Looking at the actors above, Zhou Xiaoyue stood below and tried to stand on tiptoes to pass the box in her hand. It wasn't that she was not high enough on the stage, she just wanted to get closer to the actors.
The tall girl next to me is also similar.
Fortunately, they arrived quickly, and soon they were overwhelmed by the people behind them.
Some gave gifts and took photos at close range.
"No, I just want to thank you."
Qi Yuncheng thanked him while taking the gift, and Zhou Xiaoyue responded with a smile as always.
After the tall girl's gift was taken away with thanks, she looked at Yueyue and whispered.
"Are you really familiar with each other? I've talked to you several times. Can I really get a photo taken with you?"
"Of course, go back first."
After saying this, Zhou Xiaoyue took her hand and returned to their seat in the middle.
When the gifts are almost collected.
Qi Yuncheng also returned to the table and began to pack things, gifts and things used by the last couple of actors.
At this time, Zhang Jiuling finally spoke, "I can see that everyone is very excited. Because my partner has something to do today, I temporarily asked my senior brother to measure one for me.
I guess most people don't know this, but they brought gifts when they came, probably for other actors.
Now they are all sent over."
Qi Yuncheng smiled and added, "I cut them all off."
"Actually, the Sanlitun Theater is no stranger to us. Each team takes turns performing, and sometimes they even come over to help perform."
"right."
"Today is indeed rare. I am with my senior brother, so I came to play today with questions."
Qi Yuncheng was a little flustered behind the table, "Are you holding back and trying to test me?"
Zhang Jiuling quickly replied, "No, I just want to ask you something I don't understand."
"Don't make it too difficult. I'll just graduate from elementary school."
"It's okay, I just graduated from technical secondary school."
"Then it's no wonder Luan Yunping arranged for the two of us to be together."
As soon as the two actors talk on the stage, regardless of whether they have any baggage or not, the audience loves the way they talk, especially when it comes to De Yun's teasing academic qualifications.
"Brother, let me ask you a question! Have you seen this toad?"
Looking at Zhang Jiuling, Qi Yuncheng kept nodding, "I've seen him before."
"Here comes the question. Why is it that the toad is so small and makes such a loud cry? When it cries, croak, croak, croak! Why?"
"Oh." Qi Yuncheng spoke up, "I don't dare to teach you, I'll just talk nonsense."
"Just comment."
"A toad is a frog, and there is another kind of toad, so let's just call it a toad."
"Yes. But why is it so loud?"
Qi Yuncheng slowly explained, and then said another sentence, "You can't be anxious, I have to slowly think about it for you. If you ask, I have to know, and we have similar educational backgrounds."
"Don't mention this."
"Okay! Why does the frog cry so loudly?"
"Why?"
"Comrades!" As he was talking, Qi Yuncheng suddenly held the table and faced the audience, "What a good question to ask. Really, what a good question to ask. If a toad cries loudly, it must have its reason.
By the way, what are you asking about?"
Hahahahaha!
After turning around, the laughter of many beautiful young women came from below, including men, but the girls' voices were more unrestrained.
Zhang Jiuling waited for a long time for this one to come, and was very speechless, "Toad! Croak, croak, croak! Why does it click so loudly?"
Qi Yuncheng nodded and gestured with his hands, "It's not big, but... its mouth is very big."
"Oh, it's true."
"Look. It has a big mouth and a big belly, so the sound it makes is naturally loud."
Zhang Jiuling took a deep breath and lowered his voice a bit, "My friends, whether you are convinced or not, I can explain it. If something with a big mouth and a big belly screams louder!"
"Yes, not just toads, but everything is the same."
"Wait a minute, I don't understand a little bit. How do you explain the unity of all things?"
"You see, all your studies have been in vain. The One Principle of All Things is the One Principle of All Things."
"Oh, I understand. As long as your belly is big, your mouth will make a louder sound."
"How did you understand?" Qi Yuncheng suddenly couldn't help laughing.
When his senior brother smiled, Zhang Jiuling couldn't help but said, "I thought you really knew how to explain, otherwise what would I say?"
Everything in a small theater is relatively calm, and it does not prevent the actors from laughing on their own, and their laughter can also move the audience.
Qi Yuncheng suppressed his smile and affirmed, "Yes! It is such a universal principle."
"That's not right, senior brother."
"how?"
Zhang Jiuling pinched it with his left and right hands and said, "We have a paper basket at home. The paper basket has a big mouth and a big belly. Why doesn't it bark?"
"Paper basket?"
"Yes, the waste paper basket, the old-fashioned one."
"That's a dead thing. A toad is a living thing. If you throw some paper in, does the paper basket's cry make sense?"
"Didn't you say you have a big mouth and a big belly?" Zhang Jiuling put his hands behind his back, as if he had found a reason.
