Crosstalk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is set up under the stage Chapter 367 Husband, I Want to Have an In-depth Communication with You!
Chapter 367 Husband, I Want to Have an In-depth Communication with You!
"Don't wash yourself red!"
"The Legend of White Snake!"
"Call Xiaofan!"
"The truth!"
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When Qi Yuncheng asked on the stage, the audience shouted out one after another below.
There are all kinds of songs.
When a word is clearly heard.
Qi Yuncheng held the microphone in a dilemma, "There's a song called "The Truth" below. It was sung by my master. I really can't come. Because I got the certificate today and I have to ask them for a red envelope.
If you sing it now, it would be a little embarrassing, you know?"
Hearing the word "embarrassment", the audience's faces were filled with smiles, and the old couple had nothing to say.
But suddenly someone thought of something and shouted below, "Can you give me some energy on Xiao Yueyue's face?"
"What, measure Xiaoyue's face? What do you think? Are you not curious? You can be curious about my master's height.
I really saw it in the household registration book.
You know, he’s definitely done it today.”
Guo Degang: "Shut up!!!"
Ha ha ha ha!
As soon as Qi Yuncheng broke the news, everyone on and off the stage was happy, but since Yue Yunpeng's face was mentioned, it must come up.
Shaobing, Xiaosi was the first to do it, and dragged Yue Yunpeng over. Guo Degang looked at Yue Yunpeng who was coming up and waved his hand, "We don't know how big his face is. Anyway, he is 2 feet 5 in waistband."
"Does it have to be measured?" Xiaoyue was aggrieved as he was being held up.
"Everyone, we have really never measured it. We don't have a suitable ruler to measure it now." Qi Yuncheng was happy and asked downwards, "Who has a ruler at the scene? According to Xiaoyue's dream, do you have one? Huo oh, there really is one, you guys come in
Why are you wearing this while listening to cross talk? What are you doing!
Are you alone?"
"Yes!" A fat brother quickly came over with something.
"Then it seems that the other two thousand or so are all shameless people!"
A homophonic joke, Qi Yuncheng held a ruler and handed it to the master amidst some laughter, but this ruler was not a hard ruler, but a rope ruler like measuring the waist of trousers. When he saw the master coming, Yue Yunpeng wanted to cry and said something.
"There's no way to measure your face in crosstalk. Oh my God, how can I perform next time?"
"Measure just one thing, where does all the nonsense come from?" Guo Degang, who got the ruler, was also very curious and put it on Yue Yunpeng's head without saying anything, but was immediately corrected by Qi Yuncheng.
"Master, that is the circumference. The circumference divided by π is the diameter."
"Really? If you have graduated from elementary school, come on."
Taking back the ruler again, Qi Yuncheng walked up to Yue Yunpeng's big face, pinched it from left to right and handed it to the master. Guo Degang frowned and looked at it, "Hey, sixteen meters thick?"
Yu Qian: "Huo oh, what's wrong with the city wall?"
"Okay, this can be considered a case solved. It has been hidden from us for many years. But let us keep this ruler as a souvenir, because Yue Yunpeng is dirty after using it, and I am really embarrassed to return it to you."
A series of tinkering is completed.
Yue Yunpeng stepped back, and Qi Yuncheng finally started to do his own thing, "After Xiao Yue has finished measuring, it's my turn. Depending on the atmosphere, I'll play "The Truth"!"
This time Guo Degang didn't say anything but kicked him. The audience couldn't bear it. Qi Yuncheng had no choice but to avoid it and then slowly came back.
"This is all a joke, Master. The main reason is that I hope you can do it together."
"You are still thinking of me, why are you singing?" Guo Degang held a folding fan beside him and listened carefully to the child's words.
"Sing Qin Qiong and watch the formation, you come first."
"Okay! Wait for me! I don't know why I need to light the lamp!!!!!!!"
Qi Yuncheng spoke in a high-pitched voice in one breath. He stood between the old couple and held on to the table.
"Come here!" Guo Degang teased his apprentice.
