Chapter 380 Yu Qian: My master seems to be still alive!
"Shaobing, Xiaosi! You guys come up first!!"
On the overseas stage, Guo Degang called out his name.
The two people heard it and ran past, even if they didn't take a few steps at all.
"I don't know if any of you know him, but I didn't bring him here in 2011. Shaobing is my son and disciple. He grew up at home since he was a child. Now he is very fat.
Why are they called sesame cakes? When I was a kid, I had a lot of freckles on my face. They looked like sesame sesame cakes and they barked like this, which caused me a lot of trouble. The biggest feature is that they are ugly. Standing in the yard can scare the dogs."
Ha ha ha ha!
After the introduction, the audience was extremely happy. Even though they knew about it online, they still wanted to laugh every time I said it.
After saying that, the sesame cakes went to the waiter next to him.
"He Zi Ke's apprentice, whose stage name is Cao Heyang, they all call him Xiao Si. I was also confused why he was called Xiao Si. He also told me that because he has bad eyesight and wears glasses, Xiao Si's eyes are called Xiao Si.
Four.
I said how could this be possible? Between senior brothers... forget it, let's just call it this."
As soon as we talked about how many people were following, they were having fun, and soon they were replaced by Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue. The former was just promoted this year. Knowing his cheap style, some people even prefer him.
While the master was speaking, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping stood behind and whispered a few words, because they found that the tens of thousands of audience members below were very focused. This state could only occur in a small theater.
There are not many people in the small theater and the space is not big. Who else can you watch if you don't want to see the actors?
It's different in a big venue. There's a lot of commotion everywhere, and more or less not all the people can gather on the stage, but it's different now.
It can be said to be rare.
After talking to the two people, Guo Degang finally called them, "Qi Yuncheng, Luan Yunping! Come here!!!"
"oh!!!!"
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
As soon as his name was called, the audience below started shouting and shouting.
Guo Degang and Yu Qian looked at each other and couldn't stop laughing. It's a good thing these two kids are so popular abroad.
"It seems that everyone knows that Qi Yuncheng was one of my earliest apprentices. He was famous for criticizing me. He has been doing well in the past few years and is in good shape. He has been practicing very solidly in theater performances.
In other respects, I think we can still get in touch with each other. Anyway, I feel relieved now that we are married and have a stable mentality.
The main thing is that the child looks good, just follow me!!!"
Audience: "Uu~~"
Everyone booed, and Guo Degang nodded with a wry smile, "Okay, okay, if you don't follow me, follow you. I have to see if Yuncheng's biological parents are abroad."
The person next to me is my beloved disciple Luan Yunping! He is basically busy with the performance, which is very difficult, and he often suffers a lot of grievances because of it.
In the past one or two years, my partnership with Yuncheng has been pretty good, and I hope it will get better and better.
After that, please come up to our President Deyun to learn from Teacher Gao!"
The child bowed and left, and Gao Feng stepped onto the stage.
He came between the two of them, and the audience also applauded. Maybe he can't make a big hit, but people who can think well are really good.
"We are three brothers. My master is Mr. Hou Yaowen, brother Qian'er's master is Mr. Shi Fukuan, and Lao Gao is a student of Teacher Fan."
Coming to the classic baggage again, Yu Qian looked at Guo Degang and wondered, "Who is Teacher Fan?"
Guo Degang: "Fan Daoyan!"
"Go!" Gao Feng quickly waved his hand amidst laughter, "Don't introduce me blindly, my master's name is Fan Zhenyu."
Guo Degang: "In translation, it's called Fan Daoyan."
Gao Feng: "There is no translation."
Yu Qian added, "No need for translation, it's called Fan Daoyan."
"Don't mix it into it, just give it a name."
Guo Degang sighed suddenly, "Hey... all three gentlemen have passed away."
Gao Feng: "What a pity!!"
At this moment, Yu Qian was standing at the table with his hands behind his back, looking at the two of them, and even nodded along. But when he suddenly understood, he immediately exploded, "Wait a moment! My master seems to be still alive! My master is not dead.
Ah, how can you just say one word and leave!!!"
Hahahahaha!
The whole place was filled with laughter again.
