Chapter 396: How can there be a honeymoon with a stopper!
"If they want me, I'll go to school and report." Guo Qiling continued to push the roller with both hands on the stage.
Qi Yuncheng casually said, "I'm still pushing."
"When I arrived at the school, I found out that it was a boarding school, and I was really happy."
"What's so good about living on campus?"
"Push the roller once a week."
Qi Yuncheng understood immediately and looked at Dalin with a smile, "Oh, there's no need to push back and forth."
"It saves trouble. But I have to bring everything with me. My dad got me a big bag with all kinds of things in it. Leather gloves, thread gloves, wool gloves, velvet gloves..."
"What about these gloves?"
"My dad said that pushing the roller requires gloves, and later he prepared two dumbbells for me."
"what?"
Guo Qiling patted her arm and said, "It's only done once a week. Don't go back while we're at it. After everything was done, I went to the dormitory and opened the door. I saw there were two-story bunks on the left.
When I saw no one was on the upper bunk, there was a buddy lying on the lower bunk."
"Someone is coming."
"I asked him: Hey man, where do I live?
above!
Got it, boom!!”
"What is this?" Qi Yuncheng asked curiously.
Guo Qiling made a motion of throwing it up, "I just threw it up, and then - bang -, the top bunk didn't press the plank! At that time, I slapped the guy on the face."
Ha ha ha ha!
Laughter burst out from the small theater, and Qi Yuncheng followed behind the table and gave a look as if he had actually seen him being hit, "This must be smashed to death."
Guo Qiling touched her chin and gently opened it, "My gums were crooked at that time. This is the root cause of the disease. When he grinds his teeth at night, he always wants to straighten his gums."
Squeak, squeak, squeak, always noisy.
But he gritted his teeth and felt comfortable, but what are we classmates going to do?"
"That is."
"But I had an idea and bought twenty kilograms of raw meat."
"What are you going to do?" Qi Yun Chengdu looked at Dalin in a panic as he had a premonition of something.
While stuffing the food, Guo Qiling was happy, "At night, he only needs to grind his teeth and add twenty kilograms of raw meat in, and he won't make any sound."
"Yeah, he bit the meat."
"Grind it again, grind it again, grind it again, grind it again, and grind it again. The next morning, there was twenty kilograms of minced meat beside my pillow."
"Okay, let's change the meat grinder."
At this point, everyone has almost understood the tone of Dalin's jokes. They have indeed thought about it carefully. They have baggage and some structure.
At the same time, some familiar jokes are stuffed into it.
But while he was talking, Qi Yuncheng's eyes were on more than one place, and he discovered that the empty seats in front of the theater had been filled without even realizing it.
This makes people wonder, if you want to know the last show, why come here to buy tickets? You can watch it for dozens of minutes and then it’s gone.
But how can he understand the fans' mood? Even if he takes a look at him and comes in to buy a ticket, it won't be a loss. Besides, Xiaoyuanzi tickets are indeed not expensive.
At this moment, Guo Qiling continued: "We live in the dormitory at night, and we have to go to school during the day. The first Chinese class in the curriculum is Chinese. The most scary thing is Chinese. Because our Chinese teacher is amazing. A senior professor hired with a lot of money, once
One hundred and one years old."
"So old?" Qi Yuncheng was surprised.
"Every day before class, a group of people would go to the ICU to pick him up."
"Huo oh."
"Five nurses, six doctors, plus eleven people to carry it."
"Okay." Qi Yuncheng understood instantly, looked at the people below and added, "Why do you want to hire someone with so much money?"
"Take the stretcher and carry it to the door of our class. The old professor brought it over and stuck it behind the desk. It's a bit angled, so it has to lean against the blackboard."
"Yes, otherwise it will fall."
"Come on, the doctor here came over and gave me a shot in the arm before I finally started talking!"
Guo Qiling tilted her body and imitated a seriously ill patient, but he was mumbling and couldn't hear clearly. Seeing this, Qi Yuncheng felt happy in his heart. He had made a lot of progress. Compared with him who didn't dare to make any big moves when he came on stage two years ago, he was completely different.
one person.
But he himself had to follow the words, "What is this about?"
"No one understood it for forty minutes, but I understood the last two words."
"What did you say?"
"get out of class is over."
"Hey, there's nothing the same in this class."
"Carry it away, carry it away! After the Chinese class, it was English, and I didn't like the English class either."
Qi Yuncheng leaned forward and asked, "Are serious patients leaning against the blackboard?"
