Crosstalk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is set up under the stage Chapter 361 If I Were a Cowherd, I Would Even Want the Queen Mother!
Chapter 361 If I Were a Cowherd, I Would Even Want the Queen Mother!
On the Beizhan stage, Meng Hetang, Zhang Yunlei, Zhang Helun, and Yan Hexiang were talking about the opening cross talk. They are often together and have long been accustomed to performing together.
After all, the first few have the title of the Fourth Young Master of Deyun.
After the performance, Zhang Jiuling and Wang Jiulong from Jiuzi Ke performed "Poetry from Four Directions"
Shaobing, "Writing Couples" by Cao Heyang!
Kong Yunlong, Li Yunjie's "Bell Score"!
One program after another.
Because the box is sealed, today has the most time, with a full four hours of performance time, so nine programs have been planned.
Among these nine, almost many familiar actors have performed, but the ones that the audience is most looking forward to are naturally the ones that are slightly behind.
Qi Yuncheng, Xiaoyue, Teacher Guo and Gao Feng are still second to none.
By the time the show reached the fourth to last episode, more than 2,000 viewers had already entered the most excited state.
"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai"! The performers are Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping!!"
"oh!!!!"
"good!!!"
"Qi Yuncheng, I love you!!"
“Luan 怼怼!!!”
…
The female host announced the curtain and then walked downstairs. The actors were already cheering non-stop.
And when Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping came up together with their coats lifted, the scene was even more lively. There were countless people bringing gifts, large and small.
One after another, even Song Yi was surprised when he saw it, because there were many girls standing in front of him.
No wonder my boyfriend has a room full of those things.
When I was cleaning up that day, I was quite exhausted.
It was hard to get all the gifts up, but there were too many and they were blocked, so the side curtain called a few more people to help carry them down, and it took several rounds before they were finished.
"Thank you everyone! As an actor, I must be happy to see so many beautiful and exquisite gifts, but they are too expensive."
"That's right."
"As for beauty, the female hosts just now are also quite beautiful, and I think they can catch your attention. To be honest." Qi Yuncheng pointed to the direction of the backstage, "Other units have more wolves than meat, but our Deyun
She is like a wolf, but there is no meat."
"What about the host?" Luan Yunping asked.
"The host was rented by us. My master said that anyone who said anything to the host would be fired. I didn't understand until later."
"Understand what."
"These four are my master wives!!"
"If you're celebrating the Chinese New Year, don't spread rumors and say something nice."
Qi Yuncheng thought for a while and said, "Can you tell me something good? Then let me tell you about my master."
"This is okay."
"My master had some problems recently...and passed away!!"
"Don't worry, give me ten seconds." Luan Yunping seemed to have some idea. She stopped on the spot and spoke quickly to the audience below.
"If you have a mobile phone, please take it out and take a picture. We have to record this, because my master will be on the next show, so I can tell him about it then."
After saying a few words, Luan Yunping turned around and looked at her partner and asked, trying to figure out what to say, "What's wrong, Master?"
“You have a great body!!!”
Qi Yuncheng quickly extended a thumbs up to praise, and the audience held up their mobile phones and listened in joy, seeing his desire to survive, but Luan Yunping was a little reluctant and waved her hand.
"No, that's not what you said just now. You said that my master is dead!!!"
"That's what you said!!!" Qi Yun suddenly looked like he was shocked, pointing to the audience's mobile phones, "It's all being recorded down there, you can't run away, Deyun's lover has betrayed you.
What do you think about the Chinese New Year?"
"No! This is not what I said, you said it."
"It's all recorded."
Luan Yunping had no choice but to hold on to the table with both hands and had no choice but to change her words, "Can I record a story about Uncle Yu's death?"
"Then you are really Master's beloved disciple!"
Hahahahaha!
At this moment, the audience was completely amused by the other side of Captain Luan.
"He is indeed a beloved disciple. No wonder Teacher Guo loves me so much."