"What is your paper basket made of?"
"bamboo."
"That's right. Can the bamboo bark? Not to mention that it can't even make a sound."
"The bamboo one doesn't make any sound? What about the shengxiao, flute and flute? It's also made of bamboo. When you play it, it will make a sound, and it will sound like nothing. You don't care whether it sounds good or not, just ask if it is made of bamboo."
Looking at Zhang Jiuling, Qi Yuncheng pointed, "I knew right away that you had to ask this question, where are you bragging?"
"Blow the top eye."
"As a layman, don't you know how to make wisecracks? Putting a handle on a casserole is called cowardice (meaning you don't know the skill)! Is that called eye? That's called taste."
"Pin?" Zhang Jiuling was instantly happy, "I really learned a lot from my senior brother! I started talking about this when I was in my thirteenth year. Don't I still know about Ping?"
"Those are not your words."
"The key point is that no one here has corrected me before."
"Aren't I here now?"
"Okay, I'll listen."
"If a bamboo has eyes, it will definitely be able to blow. If it has eyes, it will make a sound."
Zhang Jiuling looked like he was trying to understand something, and nodded, "Then look at the rice sieve in the grain store. It has enough space for more than 10,000 eyes. Why doesn't it make any noise?"
After a second or two of silence, Qi Yuncheng looked back at Zhang Jiuling and said, "I have to correct you here."
"Ah?" Zhang Jiuling replied subconsciously, not knowing what his senior brother was going to say.
"This is a noodle sieve! It doesn't have a rice sifter. How can you sift rice? How big are the eyes for sifting rice? That's a noodle sieve! There is a noodle sieve for stick noodles. It's a problem of big eyes and small eyes."
After the words were spoken, the audience couldn't stop laughing.
Zhang Jiuling also looked convinced. He clasped his hands and kept respectfully saying, "My brother is wrong! Let's ensure that the show goes on, otherwise I will go crazy."
"yes!"
The first time he was measured by Senior Brother Yuncheng, Zhang Jiuling really wanted to laugh and die in his heart. Every time, he didn't know what he could say.
After that, the two people continued talking.
But the burden is uncertain for Qi Yuncheng, and it comes one after another.
Especially when it came to the gong, every beating and banging of the gong almost drove him crazy.
So Meng Hetang and several Jiu Zi Ke watched from the side and couldn't stop laughing.
"Senior Brother, what kind of sin did Jiu Ling do?"
"Senior brother is really amazing. He can control everyone to death, including Tiao Ni."
"If it were me, I wouldn't be able to pick it up every time. How could I pick it up? I would just smile."
…
Time passed by minute by minute.
Qi Yuncheng kept measuring his junior brother, but he was the only one who knew what Jiuling was thinking.
Fortunately, things went smoothly afterwards.
Reaching the second half of the bell score, Zhang Jiuling continued: "Recently I saw my senior brother's father, Mr. Qi! The old man is not young this year."
"right!"
"I retired early because I was not in good health. After retirement, I didn't spend any time at home. I went to the suburbs to play, hunt or something."
"yes!"
"The old man is very particular about hunting. He goes there with a hawk. The most authentic hunter among us is my senior brother and father."
"Um!"
"The eagle's name is Hai Dongqing. It's not cheap. It costs more than 100,000 yuan."
After a few words, Qi Yun Chengdu agreed word by word behind the table in order to prepare for what he would say next.
And Zhang Jiuling really didn’t know what was behind, “I went hunting in the suburbs with the eagle and the dog. I was just curious and wanted to visit the eagle raised by the old man. I saw that there were so many bells on the eagle’s talons.
Don't ask, it's a 100-year-old bell.
The eagle raised by the old man was born prematurely, what should I do? The old man took the eagle to meet the father bird. What is a goose and what is a quail? "
Some laughter came.
Qi Yuncheng finally stopped, "Are you done?"
Zhang Jiuling turned his head and said, "That's it."
"It's my turn, so don't blame me for giving my best. I have to enjoy the rare compliments."
Ha ha ha ha!
Knowing that it was coming again, Zhang Jiuling happily wiped his sweat with a white handkerchief, while the audience below could not wait impatiently.
Anyway, I don’t know why a particularly traditional bell score can be described like this.
"This eagle was hatched from an egg, but it was born prematurely? Did you knock it open for him?"
"Live beads."
"That's outrageous." Qi Yuncheng waved his hand and began to talk seriously, "I haven't been to the small theater for a long time. I don't know what the standard is now. After all, I have been reported before.
But our cross talk is not real."
"No, I mean it seriously." Zhang Jiuling clasped his hands together.
"Don't be busy, wait until I finish."
"Okay, I'm not busy!"