"You really think I can't sing, do you? Whoever can't sing is the eggplant!! What kind of sutras are you reciting if you are not filial to your parents!!!!"
A high octave Qi Yuncheng burst out, and there was a burst of applause from below.
After the applause, Qi Yuncheng quickly patted the uncle and said, "Uncle, it's your turn."
"(Broken sound) Beat the monk and curse..." Yu Qian, who was singing, suddenly reacted and said, "What the hell, it's my turn!!"
Hahahahaha!
The three people worked together to create the baggage, and there was laughter one after another. The performance was out of the box. It was a happy and lively performance, and they were proud to be able to hear the audience's laughter.
Especially when Qi Yuncheng's eyes fell on a girl in the front row who was laughing so hard, his eyes softened a lot, and then he stopped making trouble and started to talk to the master seriously.
After coming.
Guo Degang called other children over to talk and perform something.
Again, you have to give other actors room to show off.
When the time came to an end, the unpacking of the Beizhan Theater was completed, and the audience began to slowly leave.
But the actors couldn't leave yet, because the master's wife had already prepared a dinner party at Guojiacai, and this time Song Yi and her parents went.
I am leaving tomorrow, and I am definitely still a little reluctant to part with my daughter, but what I am more concerned about is the wedding of the young couple. I have received the certificates and the wedding will be soon.
When talking about this, Wang Hui also reassured them that she would take care of the whole process. After all, she had arranged weddings for children countless times as a mistress. If Deyun said that she was not familiar with it, there was probably no one who was familiar with it.
In this way, Guo's cuisine was lively all night long.
However, Qi Yuncheng still didn't drink. He had to drive back in the evening, and when he got home, it was already late, after twelve o'clock.
The flight is tomorrow morning.
So after I come back and wash up, I basically have to go to bed quickly. Although it’s not too late, it’s around eight or nine in the morning, but it’s still pretty early.
After taking a shower, when Song Yi returned to the bedroom, he looked at Qi Yuncheng but didn't know what emotion to show.
Because the marriage seemed to happen in a trance, and there was no sense of reality at all.
The key is not much changed from before.
"Now that we are both married, we can legitimately sleep together in front of my parents."
"Of course." Qi Yuncheng replied while sitting on the edge of the bed and looking at his phone.
"What are you looking at?"
"What else can we watch? Why did the paparazzi take pictures when I was flipping over to collect the certificate? No wonder the audience knew about it. I went to collect the certificate in the morning, and in the evening it was in the top ten of the topic list."
"Is the heat good for your performance?" Song Yi approached and asked with concern.
"We say that cross talk does rely on a little popularity. After all, we are in the information age. Otherwise, we would not need praise." Qi Yuncheng is telling the truth. If it weren't for the information age and the spread of it on the Internet, Deyun wouldn't be talking about him.
So red.
It can only be said that it was created by an era.
"Let me tell you, the baggage that uncle mentioned today almost made me laugh to death."
"Really." Qi Yuncheng recalled that time and was also happy, "The uncle's amazing complaints have been made once or twice. The uncle's invincibility can be shown from the time when he was drunk in Fenhewan."
"Well! Listening to cross talk is really fun, but I have a problem now."
"What? Why do I feel like I'm not married yet? Nothing has changed."
"What else can I change? I'm not living my life anyway. Besides, I'm just getting the certificate, and the wedding is coming later."
"It's different." Song Yi suddenly smiled, grabbed the edge of the bed and slowly leaned forward. When he was close to Qi Yuncheng's face, he kissed her without saying a word. It took several seconds for the two to separate.
"This is what makes it special. If you stamp one on your marriage certificate, I will also stamp one for you. But hubby, I want to have a more in-depth communication with you."
Qi Yuncheng, who wanted to continue looking at his cell phone, felt a sudden change of title when he heard it. He looked at his wife, "You won't get up tomorrow? I don't want to call you for a long time."
"I don't care, I can't control it, just turn off the lights."
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It was around seven o'clock the next morning.
