Around eight o'clock in the evening, a table of vegetables and rice was put away at home, but Song Yi sat in front of the TV and didn't really want to leave.
She had been watching the Spring Festival Gala on Tianjing TV since 7:30. She didn't know how long she had endured it, just waiting for her husband to come out.
Now I guess there will only be one or two shows soon, and I definitely don’t want to be distracted.
"Let's watch while you eat. Who can stop you?" Song's father couldn't sense his daughter's thoughts, and complained at the same time, "Why does it feel the same as when my son-in-law went to the Hubei Satellite TV Spring Festival Gala? You came back that day and watched.
Excited.
Now that I'm married and pregnant, it's still the same."
Mother Song was serving food at the dinner table and thought about how this was true before. At that time, she had lied to them that they were not together. She saw Qi Yuncheng on TV, and she couldn't tell how excited she was at home.
I really don’t know if someone else’s daughter is pregnant and has transformed into a good wife and mother, but she hasn’t changed at all.
Song Yi definitely had no resistance to food. He threw all the orange peels on the coffee table into the trash can and went to sit down to eat. However, he kept his eyes on the TV while eating, for fear of missing something.
And after eating for a while.
Tianjing TV’s lively Spring Festival Gala finally has another language program.
"Thank you to the actors in our last program for their wonderful performance. The next program that will bring joy to everyone is a cross talk show called "Interruption". Let us give a round of applause to Qi Yuncheng and Shi Fukuan!"
[To be honest, I’ve been using @ lately
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"Really? What time do you leave?"
"Hey?" Shi Fukuan was suddenly startled and pointed at the child, "How did you hear this? You have the same problem as your master!"
Hahahahaha!
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
The audience was all amused. The joke was from a long time ago, but the works of the two old men are still out of date even now.
Listening to the excitement in the studio, Qi Yuncheng felt a little embarrassed on the stage. He immediately explained to himself, "Sometimes I'm better, and sometimes I'm worse! If you speak a little louder, I can hear you."
Shi Fukuan's expression already showed that he would love whatever he wanted, and he spoke again, "It's time for us to perform!"
"You asked what time it is?" Qi Yuncheng immediately raised his wrist to look at it, "It's exactly after eight o'clock... Oh, I don't seem to be wearing a watch."
"Then what are you looking at? Your eyes don't work well, do you?"
Shi Fukuan shook his head and tried to make his voice louder and slower, "You are wrong."
"What? Spring Festival Gala? Yes, the Spring Festival Gala is great!" Qi Yuncheng became excited and pointed to his right, "I have been here for a long time. Today's program is very exciting. Take a good look and learn from it. Don't worry.
I thought I was pretty good as I got older."
"Okay, come give me a lesson."
There is no big or small thing on stage, but there are rules off stage.
The audience really likes the contrast created, and this is one of the skills of cross talk.
Song Yi, who was in front of the TV, must also be aware of this. He was eating and watching, completely ignoring that he had eaten too much, and his eyes were only on the appearance of her husband's performance.
At this time, Shi Fukuan looked a little angry and pointed at Qi Yuncheng, "You are interrupting me with your words. It sounds so irritating!"
"Hmm? Listen to Peking Opera?"
"Who is it?"
"Yes!" Because it was a lively stage, Qi Yuncheng was excited with joy the whole time he took the stage. "It was performed just now. Didn't you hear it? But it doesn't matter. Just tell me what you want to hear and I'll let the director arrange it for you."
"What are the arrangements? You have nothing to say, and you are just talking nonsense to me."
"Wujiapo?"
"Wujiapo?" Shi Fukuan looked surprised when he jumped to this point, and repeated in surprise.
"Wu Jiapo, don't look for anyone else. Can't I sing a few lines for you and that's it? I'll sing for you."
Looking away from the master, Qi Yuncheng looked at the audience below to cheer up, and spoke in a clean and high-pitched tone, "What a chaste Wang Baochuan, all kinds of teasing is in vain~~..."
Take out a silver ingot from your arms and place the silver on the horizon~~
Give these ingots of silver in twos and threes to my sister-in-law to be a good husband, buy silk, make clothes, make jewelry, and put hairpin rings, and I will be a young couple with you in a few years~~"
Audience: "Okay!
A shout of praise and bursts of applause came together again.
At the same time, even Song's mother in front of the TV had to say, "Yun Cheng's singing is really good, and his voice condition is very good."
"Of course." Song Yi said proudly, "My husband's teacher is Teacher Yu Kuizhi, but the two teachers are too busy, and he is not from the group, so they rarely see each other, and they can only contact each other by mobile phone.
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"Really? The teacher is Mr. Yu Kuizhi?"
"Um!"
"Yuncheng is really amazing. I really don't know how you got close to him in the first place."
"How can you say Pong? We both like each other."
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As we were chatting here, Shi Fukuan was undoubtedly the most difficult person in the bustling commotion, "I mean it's too hard to talk to you."
"Oh? Chasing Han Xin?"
"I can also chase Han Xin, and I will sing a few lines for you."
Qi Yuncheng got up and started singing again, and he sang well from the beginning.
After singing, Shi Fuguan said with a smile, "My child's ear tone is not very good, but he can sing pretty well."
"Thank you for the compliment!"
"Why did you hear this again?"
Quickly continuing to act deaf, Qi Yuncheng said, "I'll be good and bad sometimes. You go on."
"I said your singing wasn't very good!"
"Do you want to continue singing?"
"Why keep singing! Just follow along and pretend to be stupid."
