Hearing this, Hou Zhen was stunned for a moment, with a strange expression on his face, "Is this what the bastard said?"
"Don't make blind assumptions. Just say that Guan Yu died and built the Guandi Temple, filled with cigarette smoke. Mr. Guan wants to take a look."
"Yes, he has become a god."
"Take a look below!" Qi Yuncheng pretended to be a character and looked down, "Dam, I didn't expect my temple to be so popular.
Very good!
But just as he was sighing, he heard the sound of crying."
"Who's crying?"
"Look down, okay, it's not the people crying, it's the bastard on the camel stone tablet that's crying."
"Why is this bastard crying?" Hou Zhen shook his head in confusion.
Naturally, Qi Yuncheng also lowered his head and continued to ask, "Hey, bastard, why are you crying?"
"Yeah, why are you crying? This monument is too heavy?"
"Who asked you?" Qi Yuncheng said another nonsense. He was speechless to the Marquis, and then continued to speak, "Second Master Guan, I won't feel wronged if I give the camel tablet to other gods.
I feel so wronged that I can only give you the Guan Er Ye Tuo Stone Monument!!"
"Yeah?"
"They say you are loyal and loyal for a long time, and they say there is nothing wrong with you, but the reality is otherwise. There is something wrong with you. You take advantage of the four words of wine, sex and wealth."
"So that's what I said."
"Just this sentence made Mr. Guan so angry!"
Qi Yuncheng's face was ferocious, he picked up the fan on the table and started throwing the fan, "With a cry, he unsheathed his sword and asked.
You bastard, how can I take advantage of the four words "wine, sex, wealth, and fortune?"
"Are you going to kill it?"
"Don't be in a hurry, you bastard. Speak slowly and listen to me.
Warm the wine and kill Hua Xiong. You have the character of wine. In the twelfth year of your stay in Cao Ying, Cao Cao gave you ten beauties and countless gold and silver. You have one color and one wealth.
In the end, you were so angry that you took away Maicheng, so take advantage of the word "qi".
Are you a drunkard and a wealthy person?"
"It's true," Hou Zhen said, nodding his big round head.
"When I heard that Mr. Guan Er was happy, he was just angry. The sword was returned to its sheath, Chang Ran pointed at the bastard and said something."
"what did you say?"
When it came to the final moment, Qi Yuncheng's posture and tone became tense, he pointed down and said, "You bastard, you bastard, don't think you are a beast.
Are you still obsessed with the Three Kingdoms?"
"Huh?" Hou Zhen was holding his hands, then he reacted and suddenly pushed Qi Yuncheng, "Fuck you!!!"
Hahahahaha!
"good!!!"
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
The last one is just a baggage.
And it connects the dots that have been buried for a long time.
How could the audience not understand that they were having fun and applauding at the same time.
When it comes to these things, everyone knows that Qi Yuncheng is awesome.
And after the applause.
Qi Yuncheng and Hou Zhen bowed and went to the side curtain without looking back.
There was no encore this time, mainly to free up time for the curtain call later.
After arriving at the side curtain, Qi Yuncheng chatted with Master and the others for a few words, then went backstage to rest.
During the process of reaching the backstage, Hou Zhen was very puzzled and asked, "What's going on? Why are you so thirsty after talking today?"
Is there still water backstage?”
"Yes, everything is ready."
Qi Yuncheng came backstage and replied, as to why he was thirsty?
Needless to say?
Before starting, Mr. Hou talked nonsense for almost two hours, plus one more talk. It's strange that his mouth is not dry.
But after Hou Zhen finished drinking the water, he didn't do anything else. He found a place to sit and played with his mobile phone.
Seeing him like this, Qi Yunguo repeatedly checked his mobile phone, and then checked the official website of World of Warcraft.
As soon as I saw it, I smiled bitterly, because it has been well maintained.
It is estimated that he is looking at the content after this maintenance.
As for the cross talk just now, just pretend it never happened.
Logically speaking, most crosstalk actors will review the performance after the performance to see if there is anything that was not handled well.
But the Marquis didn't have any thoughts in this regard. It was enough after he said it, so why bother thinking about it.
This is why Qi Yuncheng admires him.
It would be a happy thing to be able to live like this.
However, Qi Yuncheng didn't pay attention for long, Luan Yunping found it from the side curtain, and then told Zhang Yiyuan about holding a special performance.
At the same time, let’s briefly talk about the situation of the small theater.
Anyway, it can be summed up in four words: making ends meet.
Now they have to find ways to improve these things.
Qi Yuncheng is naturally very willing to do these things. His disciples have all been performing in theaters since childhood, but when it comes to small theater performances.
He thought about it a little more.
After all, I can never forget my "brother"!
"In this case, let's bring Dalin with us when the time comes and let him try it."
"Dalin?"
Luan Yunping was a little hesitant, but she didn't think Dalin was that bad.
The main reason is that he doesn't know what jokes he knows, and the key task is to go to school.
Especially since there will definitely be a lot of people coming that day, whether I can finish talking is a question.
After all, he was only about fifteen years old.
"No, what do you think? Does Dalin also want to talk about cross talk?"
Luan Yunping didn't mean anything, she was just curious.
"That's right, I want him to have a formal try. Before, the master or uncle would take him or give him some advice.
That's far inferior to what he thinks and says."
Luan Yunping nodded thoughtfully. He and Qi Yuncheng had been together in Deyun for more than five years, so they knew that he would never say anything unreasonable.
So I agreed.
"That's okay, but who will measure it for him?"
"Isn't this simple?"
Qi Yuncheng was immediately happy. He had been born in two lifetimes, and he still didn't know who Dalin's best partner was?
At this moment, Yan Hexiang is basically wandering around doing things, such as cooperating with other disciples of Hezi Branch, and talking with his third brother from time to time.
So he spoke directly.
"Just Yan Hexiang, I'll give him a call then."
"It's indeed possible according to him. It's settled like this. Tell me the program when the time comes and I'll try to arrange it for the next week of the National Day special. Do you have enough time?"
"Of course it's enough."
"That's good, I'm just worried about your time."
The two of them were talking when suddenly Hou Zhen, who was waiting in the background, raised his head and said, "Actually, I can also measure Dalin's work!"
"Oops! Just take a rest, Dalin is so talented!"
Qi Yuncheng smiled helplessly.
Although he had seen Mr. Hou and Dalin joking in his previous life, at this time Dalin was in a state of complete ignorance as a student.
The risk factor for Mr. Hou to measure is too high.
Others would do it in a joking way, so of course he would do it, but this was the first time Dalin's name was on the theater program, so it was better to be more cautious.
If you can't pick it up, it will be very embarrassing.
When Hou Zhen heard this, he didn't say much, but he understood it, and then continued, "Anyway, I will be your host that day. By the way, don't you need Xiaobian'er's phone number?