The second one came on stage, and as always, a large number of spectators were shouting.
Even when Qi Yuncheng and Hou Zhen stood behind the microphone, their voices were still extremely noisy.
It took a few seconds to lower it slightly.
"Thank you everyone. Today is my junior brother Yue Yunpeng's special performance. It is very rare for so many people to come. In addition, some of you may also be wondering why I am partnering with Mr. Hou today.
The main reason is that my partner has something to do and he is busy.
Do you know what the key is? I didn’t expect that I could partner with Mr. Hou, you all know his catchphrase.”
Audience: "Is it true? Is it true? Is it true?"
When he heard that many people below were noisily reciting this sentence, Qi Yuncheng kept nodding his head, "Generally speaking, Mr. Hou doesn't go on stage, and I rarely partner with Mr. Hou.
Let me put it this way, the probability of me partnering with Mr. Hou is just like my uncle getting permed to death. Now that I am partnering with Mr. Hou, I just don’t know what the outcome will be when he goes to the hairdresser today.
Let me celebrate in advance."
Hahaha!
Bursts of laughter first created an atmosphere for the second performance.
But when they were laughing, Qi Yuncheng suddenly felt puzzled and turned to look at Mr. Hou, because when he said "Uncle" just now, he didn't say a word and just silently folded his handkerchief the whole time. This was not like him.
"Master Hou, why don't you speak?"
Hou Zhen raised his big head and glanced at Qi Yuncheng, but did not speak.
"Speak."
Again, Hou Zhen was unhappy, "Just now backstage, you told me to talk less, and now you ask me to talk more, what do you want me to do?"
Are you being honest? Are you being honest? Are you being honest?”
When the Hou Ye's authentic lines came out, not only did the audience laugh, Qi Yuncheng also immediately turned around and couldn't help but laugh.
Anyone can hold back their emotions, but Mr. Hou can't help it.
And Xiao Yue, who had just gone off the side curtain, was also happy watching this scene. The two of them were in the same state of chatting, and they needed to learn a lot.
"How much should I say or not?" Hou Zhen spoke again.
"Tell me, tell me, what can I say if you don't tell me." Qi Yuncheng had no choice but to compromise, and then prepared to start today's cross talk. "In this way, I'd better introduce our Lord Hou.
You're good at cross talk, everyone likes you."
"Not bad!" Hou Zhen muttered.
"You have a lot of skills, you are worthy of comparison."
"Where does Bi come from?"
Qi Yuncheng said and gestured, "Carrots wear straw hats."
"What's the meaning?"
"Little Red Man."
"Huh?" Hou Zhen tilted his big round head and read it again, "My carrot wears a straw hat, little red man?"
"The monkey somersaults and reaches the sky in one step."
"I still have time."
"Sleep at night without covering your buttocks."
"What does this mean?"
"You're showing off your face."
Hou Zhen immediately stopped him, "I've never heard of it. It's not such a compliment."
"Let's just say you are famous. This is a completely disabled actor in our backstage." Qi Yuncheng looked at the audience and explained.
"I'm disabled? Does that mean an all-rounder knows?"
"A versatile cross talk actor." After Qi Yuncheng corrected him, he slowly stretched out the finger between his ring finger and index finger, "Not only is he an all-rounder, but he is also the number one middle finger actor in our backstage."
Ha ha ha ha!
Amid the lively laughter, Hou Zhen turned sideways and smacked the finger off quickly, "You are not very educated, this action is a curse."
"Why is this a curse?" Qi Yuncheng was particularly puzzled.
"Isn't the middle finger just a curse?"
"I tell the truth."
"Why tell the truth? You're not being honest at all."
"Look carefully." Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand, "The one with the best thumb is my master Guo Degang."
"Yes." Hou Zhen stared.
"The second index finger teacher Yu Qian, isn't this the only one you have here?"
Seeing the middle finger again, Hou Zhen waved his hand and said, "Don't say that again, you will get beaten easily, you know."
"Anyway, you are really good. When I asked around backstage, I found out that this guy has a nickname, Almighty!"
"Hey!!" Suddenly hearing that he was being praised, Hou Zhen stood nearby and immediately became excited, "That means I can do anything."
