Watching the actors leaving at the exit door, Song Yi had a really weird expression, as if she was disturbing them from watching the apprenticeship ceremony.
"So is it my fault? I don't want to disturb other people's fun."
"Okay, take a good look." Qi Yuncheng turned around and found a chair nearby for his wife to sit on. He said there was no seat, so how could he really let her stand all the time.
After sitting down, Song Yi looked up at her husband, "What about you?"
"Why should I be anxious? There will be a performance later."
"oh!"
Nodding in agreement, the couple turned their attention back to the stage.
At the same time, Guo Degang began to briefly introduce the apprenticeship amidst applause, "Thank you, I have troubled you all. There is a term for accepting apprentices in cross talk called "Zhuozhi", which originally means setting up a banquet for everyone to eat. After eating, you will know that there are That's all.
But as you all know, I am very popular. If I invite many colleagues over for dinner, they will only scold me.
So let’s make it simple.
In addition, three teachers were introduced..."
Guo Degang turned around and explained the identities of the three people sitting next to him, "Introducing a teacher refers to introducing a student to a master. In the past, a guarantor was called a biological uncle. What does that mean? He has to be a guarantor on both sides. He has to guarantee the master. , but also to guarantee the apprenticeship.
The acting teacher needs to explain. You may have seen many apprenticeship ceremonies that say that the acting teacher is the master who can’t teach, so he will be taught by this person. This is wrong. The acting teacher is actually a ghostwriter. In the past..."
There is no need to explain it one by one. It is mainly because the news media are recording it below, so I will briefly explain it.
After that, the entire apprenticeship process begins.
Bowing to pay homage to the teacher and giving gifts, and teachers giving gifts to children are all basic rituals. After that, several teachers came over to explain some words.
There is almost nothing to see, it is just a lively and fresh place.
After Yi Qian and Gao Feng finished speaking respectively, Hou Zhen finally stepped forward proudly.
"Let me make a summary. First of all, congratulations to Teacher Guo and his apprentices. Today is a good day. Thank you all for coming to witness. They have said all they need to say.
I can only say a few things.
Let’s not mention the things our apprentices gave to our teachers. I don’t know where they bought them and whether they were discounted or not.
I understand the gifts given by the few of us, it is not easy. There are jade, fans, and wakewood. I don’t know if anyone has discovered it. Our wakewood is very special. It is unique to Deyun Society. It has the name of Deyun Society. The name of the disciple is also written as "disciple of Jiuzi Ke".
We also put a lot of effort into doing it. What exactly did it take? We went to find someone to customize it that day..."
After receiving the microphone, Hou Zhen started his speech, which lasted for a long time. In the end, it almost had nothing to do with accepting disciples. It was all about gifts. If he kept turning around, he wouldn't even be able to get the apprenticeship gifts.
A group of people were waiting and anxious nearby.
But the audience was very happy to see them.
Finally, Guo Degang stepped forward and asked, "Master Hou, have you finished speaking?"
"It's done, it's done!"
"Okay, thank you for the speeches of the three teachers. Although I didn't understand any of them, I support them. In addition, I have a few words to say to the children.
Because from today on, you are no longer laymen, you are serious cross talkers, you have a network. When you go out into the world, people will inevitably ask you, so you must remember this sentence."
Guo Degang looked at the children on the stage and stretched out four fingers, "When asking, you only need to ask the fourth generation, for example, who is your cross talk master?
Tell people about my master Guo Degang, my master is Mr. Hou Yaowen, and the master above me is Mr. Zhao Peiru. When talking about these generations, if anyone still asks, remember, our rule is to slap him if you ask again!!"
Ha ha ha ha!
Laughter filled the theater, and Song Yi naturally couldn't stop laughing at the exit door. He immediately turned to look at her husband, "Is this true?"
A smile appeared on Qi Yuncheng's lips, "Well! This is the rule! You can only ask these generations."
"oh."
As soon as Song Yi agreed, the apprenticeship ceremony was almost over.
As the host, Zheng Xiding immediately greeted, "Okay, then our teachers and apprentices will bow deeply to all the viewers who came today and thank you.
At the same time, our program has officially started, so I have delayed everyone."
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
Amidst the warm applause, a group of people on the stage began to leave, and at the same time Zheng Xiding began to register for the first program.
Today is the Silk Festival, so the program is of course indispensable.
As soon as the show was announced, a pair of relatively unfamiliar actors performed the opening performance.
Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang had performances today, so the latter quickly changed clothes as soon as they left. Their show was on the second one.
They were in a hurry, as they were still busy preparing to become apprentices.
Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping were also present today, but they were in third place, so they still had a lot of time to watch the show. It just so happened that he also used this time to spend more time with his wife.
Indeed, it had been a long time since he came to the small theater with her, and since the Gangsi Festival was over, he had to be busy again, and he felt more or less guilty towards his wife.
I have been busy almost all year.
You know, they just got married.
"young married woman?"
"What's wrong?" Song Yi asked curiously as he sat on the chair, his eyes full of doubts.
"When this year is over, I will spend some time with you."
"I know."
After being together for so long, how could a wife not understand her husband's career? "It's almost here anyway. Teacher Guo said, can't we make time at the end of the year? Then December is our time, right?"
Fortunately, there was Lanlan playing with me in the middle, so it wasn't too boring."
"Do you really treat her as a toy?"
"Aren't children just for fun? By the way, you said you were planning to have children by the end of the year!" Suddenly Song Yi's expression became strange, and his voice was very soft, for fear that someone would hear.
After all, this was a private conversation between their husband and wife, and it would be very embarrassing for others to hear it.
Qi Yuncheng nodded happily, "Are you so excited?"
"The main reason is that Lanlan makes me feel so good that I can't help but look forward to my own child."
"Reality and imagination are sometimes opposite. It's like getting married. You thought the wedding was romantic, but then you came back as tired as a dog?"
"I don't care, I just want my own child. You are not allowed to go anywhere at the end of the year."
Song Yi was shouting at the exit door, while Qi Yuncheng was speechless by his side. After a while of silence, he continued to look up at today's program.
However, time passed quickly. After five or six performances, it was his turn to meet Luan Yunping. How could they not perform on the Gangsi Festival, especially today when the audience was very lively.
The only thing is that the stage is too small. The festival could have been held in the North Exhibition, but the apprenticeship ceremony was much more enjoyable here, and the place was intimate.
It's a pity that Xiaoyue couldn't come today. He was filming and couldn't catch up even if he wanted to.
"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Drawing a Fan"! The performers are Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping!!"
"oh!!"
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
"Qi Yuncheng!!"
"Team Luan!!"
…
Seeing the actors, the audience was as excited and noisy as ever.
Qi Yuncheng felt that the atmosphere was equally exciting. After receiving the gift, he hurried back and said, "It's the annual Gangsi Festival again, and today is also the apprenticeship ceremony of Jiuzike. It's even more joyful."
Luan Yunping nodded, "In the future, our senior brothers will have to take more care of you."
"Actually, it's okay to be a senior brother. They are mainly elders. Only with them can we, the disciples, learn and progress."
"The old gentlemen are very knowledgeable."
"That's right. It's obvious whether this person is knowledgeable or not. I wonder if you have noticed that a truly knowledgeable person will not boast about his virtues. There is a saying that the real person does not show his appearance, and the real person does not show his appearance.
?”
"right."
"It's the same no matter what. For example, this is a certain artist. This artist must be recognized by others. If you admit it yourself, it won't be good."
Luan Yunping immediately followed, "Yes, there is no need to boast."
"Luan Yunping's father is like this. I admire him from the bottom of my heart. You must know that the old man has studied and is proficient in all kinds of music, chess, calligraphy and painting. In this regard, he is simply amazing."
"Yeah?"
"I like to chat with his father when I have nothing to do." Qi Yuncheng pointed to his partner, and then performed the gesture without actually doing it, "I love to write and draw. Not to mention the old man, everyone in the family draws."
"They all like to draw two strokes." Luan Yunping affirmed.
"The old man is good at painting, especially painting fans. You don't have to ask for anything, he paints for you. It is said that when I was in my forties or fifties, I painted a lot, but later my legs and feet became weak and I couldn't paint anymore."
The two were not next to each other at all, and Luan Yunping had to wonder, "My dad draws with his legs, right?"
"No." Qi Yuncheng quickly explained, "When he wants to paint, most people will run away. He is young enough to catch up. If he catches up, he will snatch the fan home and paint it for you."
"Isn't this a bitch?"
"Later on, I got old and my legs failed, so I wrote less."
Luan Yunping was speechless, "Then don't draw."
"Sometimes when you say I'll draw something for you, the person who comes over screams and kneels down. Oh, please don't draw it. I'm older and younger."
