Crosstalk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is set up under the stage Chapter 38 Prostration under Hou Zhen's pomegranate skirt! Everything】
Chapter 38 Prostration under Hou Zhen's pomegranate skirt! Everything】
Beizhan Theater.
Qi Yuncheng and Hou Zhen took the stage.
The moment I stepped forward, the applause was already rolling in.
Not to mention the freshness that their first collaboration brought to the audience, just relying on the familiarity of these two people.
Thousands of people below will support it.
And wait for the station to reach behind the microphone.
Just as Qi Yuncheng was about to speak, he suddenly saw the audience seats below, and several more groups of people rushing towards the stage.
Some seats are relatively far back, but we still try our best to come to the stage.
For no other reason than to give away the gift in my hand.
Seeing this, Qi Yuncheng didn't hesitate to go to the side of the stage to pick it up. There were a lot of them in one fell swoop.
There is almost everything.
In particular, girls give more dolls. Maybe they think they like them, so the actors they like may also like them.
I almost bought them all.
But Qi Yuncheng also knew not to waste time. After taking the gift and thanking him a few times, he immediately went back to talk.
"Thank you all for sending so many gifts, which are enough to pull a car. In the past, actors in small theaters were like this, and the audience would give them gifts.
But sometimes there are not enough things to send, and my master will ask me, are you going to perform?"
"Hi! We calculate wages based on gifts." Mr. Hou put his hands behind the table and muttered.
"Thank you!"
Audience: "Qi Yuncheng, so handsome!!!"
Suddenly, a girl who had not returned to her seat after delivering the gift turned around and took advantage of the atmosphere and shouted.
Upon hearing this, Qi Yunzheng immediately retorted, "It doesn't matter what you say, we Deyun won't be able to find the second one."
The girl who was going back didn't expect Qi Yuncheng to respond to her. After covering her mouth and making a sound, she immediately rushed back to her seat.
But when you first come out, the audience always likes to take the next step.
Suddenly another group of spectators shouted, "Teacher Guo is handsome too!"
Leng Buding mentioned his master. Behind the microphone, Qi Yuncheng's expression dropped, "Good guy, did you just scold me?
I'm on the same level as my master.
How shabby he is."
Hahahaha!
As soon as he talked about Yile, Qi Yuncheng burst into laughter first.
After the laughter subsided, he began to speak seriously, "Okay, let's stop making trouble. Today is October 1st, National Day. It's a very good day.
Anyone who knows it will know that our Deyun Society holds a three-day festival here.
Today's performance, as you all saw, is a cross talk between me and Mr. Hou."
"Yes, it's not easy to cooperate." Mr. Hou said.
"Now that I'm working with Mr. Hou, I realize that all the people who praise me backstage are far behind."
"Oh, is it so?"
After receiving such a compliment, Hou Zhen behind the table was very proud. He looked left and right to show off himself.
"Hou Zhen!" Qi Yuncheng sighed and began to look at his uncle sideways, "My uncle Hou Zhen, the image of this stop is good.
Thick waist, short legs, big butt and round face!”
Originally quite happy, Hou Zhen frowned and waved his hand, "I haven't heard of it, I haven't heard of it! If you want to talk about Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue, then I don't have to say anything.
Compared with them, I am considered skinny."
"Anyway, it's good. I can play piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, and poetry!"
"Yes, I have liked these since I was a child." Hou Zhen looked at the audience and explained to himself.
"Backstage at Deyun Club, you are considered a talented person!"
"Yeah!" Mr. Hou tilted his big round head, very happy, "Some people call me that."
"She is beautiful, knowledgeable, and both beautiful and talented. If Zhou Yu had known that there was a person like Hou Zhen, he would have fallen under his sway on the spot."
Ha ha ha ha!
Eh~~
As soon as the audience imagined that scene, they burst into laughter.
Seeing the audience laughing, Hou Zhen quickly stopped Qi Yuncheng, then turned around and waved his hand to the cheering audience, "Don't make trouble, don't make trouble.
There’s no such thing as saying that, it’s called having both talent and appearance.”
"Who is it?"
"I!"
Qi Yuncheng curled his lips and imitated Hou Zhen, "Is that true? Is that true?"
Learned this for a while.
Hou Zhen looked at Qi Yuncheng with his hands folded and was speechless, as if you had said something to me.
And in this scene, the first person to be laughed at was none other than Guo Degang, who was watching from the side, because he knew how cruel the Hou Ye was.
Now I'm fighting back.
It's inexplicably the point of his smile.
At the same time, I feel that Mr. Hou really took care of the burden with his children.
The ones mentioned here are all good.
At this moment, Hou Zhen, who was rendered speechless, still had his hands folded in his hands. He was stunned for a few seconds before he responded, "That's ridiculous!!"
Qi Yuncheng shook his head and continued, "Master Hou, you are good at poetry, lyrics and rhymes. Then you like to read books."
"I love watching it."
"What books do you like to read?"
"I like to read all kinds of books. Of course, my favorites are the Four Great Classics."
"Do you know the four great classics?"
"Do I still know?"
As soon as a smile appeared on Mr. Hou's face, he looked at the audience, spread his hands and started counting, "Jin Ping Mei, Jin Ping Mei, Jin Ping Mei, Jin Ping Mei!"
Four books!
Four books with calligraphy, painting, black and white, and color!"
"Huo?" Upon hearing this, Qi Yuncheng and the thousands of spectators below were shocked. They didn't expect that he had collected so much, and the former immediately complained.
"Don't you watch 3D?"
Hou Zhen waved his hand and quietly pointed to the side screen, "If you don't look, the 3D ones have been taken away by Teacher Guo."
Qi Yuncheng frowned and didn't want to talk about him anymore. He began to correct him, "Is that true? The four famous classics are The Plum in the Golden Lotus? Three Kingdoms, Water Margin, Red Mansions, and Journey to the West."
"I see that too."
“Have you seen Three Kingdoms?”
"I've seen it."
When two people talk and talk, it's like a real life. Originally, it was a very traditional joke.
But as the actors are different, the performances are also different.
When talking about this, Hou Zhen became extremely confident, "Go backstage and ask around, I know the Three Kingdoms best.
I watch Three Kingdoms every day.
Take it with you when you get up, take it with you when you go to the toilet, take it with you when you eat, and take it with you before going to bed.
After reading this, I will put this book down and read Jin Ping Mei again."
It was a familiar word again. After Qi Yuncheng heard some laughter from the audience, he turned around and said to him, "Does that mean you watch Three Kingdoms all day?"
"That's right, I have a nickname backstage."
"What's your name?"
Hou Zhen pointed at his big belly and said, "It's full of Three Kingdoms!"
The voice fell.
Qi Yuncheng's expression was wrong and became extremely exaggerated, "I often hear people say backstage that you are full of Three Kingdoms, full of Three Kingdoms. So you are full of Three Kingdoms?"
"That's what you called me."
"Then let's discuss it. Don't you have the Three Kingdoms in mind? Now let me ask you a simple question."
"OK!"
"Just ask who among the Three Kingdoms is the most capable."