Guo Qiling waved her hands repeatedly, supported her waist, and then suddenly bent forward, "The English teacher has a bad waist, so he lies on the desk."
"You two are in tandem."
"I can't stand these two teachers, but I can't blame them. We are a middle school affiliated with the Sports Institute, and the local cultural classes that teach physical education are more or less exempted."
"The focus is on sports."
"We have to have sports. It's a devilish training. We go to the playground and run all afternoon. Who can stand it? I have to think of an idea. By the way, I'll go to the hospital."
"Are you in a hospital at such a young age?" Qi Yuncheng wondered.
"I almost went to school. I hurried to the infirmary to figure out what the disease was. I didn't think of it, so I just waited at the door for a while."
"what?"
"Let me see the people who come here and see what diseases they have."
"Learn a lesson."
"I was lying there, and a girl came over quietly and pushed the door open." Guo Qiling deliberately whispered, "Um...doctor, I have a stomachache.
Okay, don't run away, go back and rest.
She won’t run away??”
"No."
"Another girl is here, doctor, I have a stomachache.
Okay, stop running and drink some hot water.
After a while, another girl came and the doctor had a stomachache.
Then don’t run away and find a place to rest for a while.”
After saying that, Guo Qiling was extremely happy and glanced at her brother, "This is so suitable. I'll give it a try too."
"you?"
"Push the door open and come in! Doctor, I have a stomachache too!!"
"What did the doctor say?"
"Just run around ten times and get rid of the shit."
The baggage was revealed, and there was some laughter.
Guo Qiling stood behind the microphone and looked confused as to why this happened. Then she touched her stomach and asked, "Brother, I don't understand. It's just a stomachache. Why doesn't he let me rest?"
Qi Yuncheng couldn't help but laugh, "You are so unlucky."
"At that time, it was a typical violation of classroom discipline to be in the sick room in class. The teacher would mention this at the beginning of the class meeting and criticize us."
"You have to talk about it."
"Everyone has sat down in the class. The teacher opened the door and came in, standing in front of the desk." Guo Qiling straightened her body and cleared her throat, "Classmates, let's have a meeting."
"Okay!" Qi Yuncheng acted like a student, perfectly cooperating with Dalin, as if he was playing with him. After all, he was trying out jokes in a small theater.
"Stop talking over there, put your phone away, stop playing cards over there, stop kissing."
"Huo oh? Still kissing?"
Suddenly Guo Qiling shouted: "Get out of the skewers, don't add cumin!!"
"This is all such a mess! Your classroom is so messy, and you are still a peddler. Is there anyone who can't even talk about cross talk?"
Ha ha ha ha!
This is a good performance, the audience enjoyed it, and Qi Yuncheng laughed even more after he showed off the points he had been talking about in cross talk.
So Guo Qiling stood behind the microphone and admired her brother, but she didn't expect that he could add fuel to the fire.
"Boom away, boom away! Everyone is out! The teacher said: I will tell you one thing today."
Qi Yuncheng said: "I didn't talk much."
"Who opened the door to our school? Guo Qiling, you are the most energetic one in the class."
"Good guy, yes!"
His face changed, and Guo Qiling whispered behind the microphone, "I can't admit it. Although the door is lighter than a stone roller, it was definitely not my fault."
"You've already compared yourself with Shi Nianzi, that's you."
"He didn't know it was me. He was having a big meeting up there, and I was having a small meeting down below, mumbling. I was mumbling, and the teacher saw it, and he had some punishment measures."
"How to punish."
"Guo Qiling, what are you doing? Whispering? Stand up and repeat it loudly twenty times in front of Quan Quan's classmates."
"This is punishment." Qi Yuncheng affirmed.
Guo Qiling lowered her head and felt extremely aggrieved, "Teacher, I was wrong, I don't dare anymore.
Repeat fifty times!!
Oh...the teacher's pants are unzipped! The teacher's pants are unzipped! The teacher's pants are unzipped!..."
As soon as I said it, the laughter in the theater couldn't help but come out again.
The jokes selected by Dalin may be available online, but it also depends on the specific performance.
Qi Yuncheng was also very comfortable, so he didn't deliberately cause trouble. The main reason was that he had been busy for several months before coming back. He was very tired and hadn't had much rest yet.
You must know that when they flew in today, they were in a hurry. Now that their bodies have recovered, their spirits are still not good.
The cross talk continued like this, speaking calmly.
But Zhang Jiuling, who was watching the whole scene from the side, was wondering why it was completely different from when he was being measured, and when he said he was going to live or die.