"It must be related to cross talk. He is good at stand-up, dialogue, complimenting, and teasing. He can speak and sing. He is proficient in everything."
"Just so so!" Hou Zhen smiled and put his hands into his sleeves.
And Qi Yuncheng didn't know why, but he really liked seeing the Hou Ye holding his hands, and continued: "Still so-so? Are you so humble?"
"What's the meaning?"
"I came on stage to praise you a few words just to give you face. See how long it has been since you stopped talking about cross talk? On stage, you are said to be omnipotent, but when you get off stage everyone knows that you are a big fool when you are famous."
"No, I've never heard of this." Hou Zhen objected immediately, as if refusing to admit it.
"They said it in front of you." Qi Yuncheng turned around and said to Mr. Hou without any courtesy, "Hey, you idiot Hou! Isn't this about you?"
"Nonsense, I'm very smart, my big head is full of wisdom."
Looking at Mr. Hou and the more than a thousand spectators below, Qi Yuncheng was helpless behind the microphone, "In this case, I have to expose you in front of everyone.
Let me tell you this, Lord Marquis’s head was trampled by a pony when he was a child.”
"Hey!" Hou Zhen looked unconcerned and said cheerfully: "Listen to what he said, let the pony step on it. What is the pony? It doesn't matter even if it is stepped on. The pony is born so
Yes, I saw it at the zoo."
"Little hippopotamus!!! How else did this forehead come about?"
One kick in the sky and one on the ground made the audience happy. The key point is that the Marquis's brain really felt like it had been stepped on, which gave him a strong sense of immersion.
"Is that true? You said that? Give it back to a hippopotamus."
"Just because this time, your brain is out of control."
"Why can't it work? Why can't it work? I'm still alive, you know?"
"You still don't believe it. In this case, how about we do a little test? Let everyone see if you are stupid."
After much talk, the two of them were considered to be living together, but Hou Zhen was unwilling, "Why? No, if you want to test me, I agree, but you can't say you test me, we have to be mutual.
Guo Degang has not even graduated from elementary school, and I am a little worried about what kind of apprentices he has trained.
He told me before that he was a college student, but I knew he was an elementary school student just by looking at his size."
Hahahahaha!
The Hou Ye's words suddenly amused the audience, but Qi Yuncheng stood nearby and wondered, this teasing was his job, he measured the work, maybe he would also snatch it away later.
Suddenly, I felt complicated in my heart, but that was the Marquis's style and he continued to speak.
"I'll give you the question first. It's very simple, just one sentence."
"Oh, just one sentence."
"Whatever is too short, remove a piece and make it longer."
Upon hearing this, Hou Zhen looked at Qi Yuncheng and immediately turned back to look at the audience and waved his hands, "There is no need to answer this. You are all knowledgeable people, so this is impossible.
Anyone who has studied physics knows this."
"Why are we so close to physics again?"
"Look!" Hou Zhen made gestures with his hands, "It's already short. It's impossible to take out one piece and make it longer. Look at my coat again. If it's short, shouldn't I add another piece? How come it's longer after removing one piece?"
"Who asked you to take off your coat?"
"Where to go?"
"Take off your legs?"
"Remove the legs?" Hou Zhen lifted up his coat and stared at Qi Yuncheng in disbelief, especially his eyes.
"Yes, you thought the coat was short, so you took off your legs, wouldn't it make it longer?"
"Oh!!" Hou Zhen nodded and kept thinking, "Fortunately, it's a coat. What if my pants are too short? Where can I go?"
Hahahahahaha!
Such a complimenting sentence made the audience burst into laughter.
Even Qi Yuncheng himself is like this, but Luan Yunping can hold back his expression whenever he sees him. The Marquis's big face looks festive no matter where he puts it, so I really don't blame him for laughing.
Besides, I understand everything I want to go to.
After a while, he spoke again.
"Why do I feel that what I say is about to turn into a compliment? It's not your job to tease."
"Then whoever snatches it is the one who gets it."
"Just tell me if you can answer it."
"You're not good at this! You can't even answer a single question from me, so you're not as good as me."
"Then you have one."