"Just listen, this is fiction. Why do you say this? Because the eagle is now a protected animal."
Ha ha ha ha!
In an instant, laughter appeared again under the stage.
When Zhang Jiuling heard about protecting animals, he immediately took a deep breath and quickly dropped the white handkerchief, "I haven't seen it either. I haven't seen that eagle either!"
Qi Yuncheng looked determined, "No, I finally came to the small theater and you sent me in."
"Yes, I just saw the photos of my senior brother's house."
"No, our hawk is a fly. But I have to tell you what's going on. By the way, is the bell behind the tail or on the talons?"
Zhang Jiuling was excited and cooperated very well, "It doesn't matter. You can determine where it is. Don't tell me I'm wrong. You can correct me."
Qi Yuncheng looked at the audience and continued, "Generally speaking, hang the tail behind."
"Oops." Zhang Jiuling really wanted to die at this moment and muttered in a low voice, "I learned a lot today, I will change everything later."
"There is indeed a name for hunting. Of course, my father went to legal places. As for hunting, there are seasons. Hunting is in autumn, and hunting in spring. Even if it is spring, it cannot be early spring.
In spring, the grass will be taller.
The grass is taller in autumn.
The rabbit is short, and the eagle pounces on the rabbit, and all the bells are buried in the grass. Nothing can be found, so the bells have worked.
When people hear the sound, they can find it, so it is called the luring bell. You understand this, right?"
After listening to a long paragraph, Zhang Jiuling scratched his head and leaned into the microphone and said, "Why do you explain so much more than others? It's so detailed!"
Qi Yuncheng: "I'm done, it's your turn."
Zhang Jiuling: "Okay!"
…
…
The cross talk continued, and after talking about the evasion bell worn by his wife, Zhang Jiuling leaned on the table tiredly, "My senior brother's family gets up early every day now, because I have to make breakfast at home. It's a very particular family."
"Um."
"Especially the soy milk. Instead of buying it outside, I grind it at home. I live in a bungalow, so I can free up a mill in my apartment."
"No one took it to the house to grind it."
"Just go up to the hut and make a room. The little donkey pulls the mill. It's so traditional. The soy milk that is ground is so authentic. But I am a city kid who has never seen small animals since I was a child. Let's go to the mill and have a look.
Go ahead."
"Look at the freshness."
"When I opened the door of the mill, I saw a bell like this on the donkey's neck. Don't ask, avoid the bell. Because the donkeys in my brother's family are feudal and don't want to see the uncle..."
The more he listened, the more outrageous he became. Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand and said, "What you said is not right at all."
"I followed everything you taught me."
"It is true that I have a donkey at home, not in the city, because in the city...although donkeys are not protected animals, but...donkeys are not allowed to be kept in the city."
After another round of talk, Zhang Jiuling extended his thumb and said, "Brother, you are too law-abiding. This needs to be explained."
"I can't help it. I just got married and have a wife." After Qi Yuncheng talked about himself, he pointed in a direction and said, "I do have a little donkey in the suburbs."
"Does it have to be outside the Sixth Ring Road?" Zhang Jiuling asked helpfully.
"It's just in the suburbs. I want to keep my children for fun and also make some soy milk for grinding. Isn't it pure to grind it myself?"
“Clean and hygienic.”
"The outside is polished and watered for you. And the donkey does have a bell. There is a word for its bell. You will understand when I say Jiuling."
Hearing this, Zhang Jiuling quickly waved his hands and said, "How can I understand what I'm talking about? Brother, please don't spare me. I'm no longer the young man I was when I first came on stage.
But if I had known earlier, I would have been right."
After the audience saw Qi Yuncheng's torture of Zhang Jiuling, they burst into laughter again.
As for this traditional cross talk, it doesn't have a lot of baggage, but it was played by two people in a funny way.
"It's just plain language!" Qi Yuncheng didn't think much and continued to explain, "There is a characteristic when the donkey is afraid of the donkey stealing his words,"
"What characteristics."
"I wonder if you have noticed that the donkey keeps walking when it is grinding."
"Then we really haven't found it yet."
"As soon as the donkey walks away, the bell will ring naturally. When the bell rings, it proves that the donkey is working. When did it stop making noise, don't ask!" After Qi Yuncheng said this, he immediately turned around and patted Zhang Jiuling, "This donkey is stealing.
"
"Why are you filming me?"
"My father took a small braid and gently... This is not animal cruelty."
"Brother, don't be so cautious. There are no police watching the small theater."
"Pat the donkey gently." Qi Yuncheng picked up the fan and tapped it. After lighting it, he said with a smile, "As for the donkey...oh, let's continue working! You know what it means."
"Why don't you give this donkey a pat? Oh, I understand. Donkeys stopped working in old age in the past, so give me a little whip!!"
