er! Are you Gong Zhang Luan or Li Zao Luan?
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
Young Master's words caused many people to applaud. This is indeed the case in the folk art industry now. In addition, those who have been loyal to the folk art for many years can understand it very well.
And part of the applause was for the young man just now, and it's okay to listen to the tune.
But when Qi Yuncheng heard the young master's words from the side curtain, he couldn't be happy. The old man said this, and the pressure suddenly came on.
If there were any mistakes in the performance between myself and Luan Yunping, there would be no doubt that the young master would be slapped in the face today.
A disguised increase in difficulty.
Li Shengsu could understand the young master's happiness. He said nothing and turned slightly to look at the child.
"I'm going to the auditorium first to perform well."
"Okay, thank you."
Watching the teacher leave, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping looked at each other and wondered what they could do but continue acting.
Come anyway.
At the same time, after the young master finished speaking, the host began to announce the curtain for the first cross talk.
The first performance was the performance of Young Master's son Ma Liujia and some mainstream actors.
Ma Liujia has studied cross talk and folk art, and even won many national awards when he was a child. He must come from a cross talk family and have the qualifications.
But very early on, due to some reasons, I stopped specializing in folk art and switched to other industries.
However, Qi Yuncheng can also understand this slightly younger elder, because as the successor of Ma's cross talk, there is too much pressure.
If you want to do something, you must do it to the best of your ability, otherwise it will bring disgrace to the Ma family's legacy of more than a hundred years.
You must know that your father is Ma Zhiming, known as the Young Master, your grandfather is Mr. Ma Mali, the master of cross talk, and your great-grandfather is Ma Delu, one of his eight virtues!
It can crush people to death, so he will live a much better life in other industries than studying folk art.
Because the world's expectations of him will be very high.
Without thinking much, when the actors came on stage, the young master came down, and the two juniors and the staff were helping to unload their clothes.
After unloading the clothes, he helped put on the coat.
While I was getting dressed, some old gentlemen came backstage to chat with the young master.
Among them, his partner Huang Clan and Mr. Tian Lihe of Bao Clan are both familiar to Qi Yuncheng and others.
However, they couldn't get in the middle of the conversation when the elders were talking, so they could only listen silently. After hearing about it, they told the young master and went to the side curtain to wait.
Just wait until the child finally leaves.
Tian Lihe, who is now seventy-seven years old and a little thin, added one more thing, "You said that on stage, are you going too far?
The child is still so young, how much pressure do you have to put on him?
Don't praise it too highly.
Only this age."
Tian Lihe was indeed telling the truth, but he didn't know Qi Yuncheng and the others, and it was their first meeting.
However, the young master said with a smile, "Isn't it the child who sang the opera at the beginning?"
"Huh? Is it that child?"
Tian Lihe was stunned. He definitely knew about today's special performance, but at most he knew Li Shengsu who performed cross talk and the opera at the beginning.
Even if he wanted to remember unfamiliar names, it would be difficult for him to remember them.
After all, he is just an assistant, so he doesn't have to know all the actors. Not to mention young people, he doesn't know some of the actors.
However, there is no doubt that the opening opera sung is good, but I don’t know who it is. After all, after Qi Yuncheng disguises himself, it is difficult for people who are not acquaintances to recognize him.
After hearing what the young master said, Tian Li and subconsciously looked in the direction the child left.
His expression didn't seem to surprise him at all.
At this moment, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping arrived behind the scenes and began to hear the host's announcement.
"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Selling Tickets"! The performers are Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping!"
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
Applause is given.
Unlike his previous performances, the sound of applause was not that scary, but it was comfortable to hear. After all, it was too much praise and was a burden to the actors.
After taking the stage.
The two people bowed and thanked in front of the large audience below. At the same time, Qi Yuncheng could see Teacher Li Shengsu sitting in the front row for the first time.
It's impossible not to care.
Because today's place is relatively unfamiliar, the only familiar people are her and the young master.
But he spoke immediately.
"Crosstalk actors have different styles, and each actor has his own artistic characteristics."
"There has to be some difference."
"And the people who came to the special performance today are all teachers or gentlemen who are senior to us. As young actors, the two of us are very different."
"That's right."
"What should I do? I can only speak carefully and slowly. Listen slowly and change your ears to listen to the style of our young actors.
Then when you come on stage, you must introduce yourself."