Going back and forth, the two people's routine is a bit like guessing lantern riddles, and this is also very suitable for the second half, since it is a Wengui program anyway.
"I'll do it, and I'll talk to you too. I'll make things difficult for you."
Qi Yuncheng looked at the extremely cute Mr. Hou seriously and said, "You can't do anything to me."
Hou Zhen continued to hold his hands, "Listen to me, this...what...you can't see it if you eat it, but you can't eat it if you see it."
"Um???"
A little confused, Qi Yuncheng racked his brains and thought, "What do you mean by this?"
Hou Zhen: “I can’t eat it after seeing it, and I can’t see it after eating it.”
Qi Yuncheng: "That's impossible, there is no such thing."
Hou Zhen: "Yes!"
Qi Yuncheng: "What?"
Hou Zhen: "Big nose!!!"
“Ouch!!!”
As soon as the answer to the riddle came out, Qi Yuncheng and the audience below began to feel sick, but the actor couldn't help it and had to ask again, "Why can't I eat it?"
After saying this, Qi Yuncheng couldn't help but muttered behind the microphone, "What do you think this is?"
"Look at your nose, you have to blow it when it comes out. Can you see it after blowing it here?"
"Saw it!"
"Eat it!!"
"Ha!!" Qi Yuncheng twisted his expression in discomfort.
"You can't eat it."
"What if you can't see it after eating it?"
"Look, you still have this runny nose. If you catch a cold, for example, today Xiao Meng and Meng Hetang have a cold. If your nose is dripping with water, you won't be able to see it if you suck it back."
As he spoke, Hou Zhen put his hands behind his hands and made a few movements to suck his nose back.
And here we come.
Qi Yuncheng was so worried that he almost couldn't help it. It was so disgusting, and the audience was naturally the same. In the end, the former was so funny that he just broke away from the performance and complained.
"Everyone! I'm going to fall second today. Master is afraid that it won't be good if I fall second. Lord Marquis said he can do it before. He's here to take care of the burden. He can help suppress it.
Now I know how to suppress it, this one is disgusting."
The audience was delighted when he said this, and Hou Zhen was very proud, "Look, you can see if you can't eat it, but you can't see if you can eat it!!"
"Okay, Mr. Hou, stop talking. Mr. Yu will be burned to death if he doesn't perm his hair. Is it okay if I perm my hair?"
Hahahahaha!
The theater was filled with laughter again. They often saw Qi Yuncheng harming others. Today, the Marquis really made him uncomfortable, which was very rare.
Hou Zhen finally lit the table and asked again, "I just want to ask if you have eaten it?"
"Eat it." Qi Yuncheng responded with a sigh.
"Did you see that?"
"Didn't see it."
"This is not over yet!!"
"Oh!!" Qi Yuncheng gritted his teeth and held out his thumb, "Our cross talk is so elegant!!!"
"No!"
"Then come back and sniff your nose again."
"No." Hou Zhen shook his head and refused, "I can't stand it if I eat too much!!!"
"Your head is full of snot."
"Don't worry about it, you just didn't say it, and it's much better than taking a piece of it from you. It's still self-inflicted, and we can still have a taste of it."
"It's still salty, I can't say that to you."
There was nothing he could do, so Qi Yuncheng turned around and walked towards the side curtain, but Xiaoyue and the others quickly came out to stop him and sent him back.
Of course, this was done on purpose, and I had lived through it, but I didn't expect it to be so disgusting during the performance.
After returning to the microphone, Qi Yuncheng sighed, "It's the first time that I feel so uncomfortable talking about cross talk. I used to say that cross talk was quite happy."
"Then you haven't met me, do you know that? No matter how happy I am, I will make you uncomfortable."
Hou Zhen thought of something while talking, and pointed to the audience below, "I'm quite civilized. Just now I told you a riddle, and someone down there said shit. Did I hear it? My ears are very good."
"Oh my God, what happened today? Who said that just now? Come on, let me take a look."
Qi Yuncheng's desperate look instantly amused many people, and amidst bursts of laughter, a big brother in the front row actually extended his hand.
Qi Yuncheng looked at it and shook his head, "You are not ashamed, you really dare to raise your hand.
I miss Luan Yunping very much now.