"After working together for two years, Captain Luan has been completely assimilated by Qi Yuncheng. This pairing is so fun."
"As for the routine, Qi Yuncheng has to come, Captain Luan is jumping into the pit on his own."
…
Amid laughter, Luan Yunping was helpless, "Should we talk about cross talk anymore?"
"Tell me! You can't say too much during the Chinese New Year? Tell me about you."
"What do I have to say."
"People are very kind, especially those who grew up together. You have to think about whether it is appropriate to play with others. Luan Yunping is different. We are more like brothers."
Luan Yunping nodded and affirmed, "We have friendship."
"Backstage, sometimes when Deyun Little Theater performs, he gets hungry and what can he eat backstage? Let's order a bowl of beef noodles from the small restaurant next to him."
"I love eating this."
"It's steaming hot. Here's the beef noodles." Qi Yuncheng turned around and gestured to the table, "He picked up his chopsticks and hadn't eaten yet. When he saw me coming in, he put down his chopsticks. Come on, have some."
"Yes, you take a bite first." Luan Yunping added generously.
"Of course a bowl of noodles is not worth anything, just because of this feeling. He used to smoke and drink, and when he saw his uncle, he followed suit: Come on, have a smoke.
I quickly said, what am I going to take? I don’t know how to smoke.
But he still gives in every time.”
"yes!"
"Drink beer to relieve the heat in the summer. I just opened it." Qi Yuncheng made a gesture of picking up the bottle with both hands. He reached out and handed it out since he got up late. "Here, you drink first."
"It's hot so I need a bite." Luan Yunping kept talking.
"No need, I don't like to drink. Anyway, Luan Yunping is the only one. In those years, I remember entering the theater and opening the door, and he and his girlfriend were eating.
Saw me.
Have a bite."
"Just take a bite of whatever you want. Is this Rang's business?" Luan Yunping opened her eyes and took a breath.
Qi Yuncheng spread his hands with a helpless expression, "I had not been in love at that time. My face turned red when I said it. I had no choice but to take a bite."
"Fuck you."
Hahahahaha!
More than two thousand people burst into laughter. When Qi Yuncheng turned his attention to the front row, he found that his girlfriend was also like this. Because of the cross talk and reality, she could still separate.
He spoke again after a while.
"I was young at that time, and no one was seventeen or eighteen, but then I told him not to be like this, don't be so intimate with him, there are so many people watching.
We talked about it several times and then changed the place.”
Qi Yuncheng looked at both sides of the stage as he spoke, "The entry door, the end door, the one on the side curtain, that is, the cloth, he and his girlfriend were wrapped in it and chewing on it.
But everyone, you think we will finally have time to start the show."
"right."
"Luan Yunping came here at about three o'clock in the afternoon. We have to start the show at 7:30 in the evening. No matter what, we have to tear this cloth apart."
"Huo oh, how long do I need? Aren't you hypoxic?" Luan Yunping complained in shock.
Qi Yuncheng ignored his words and looked at the audience and continued: "Our host tore the cloth open with a bang, and the two of us were exposed. He was also ashamed, it's not me, it's not me, I am Qi Yuncheng!"
"What a mess! You're just thinking about it, right?"
"That's what I meant. It was good in the end. The two of them got married. I hope all lovers in the world will eventually get married. Don't miss your marriage because it was decided in your previous life."
"Thank you."
"I have a special characteristic. I feel happy when someone gets married or something. For example, if someone gets married and invites me to come and cheer them up, it doesn't matter how busy they are."
Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand to Luan Yunping, "I happened to be outside when he was getting married, but I came and took the car overnight."
"Oh, it's too busy."
"Just to attend your wedding, I will write the inscription first before entering."
"Still writing?"
"You have a lot of literati coming to your wedding, so I have to write about it too."
"What to write?"
Qi Yuncheng took out his fan and shook it a few times, "I wish Comrade Luan Yunping's wedding a better one."
"How many times do I plan to do it? It will get better and better."
As soon as he said it, bursts of laughter floated out from below.