“It’s true that too many people don’t know about us.”
"My name is Qi Yuncheng, and this person next to me is." Qi Yuncheng pointed at the position in front of Luan Yunping's chest with a smile, and Luan Yunping also said with a smile, "Me."
"A very great cross talk actor, world-famous."
"Um?"
"Really, you can say he is an international superstar."
"Is it so powerful?"
The more Luan Yunping said, the more puzzled she was behind the table, waiting for his introduction, but Qi Yuncheng suddenly turned his head and looked at his partner, wondering, "What's your name?"
"Hey! You have performed together and you still don't recognize me. Besides, I didn't receive the notice about the international superstar you mentioned." Luan Yunping looked at Qi Yuncheng, dumbfounded.
Qi Yuncheng also looked at his partner, "Are you still waiting for notification? I know you, but I'm a little confused about your name. What's your name? Ma what? Ma Fengying?"
Luan Yunping: "..."
"No, this is definitely not right."
"Yes, you were confused about my name, can it be correct?"
"What's your last name?" Qi Yuncheng put his hand on his partner's shoulder and asked with concern.
"My surname is Luan Na."
"Your surname is Luan?"
"Has this been changed in half?"
Qi Yuncheng suddenly became excited, "Let me tell you, your last name is Luan?"
Luan Yunping nodded, "Surname is Luan!"
“What a last name!!”
"Is there any good or bad name?"
"I love hearing this word. So are you Gong Changluan or Lizao Luan?"
The words come out.
Although the two of them may look young, a hint of flavor gradually emerges.
Luan Yunping frowned and asked, "Don't you know how to read?"
"What's wrong?" Qi Yuncheng replied with his hands behind his back.
"The bow leader recites the chapter, so he also recites the chapter in the early morning."
"Then which one are you?"
"The bow is stretched." Luan Yunping replied naturally, and this time, there was a lot of laughter in the audience in the auditorium.
"Oh, Xiao Zhang, Mr. Zhang."
"Wait a minute." Luan Yunping patted the person in charge's arm gently and pointed out, "My surname is Luan."
"Isn't your surname Zhang?" Qi Yuncheng said.
"Take me into the ditch."
"My surname is yours. Do you have a surname among hundreds of families?"
"I'm in there."
Qi Yuncheng stretched out his left hand and pointed his right index finger one sentence at a time, "Zhao Qian Sun Luan?"
"Tsk!" Luan Yunping corrected herself with a pinch of teeth, "Zhao Qian Sun Li."
"Zhou Wu Zheng Luan?"
"King Zhou Wu and Zheng."
"Feng Chen Chu Luan?"
"Stop it, lie down again."
Qi Yuncheng was speechless, staring at his partner and asking, "Where are you? Is there you? What do you call this?"
"Ning Qiu Luan Bao!"
"Making it up."
Luan Yunping held the table with both hands, looked at the audience and complained, "How capable am I to edit "Hundred Family Surnames"?"
"How can there be such a sentence? You just randomly put four words here, Ning Qiu Luan Bao."
"Yes, I have."
"I used to memorize it when I was a kid."
"You can just carry that thing on your back."
Qi Yuncheng looked at the audience and began to recite every sentence.
"Zhao Qian Sun Li, Zhou Wu Zheng Wang, Feng Chen Chu Wei, Jiang Chen Han Yang, Zhu Qin You Xu, He Lu Shi Zhang, Kong Cao Yanhua, Jin Wei Tao Jiang, Qi Xie Zou Yu, Baishui Dou Zhang, Yun Su Pan Ge, Xi Fan Penglang, Lu Weichangma, Miao Fenghuafang, Yu Ren, Yuan Liu, Feng Bao Shitang..."
A piece of surnames with clean and smooth speech came out.
The audience below burst into applause.
Although many actors can come, it is still a matter of effort.
After reciting for a while, Qi Yuncheng couldn't really finish reciting it. His partner Luan was still behind, so he turned around and asked, "Which sentence did you mean?"
"Ning Qiu Luan Bao wow."
"Oh, yes!" After Qi Yuncheng understood, he clapped his hands and said, "I've been wronged."
"No."
"After talking about it for so long, I have always regarded him as the Russian hissing man. This is why he said Ning Qiu Luan Bao."
"yes!"
Suddenly Qi Yuncheng shook his partner's hand and asked a little more politely, "Your surname is Ning Qiu Luan Bao??"
