Chapter 344 Dalin and Guo Xiaobao bet, whoever loses will die!
“Forklift model!!”
Luan Yunping was happy, but when Qi Yuncheng said this, her expression immediately changed, and the audience also laughed, not knowing what this was like.
"What kind of car model is there for the forklift?"
"The models at the forklift show must have similar temperaments to the forklifts."
"Is this okay?"
Qi Yuncheng nodded firmly, "This girl is good at everything, but she's a little bow-legged."
"Hey!" Luan Yunping said indifferently, "That's not a compliment."
"A little bit."
Qi Yuncheng looked down at his legs. After confirming a general idea, he spread his legs and squatted down. "Anyway, put on the cheongsam and expose your legs."
Seeing the appearance, Luan Yunping was startled at the side, "Oh my God, this is a jar that has become a spirit."
Ha ha ha ha!
Three parts funny and seven parts flattering, a jar fully embodies the imagination of the audience.
Qi Yuncheng straightened up and said, "The engine on the girl's back is like a car."
Luan Yunping said: "Good fellow, come sit on the wheel."
Qi Yuncheng: "It's just a little problem."
"Is this still a minor problem?"
"She has a pretty good face. If she needs plastic surgery, two yuan will be enough."
“You don’t have to move too much.”
"Take the bus. It costs one dollar to get there. The doctor says it can't be done. It costs one dollar to get back."
"Well, these two dollars are in vain."
"Other girls have a nice smile."
"What about her?"
"He looks funny."
"Not much different."
"But she has a very good temperament, so she was chosen as the female lead."
"Is it just her?"
"Luan Yunping also said not to fall into my hands."
"how?"
"Sooner or later you will have to unspoken rules."
Luan Yunping was stunned and pointed to the side, "Is this the jar?"
"Luan Yunping said in her heart that I haven't played with a unicycle yet."
"I'm worse than eating shit!!"
Qi Yuncheng didn't know where he came from. He couldn't help but laugh. He immediately turned to look at his partner and pointed, "It seems that you are obsessed with that smell."
"What a mess."
Ha ha ha ha!
Suddenly the audience burst into laughter again as they looked at the actors.
Their cross talk cannot be separated from that thing.
"Anyway, the female lead has been decided, and the male lead will be next. The male lead is busy with his family."
"Why are you still idle?"
"He has very high artistic requirements. He easily refuses to accept ordinary scripts. It seems that he hasn't filmed in about 40 years."
"That means I have never filmed a movie."
"I was at home and had nothing to do, so I brought a box of beer." Qi Yuncheng lowered his head and started counting, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine... I kept counting, and I finished counting twenty-four bottles."
"right."
"He said that my job today is to drink all the twenty-four bottles of beer."
"Treat drinking as a business."
"Just when I was about to drink, Luan Yunping called me. When I heard that I was going to film a movie, the male lead was so happy. He was so happy that he sat down in the beer box as soon as his pants were wiped.
I was so excited that I quickly stood up and turned around..."
"How about it?"
Qi Yuncheng looked back, his eyes dull, "It seems like a bottle of beer is missing."
"Stop looking for it, I'll drink it no matter what."
Ha ha ha ha!
Xu~~
The audience was happy to hear that there was nothing they didn't understand, and Luan Yunping felt calm while holding the table.
Amid laughter, Qi Yuncheng continued: "I went to the hospital for a checkup and the doctor said I had a concussion."
"Good guy, this one exploded."
"But the male lead is very dedicated and must go to filming."
"That's okay."
"But I have to go to other shows before filming."
"What a show."
"Perform a cross talk joke called Fenhewan with a guy named Guo."
"Huo oh." Luan Yunping immediately panicked when she saw this, and she seemed to be trying to stop her, "Is this male lead Yu Qian Yu uncle? We have never spoken about words here."
Ha ha ha ha!
As if something unexpected happened, the audience's laughter was completely ignited, and the key point reminded them of Fenhewan at that time.
At the same time, I also found out the reason why the uncle was so drunk.
The way of drinking is different. No wonder I can be so sober and drunk at the same time. It turns out there is a bottle hidden underneath.
But they were happy.
Yu Qian, who was hit by the side curtain, was speechless and smiled bitterly, "You can't escape your feelings, right? There is absolutely no such word here."
Guo Degang smiled happily and said, "Okay, the two of us are really getting closer to each other. Xiao Luan's size is very good at this time."
