Looking at Song Yi anxiously opening the household registration book, Qi Yuncheng vaguely discovered a fact, "You married me because you were thinking about this information, right? Where are you from? I'm starting to be afraid of you."
"You've watched too many movies. Could it be possible that you still like my role-playing? I've never acted as an agent."
While complaining to himself, Song Yi took the household registration book and kept turning the pages. He saw the page of her boyfriend. Although she knew all the information, she took a good look at it. It was out of curiosity.
Next is Teacher Guo's page. When I saw and stared at the height, my expression felt a little strange, "On the Internet, it was said that Teacher Guo is 1.67 meters tall. I thought the difference was only a few centimeters at most, but I didn't expect him to be so much shorter."
"Tsk!" Qi Yuncheng clicked his tongue, "So, Agent Song, are there any benefits to you knowing this?"
"No, no, I was wrong. The more you know, the sooner you will die."
After returning the household registration book, Song Yi sat obediently in the passenger seat and did not dare to move. Seeing her like that, Qi Yuncheng didn't know what was in her head, so he had to drive home first.
After returning, it will naturally take a few days to get the certificate.
In the past few days, Song Yi chose a lot of clothes, because when taking pictures, she needs to dress neatly, especially in winter, so she doesn't need a thin white gauze skirt, otherwise she will freeze to death there.
So I chose a white sweater and a long skirt for the skirt. Qi Yuncheng looked at it and it looked pretty good. The waistline was relatively high and the legs looked long, so it was very suitable.
In addition, the veil, shoes and earrings must be well prepared.
Men are not so particular about it, but in order to match it with girls, they mainly use white, which will look more coordinated.
After the costumes are ready, the Lantern Festival will be held in a few days.
The day comes.
The family went very early because they knew that many couples would come to register, so they rushed to catch the first batch, but when they arrived, they still saw a lot of people.
There were even many paparazzi coming outside, but that was far from important. It was impossible for paparazzi to go inside and take pictures.
Therefore, the process of getting the certificate between two people is almost uninterrupted by anyone.
The first thing you need to do when entering is to submit information and fill in the application form. After the application is completed, it will be reviewed, and after the review is completed, you will be registered.
This process also includes a lot of things, such as questioning or premarital examination, which all take time. Anyway, most of them are Qi Yuncheng and Song Yi sitting together to fill out forms and press fingerprints.
After the book came out, the two people were led by the staff to the podium covered with flowers where the oath was read out.
When he arrived, Song Yi quickly put down the coat Qi Yuncheng put on him, then picked up the veil and said, "Put it on for me."
"Um."
Although the wedding has not yet been held, the veil is also needed now.
When they went up to say the vows, Mistress Wang Hui, Father Song, and Mother Song were all recording with their mobile phones below, and their inner joy was almost overwhelming.
Not only them, the person involved is happier than them.
Especially after receiving the certificate, Song Yi stood aside and kept looking at Qi Yuncheng.
Qi Yuncheng turned his head and said, "Don't look at me, can you read the lyrics?"
"oh?"
After agreeing, Song Yi suppressed a smile and fixed his gaze on the oath book the two of them held together, "We volunteer..."
"Two people read it together."
"oh."
Down below, Song's father and Song's mother were a little speechless when they saw their daughter, and they both kept laughing.
Wang Hui looked at the two of them with the camera at this time, "Come again, I'll count one, two, three! One, two, three, start!"
Qi Yuncheng and Song Yi: "We have voluntarily become husband and wife. From today on, we will jointly shoulder the responsibilities and obligations entrusted to us by marriage. We should be filial to our parents and teach our children, respect each other, love each other, trust each other, encourage each other, understand each other, give in to each other, and love each other for the rest of our lives!!
From now on, no matter good times or bad, rich or poor, healthy or sick, young or old, we will stand together through thick and thin, share joys and sorrows and become lifelong partners.
We must stick to today's oath, and we will definitely be able to stick to today's oath.
Deponent!
Qi Yuncheng!Song Yi!!!"
"good!!!"
There were only a few of them in the place where the oath was taken, but Master Wang Hui and Father Song and Mother Song kept applauding and were happy after hearing it.
Song Yi took Qi Yuncheng and ran down instantly to hug them all.