The audience had a great time.
There were also many actors standing in the side scenes, especially Yue Yunpeng. The next thing he did was to take off his mandarin jacket. He came over wearing a mandarin jacket to watch his senior brother's performance, which could relieve his own nervousness.
After all, if Master wants to praise him, he has to say yes.
However, Guo Degang also comes to visit from time to time, not to see Qi Yuncheng, so there is no need to worry about his cross talk, but mainly to visit his daughter and in-laws.
Yue Yunpeng also noticed this and asked in a low voice, "Master, sister-in-law and the others are here too?"
"Of course, we are engaged."
"Really? Then the suits made at Deyunhuafu are now useful again. I, Shaobing, Luan Yunping, Xiao Zhuan'er, Cao Heyang, Yan Hexiang and others have made twenty or thirty suits together."
Yue Yunpeng must be happy, but Guo Degang knocked him on the head and said, "Think about your performance first, Yuncheng's wedding is still early."
"Um."
Touching his head, Yue Yunpeng continued to watch his senior brother's performance, and at the same time figured that he would have to spread the news later.
At this time, Qi Yuncheng continued to perform on the stage.
"I've only participated three or four times."
Luan Yunping: "Yes, I will become more and more experienced later on."
"That's what I mean. He asked me for a wedding, and I was particularly willing to go. For a funeral, I was not willing to go. I felt conflicted about who was dead and who would attend the funeral.
But if it’s Master’s funeral, I still have to go.”
"What's going on?"
"I have to see if it's true."
"Okay! I hate you so much."
"What does it mean to be mad at hatred? My master, Chicken Thief, is in good health. He uses this method to inspire some rebellious actors. In short, I am very willing to be involved in these happy things during the Chinese New Year."
"Yes, you are happy."
"Especially why do viewers of Chinese TV dramas hope for a happy ending in the end?"
"This is what people want."
"All these folk legends and traditional stories in our country actually have happy endings, and they are all based on the psychology of the common people."
"right."
"I also like to study this. There are four major folk legends. Do you know them all?"
"Not sure."
"Look!" Qi Yuncheng counted on his fingers behind the microphone, "Meng Jiangnu, Cowherd and Weaver Girl, The Legend of White Snake, Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai, we all know this."
"That's true."
"Meng Jiangnu, folk legend, Meng Jiangnu cried down the Great Wall! The Legend of the White Snake, everyone is more familiar with this, I won't go into details. The white snake accidentally revealed its true form. Xu Xian was scared to death when he saw it, and then the white snake stole the fairy grass to save his life.
However, there are still gaps in the couple's life.
Later, White Snake and Xiao Qing made a buckle. One day during dinner, Xiao Qing went to the kitchen to serve soup and shouted: "This is amazing!!"
"What's wrong?"
"I saw a big long worm! Xu Xian saw it again when he looked at it. He and the white snake couple ran to the kitchen. The white snake pointed at it with a sword. The snake dropped a white handkerchief, so as to clear up the suspicion."
"right."
"Langjun!" Qi Yuncheng handed over the handkerchief with both hands, "Now you will believe that I am not a big worm.
Oops, Xu Xian was very emotional, madam, I know you are not a fairy, you are a magician!!"
Hahahahaha!
After swearing, Luan Yunping and the audience were all happy.
"What a mess this is."
"It's folklore."
"Legend has it that there are also tricks and foul language."
"Do you know about the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl?"
"This is familiar."
"The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother also had nothing to do and gave birth to seven daughters."
"You just have children in your free time?"
"The gods have their own fun, and then the seven girls went down to take a bath. While they were taking a bath, a cowherd came. What does a cowherd do? He is the one who stands in front of the nightclub sometimes at night."
"Stop talking about you." Luan Yunping waved her hand.
"Keep everything in order, and then..."
"Not that Cowherd."
"No? I look like I have a perm on my head. I feel good smoking. No wonder I can make a fortune and open a racecourse. I finally found the root of it."