"Maybe the young master was nervous when he was there, but now he is relaxed."
"Um."
As the two of them talked, they continued to watch the children's performance, and at the same time looked at the audience below the stage. They saw that it was indeed a sea of stars.
Thousands of people perform business.
The child is almost finished, but it is just the beginning, and it does not mean anything. It only means that you now have temporary popularity and traffic.
Learning folk art is a lifelong matter.
Just like this, time passed by minute by minute.
When the cross talk baggage and jokes were finished, the two elders also went down to rest. Their cross talk was still behind, and they were talking to Yuncheng in a group.
It's a lot of fun together.
And not much time.
Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping also came down after finishing the formal cross talk and an encore.
The moment he came down, Yu Qian looked at his child and said, "Can we forget about Fenhe Bay? We can't leave it."
"Of course, you don't know how popular it will be, unless you and my master act again."
Guo Degang suddenly became unhappy, "If I play Fenhewan with your uncle again, I will be the one!!"
Ha ha ha ha!
Suddenly there was laughter again in the background.
After all, everyone who sees today's scene will feel happy.
The people who took Qi Yuncheng's place were Kong Yunlong and Li Yunjie.
They performed a tying doll, and after the tying was completed, there was a cross talk between Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yuping, which lasted for thirty minutes and an encore of twenty minutes.
There is plenty of time given.
If I were to take second place, it would be Gao Feng.
Gao Feng and Shi Aidong have actually collaborated once before, so the scene was brought back together again today.
As for Shi Aidong, Shi’s style is also very interesting. When he worked with Yue Yunpeng before, he could create a lot of atmosphere.
Wait till the end.
This is the biggest attraction of more than 10,000 people who came here today.
After all, the three of them are on the same stage.
So after the Marquis announced the curtain, when they came up, they applauded loudly, and the fluorescent sticks in their hands kept shaking.
But it doesn't affect cross talk.
After being welcomed, they all put it down silently.
"Thank you everyone!"
Once again standing in a funny position, Qi Yuncheng bowed and said, "It is rare that I have the opportunity to go on stage with my master and uncle to say something."
Guo Degang: "It's Young Master."
"Both of you are quite old this year, and you have your own children. However, although my uncle is older than my master, my children are younger."
Yu Qian said at the end, "It's too late."
"You may know about Uncle Yu's children."
Audience: "Guo Xiaobao!!!"
Guo Degang suddenly became happy and kept nodding, "Yes, yes, yes!"
"What is it?" Yu Qian said speechlessly.
Qi Yuncheng continued to speak next to him, "Backstage at that time, I remember that Dalin and Guo Xiaobao were the best friends. They were often together and were almost inseparable."
"It's better."
"But kids are kids. A few years ago, when they were little, I could hear them making bets when I was about to perform."
"Can you hear this?"
"Betting on what is right and wrong, all kinds of arguments, you are wrong and I am right, but children are children after all."
"What's going on?" Guo Degang asked, standing in the middle.
"They are just making a bet, but there is no stake. How can this be done?"
"What are you going to do?" Yu Qian felt a little wary after hearing this.
Qi Yuncheng put his hands behind his back on the stage, looking like he was thinking about it. After thinking about it, he bent down just like he told Dalin and Guo Xiaobao at that time.
"How do you call this gambling? You have to bet on something."
Guo Degang: "Then what are you going to let them bet on?"
"If one of you loses, your father will die!!"
Hahahahaha!
The voice fell.
The audience immediately laughed out loud. Even people here dare to say this.
Yu Qian was standing by and had to complain, "You are so cruel, one of you has to die no matter what, right?"
Guo Degang was also angry at this time, gritted his teeth and said: "My child, you are too cruel, you are holding me back to death!"
"Stop talking about you, are you two interesting?"
Another burst of laughter came.
Both the audience and the actors were very happy.
Qi Yuncheng slowed down his words and said, "Time passed very quickly. Dalin is now sixteen, and I am over twenty. Originally, I lived in my master's house, but I have to be independent, so I moved early.
came out.
But it was hard to move out, and the house I lived in was still a porn room..."
"Oh, please wait for a while."
As soon as the child said this, the old couple quickly stopped in laughter.
Guo Degang: "Child, you have seen too much."
Yu Qian was also happy, "You are renting a pornographic video hall to live in love?"