Hahahahaha!
While they were shaking hands, Luan Yunping became unhappy and shook his hand away, "Am I still Russian? My last name is four letters, right?"
"Then you are?"
"I am the Bao in Ning Qiu and Luan Bao."
"Oh, Xiao Bao, he is Xiao Bao." Qi Yuncheng pointed at Luan Yunping.
"My surname is Luan."
"You said it yourself."
"I'm a little unhappy." Luan Yunping deliberately expressed her emotions.
Qi Yuncheng then went to comfort his partner, "I know your surname is Luan and your name is Luan Yunping. Is that you?"
"It's me, my stage name."
"It's not my fault that you are like this. I don't know much about your stage name. I am familiar with your original name. It also has two characters: Luan."
"Yes."
"What's it called?"
"I told you." Luan Yunping smiled a little sheepishly, and then said two words clearly, "Luan Bo."
Qi Yuncheng: "Look how good it is. When you hear this name, you will be rich."
Luan Yunping: "How did you hear that?"
Qi Yuncheng: "Luan Bojini!"
"This baggage is good!"
The lobby was filled with laughter.
In the commotion, Luan Yunping was a little angry and pointed: "That car is called Lamborghini, and my name is Luan Bo!!"
"Don't yell."
Qi Yuncheng stopped his emotions and spoke faster, "I think you feel like you are about to die suddenly. Don't get excited. What's wrong with you? My introduction has deepened everyone's impression. You have introduced us like this repeatedly, so Everyone has remembered Mo Man'er.
Hey, next time I see you in Tianjing, I will know that your name is Ma Fengying."
Hahahahaha!
Suddenly, another burst of laughter erupted from the auditorium, which definitely meant that the baggage was ringing and laughing very happily.
Even those who don't understand can still enjoy it because the whole process is explained very clearly and the rhythm is very good.
"This is a good journey. Although I know every burden, I feel happy when I get there."
"Are they the newcomers that the young master said? No wonder the young master wanted to praise them just now. They are really quite interesting."
"The work is really good, it sounds comfortable!!"
The following sentences are the subconscious sighs of some people when they heard this, because the young master had mentioned it, so they naturally had to pay attention.
I didn't expect it to be possible.
But are the two thousand or so people in the Tianjing Auditorium really all elderly cross talk fans?
impossible.
There are also Qi Yuncheng's own fans who came to Tianjing after knowing that he was going to participate in the Young Master's special performance, or some local fans in Tianjing came to watch.
See this scene.
They seemed to feel that Qi Yuncheng had been replaced, because in their eyes Qi Yuncheng had been linked to harming others.
In addition, most of the things spread on the Internet are his viral and damaging jokes.
For example, when the small theater was unknown in the past, the performances rarely got publicized, so if you play a serious performance that sounds familiar to Mo Maner, how could you not be impressed by it?
Anyway, I once again felt the ability of the disciples of Deyun Society.
Now is not the time for future generations of Deyun girls, who have no ability and cannot be praised based on their looks alone.
Later generations will have to tell another story.
After all, anything that is untrue can become popular, let alone those who specifically praise it, and if it is a little good-looking, it will also become popular.
Therefore, later generations said that Yue Yunpeng was praised as having little basic skills and abilities, but Qi Yuncheng himself did not agree with it. At least Yue Yunpeng did not embarrass Yunzike, a Chinese character department.
But the cross talk at this moment still has to continue.
At the same time, as time goes by, I also fall into life.
…
"I'm performing in the Grand Theater now, my dear, it's so popular. The most expensive ticket price in our auditorium today is only a few hundred.
Our row at the end..."
"How much?"
"The first row is four thousand eighty!!"
Luan Yunping made a sign of four and an eight with her hands, "You're paying a sky-high price for this."
Qi Yuncheng's words increased, "It's a sky-high price! You have to see if it's worth it. The audience doesn't care about money, they only see art.
I also decide the script myself to make it worthy of the audience.
I performed for three consecutive days, and on the first day I was a serial performer."
"Hey, this is really good."
"A Qing Dynasty drama, a series of tricks involving Dou Erdun, sitting in a stronghold, stealing horses, worshiping mountains, inserting knives, and stealing hooks! Can you do this with this big painted face?"
"I definitely can't come."
"Yu Kuizhi, come on, call him over. Can he do it?"