It was indeed happiness. Even if I had been abroad once, I couldn't resist this emotion. Then they were introduced one by one. There were also some elderly actors in Deyun standing behind.
After finishing speaking, a group of people officially came to open the door.
When singing, the apprentice also sang one after another, mainly to show how it would be possible on such a big stage without shining the light on the apprentice.
After the show, the beautiful female host came up to introduce the venue and announce the curtain.
The first program is Shaobing and Xiaosi.
They don't have much popularity now, but because of the introduction at the beginning, the audience has a simple understanding, so even the beginning is easy to talk about.
The baggage kept coming and making noises, and everyone was surprised during the sesame cake performance.
After saying that, he stepped down from the stage and returned to the side curtain, looking at Qi Yuncheng and Yue Yunpeng who had been waiting for a long time, "Brother Cheng, Brother Yue! Overseas cross talk is so easy to talk about. The effect seems to be pretty good. There are almost no problems. What did I say about cross talk before?
have.
Do you think I have made progress?"
"Okay, stop yelling." Qi Yuncheng hurriedly pulled the sesame cake aside. He walked towards it and blocked his sight. The reason why it is so good is that overseas Chinese love it.
But no matter what, Shaobing was really happy. He bypassed his senior brother and hurried down to get his cell phone, "Xiao Si, I'll take a few more pictures with your cell phone and send you a memo."
"What are you doing with my phone?"
"Aren't you good at pixels?"
"It's been two years and you still haven't replaced your old phone?"
"What does it mean to be broken? When I buy a mobile phone, I don't pay attention to the pixels. I just buy it for good performance. It's not like some people who take photos every day and look pretty."
"What are you talking about about me?"
"Whoever promises to tell me."
The two of them continued to argue, and Qi Yuncheng was used to it. As long as Shaobing and Xiaosi were together, there would be no quiet time, because the two people's mouths were more or less broken.
But they reminded themselves that they had to take a few pictures anyway, after all, their daughter-in-law said they wanted to show her.
Not much time.
After the filming was completed, Qi Yuncheng also returned to the backstage to rest and then prepared to go on stage with Luan Yunping in the fourth scene.
There are many programs today.
More than ten!
So he had two performances today, one with Luan Yunping, and the second one a little later and told the uncle a joke he had previously performed in a small theater, "Study Hard."
The original test was just for today.
But before that, I have to talk to Luan Yunping.
When the curtain call was over and I went on stage.
The audience below was still shouting.
There are a lot of people giving gifts, but there are basically no people shouting that I love you or like you at the top of their lungs, let alone giving birth to children. They are all domestic women.
The audience was more excited to see the actors, so much so that they were given life-threatening applause when they appeared.
After receiving the gifts, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping returned to the table and discovered that there were foreign faces in the seats below.
It seems that he has learned Chinese, or his wife and husband are Chinese.
"Thank you all! It is very rare for us two young people to come to the stage in Moerben, so we have to introduce you first."
Luan Yunping: "That's right, tell me your name, I'm afraid there are some who don't recognize you."
"My name is Qi Yuncheng, a young actor from Deyun Club. The master next to me just now also said that he is his beloved disciple Luan Yunping!!"
"Master supports me."
"It's not a compliment." Looking at his partner, Qi Yuncheng waved his hand, "Luan Yunping has given me a lot of help in the past two years, and our relationship is getting better and better."
"That's right, a partner."
"So be it."
Looking back at the audience below, Qi Yuncheng said a little embarrassedly, "Let me give you a simple example, so you can understand how good and important Luan Yunping is in my heart."
"Tell me."
"For example, there is a house like this, but it is not as big as today's venue, but there are still thousands of cross talk artists."
Luan Yunping understood instantly and asked, "Are all the crosstalk actors in China here?"
"Not only cross talk talkers in China, but all over the world are staying in this room, including me and Luan Yunping! Suddenly I stood up."
"What's wrong with you?"
Qi Yuncheng reached out and asked for something, "Does anyone have a power bank that I can lend me?"
Luan Yunping frowned, "This is not a big deal."
"Suppose! Suppose our Deyun Club is not popular among the cross talk groups."
“No assumptions!!”
Qi Yuncheng choked and felt helpless, "It's all my master's fault for offending all the actors in the cross talk circle. No one can lend me a power bank, but you are different."