Qi Yuncheng looked at the two of them and replied: "It's the kind without decoration."
Yu Qian quickly corrected him, "Then it's called a rough house."
"So are there any pornographic films?" Guo Degang was curious about this and asked very seriously in the middle.
"Yes." Qi Yuncheng nodded, "My aunt gave it to me."
"Please wait a little longer." Yu Qian was startled when he heard this, and quickly raised his head to stop, "Will your aunt give you that back?"
As soon as he said it, Guo Degang suddenly became shy in the middle and turned to the back. The audience was bursting with joy when they saw this.
It was as if something had been exposed.
Yu Qian was so angry that he pulled his arm and said, "What are you doing? I'm asking the child what's going on."
Your aunt is not going to read it, please make it clear."
"Hey!" Qi Yuncheng explained, "Auntie definitely doesn't want to read it, but she said that you read too much at home and couldn't let you continue, so she asked me to deal with it.
Did you know I hired several trucks to go to the scrap yard that day?”
"Huo oh, my house is a pornographic video parlor, right?"
Ha ha ha ha!
The audience could hardly stop laughing at these words.
There was a lot of commotion.
"I find it funny just standing there with the three of them. Maybe it's because I like them too much."
"Teacher Guo's shyness is so funny. I always feel like something is going on."
"I haven't started living yet, but it feels more fun than real life. I feel like I can do this after listening to them for an hour."
…
A few things came out.
The audience burst into laughter, and the juniors in the background were also extremely happy.
To be honest, there are no specific techniques at the beginning. I just rely on my own experience and the jokes I have come up with to perform.
But when Qi Yuncheng is with the two elders, he doesn't seem young or inexperienced. It's just a fun chat.
So whether it was Luan Yunping, Zhang Helun or Kong Yunlong, they all watched very attentively.
However, Zhang Helun suddenly asked at this time, "Senior Brother Yuncheng feels most comfortable when he is with Master and Uncle, and can talk about anything."
Luan Yunping nodded beside her. Sometimes when performing with masters and uncles, it is easy to see some differences due to lack of experience.
Just like a student working with an older teacher, the student's lack of experience will actually be reflected even more.
But her partner doesn't have this point. Even Luan Yunping has been learning from her partner, not to mention now, but also when they first worked together.
After all, he has been performing in small theaters for so many years, and he is the benchmark for many Deyun disciples.
At this moment, Kong Yunlong saw what Captain Luan meant and interjected.
"When Xiaoyue and I came here in 2004, we went through a process of learning. During that time, Xiaoyue and I saw Yuncheng and Master's performance at the Xiachang Gate. At that time, it was almost the same as it is now.
So I never think it’s just a matter of experience, personal style and talent are also involved.”
"2004!! I wasn't here yet at that time." Zhang Helun said.
"I came here in 2005, so Yunguo is exactly what I thought..."
Luan Yunping didn't say everything because she thought about Yuncheng's age at that time and he was still underage.
So it can really only be described as genius.
In fact, with Luan Yunping's personality, I don't believe in genius at all. At most, she may be a little better than ordinary people, with better thinking and understanding, but she can't be said to be a genius.
Because there is no way to escape a person’s acquired efforts. After all, there are too many folk arts required.
But with the current situation of his partner and his previous situation, maybe his thinking really needs to change, because Yuncheng really should be engaged in folk art.
And it will be difficult for their generation to catch up.
Although there is no talk of jealousy or envy between the senior brothers, they just casually talk about the excellence of their senior brothers in private, but the fact is this fact, and many things have been placed in front of them.
Anyway, in Deyun Society, Qi Yun was originally the leader of some disciples.
"Xiao Luan, how are you? Where did you talk about?"
Suddenly Gao Feng and Hou Zhen also walked up to watch the fun.
Look at the two of you.
Luan Yunping came back from her thoughts, but suddenly thought of a question that she needed to ask.
After all, it is only 2012, and many Deyun disciples are actually still on the rise, including Luan Yunping. He has only been in Deyun for six or seven years. Sixty-seven years may not seem like a long time, but in cross talk, it is very short.
How many people only get rid of their identity as a student after six or seven years, or even still can't get rid of their identity as a student after six or seven years.
"Teacher Gao, Mr. Hou, what do you two think of Yuncheng? My word, these days, I have indeed learned a lot from him while performing.