Qi Yuncheng frowned, "How can you do this?"
Zhang Jiuling's defense was completely broken at this moment, "Brother, is your style the way you praise me?"
"I also learned this from Mr. Hou before. When he praises you, you will go crazy. Last time I went to Mr. Hou's house, he shook my hand and took away my wedding ring."
"Is this a cross talk family?"
"No."
"Wait a minute, why are we talking about the Marquis again? The Marquis doesn't have a bell. Oh, what sin did I commit today? Tell me what marriage has brought to a man, forcing my senior brother to be like this.
.”
Hahahahaha!
It may also be that Zhang Jiuling was forced to say a very good word at this moment because he broke the defense many times. The audience couldn't stop laughing. Qi Yuncheng stood behind the table and was very satisfied. It seemed that Jiuling was still very good.
Sometimes it's impossible for something to come out without pushing.
Xiao Yue's partner at the beginning was Shi Aidong, and Shi Aidong also had a sarcastic style. In this way, Xiao Yue's reaction ability was trained a lot.
But what made Zhang Jiuling break through the defense was still behind. Qi Yuncheng had been preparing and continued to hold the back.
…
…
Qi Yuncheng: "Our family doesn't steal from the donkey. It's just a bell, but there is indeed a bell on the house."
Zhang Jiuling: "It was your father who tied it."
Qi Yuncheng: "This is called the wake-up call."
Zhang Jiuling simply said at this moment, "I don't understand. You explained everything this night, no less than this time."
Qi Yuncheng nodded, "My father will go out to play cards tonight...but I don't want to gamble!!!"
The feeling of obeying the law came back again. Zhang Jiuling could do nothing amidst the laughter of the audience. He immediately squatted to the side of the stage for a while before standing up. "Brother, when I went on stage just now, didn't I ask you to support me?"
"Yeah, isn't this all supported?"
"You're almost killing me, just keep going."
"But if he doesn't gamble, what is he playing? I really didn't think of this, eh, I thought of it, drink water. They drink cold water while playing cards... don't waste water!
If you lose, you can't drink cold water from others, you have to bring your own cold water.
My father lost too much and brought three bottles with him. He still lost while playing, and the water he brought was gone.
What do you think we should do? I was so anxious that my father started talking nonsense."
Zhang Jiuling covered her face and said happily: "You are talking nonsense now."
"It was midnight at this time, and he went home and rang the doorbell.
Ding-dong-ding-dong affects all the neighbors. My dad doesn’t like to carry keys. He takes one and throws away one, and takes two and throws away a pair. I might as well think of a way, put a leather case at the door and stick it along a string.
When I came back and pulled the set on the wall, the bell rang, and my mother heard it.
As soon as my mother heard this, she knew that my father was back and came out to open the door.
How about it? How good is the current compilation!!!"
"Hey!" Zhang Jiuling completely let go at this moment and sighed, "I almost forgot what we were talking about. Really, Senior Brother's explanation is absolutely watertight. If you don't gamble money, don't waste water, and don't break the law,
I also learned a lot today.
But why do I know this? It’s mainly because my senior brother’s father, my father and the others played cards and drank cold water together. After all, my father doesn’t gamble either!!!!”
"Yes!! Refuse gambling and drugs!!"
"Brother, one is missing."
"A few grown men can't talk about that."
Hahahahaha!
Xu~~
Pieces of laughter burst out again.
The audience below had been laughing non-stop since they first came on stage, and now the muscles on their faces are almost stiff.
But the happier he is, the more he likes Qi Yuncheng. At the same time, many people also like Zhang Jiuling. Cooperating with his senior brother really makes a lot of jokes.
Seriously speaking, it was Qi Yuncheng's support. After indirectly making a joke, the audience also paid more attention to these nine-character subjects.
But Zhang Jiuling has so many thoughts in his heart right now, and there is nothing he can do about it. His senior brother is so caring, and he said almost all the words after taking care of him.
But when I was standing next to him, I really felt how powerful my senior brother was, and how controlled the scene was.
In this way, he spoke very easily, so he didn't have any worries when performing.
After going further down, the bell score is over.
The audience in the small theater kept applauding and shouting. Finally, there was nothing they could do, so the two of them came back from the side curtain to chat with the audience for a few more minutes.
While chatting, the audience below also expressed their own emotions.
"Now I understand how powerful it is when teasing turns into flattering. Qi Yuncheng was so funny that he almost killed Zhang Jiuling."
"After all, it's Yun Zi Ke. You can control it very well."
"I guess Jiuling doesn't want Senior Brother to measure his life anymore. If he does, he will die."
"It's really easy to change a man after getting married. It's only been a few days, and I have to wonder who Qi Yuncheng's wife is."