"Stealing a royal horse? I can do it too. I'll sing a few lines for you."
"You know quite a lot now."
After saying that, Qi Yuncheng began to show his skills. As for why Shi Fukuan chose this show, he really wanted to talk about this part again, but more importantly, it was for the children to show off, not only his master, but also the master.
After singing, it successfully made the Tianjing Spring Festival Gala lively.
But he still had to perform, so Shi Fukuan looked at the audience and nodded, "I finally understand. I'll deal with him first, and then I'll perform for everyone."
My child, I’m telling you, but you can’t hear me!”
"Go to court?"
Ha ha ha ha!
There are some viewers below who know how to laugh.
This sentence has almost become a meme.
"Why are you going to court? It's a big holiday, so we'll go there in two days."
"It takes too much effort for me to talk to you!"
"Sue someone? Sue whom?" Qi Yuncheng became more and more worried as he spoke.
Shi Fukuan: "Don't sue anyone."
Qi Yuncheng: "Sue Wu Laodao? He is a monk, why are you suing him?"
Shi Fukuan: "I said your ears are sick."
Qi Yuncheng: "It's not clear who to sue? It's okay to think about it before you go, otherwise it won't be accepted."
Shi Fukuan: "Your ears are too deep."
Qi Yuncheng: "Are you looking for someone? Tell me who you are looking for. I know many people."
Shi Fukuan: "Don't always do this to me."
Qi Yuncheng: "What's your date? You're not married yet? I'll tell you who you're attracted to."
"Ouch!" Shi Fukuan beside him was really angry. Following his own mood, he looked at the audience and pointed at the child again, "You, let me see if you can pretend it until the first day of the new year!"...
"You want to marry Li Guyi? No, grandma is already married."
"Okay, if you can, just spend the night with me."
"Oh, you want to marry Zhu Bajie? This is suitable!"
"screw you!"
Shi Fukuan pushed, and there were bursts of laughter below. The master could say that there was nothing he couldn't say, but according to the original lines, the two of them were finished here.
But it was too short, so I added some things I thought about later, pretending not to hear the misinterpretation.
After performing for about ten minutes, the cross talk came to an end and they all bowed and left the stage.
At the moment of bowing, the audience laughed and applauded.
This was a joke that the two elders came up with at short notice. Now that it can be performed formally, it is also a very good souvenir.
They go down, and the host comes up and continues the following program.
Next, there will be singing, dancing, sketches, etc. After they are done, they will come to the group room of Young Master and the three of them. The language program is the biggest highlight of today's Tianjing party.
The performance is even more enjoyable than singing and dancing.
At this moment, Song Yi, who was at home, finally finished watching her husband's show, but she said with great regret, "I just said that it was gone after such a while? How long did it take to listen? I didn't even finish a bowl of rice."
"That's how the Spring Festival Gala is, sometimes it lasts." Song's mother put a chicken wing in her daughter's bowl, "Eat well, I have to keep it for Yuncheng after eating."
"oh."
Looking back, Song Yi listened to "Let's Swing the Oars" and finished today's dinner. After eating, she sat back and watched TV. She didn't care about other programs, but she would watch more when Young Master appeared.
A few glances.
Because he is an ancestor, which is really high when you think about it.
But as soon as the three of them finished speaking, the sky
The Spring Festival Gala program is almost finished, and then I listen to my mother talking about it after washing the dishes.
"This is the Year of the Horse. When the baby is born, I hope it will be quieter than you. Don't really run around with the pony. That will make the adults worry too much, and we can't often help take care of it."
"My husband will take care of education issues." Song Yidu muttered, "We also have an apprentice, shouldn't we take good care of it? That girl is very good."
I know a little about Zhou Gulan, Song's father and Song's mother, but not much. At most, I know that a daughter like herself can be a master's wife. It's strange to think about it.
The word "Master's Wife" sounds very dignified and mature. Just like Teacher Wang Hui, she has a large group of children in charge. Not only is there no chaos, but she is also very orderly. I admire her when I think about it.
But while wiping her hands, Song's mother looked at her daughter and couldn't help but click her tongue. This click made Song Yi feel speechless.
How disgusting this is for yourself.
"Are you feeling any physical discomfort now?"
"there is none left."
"Be mentally prepared. It's only been a month now, but once your belly gets bigger, you'll be miserable. It was like this when I was pregnant with you."
"My husband will take good care of me."
"That's what I said, but you talk about your husband and my husband every day, and I'm confused. How do you two get along with each other, so that you are so clingy?"
Song Yi didn't know what to say, "He's just so nice to me! I'm very happy and I don't regret marrying him at all."
"I'm afraid that people will regret it."
"How is it possible? He will definitely not regret it. I will ask him later."
"Okay, I'm kidding you."
A smile appeared on Mrs. Song's face. Her mouth was usually busy with her daughter, but how could she not be happy when she was about to give birth to a baby.
Being able to live so quickly without having to rush yourself saves a lot of things.
"Tell me about Lanlan. How many apprentices will you accept in the future? Can you tell? Teacher Guo has too many apprentices, and they are really powerful."
"I shouldn't charge too much, just Lanlan, and Lanlan is very well-behaved."
Speaking of the girl, Song Yi looked proud. Not only was her academic performance very good, she was also talented in the drums, and she would go to the theater to perform in the future.
But when she thought about it, her expression drooped again.
Lan Lan has so many advantages, but her feelings are nothing. No, I must let my husband come up with his own advantages tonight, otherwise he won’t be able to sleep.