But there is one thing I don't understand. I haven't asked Yuncheng, and I don't have the nerve to ask, because it seems that as long as he stands on the stage, the whole place belongs to him.
The same thing happened during Young Master's special performance. I was actually very nervous at that time, but I didn't tell him, but he was different, not at all."
Gao Feng listened and waved his hands quickly, "Don't compare with him. He can't compare with your peers at all."
"What's going on?"
Suddenly Kong Yunlong, Zhang Helun, and Luan Yunping all looked over, and even the fat man Lang Heyan and Kong Yunlong's partner Li Yunjie, who were standing a little behind, also looked over.
The expressions seemed curious.
But the person who spoke next was not Gao Feng, but the Marquis who opened his chatterbox, his eyes widened and he was a little excited.
"I understand this. Let me tell you, I often chat with your master and come up with many things.
You may have been with Yuncheng for many years, but there are some things that Lao Guo won't tell you, and I probably didn't say anything about Yuncheng himself.
After all, it was the time when he came to Deyun.
When he came to Deyun, your master said that after teaching him a little bit, he could immediately understand the process of getting on stage, and there was almost no fuss in the process.
The understanding is very strong.
Of course, Yuncheng watched a cross talk show the first night, and then went on stage the next day.
However, it is impossible to get on stage without knowing anything about cross talk, so you should have been exposed to cross talk for a long time before coming to Deyun.
From this we can infer that he came into contact with cross talk and enlightenment very early.
And for someone who has grown up on the stage since childhood, it is very difficult for him to be really nervous about the size of the stage, even if there is pressure from the older generation.
When we got to the stage, nothing happened.
I have researched this and it is possible, let alone for several years.
Lao Gao doesn't let you think about it because the study time is too far apart.
How much is the difference? Let me calculate it."
Hou Zhen immediately counted on his fingers, "No, I can't count. After all, I don't know how long ago he started to get involved in cross talk.
But Lao Guo said that at that time, Mr. Zhang Wenshun thought he was very smart and energetic and could learn quickly. I remember the original words were...
Hey, what is it?
I forgot, wait a moment, wait a moment, no, I can’t remember, I’ll go ask when they come down.”
Another long paragraph, what Mr. Hou said was relatively broken, but this time no one in the younger generation was willing to listen, because it was about Qi Yuncheng.
In fact, after a few years, there is nothing that we don't understand between the brothers. They know everything about their personalities, hobbies, and what they like to eat.
But it is true that there are still some things that are not clear, let alone what happened so long ago.
I don’t know and I’ve never asked.
It is even more impossible for Qi Yuncheng to be like Mr. Hou, who wants to talk about something in a hurry.
He is not that broken in private. At most, he can make some jokes together when a group of people are busy, but when no one is around, he can stay quietly.
But at this time, Luan Yunping stopped with a smile and waved her hand quickly, "Master Hou, I won't trouble you anymore, we understand."
Zhang Helun glanced at Lang Heyan from the side and muttered subconsciously, "Brother Yuncheng, this is a bit beyond my understanding.
In this case, I have been exposed to cross talk for more than ten years."
Lang Heyan nodded his round head, "I have always heard that Senior Brother came early, but I didn't expect it to be so early."
Hearing them talking, Gao Feng stood aside and looked at Qi Yuncheng who was performing on the stage and began to recall that he was also Deyun who came in 2005. When he came, he was tall and thin and very energetic.
When I saw Yuncheng perform for the first time, I was also surprised.
Even those two who left Deyun couldn't compare to her stage sense. I originally wanted to praise him at that time, but it was a pity that Yuncheng was only sixteen or seventeen years old in 2005/06.
He was too young to be praised, but the key was that he thought of something through Mr. Zhang Wenshun, whom Hou Zhen told him, and seemed to remember not to be praised too early.
For this reason, many people even went to the home of the sick husband for a brief meeting.
After that, they supported the few people who left Deyun, and they were busy performing almost every day. They often went to other places or to perform on TV stations, and they couldn't see each other for a long time. Yuncheng would perform in the theater and go to see the old man from time to time.
Now Yuncheng is not popular until now.
A business performance involving tens of thousands of people was carried out that had never been carried out by disciples before.
"Is it the old man's foresight? Or is it just that the old man doesn't want his children to be too far away from him?"
Gao Feng muttered, although he didn't come with Deyun during the hard times, he still wished Deyun well and respected the old gentleman.