Qi Yuncheng applied for last night's idea when he got up. As expected, he didn't want to get up. He had shouted three or four times, but there was no response. Whenever he shouted, he turned his back.
"Get up quickly and help your parents pack their things after breakfast."
"Yeah~~ I know." Song Yi said with his back to the bed, "It's still early, it's only seven o'clock, I'll sleep for another five minutes."
"I don't care about you anymore, let's make breakfast first."
Opening the bedroom door, Qi Yuncheng walked out, while Song Yi continued to sleep. After sleeping for about twenty minutes, she sat up from the bed in a daze, and her hair was already messed up.
After putting on my clothes and slowly crawling to the bed, I briefly combed my hair and finally opened the door.
As soon as she went out, breakfast was ready, but when she got to the table, she was immediately stopped by her mother.
"Look at how messed up your hair is. Wash yourself up and sleep in every day. No one really cares about you after we go back. Yuncheng, don't be polite to her, otherwise she won't be able to change."
"Okay!" Qi Yuncheng agreed with a smile.
Seeing her husband's agreement, Song Yi was unhappy. Why was he siding with his parents? It was obviously his own.
But in order to eat as quickly as possible, I still hurry up a little bit.
After eating, it was almost eight o'clock.
The young couple bought a lot of things for their parents to take away, and then prepared to send them to the airport together.
We can't go back as soon as possible. Many places have already started working during the Lantern Festival, and so have they, so getting the certificate yesterday and today are all just asking for leave.
It's time to depart.
Qi Yuncheng drove all the way to the airport, but Song's father and mother drove Song Yi away as soon as they arrived.
"Yi Yi, this girl, usually has a lazy personality. I think it will be even worse after I have you, so you should control her from now on and don't indulge her.
In addition, you are Mr. Guo’s “son”, and we know how good you are, so you are at ease with everything. If you have any questions about the wedding, you can come to us.”
"Okay!!" Qi Yuncheng nodded immediately.
At this time, Song's father stood aside and looked at the child and had nothing to say. He just said a few words, "Anyway, times are different now. You can come when you are free."
"Um!"
In about a minute or two, Song Yi came back from shopping. Looking at her, the two of them just gave her instructions. After the instructions, they went through the formalities together and entered the waiting hall to wait.
As they entered, Qi Yuncheng and Song Yi could only stop, but they did not leave. They did not leave until their parents were completely on the plane.
In the car on the way back.
Song Yi was sitting in the passenger seat and was full of doubts, "Did my parents say anything bad about me when I left just now? Could you please call me away?"
"You still know that I am sending you away?"
"Of course, I'm not stupid."
"Don't worry, I didn't say anything bad about you. At most, I told you to eat less."
"That's not possible." Song Yi answered decisively, as if it could kill her, but Qi Yuncheng was also talking nonsense. Being able to eat is a blessing, so just eat, and she can eat as much as she wants.
But this year has been quite busy.
At yesterday's dinner party, we also learned about Master's plan, which is to set up branches in several cities, and Master will be there to see the listing and opening of branches.
It's okay in China, but it's more troublesome abroad.
As for the place, they went to Moerben and wanted to establish a branch there. This was also the first branch established overseas by a domestic cross talk society.
Whether it is good or bad is not Deyun’s decision.
But it is not easy for cross talk to be spread abroad. Master Hou Baolin also went to perform abroad to express his condolences to the soldiers, which was of great significance.
Deyun herself certainly dare not say what the significance of opening a branch is, but when cross talk spreads abroad, it is more or less doing something.
No matter how people in later generations scold Deyun, talk about rice circles, and play with traffic, at least Deyunshe has not harmed anyone, has done things, and put in some of his own efforts.
After all, when you open a branch abroad, you still want to make money? Even if you want to, it will be difficult to make money.
Besides, the branch office may not make as much money as the old couple doing a big show for several months.
"Husband, husband, I almost forgot."
Just as he was thinking about it, Qi Yuncheng grasped the steering wheel and said, "It must be Yueyue. I know that I will go when the time comes. I also told Captain Luan that we will make arrangements when the time comes, so as to give back to the old fans."