Finished speaking.
There was a roar of cheers from the audience below.
Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping couldn't help laughing when they looked at each other, and the audience even more so because they knew who they were talking about.
"You'd better know it by the word?"
Luan Yunping: "Who said this? Besides, I don't have the words to say it."
Qi Yuncheng: "Then I don't have anything. Don't make trouble, they have already spent money."
Luan Yunping: "Who is making trouble with whom?"
The two of them were joking and talking happily behind the microphone, and they were really happy. They entered a better state of today's sealing atmosphere, otherwise these gossips would not have happened.
"Look, you were the one who stirred up the whole thing. You forgot everything you said. Let's start over. The four female hosts just now are all my wives."
"Where did you come from? It's too far around." Luan Yunping pulled her, and there were bursts of laughter below.
"It doesn't matter where you come from. If you try to speak more and don't let my master and uncle come on stage, then I will consider it a success in sealing the box today."
"Yes." Luan Yunping smiled and nodded, "Then you really sealed the box."
"In the end, the Cowherd took away all the seven Weaver Girls."
"Wait a minute, not seven, seventh."
Qi Yuncheng frowned and clasped his hands in confusion, "Is that so? I thought the Queen Mother was so angry that she took away all seven of them."
"Good guy, that's what you thought."
"That's what she thinks of me."
"What if it were you?"
"I even want the Queen Mother."
"Hoo!!!" Luan Yunping used her voice to dig out the baggage, in order to give an emotion so that the audience could feel it.
After reading it out, there was indeed a lot of laughter.
Qi Yuncheng continued: "Finally, the couple meet once every July 7, and then there is the fourth story, Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai.
This is a story from the Eastern Jin Dynasty. Zhu Yingtai was a girl and Liang Shanbo was a young man. They met when they went to school together. But Zhu Yingtai behaved like a boy. When asked what your name was, he was told,
My name is Liang Shanbo. Come to our place. We have one hundred and eight heroes. My eldest brother’s name is Song Jiang.”
"I've never heard of it. Why do you always talk about chaos? It's called Liangshanbo."
"The two of us were fine anyway. Later, Zhu Yingtai used various metaphors to say that the two of us became a couple, but she appeared as a man. Liang Shanbo didn't agree. When he learned the news later, he went to his house to propose marriage.
I found out it was too late."
"how?"
"Because she had been betrothed to the son of the local governor, Liang Shanbo fell ill when he found out about her return. Zhu Yingtai wrote him a letter and sent it back, but he died later.
On my wedding day, I had to ask the sedan to pass by Liang Shanbo's grave just to take a look.
After that, the tomb was opened, and sparks were popping out from inside."
Luan Yunping: "Huh?"
Qi Yuncheng: "Zhu Yingtai was wondering, is there oil in it?"
Luan Yunping: "What's this mess? Zhu Yingtai is a well digger, right?"
Qi Yuncheng: "Zhu Yingtai was very anxious when he saw it, and jumped in with a plop."
Luan Yunping: "That's still oil."
Qi Yuncheng: "The tomb was closed, and then two fluttering moths came out."
Luan Yunping: "How disgusting, that's called a butterfly."
Qi Yuncheng: "As for the two butterflies, they are still leopard print."
Luan Yunping stretched out two fingers speechlessly, "What's wrong with the two pants coming out? Did they take them off inside?"
"It's a happy ending. I lived a happy and happy life in it."
"What is this?"
"In short, we are not a couple in life, but we are a couple in death, singing and dancing in the sky. However, we say it is not lively. To be lively, we must sing. We use various singing and folk arts to perform the story of Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai."
"Then come here."
…
…
Continuing on, Qi Yuncheng performed the singing of Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai in various styles and folk arts. After singing for a while, when it came to Ping Opera, the two began to divide their roles.
"Please cooperate. I will play Zhu Yingtai and you will play Liang Shanbo."
"Can."
"At this moment, you are already lying on the hospital bed and dying, but if you die like you, you will have to cover yourself with a piece of cloth."