"Why am I different?"
"I asked if anyone could lend me a power bank to use, but no one could borrow it!!"
Audience: "I'll borrow it!!!"
Someone challenged me, Qi Yuncheng looked over and complained, "Of course you can borrow it, you sell power banks."
"They are all sold abroad."
"Power bank overseas branches or overseas purchasing agents."
“Going abroad to purchase power banks?”
After muttering a few words to his partner, Qi Yuncheng returned to the topic, "There are thousands of cross talkers in this room, so they don't borrow power banks from Guo Degang's apprentice."
"How is it?"
"Someone took out a handful of poison!!"
Rolling up his sleeves to expose his palms and wrists, Qi Yuncheng opened his mouth and slapped it directly into his mouth, then went down as if holding a glass of water. When he saw Luan Yunping, he said calmly, "Why don't you use warm water to send it down? Just eat it."
"Afraid of irritating the stomach."
"Hey, good, it also stimulates the stomach."
After finishing the action, Qi Yuncheng picked up the fan on the table and pulled it from top to bottom on his chest, "This one took out the knife, click... bang, all the offal fell to the ground."
"What are you doing with offal? Are you hungry?"
"Another one took out a pistol and hit himself on the head, trying every possible means to prevent me from lending him his power bank!"
After reacting for a second or two, Luan Yunping turned over her baggage and said, "If your phone doesn't call you back three times a day, you won't have anything to say about cross talk."
Ha ha ha ha!
Eh~~
The audience looked at the actors and understood what they meant.
"It just means that my master doesn't know how to be a good person, and our disciples are no longer welcome, so everyone in the room except Luan Yunping died."
"Ouch." Luan Yunping couldn't help but be surprised, but then she remembered something and touched her partner's arm, "Everyone who talks about cross talk is here. Are Master and Uncle in there?"
"They committed suicide when they saw me when they entered the house."
"Good fellow, it seems that it is not the master who attracts hatred, but you."
Qi Yuncheng twisted his expression and said in a mournful voice: "Who can lend me the power bank?"
"No need to say anything, it's just me."
"Luan Yunping stood up and said: I'll give it to you!!"
"Tsk." Luan Yunping looked at the audience and rubbed her teeth, "You see, every time you take a bite, you gain wisdom."
Qi Yuncheng raised his arm and said, "Captain Luan first pulled out the infusion needle."
"What is this?"
"The oxygen is gone."
"Compared with fate!!"
"Pacemaker."
"There's nothing good about co-authoring it with me."
"The ventilator, the gastroscope, and then the colonoscope was removed."
"Haha!!" Luan Yunping couldn't stand listening anymore and complained, "Why do you have everything?"
"Take care of your whole body and give it a shot in the arm." Qi Yuncheng said, tapping his heart.
"Restore restore?"
"Go home and get me the power bank."
Luan Yunping nodded, "Mainly to survive."
"I opened the door and went out. I looked around and saw that it was pouring rain. A thunderstorm came down and hit Luan Yunping in the face. She was lying on the ground for a while."
"That's right."
Qi Yuncheng imitated the character and took a breath, then wiped his face, "Stand up, wipe your face, and run home to get the power bank."
"I've never forgotten this."
"There's dog poop on the ground while I'm running."
"Shit is?"
"Someone was walking the dog unethically. The puppy had poop on it and stepped on it. Whoops!"
"Tumble somersault?"
Qi Yuncheng lowered his gaze and pointed to the ground, "It fell into the ditch nearby. There were more than a hundred iron nails in the ditch, and their sharp points rushed up."
"Oh! This isn't a ditch, it's a trap."
"There were holes all over Luan Yunping's body. When she got up, her blood was like a showerhead."
Standing nearby, the pain was unbearable. Luan Yunping gritted her teeth and begged her partner, "Why don't you give me a handful of poison? This is worse than death."
"Because the master who entered the hall ate two portions and snatched your portion."
"Master thinks he didn't die enough, so he took everything from me."
"How about you be a beloved disciple!!"
Hahahahaha!
Another burst of laughter broke out, and the effect and atmosphere were surprisingly good among overseas Chinese. The key was that Guo Degang was harmed.