"No! That little girl, Zhou Gulan! It's already 2013, so are you going to take her in next summer?"
"Oh, I almost forgot if you didn't mention it."
In an instant, my wife gave me two reminders. The first was that the little girl Zhou Gulan had agreed to take her in three years later. The second was that there was another task in the system to recruit a disciple.
Good guy, the system’s presence is too low, I haven’t thought about it recently.
However, it is reasonable for an experience system like this not to appear for a long time. If it continues to be given, his head will probably explode.
After all, the last time I received opera and storytelling, I felt really tired.
If Leng Buding were to give more rewards, he would just pile up and dare not claim them, but he had to make sure that after absorbing the experience, he was indeed getting more and more solid, and it shouldn't be a problem to get more rewards in the future.
"It's been almost two years. Have you contacted that little girl? She doesn't know about our marriage yet."
"Are you showing off your feelings?"
"Have you contacted her yet? Tell me quickly!" Song Yi seemed to have remembered the appearance of that little girl back then. She was about thirteen years old, had a funny temper, and she also liked her husband very much.
I don’t know what she looks like now that she is almost fifteen years old. Although two years is not a long time, this age is when the little girl changes the most.
Qi Yuncheng sighed and told the truth, "There is no connection at all, otherwise I would have forgotten it. It's not easy to disturb others. I guess that little girl knows what she needs after a year or two."
It’s not like he pestered me to be my student or something like that.”
"That's right. Fifteen years old is more mature mentally than thirteen years old. But I really want to see what she looks like. She's a pretty girl with an interesting name."
"Come on, let her go to college in peace. If you interrupt me, I'm afraid it will happen again. After all, she is not an adult yet and she still lacks something."
"Um."
Song Yi nodded and ended the topic in the car. In fact, it was quite nice to talk about this, because when two people get married, her motherhood will become stronger, which is an innate emotion of girls.
But is that girl really a junior or a child?
As he was thinking about it, Song Yi suddenly frowned and subconsciously said in his heart, good guy, that girl will be fifteen this year, and she will be eighteen in three years.
Fortunately, I acted quickly, otherwise I would have had so much energy to pester my husband...
It's generally hard for boys to resist.
Why are there love rivals everywhere?
His expression is getting worse and worse, and he feels really dangerous.
"Husband, when will we have the baby?"
While driving the car, Qi Yuncheng was suddenly speechless, and his eyes widened a little, "How did you jump from Zhou Gulan to giving birth to a child? What were you thinking just now?"
"It's okay to ask, it's nothing."
"Then it can't be held after the wedding? Besides, you also have to plan the due date, right? Do you think that you care about it?"
"No, I'll just ask for leave when the time comes. I'm just a supporting actor anyway. Let's skip a few topics and let's talk about when you're going to the small theater."
"Look at Yueyue, Team Luan also specially recruited some of my rare regular fans online. It's rare, it's been so many years."
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During the drive, Qi Yuncheng and Song Yi Leng chatted from the airport to the time they returned home. The former didn't know where she could talk so much.
I guess I felt a little bit lost after my parents left, and then I used words to make up for it. After all, I grew up with my parents and then moved to another home.
There are still some mood changes to some extent, even if it is someone you like very much.
"husband!"
"?"
When he got home and opened the car door, Song Yi suddenly stood stunned beside the closed car door on the other side. Qi Yuncheng came out with a puzzled look on his face, "What's wrong? What food do I want to buy you? I told you earlier!"
"Hey, it's nothing, I just love you so much."
"???"
After saying that, Song Yi entered the house. Qi Yuncheng stood by the car and kept thinking about what happened to her. It was a bit abnormal. She was so happy. Didn't she have dinner yet?
But seeing her happy, he must be happy too.
Starting a family and starting a business was something I never even considered two or three years ago.
"Husband, come and see the gift you got back from the theater yesterday. It has drowned out the big white bear you gave me before."
"Who told you to put it there?" Qi Yuncheng replied loudly outside.
"Is it okay to leave it on the bed last night? Help me pull it out."
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