As he spoke, Qi Yuncheng picked up the big white handkerchief on the table and said, "I'm here to cover you up. You don't even have to do anything. How big is your identity?"
"What kind of identity is this?"
"After you cover it, you will cry whenever I sing."
"I can't cry, I can't cry for anything."
"Come on, try it."
With a white handkerchief in her hand, Luan Yunping's head was the same as a red wedding hijab, but it was white, so the audience couldn't help but wonder how "joyful" it was when they saw it.
After it's done.
Qi Yuncheng turned to look at the audience, "Let me introduce this story first. These are the four major folk legends. The first one is called Meng Jiangnu."
"Let's start again? I'm almost suffocated." Luan Yunping took off her white hijab and complained.
"It's very rejuvenating after death."
"I've never heard of it, you have to sing it."
"Cover it up again. I made it a matching tone first, and then a dark panel."
Staring at his partner's white hijab again, Qi Yuncheng looked at it with a smile, "Be careful, don't let supernatural phenomena appear on the stage. Forget it, let's sing first. The first one is in tune with Ping Opera."
It can be said that it’s Brother Shanbo, Brother Shanbo~~ I’ve hurt you, little sister~~”
After singing about two lines, the audience suddenly became more and more happy. Qi Yuncheng didn't know what was going on. When he looked back, he found that Luan Yunping had been blowing air when her head was covered, so the white hijab floated up from time to time.
Without saying anything, Qi Yuncheng picked up his fan and hit him.
Luan Yunping quickly pulled off the white hijab, "What's wrong with you? Why are you beating me?"
"Where's your charlatan?"
"I'm telling you I'm suffocating."
"You're breathing well. Who can bear this? It's so late at night, the good guy just put the dead body in the pot and boiled it, you know?"
"Sing quickly."
"You must cry!"
"impossible."
"Zhu Yingtai wrote with tears streaming down her cheeks. I shed a few tears. I remember when I was studying in Hangzhou for three years. You were kind and I loved our childhood sweethearts. I heard that Brother Shanbo was seriously ill.
…
…”
Sing one sentence at a time.
This time, Luan Yunping, who was covered with a hijab, stopped blowing, but from time to time she raised her head and peeked at Qi Yuncheng. Qi Yuncheng hurriedly hit him while singing. After the blow, Luan Yunping turned her head around with the white hijab on her head, but after passing
After a while it started blowing again.
Because he sang for too long and couldn't hold it in any longer, Qi Yuncheng stamped his foot at the end, and Luan Yunping was suddenly startled, which made the audience burst into laughter.
When the audience laughed, Luan Yunping took off her white hijab and cried while leaning on the table.
"Ouch! Ouch!!"
"Why are you crying?" Qi Yuncheng stopped singing and asked.
"You stomped on my feet!!"
…
Peng Ke's voice fell.
After the two performed, they bowed and left the stage with smiles on their faces.
The audience below were laughing loudly, and nothing else. They were all laughing at the beginning and when Luan Yunping put on the white hijab.
So when it was over, I shouted out my excitement.
"Hahaha! This kick is really a close partner."
"good!!!!"
"Qi Yuncheng, Luan Yunping love you so much!!"
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
Amid the excitement of the audience, Guo Degang, Yu Qian, and Yue Yunpeng were already waiting at the side curtains.
After seeing them finish their performance, Yu Qiandu sighed: "The two of them are becoming more and more intimate. It seems that it is right to participate in less things. The control of the venue and the performance of the show are very good."
Guo Degang had to admit that there was really progress year by year, both Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping had made a lot of improvements.
Yue Yunpeng stood aside and said nothing. The atmosphere below made it difficult for him to pass, but fortunately it was a cross talk between three people, with master and uncle supporting him.
After a little tidying up the beautiful black mandarin jacket.
The host went out to announce the curtain.
"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Mandarin Jacket"! The performers are Yue Yunpeng, Guo Degang, and Yu Qian!!"