Mentioning the characters, Li Shengsu, who was sitting below, had a smile on his face. He was not coming today, but he left again.
Of course, she also understands that there is no big or small thing when performing.
Luan Yunping said, "By the way, didn't you talk about the female role before?"
"The female actors are the main ones. It's the same for you guys who talk about cross talk. Those who are funny will also praise you, and those who praise you must also be funny."
"That's true."
"I have a full life." Qi Yuncheng counted on his fingers, "I can do everything from being a virgin to being ugly, writing theater newspapers, sweeping backstage, mopping, sweeping, emptying spittoons, and buying food."
"Good guy, you know enough."
"It's all alive."
"What about the next day?"
“Fresh next day.”
"What show?"
"I play the role of Shiro visiting his mother and bringing back the order!"
"What about the third day?"
Qi Yuncheng was happy, "Let's do something special on the third day, a three-court trial."
"Hey, this is a female role play, who are you playing?"
"I play...Yang Silang."
"That's not right, you played Yang Silang on the second day, who will you play on the third day?"
"I didn't take off my makeup."
"This has nothing to do with makeup removal, who is playing the role?"
"On the third day, I will act out the three interrogations, starting with the explanation at the beginning and the main trial at the end."
"I'm asking you who to play!!" Luan Yunping had to speak slowly, for fear that her partner wouldn't understand.
Qi Yuncheng put his hands behind his back and asked, "Who is the character in the play? Can you guess it? You will never guess it. If you have to guess, let's make a mistake. I am your son."
When Luan Yunping was mentioned, she was stunned, "If you don't care, you are my father, right?"
"Hey, you're welcome."
"Why are you so polite? If you don't tell me, I'll just guess?"
"Guess."
"You play the Zhou family in the three-court trial."
"What are you doing, Mrs. Zhou? I don't want to play Mrs. Zhou."
Luan Yunping nodded and looked at the crowded audience below, "Okay, he really wasn't vague, because there is no Zhou family in the three trials!!"
"Fuck you, you're asking me if you don't have Mr. Zhou!!" Qi Yuncheng suddenly pushed Luan Yunping's shoulder, and the people below were happy to hear and watch.
That's what traditional jokes are like. There are very few explosive things, but the whole process is interesting.
Luan Yunping smiled and walked slowly back to the table and asked, "Then who are you playing?"
"That's it!!!" Qi Yuncheng began to dance and gesture, "Wearing a red one, there is also a wooden board around the neck, with his hands cuffed on top.
Sing while walking.
Su San~~ left Hongdong County~~"
"Okay, I get it."
Qi Yuncheng waved his hand, "Don't worry, the name will be sung in a moment."
Luan Yunping put down her hand that wanted to stop her, "Isn't this all over?"
"Has it passed?" Qi Yuncheng frowned and began to think, while continuing to sing in a small voice, "Su San ~ left Hongdong County ~
Alas, it’s really over.”
"No!"
"I play Hongdong County, Miss Hong."
Ha ha ha ha!
There were bursts of laughter under the stage.
But Luan Yunping couldn't stay quietly any longer, so she quickly reminded, "Still in front of Hongdong County."
Qi Yuncheng continued to ponder and sing: "Su San~~Leaved~Hongdong County~~
Ouch! I sang it right from the beginning."
"yes"
"I acted divorced. When you look at me, oh, this person is divorced. That's me."
"Oh, you play Su San."
"Yes, I play Su San!! Yutang Chun!"
Finally Cheng Cheng came over, Luan Yunping let out a breath, and Qi Yuncheng spoke excitedly. "Three halls will interrogate Yutang Chun. I play Su San, so I want to ask how the three days of drama went?"
"good!"
"On the first day, you have a beautiful face, on the second day, you are an old student, and on the third day, you are a horny person."
"yes."
"However, the Internet was not available back then, so there were no Weibo, Tieba, or blogs."
"Then how to promote it?"
"The most traditional methods still work."
"What can I do?"
"Poster promotion!! I made up the topic myself, classical Chinese!" Qi Yuncheng suddenly picked up the fan on the table and changed his tone, telling the audience who came today.
"Dear friends, I am not deceiving you. I don't know that you are a graduate student in a university. That is to say, if you don't understand a certain sentence or word when I read it for a while, just bear with it.
Because it’s too profound, classical Chinese.”
"Just think about it first."