Qi Yuncheng himself was holding back his joy and swinging his arms back and forth, "Luan Yunping ran home to get the power bank."
"Still thinking about it?"
"There is an intersection ahead of you. Look left and right to see if there are any cars."
"Hurry up."
"Hey!" Qi Yuncheng looked at the three o'clock direction, "A small car is coming over here, pulling 35 million tons of coal."
"Little train!!"
"He came right in front of Luan Yunping's face. He lay down with a snap, the car passed by, and Luan Yunping stood up."
"Hey, can you still stand up?" Luan Yunping asked.
"Run home to get the power bank."
"It's just that persistent."
"When I got home, I saw that the door was locked. When I knocked on the door, I came to get the power bank for Yuncheng."
Luan Yunping urged again, "Hurry up."
"The voice of a man in the room." Qi Yuncheng looked sideways and deliberately raised his voice, "Wait a minute!!"
"Huh? My problems at home are bigger than those outside?"
"Your wife said, don't come in, it's inconvenient."
"Isn't it convenient for me to enter the house?"
"After a while, the door opened a crack, and a man's hand held out a power bank."
"I don't care who he is."
"Luan Yunping took the power bank and ran back. She came to the intersection again, looked to the left, and looked to the right." Qi Yuncheng followed behind the microphone, but looked confused, "Why is there no car? Wait a minute.
Thirty minutes later, the car finally arrived."
"Am I waiting to be hit?"
"Here comes the trolley, 35 million tons of coal."
"Good guy." Luan Yunping's eyes widened and she pointed in the direction her partner said, "Here we go to distribute goods."
"I hit my face again. Get up quickly and run back to deliver the power bank."
"Okay, I'm in good health."
"There's no point in running around looking for that shit."
"Why am I looking for shit!!" Luan Yunping retorted loudly.
"I'm very disappointed. I lost it all at once. Without me, I would have to jump into the trenches. That's how the program is designed."
"Who designed it?"
"After you come out and spill blood for a while, go to the door of the house and wait for Lei."
"I am also a prodigal."
"Ka! A lightning struck my face, turning it black. Then I came in."
Phew! Qi Yuncheng exhaled and spoke in a dying state. At the same time, he did not forget to hold the power bank in his hand, "Yuncheng, give you the power bank."
"Finally delivered."
"Oh, I'm almost in tears." Qi Yuncheng suddenly changed his state and let out a sob.
Luan Yunping looked at this and immediately said, "Are you going to die or not?"
"Take the power bank, pull out the cord, find the plug and plug it into my power bank."
As soon as the words fell.
The audience was delighted, and Luan Yunping also completely broke her guard, "Are you immoral or not? Isn't your phone out of battery?"
Qi Yuncheng quickly explained, "The phone is full and the power bank is 98% empty."
"Okay! I was so close to dying several times. It seems that everyone in the room died unjustly. Not to mention the master snatching my share, the uncle will have to eat a few more packets."
Hahahahaha!
The audience under the stage burst into laughter. Who didn't know Qi Yuncheng's style? Now let alone Luan Yunping, who was completely led astray by her partner.
For a time, the whole theater was filled with laughter.
At the same time, the people below cherish every crosstalk performance that Deyun Club came to talk about. This is why things are rare and valuable. Deyun often performs in China and only rarely comes abroad. It will definitely be great to buy a ticket and listen to it.
Happy and excited.
As for this cross talk, most of it is still the same jokes that I have said before, but it will change a little bit depending on the situation, even if the effect of the change is still good.
Anyway, when the audience is happy, the actors' condition is much better. It's a process of mutual giving.
And when the two of them walked back after talking about it, they were told that there was still a small encore, and the encore jokes were fully realized, and there would be no need for dialogue like the main show.
"What are you talking about this time?" Luan Yunping asked as the curtain was preparing to go back to the table.
"Whatever, how about... let me tell you about that shrimp joke?"
"How disgusting is that?"
"Come on, it's not the two of us who are disgusting anyway. There are more than 10,000 people. We need to see the world of our Deyun."
"This is the world..."
Qi Yuncheng was holding back his bad idea and laughed happily. The conversation lasted only five or six seconds. At the seventh or eighth second, the two of them came back to the stage with applause.
At the same time, people like Yue Yunpeng and Shaobing were also there.