"As for whether or not, my father is a judge? He can kill people with a pen?"
Talking and having fun, both of them are in a relaxed performance at the moment, and the jokes they tell are all old jokes, but Liang Zi is the same but has different baggage, and the times are different, so some changes are needed.
Qi Yuncheng spoke again, "I was fooled once! My wife gave me a fan when she passed by your house, and the old man saw it.
Come on, show me quickly, have you bought a fan? I'll draw a fan for you."
"Is this going to be a painting?"
"Old man, when it comes to this, do you have the nerve to refuse? I asked the old man what would you draw?" Qi Yuncheng looked like he was thinking about it. After thinking about it, he suddenly responded, "Do you like drawing a beautiful woman?"
"This is great."
"I said you painted ancient times?
No, no, no, I will draw a big movie star for you."
"Modern?" Luan Yunping and the audience below were immediately curious. They had heard the old gentleman talk about painting fans, but this time the actor changed the rules.
"Would you like to draw a big movie star for you?"
"Who is it?"
"Can Zhang Ziyi do it?"
"Look, my dad still has this ability!"
"How long should I say? Ten days."
"It's not that long."
"Okay, I'll go in ten days." Qi Yuncheng turned to one side and spoke respectfully, as if talking to someone, "Old man, where is my fan?"
"It's agreed Zhang Ziyi." Luan Yunping said.
Qi Yuncheng suddenly laughed a few more times, slowly picked up the fan on the table, opened it and looked at the fan, but as soon as he looked at it, something was wrong with his expression, and he felt unspeakable.
"This...do you like this Guo Degang?"
Hahahahaha!
"Good guy, why did you jump to Teacher Guo?"
"I knew I couldn't run away."
"The big actress was changed to Guo Degang? How did you draw this?"
…
When the first little bag came out, Song Yi had great fun with the audience at the end of the show.
Luan Yunping must not understand very much, "Why did you change Guo Degang?"
Qi Yuncheng looked at it and shook his head, "It's a little darker, shorter, and fatter."
"Huo oh, where have all these paintings gone?"
"The old man said that I would draw you a picture of Guo Degang, who is also a big star. Then you can support your master."
"Is this okay?" Luan Yunping was a little worried.
"It's easy to do! Just add a few strokes."
"Okay, that's how it was drawn from the beginning."
"I said how long it took. Five days! I went back after five days. How is my fan?"
"How was your painting this time?"
Qi Yuncheng sighed and continued to look at the fan, "Do you like landscape paintings?"
"Good fellow, is Master no longer worthy of his appearance?"
Hahahahaha!
The baggage Luan Yunping uncovered once again aroused laughter, and at the same time she continued to complain, "Master and landscape paintings are not even close to each other."
"The painting is a little outrageous, but it can turn into a landscape and draw you a picture of forced demolition."
"Has anyone painted this?"
"It's very fast. It only takes three days. I went there again three days later. What happened to my forced demolition? Wait a minute." Qi Yuncheng opened the fan again and looked at it, "Do you like abstract paintings?"
"Changed to abstract painting?"
"I'll draw an abstract painting for you and give it a name."
"Call?"
"The end of 2012."
"Well, the end of the world is over."
"Let's paint, I'll go the next day. Master, where is my fan?"
"How about it?"
"Do you like the black fan? If you do, find someone to write gold letters on it."
"Never heard of it."
After saying this short paragraph, Qi Yuncheng put away his fan and said, "This is what his father did, but to be honest, don't look at it to make fun of the old man, but I respect him very much."
"Didn't see it."
"It's normal for your hands to tremble when you get old. It's just like this when you get older. I even went home to see his father these days..."
…
On the stage, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping briefly talked about the beginning of a joke, and there was still a long time after that, but they talked about other jokes, which were almost not next to the painting fan, so they were skipped.
Sometimes the performance is just like this, and it may not necessarily be a complete set of big jobs.
There were a lot of little jokes coming together, and that's what they are at the moment.
After all, when you perform in a small theater, you just have to say what you want.
While they were talking, Song Yi, who was watching attentively, suddenly felt a vibration and quickly took out his cell phone, thinking it was Yueyue or Lanlan.
But when I saw that there was no message on my cell phone, I quickly took out my husband's cell phone from the same pocket.
When it was time to go on stage, Qi Yuncheng put his cell phone with her. Now he took it out and looked at it, and found that it was a note called Xiao Yuefa, "Brother, I have finished all the songs. Now I am rushing after filming."