I was immediately a little envious, after all, the atmosphere on the stage was so good at the moment.
But this is all a joke, his scene is also interesting as that one. On the contrary, senior brother also let me know that traditional life should not be too rigid.
However, as he was watching, Luan Yunping's voice suddenly appeared beside him, "Jiu Ling, are you almost finished?"
"Ouch!" Zhang Jiuling trembled when he heard the voice, and quickly held his chest and gasped, "Brother Luan, why are you walking without making any sound at night? You have been talking for a while now."
"You are too fascinated by it." Luan Yunping looked at Jiuling's reaction and found it interesting. Her face was full of smiles, and she pointed behind her, "There are many people coming from the back door. In a short time, the news of Yuncheng's arrival spread.
Already?"
Of course Zhang Jiuling knew that, let alone the back door, he had just witnessed a small wave of girls coming over quickly to fill in the empty seats. These dozen or so girls were probably picked out from a crowd.
Logically speaking, scalpers have more means to grab tickets, but Zhang Yiyuan's traffic is far less than that of other theaters, so scalpers may not even look at this place.
Even the traffic of Deyun Tianqiao Theater is much better than that of Zhang Yiyuan. There are also Huguang Guild Hall and Xiaoyue stationed there, so they often keep an eye on it.
Otherwise there won't be any tickets left here.
However, it was precisely because he didn't grab it that the scalper went crazy with worry when he found out that Qi Yuncheng was coming.
For Qi Yuncheng's airdrop, they can sell a very high price for even a dozen tickets. They understand the audience's psychology, and as long as they can see the actors, they will not hesitate even if they spend a little more money in the end.
However, two or three scalpers rushed over and all the tickets were sold.
It can only be a wasted trip in the middle of winter.
They ran in vain, but the noisy and lively theater was warm. At the same time, the two people's performance ended, and they received a lot of applause.
After the applause, all the actors in the small theater today came on stage.
Qi Yuncheng was quite happy to see them, each of them had grown a lot, and then he looked at the audience in the back row to tease them a little.
"I just saw a wave of talents coming in not long ago, why don't we just leave like this!!!"
"Ah!! No!!!!"
As soon as I said that, a small wave of girls came from behind and screamed in agony.
On the stage, Qi Yuncheng was satisfied, "The section I just talked about was a cross talk written by Dalin himself. I will give you a section and I can see that the progress has been huge."
"No!" Guo Qiling stood nearby and said humbly.
Audience: "Qi Yuncheng! Will there be any performances after coming back? Let's buy tickets!"
When the next question was asked, Qi Yuncheng held the table and was embarrassed, "Still performing? I don't know how many performances I performed this year! I didn't even go on my honeymoon with my wife after we got married."
In the last month, please let me spend time with my wife, and I will perform with you next year."
"Yo~~"
There were bursts of sour tone from below.
Not only girls, but boys also start chatting with each other from time to time, but girls these days are not so reserved, and as long as they make a fuss and raise their voices, the other boys have little room to show off, and they really can't shout at them.
Even though there are not too many girls here today.
“Can I add one more??”
"What?" Qi Yuncheng asked, looking up at a girl in the back row.
"Add one more and I'll go with you, at my own expense!"
Ha ha ha ha!
Laughter overflowed.
Qi Yuncheng stood on the stage and almost lost his guard, "I can't grasp your thoughts more and more. How can you have a honeymoon with a honeymoon at your own expense? I will stop doing this kind of thing when Yue Yunpeng gets married, you know?"
It’s so shameless.”
"You know it too!"
Suddenly Luan Yunping couldn't stand still and came out from the side curtain. When he appeared, the audience was even more happy.
I know that everyone has returned from overseas.
Originally he didn't want to disturb him, but when he saw Qi Yuncheng chatting pretty well with the audience, he thought of coming out to remind him of the time.
There are some late-comers who can play for a while after the curtain call, but not for too long.
And he still had something to discuss with his partner, so he just came up and had a few words together.
But he couldn't control the time, and the small theater suddenly became exciting, and it didn't end until almost eleven o'clock.
When Qi Yuncheng finally went backstage and returned the coat to Zhang Jiuling and put on his original coat, Luan Yunping walked over and said quickly: "Yuncheng, Zhao Yunxia came to see me just now. It's still about the captain."
After putting on his coat, Qi Yuncheng turned his head and wondered, "Didn't we agree on the sesame cakes?"
"I mentioned Shaobing, but didn't I mean that I wanted him to be the one? But during this period of the performance, the good guy was preparing to poach some people from other teams and put them in the fifth team.