Because I finally got married on this day, I kept resisting the urge to cry, and my eyes were full of tears, even though they had already started when I was reading.
"You are finally married, and we can worry less about it in the future." Song's father looked at his daughter and said.
Mother Song said: "Let's go, my dear, get ready to go home."
"Um!"
At this time, Qi Yuncheng and his wife looked at each other. After looking at each other, they didn't say anything. They both smiled. However, the former slowly put his clothes back on. It was still very cold today.
Although there is air conditioning inside, we will be leaving soon.
But when they were about to go out, Wang Hui came over first and put masks on Qi Yuncheng and his daughter hand in hand. "Cover it up a little. There are a lot of people outside. I don't know how the news spread so fast."
After doing a little disguise.
Only then did a few people leave the place where the marriage was registered. At first, Qi Yuncheng really didn't pay much attention, thinking that there would only be a dozen paparazzi at most.
But as soon as I went out, not only the paparazzi and reporters, but also many passers-by gathered around to watch, hundreds of them.
And let them see Qi Yuncheng leading a girl out.
The crowd began to get restless.
There was even shouting.
"Is it really Qi Yuncheng? Why did he get married suddenly!!!"
"Who is the girl holding my hand? She looks so happy."
"Wow!!! Qi Yuncheng, I wish you a happy wedding."
"Ah!! I'm so envious. The girl who has been led by Qi Yuncheng is so happy, but this girl also feels very beautiful."
"Master's wife is here too. It seems like she's really convinced."
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The crowd of passers-by watching was really something they didn't expect, so the master's wife and them kept giving wedding candies all the way out.
Even Song Yi is coming along, but she always wears a mask so she won't be recognized.
After giving them, a group of them finally got into a nearby car.
"I guess there will be reports tomorrow, but I don't know if it will be popular." Wang Hui muttered after getting in the car.
"I'm not a singer or star, so popularity doesn't really matter to me. I'm not a cross talk artist."
"It's good to have this awareness. If my daughter is a little angry with you in the future, don't blame me."
"Don't worry."
The car started and the whole family hurried back.
But the mistress couldn't stay long. Today, when she unpacked the boxes, there was another dinner party at Guo's restaurant. She needed to make arrangements, so Song's father and Song's mother followed them back home.
"Come, let me see."
After arriving home, Song's mother asked for the marriage certificates of her two children, and then placed them on the coffee table. "After all, it looks better to get married now. It's much more refined than ours."
"Who says it isn't?"
Song Yi came back with a smile on his face and took a lot of photos with his mobile phone, but Song's father sighed the next second.
"It's pretty quick. It's a happy event to receive the certificate, but your mother and I have to go back tomorrow."
"Ah? So soon? How many days has it been?"
"Nonsense, we don't go to work? You will have to live here when you get married, but we can rest assured that Yuncheng can take care of you."
Her father's words made Song Yi understand another feeling of getting married. Although she was happy to be with the person she liked, she was indeed married far away because her parents lived too far away.
"I will take Song Yi back often." Qi Yuncheng interjected.
"Well! We are enjoying the blessings of being with our daughter. It is the first time in our lives that we have met Teacher Guo and the others at such a close distance and we are like in-laws."
"Then we can watch the show together tonight?" Song Yi asked curiously.
"Of course I'm going to see it. I'll leave tomorrow."
A few people chatted for a while and settled down at home for the time being. Then it was time to cook. After all, they had been busy all morning before leaving.
In the afternoon, the time passed quickly, just wandering around and then heading north to open the box in the evening.
This unboxing was also extremely lively. Needless to say, the audience, especially the actors, all knew that Qi Yuncheng had gone to collect the certificate, gossiped a lot, and even ate a lot of candies.
But when it came to the opening moment, everyone was hurriedly preparing to go out to show off. Xiao Yue felt a little uncomfortable because he choked on the gummy candy, which was the kind he ate the most and stuffed in his mouth.
Finally, when it was time to sing the song, I managed to slow down.
After the opening song was finished, Qi Yuncheng was still in the back, so he rested backstage while others were performing.
"Come, Master, let me take a look."
