"oh!!!"

"Qi Yuncheng! I love you!!"

"Ah!! Qi Yuncheng!"

"I like you!!"

"Master Hou! Do you want to eat cashew chicken!!"

…

The second one came on stage, and as always, a large number of spectators were shouting.

Even when Qi Yuncheng and Hou Zhen stood behind the microphone, their voices were still extremely noisy.

It took a few seconds to lower it slightly.

"Thank you everyone. Today is my junior brother Yue Yunpeng's special performance. It is very rare for so many people to come. In addition, some of you may also be wondering why I am partnering with Mr. Hou today.

The main reason is that my partner has something to do and he is busy.

Do you know what the key is? I didn’t expect that I could partner with Mr. Hou, you all know his catchphrase.”

Audience: "Is it true? Is it true? Is it true?"

When he heard that many people below were noisily reciting this sentence, Qi Yuncheng kept nodding his head, "Generally speaking, Mr. Hou doesn't go on stage, and I rarely partner with Mr. Hou.

Let me put it this way, the probability of me partnering with Mr. Hou is just like my uncle getting permed to death. Now that I am partnering with Mr. Hou, I just don’t know what the outcome will be when he goes to the hairdresser today.

Let me celebrate in advance."

Hahaha!

Bursts of laughter first created an atmosphere for the second performance.

But when they were laughing, Qi Yuncheng suddenly felt puzzled and turned to look at Mr. Hou, because when he said "Uncle" just now, he didn't say a word and just silently folded his handkerchief the whole time. This was not like him.

"Master Hou, why don't you speak?"

Hou Zhen raised his big head and glanced at Qi Yuncheng, but did not speak.

"Speak."

Again, Hou Zhen was unhappy, "Just now backstage, you told me to talk less, and now you ask me to talk more, what do you want me to do?"

Are you being honest? Are you being honest? Are you being honest?”

When the Hou Ye's authentic lines came out, not only did the audience laugh, Qi Yuncheng also immediately turned around and couldn't help but laugh.

Anyone can hold back their emotions, but Mr. Hou can't help it.

And Xiao Yue, who had just gone off the side curtain, was also happy watching this scene. The two of them were in the same state of chatting, and they needed to learn a lot.

"How much should I say or not?" Hou Zhen spoke again.

"Tell me, tell me, what can I say if you don't tell me." Qi Yuncheng had no choice but to compromise, and then prepared to start today's cross talk. "In this way, I'd better introduce our Lord Hou.

You're good at cross talk, everyone likes you."

"Not bad!" Hou Zhen muttered.

"You have a lot of skills, you are worthy of comparison."

"Where does Bi come from?"

Qi Yuncheng said and gestured, "Carrots wear straw hats."

"What's the meaning?"

"Little Red Man."

"Huh?" Hou Zhen tilted his big round head and read it again, "My carrot wears a straw hat, little red man?"

"The monkey somersaults and reaches the sky in one step."

"I still have time."

"Sleep at night without covering your buttocks."

"What does this mean?"

"You're showing off your face."

Hou Zhen immediately stopped him, "I've never heard of it. It's not such a compliment."

"Let's just say you are famous. This is a completely disabled actor in our backstage." Qi Yuncheng looked at the audience and explained.

"I'm disabled? Does that mean an all-rounder knows?"

"A versatile cross talk actor." After Qi Yuncheng corrected him, he slowly stretched out the finger between his ring finger and index finger, "Not only is he an all-rounder, but he is also the number one middle finger actor in our backstage."

Ha ha ha ha!

Amid the lively laughter, Hou Zhen turned sideways and smacked the finger off quickly, "You are not very educated, this action is a curse."

"Why is this a curse?" Qi Yuncheng was particularly puzzled.

"Isn't the middle finger just a curse?"

"I tell the truth."

"Why tell the truth? You're not being honest at all."

"Look carefully." Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand, "The one with the best thumb is my master Guo Degang."

"Yes." Hou Zhen stared.

"The second index finger teacher Yu Qian, isn't this the only one you have here?"

Seeing the middle finger again, Hou Zhen waved his hand and said, "Don't say that again, you will get beaten easily, you know."

"Anyway, you are really good. When I asked around backstage, I found out that this guy has a nickname, Almighty!"

"Hey!!" Suddenly hearing that he was being praised, Hou Zhen stood nearby and immediately became excited, "That means I can do anything."

"It must be related to cross talk. He is good at stand-up, dialogue, complimenting, and teasing. He can speak and sing. He is proficient in everything."

"Just so so!" Hou Zhen smiled and put his hands into his sleeves.

And Qi Yuncheng didn't know why, but he really liked seeing the Hou Ye holding his hands, and continued: "Still so-so? Are you so humble?"

"What's the meaning?"

"I came on stage to praise you a few words just to give you face. See how long it has been since you stopped talking about cross talk? On stage, you are said to be omnipotent, but when you get off stage everyone knows that you are a big fool when you are famous."

"No, I've never heard of this." Hou Zhen objected immediately, as if refusing to admit it.

"They said it in front of you." Qi Yuncheng turned around and said to Mr. Hou without any courtesy, "Hey, you idiot Hou! Isn't this about you?"

"Nonsense, I'm very smart, my big head is full of wisdom."

Looking at Mr. Hou and the more than a thousand spectators below, Qi Yuncheng was helpless behind the microphone, "In this case, I have to expose you in front of everyone.

Let me tell you this, Lord Marquis’s head was trampled by a pony when he was a child.”

"Hey!" Hou Zhen looked unconcerned and said cheerfully: "Listen to what he said, let the pony step on it. What is the pony? It doesn't matter even if it is stepped on. The pony is born so

Yes, I saw it at the zoo."

"Little hippopotamus!!! How else did this forehead come about?"

One kick in the sky and one on the ground made the audience happy. The key point is that the Marquis's brain really felt like it had been stepped on, which gave him a strong sense of immersion.

"Is that true? You said that? Give it back to a hippopotamus."

"Just because this time, your brain is out of control."

"Why can't it work? Why can't it work? I'm still alive, you know?"

"You still don't believe it. In this case, how about we do a little test? Let everyone see if you are stupid."

After much talk, the two of them were considered to be living together, but Hou Zhen was unwilling, "Why? No, if you want to test me, I agree, but you can't say you test me, we have to be mutual.

Guo Degang has not even graduated from elementary school, and I am a little worried about what kind of apprentices he has trained.

He told me before that he was a college student, but I knew he was an elementary school student just by looking at his size."

Hahahahaha!

The Hou Ye's words suddenly amused the audience, but Qi Yuncheng stood nearby and wondered, this teasing was his job, he measured the work, maybe he would also snatch it away later.

Suddenly, I felt complicated in my heart, but that was the Marquis's style and he continued to speak.

"I'll give you the question first. It's very simple, just one sentence."

"Oh, just one sentence."

"Whatever is too short, remove a piece and make it longer."

Upon hearing this, Hou Zhen looked at Qi Yuncheng and immediately turned back to look at the audience and waved his hands, "There is no need to answer this. You are all knowledgeable people, so this is impossible.

Anyone who has studied physics knows this."

"Why are we so close to physics again?"
To be continued...