Qi Yuncheng took a deep breath and pointed from top to bottom with his fan, "Poster! Make a horizontal line and write vertically below.
Warning!
People from all over the country who love opera can come and watch it."
"This is all classical Chinese."
"I don't understand you, raise your hand." Qi Yuncheng added at this time, and then continued reading, "There is a tall Peking Opera artist, Mr. Qi Yuncheng.
Mr. Qi Yuncheng has loved listening to operas since he was a child, and his grandfather studied in Fulian Chengban, which is the leading major in the history of Peking Opera."
"You still have an explanation."
"After seven years of studying art, after being released from prison."
"Just give me a moment."
Many people were happy with this sentence, and Luan Yunping had to stop her with a smile, "Why were you arrested?"
"Seven years of sitting in a criminal examination is like seven years of prison."
"That doesn't mean he is released from prison or discharged from the hospital."
"After I was discharged from the hospital, I repaired behind closed doors at home, and now I have become an immortal."
"That's going to kill you."
"No, no!" Qi Yuncheng stopped himself and changed another word, "Into a spirit?"
"You are not allowed to become a spirit after the founding of the People's Republic of China."
"Famous! But because his grandfather couldn't speak, he was afraid of being punished by registering in Fuliancheng, so he passed this title to his son Qi. However, Qi also couldn't speak, so he left this place to the current big brother.
Personal artist Mr. Qi Yuncheng.
It is scheduled to be performed at Tianjing Theater from April 21st to 23rd, 1999!"
Luan Yunping: "What is the appearance of eyes?"
Qi Yuncheng: "It's a live performance."
Luan Yunping: "I thought it would be embarrassing to go there."
Qi Yuncheng: "The number of votes is limited, I plan to come soon. Signed: Written by Qi Yuncheng!"
Luan Yunping: "Quite particular."
Qi Yuncheng: "After the printing is completed, it will be distributed nationwide. There are so many theater fans. Whoever sees our poster will rush to heaven? Take Wuhan as an example."
Luan Yunping: "Wuhan is like a theater."
Qi Yuncheng: "Look at our poster in Wuhan. Wuhan is empty every three days."
Luan Yunping: "What are you doing?"
With a snap, Qi Yuncheng slapped him on the chest, "Listen to me and support my art."
"What a charm." Luan Yunping sighed.
"There is no one in Yanjing. Bentianjing listens to my art."
"Good guy."
"How is Shang Hai? Everyone is here."
"Empty again."
"It's so crowded that all my tickets are gone, including my plane tickets."
"Then how to go?"
"The audience in Dalian went to Tianjing and took a boat."
"waterway."
"The tickets are more limited. Let's get that big wooden tub for washing clothes and throw it into the sea." Qi Yuncheng immediately picked up two fans and pulled them back and forth by his waist. "The people over there were rowing hard with the two rolling pins.
Listen to me for Ben Tian Jing Cinema."
"What an addiction this is."
"Just to listen to me, I haven't left the theater for more than half a month, and the streets are not crowded anymore, so I have to stay in a hotel early."
"It's going to be late then."
"Those who arrive late can only sleep on the street. They buy some Tianjing Daily during the day, study during the day, and even have a bed and a roof at night."
"Can it still be covered?"
"It's almost April and it's almost May. It's not cold anymore, it's still very hot. But even though it's hot, I can't stand it in the second half of the night. I get up and dance hip-hop on the street one by one."
While talking, Qi Yuncheng on the stage was different. He kept jumping up and down, and at the same time, he kept rubbing his hands to show his coldness.
But he hasn't stopped imitating theater fans and chatting.
"Brother, what are you doing here?
You don't talk nonsense, you don't want to listen to the show.
Listen to the show, have you bought the tickets?
Of course, why do you suffer this if you didn't buy a ticket? What about you?
I also have a ticket. Hey, big brother, do you have a ticket too?
Yes, hey, do you have a ticket too?
Who is it, me? I don’t have a ticket.”
Luan Yunping: "I didn't go if I didn't have a ticket."
"Yes, why don't you buy it quickly?
Buy? What to buy? Train tickets?
What's the train ticket for? Theater ticket.
Don't like to listen to drama.
If you don't like listening to drama, what are you doing here?
Why are you here?"
Qi Yuncheng pointed up as he spoke, "I live upstairs. When I saw there were people below, wasn't it an earthquake?"
When Luan Yunping heard this, she said, "You are so angry."