Guo Degang called his child with a smile on his face. As soon as he called, Shaobing, Xiao Yue, Kong Yunlong, Xiao Zhuan'er, Dalin and others all gathered around, including Yu Qian who also took a second look.
It's not that I've never seen a marriage certificate, but I've never seen Qi Yuncheng's marriage certificate, so I'm curious.
Qi Yuncheng naturally took him with him. After all, the master was busy and didn't go to see him today.
The moment he opened it, Yue Yunpeng said with candy in his mouth: "Brother and sister-in-law both look good, have they been repaired?"
"If you can speak, just say more." Kong Yunlong gave Xiaoyue a backing from the side.
Yue Yunpeng was still aggrieved, "My wife and I just had their marriage certificate approved, and they gave me a lot of money."
"That's because your big face cost the staff a whole day."
Guo De just looked at Yuncheng's marriage certificate and subconsciously scolded Xiao Yue, but everyone else was happy. Dalin even slapped his brother-in-law's face in the face. He usually liked this.
Who told him to have a big face?
But I am indeed happy.
Then Guo Degang returned the marriage certificate.
"I've always thought about such a day, but I didn't expect it to actually come. It's like a dream. The wedding is next, what are you going to do?"
"There hasn't been any discussion yet. The master's wife said that she has taken care of it. I think it's too troublesome for her and I plan to plan it myself."
"Plan it yourself? Do you have experience?"
"No?"
"That's it." Guo Degang complained, as if he had already sided with his wife, "Let your wife come. She was very happy. When she left in the morning, she was extremely excited.
If I told you to handle it by yourself, believe it or not, your wife would still be worried."
Yu Qian kept nodding as he heard this, "Yes, you have no experience, just let the elders do it."
"All right."
Qi Yuncheng could only compromise, otherwise he would still need help.
However, when he saw the marriage certificate, Guo Deggang frowned and swatted away all the children around him like a fly. "Good guy, why can't I breathe? How many people have come over? Just wait and see."
After being bombarded, the rest of the people dispersed.
Xiao Yueyue, Shaobing and the others quickly grabbed a handful more candies placed beside the master and uncle and left.
Afterwards, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping had a simple duel. After the duel was completed, they began to go on stage. Once on stage, it was like sealing a box. There were still many people shouting, making noise, and giving gifts.
But when I was receiving the gift, perhaps because the Internet spread too quickly, a girl shouted directly from the side of the stage.
"Qi Yuncheng, I wish you a happy wedding!!!"
There was no microphone, but the girl's voice was very high-pitched and she made a loud noise. Regardless of whether the audience understood it or not, they all started to make a fuss.
As for Song Yi, who was sitting in the front row, she was a little dumbfounded because Qi Yuncheng was not marrying her.
After returning to the table with the gift, Luan Yunping communicated with her partner through eyes to confirm, and then slowly explained to the audience.
"Everyone, please be quiet for a moment. I can't say much about what happened. It seems that Yuncheng and his girlfriend went to get the certificate today."
"Why don't you say more?" After Qi Yuncheng complained, the theater suddenly became noisy again. Like the waves, the shouts continued to pile up.
Qi Yuncheng spoke again, "After the show ended today, I left a little late and prepared some things."
"good!!!"
There were screams again and again, and the Beizhan Theater was almost on the verge of breaking out.
It's just that some viewers can't believe this news, because Qi Yuncheng protects his girlfriend very well, and he doesn't even know if he has a girlfriend. Now that he's married, it's really unexpected.
However, he is different from those people who rely on their reputation for a living. Marriage and the like have no impact on him at all.
Take a breath.
Qi Yuncheng adjusted the microphone, and after the voice became quieter, he had to prepare to talk about cross talk. After all, he only had so much time.
"You have to talk about cross talk, otherwise you will be fined for opening the box."
"As long as it doesn't time out." Luan Yunping also returned to performing mode to add.
"It was because I received my certificate today that I discovered that the group of actors backstage had not left and were just joining in the fun."
"We're all curious."
"It's actually a good thing they didn't escape. You haven't met my uncle yet?"
"Uncle?" Luan Yunping asked in confusion.
"It's not Uncle Yu Qianyu. My uncle over there is not only not popular, but also bad. Because he is not doing his job all day long. The gangsters like Deyun even come on stage to talk about cross talk, but he does nothing.