Forget it, let me do another one, pay attention to this..."
The crosstalk can only continue.
But Qi Yuncheng's impression of Mr. Hou is very good, and he is worthy of being from a cross talk family. There is a state and feeling in his bones that makes people happy just watching him.
It has its own personal characteristics.
And just like this, the two people came up with each other's questions, and after about half an hour, they bowed and left the stage.
They can't go beyond that.
Today's bottom is mainly due to Xiaoyue. As for whether the atmosphere has been suppressed or not, it must have been suppressed, but most of it is due to Mr. Hou.
It's really disgusting.
But the audience was happy watching the two actors, so the task was completed.
Then Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue took the stage to finish the last official program of the day.
As soon as they came up and said anything about Mr. Hou during the pre-show, Mr. Hou couldn't hear them. When he went backstage, he just played with his mobile phone. Today he was so relaxed that it was unbelievable.
There is no need to perform a show, and there is no need to go up from time to time like announcing the curtain, which would be a trouble for him.
Qi Yuncheng's words were out of concern for Xiao Meng.
"How's it going? Have you made a call? Look at the time because you got home early and went home to rest."
Zhang Helun nodded, "We're home."
"That's good. It's really uncomfortable to have a cold and a fever during a performance." Qi Yuncheng didn't have any worries anymore and just rested backstage. However, he did not dare to recall the baggage that the Marquis mentioned.
Fortunately, he finally came down. He had been on guard against Mr. Hou's gossip before, but he didn't expect him to find another way.
That's not to say that I won't partner with him more next time, but sometimes when I perform well, he will really make me speechless. Of course, the audience will be happy, and the purpose of cross talk will be achieved.
"Yuncheng, are you wearing long johns?"
Suddenly, Hou Zhen came over with his cell phone and pulled Qi Yuncheng's shoulder.
"It's not happening today. It means the venue and the car are air-conditioned, and there are performances."
"How can that be done? The temperature has dropped a lot in the past few days. Do you want to catch a cold and have a fever like Xiao Meng? You really don't want me to give you two pieces. I just bought them online recently. They are very warm."
"No, no, I'll buy it myself."
Qi Yuncheng shook his head gratefully. A group of them who talked about cross talk could talk about some high-level things when they got off the stage, and that was all normal.
But Hou Zhen refused, "I'll give you two pieces. Don't think I'm fat, but you can wear them, because I had a few pieces that I didn't expect to buy and they were smaller, you know? I don't want to return them either."
Because of feelings, Qi Yuncheng could only agree, otherwise he would have to continue on this topic for a while.
"By the way, Lord Marquis, do you have a favorite store for buying clothes? I'm afraid I won't buy the right ones."
Suddenly Zhang Helun came over and asked. When he asked, Hou Zhen immediately became interested, "I have collected a lot of stores. I will send them to you now. You can choose them by yourself. They are all very good."
"Okay, I just want to buy some recently."
As soon as Zhang Helun arrived, they started talking for a while. Their topic was family affairs, family affairs, and what else could they talk about in cross talk.
But when Xiaoyue and Uncle Sun Yue have finished talking about saving up and returning.
They looked at the time and walked towards the side curtain together.
There were not many people left, because two people had already left, so there were only two pairs of comedians, plus a female host.
And when Yue Yunpeng talked about letting his fellow apprentices and the Marquis come out.
They all hurriedly showed up, but when they arrived on the stage, several of them helped Mr. Hou to the middle of the stage. Mr. Hou was a very funny person.
There's nothing I don't like, except for the bad mouth.
But Hou Zhen quickly pulled them away, "It's a porcelain thing, isn't it? I have to play a game later. I can play after you finish it, you know?"
Yue Yunpeng was extremely happy, perhaps because her special performance was about to be finished, and there were indeed many of her fans below, so she spoke.
"Master Hou, please do one more. The audience likes a few things you said very much."
Hou Zhen stood behind the table, looking as if he hadn't expected it, "You still like this thing? I almost disgusted Yuncheng to death, don't you find it disgusting?"
Don’t be too disgusted, I still have a lot of things that I know from playing on my mobile phone, do you know that I will make you unable to eat for a few days?”