.”
"You're scolding both sides."
"I often persuaded him to let the fight be peaceful." Qi Yuncheng turned to one side and said sincerely, "Uncle, don't do this.
My uncle is still angry, do you care about me? I am a Taoist? If you have something to do in the future, I will make peace with you. I am alive and happy in this life."
"Yeah?"
"Don't keep looking up. If you have something to do, look down."
"Why are you looking down?" Luan Yunping asked curiously.
"Did you lose money in your business? Then there is someone who jumped off a building. Compared with him, you are very happy."
"Too."
"You are so angry that you have given birth to a daughter. There are still children who don't have children."
Luan Yunping nodded repeatedly as she listened, "Yes!"
"You are unemployed, but there are still people in Deyun Club who have lost their virginity."
Luan Yunping was confused for a moment and stretched out her hand to stop, "There is nothing special about this at all, but there are a lot of big men in De Yun, who can lose his virginity."
"Yue Yunpeng!"
"Yue Yunpeng? How did he lose his virginity?"
"I had a hemorrhoid surgery during the Chinese New Year."
"Hey! That's not called losing one's virginity."
"And your wife doesn't want you anymore."
"Um."
"She doesn't want me either..."
"Fuck you."
Ha ha ha ha!
Xu~~
Amid the laughter and jeers, Luan Yunping waved her hand and said, "What does this have to do with you?"
"Anyway, I think it makes sense, and the uncle also asked me to learn from him, but I am also afraid, because doing things is immoral, and I can't stand ghosts, gods, etc."
"What did your uncle say?"
Qi Yuncheng waved his hand, "Children, don't believe that. When people do good things, they always want the ghosts and gods to know, and when they do bad things, they always think the ghosts and gods don't know. We make it too difficult for the ghosts."
"It makes sense."
"So be happy and be a gangster."
"Never heard of it."
"Hiss!" Qi Yuncheng took a breath of air from behind the microphone, "I think my uncle is right. Anyway, I think being the president in this life is enough for me."
"Don't worry, there's no chance at all." Luan Yunping waved her hands in disgust.
"Then I might as well walk another path with my uncle."
"What road?"
Qi Yuncheng was a little shy for a moment, "You have to force me to say it, but I can't say it. I'm afraid they will arrest me if I say it. I...I am a gangster!!! Everyone, I can't say it."
"I haven't said it yet, but you already shouted it out."
"If you have something to do in the future, you will have to use me. I am from the underworld. Look at how dark I am dressed."
Qi Yuncheng gestured at the clothes, and Luan Yunping suddenly thought of something. She immediately broke away from the original words, pointed to the backstage and said: "The master and uncle in the backstage are wearing darker clothes."
After he left, could Qi Yuncheng continue to say the original story? He immediately patted his chest and said, "Those are my eldest brother and sister-in-law from the underworld!"
Ha ha ha ha!
A smash hit came to the scene, and the audience was full of joy.
Sometimes in cross talk, the performance after the performance is better than the dialogue. Luan Yunping was also happy, and then answered, "I won't talk about seniority for now, why is there such a thing as a sister-in-law?"
Qi Yuncheng: "The flower rolls permed on your head look so pretty."
Luan Yunping: "What Hanamaki? Are you hungry?"
Qi Yuncheng: "Are you hungry? I'll treat you to a meal. Some coriander, some green pepper shreds, some tiger cabbage."
Leng Buding saw that his partner was about to announce the name of the dish, and Luan Yunping said, "Can you just follow the words?"
"Nonsense, did you follow what I said? I'm thinking that there was a man from Jianghu in the Song Dynasty. His surname was Miao, his name was Xun Guangyi, and when he didn't meet him, he built a hexagram shed next to the Sajin Bridge..."
"Eight screens, right?"
"I can also come with the geographical map! Take Qinghe, Shahe, Changping County, Nankou, Qinglongqiao, Kangzhuangzi, Huailai, Shacheng, Baoan, Xiahuayuan, Xinzhuangzi..."
For a moment, Luan Yunping regretted what she had just said, and looked helplessly at the audience: "You can listen to three crosstalks for one price."