Crosstalk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is set up under the stage Chapter 417 Sing this? From now on, my daughter will take the lead when she sees it
Chapter 417 Sing this? From now on, my daughter will take the lead when she sees it
Chapter 417 Singing this? From now on, when my daughter sees her, she will take the lead in rebelling against the three customs! [Please subscribe]
More and more people are coming in to Yanjing Gymnasium.
But there are tens of thousands of seats, which cannot be filled even if you try to fill them at the first time. It is indeed too much.
The audience was sparse, but there was no film anywhere.
Of course, this is just the beginning, and when there are really more people, the spacious stadium will be different again. All the seats are almost filled. Looking at it, it seems that in just ten minutes, the auditorium has turned into a black mass.
And all kinds of people's voices.
By almost 7:30, the tens of thousands of spectators were fully formed, and everyone was buzzing and excitedly discussing the performance they had come to watch this time.
"This time we both managed to grab Qi Yuncheng's ticket. It was not easy."
"It's been almost a year. It's been almost a year since I've performed. Do you know how long we've been waiting? I have to say that Qi Yuncheng is really willing to do it."
"Did you see that little girl on Weibo? She's so cute and tiny. She really lives up to the words in the joke. You can pinch her cheeks to make water flow."
"Qi Yun gave birth to a baby in Chengdu. I don't even have a partner yet. I think I can start raising a baby in the cloud. The baby is really beautiful. He has definitely inherited the good looks of his parents."
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A large number of spectators came to discuss some things about Qi Yuncheng in their seats. Indeed, his birth was the biggest highlight of the day. Maybe we will see him bring his child to the stage in the future.
Who doesn't know that Deyun has a group of daughter slaves, and that little girl has to be spoiled to death?
In addition, we can understand from the fact that Teacher Guo kept posting photos of the little girl that day. He posted a total of sixteen photos of the little girl sleeping.
I don’t know how many people commented and liked it.
And just when tens of thousands of people were making various noises.
Finally there was some movement on the big stage in the middle.
After the red curtain opened, several beautiful hosts came on stage to make opening remarks. There were thousands of people in attendance. How could the host hired by the organizer be bad?
But no matter how good-looking the host is, the performance must continue. After a while, the first couple of actors will begin to be announced.
The first pair is Guo Qiling and Yan Hexiang.
Their appearance is to warm up this huge venue. Year after year, the two people's skills are also changing day by day. The opening of the previous junior college concerts may have been quite awkward.
It’s almost 2015 now, and some of the corresponding skills and experiences are much better.
After telling a traditional paragraph "Dang Xing Lun"!
A beautiful host came on stage to announce the curtain once again.
"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Red Event"! The performers are Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping!!"
With a sweet smile on her face, the host started walking towards the exit door. She hadn't even taken a few steps yet.
The entire stadium with tens of thousands of people was like Kong Yunlong lighting up nearly tens of thousands of firecrackers. They all exploded at this moment, because as soon as the host left, the actors had already appeared and were seen by the audience.
Even though they were still on the edge, they still couldn't stop their inner excitement and joy.
"Good guy, how many cannons do I have to fire to make this noise happen!"
When the two came on stage, it was impossible for Kong Yunlong and the others not to stand at the side curtains and watch. Even if they didn't watch, they would still be frightened by these movements from the background.
Xiaosi fell into the latter category of sesame seed cakes. He was just eating when he heard some noise and ran up.
When he came up and heard the words of the third brother, Shaobing said firmly, "The cannons we fired that day were powerful enough. You were blown up. In this situation, the gymnasium can be blown up."
"It's already fried! Shaobing, think about how you're going to pick it up."
"Yeah! How on earth are you going to do this? I guess the audience will make a fuss after the performance. They would have known I was opening the show."
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While several fellow apprentices were chatting away, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping had already arrived to adjust the microphones and make preparations for the cross talk. Some of them also came to give gifts.
Seeing this gift again, Qi Yuncheng felt very cordial and finally came again.
Looking forward to this.
"Yuncheng! Yuncheng! This is a diaper for the child!!"
"Will the baby like this bear?"
"There are also clothes made for the children here. Let's see if they can be worn."
"This is also for the baby."
A bunch of gifts, Qi Yuncheng found out why they were all for children, nearly 70% of them were like this.
Only a small part was given to him and Luan Yunping.
After picking up the things, ask someone to help take them down.
Qi Yuncheng stood behind the microphone for the first time in a long time and spoke, "Is it because I haven't been on stage for a long time? This audience has changed. Why are all the gifts given to children? She has received more gifts than me even at her young age."
And no one says they like me like before, am I out of date?"
"No!!!"
"Qi Yuncheng, I like you!!"
"Love you!!"
As soon as the actor said it, the girls below were so impressed that they shouted at the top of their lungs and were even more excited than before.
Qi Yuncheng was very happy. He looked up at the packed stadium and said, "It's true that I haven't performed for a long time. I mainly stay at home with my wife. Now my child is born.
My name is Xixi! She is one month old and she is a girl, but she made trouble at home one day and annoyed her mother very much.
She had to go back quickly after the performance, otherwise her mother would go crazy.
Forget it, don’t talk about this, let’s talk about something serious.”
"Keep talking!!" The audience seemed to want to know about the baby, and some viewers in the front row kept encouraging.
Qi Yuncheng frowned, "You can't say more, you spent money, you can't just come here for this."
Luan Yunping finally spoke at this time, "We have to talk about cross talk properly. We have time today to ask for it."
"Then who are you talking about? Let me talk about Luan Yunping's father. He is a really nice man, but it's a pity that he is not married."
"Wait a minute." Luan Yunping suddenly stretched out her hand to stop her partner, "Let's not talk about whether you are a hard worker or not. How can I get it if he is not married?"
"Hey! You happened later. You only came into existence after getting married."
Only then did Luan Yunping understand, "You weren't married in the first place?"
"I got married and had children in my twenties. Your father was different at that time. He got married late. He was mainly busy doing good deeds on the street from day to night. How could he have time to care about his own life-long affairs? Because of this, the matchmakers in Yanjing City became a sensation.
!
Luan Dashan, who can guarantee this marriage? It happened that a matchmaker came to your house to look for your father. As soon as he entered the courtyard, he shouted: Where is Luan Dashan? Where is the good man? Who is the matchmaker?
"
"You're here?" Luan Yunping said, and the audience laughed, "You know it's not called that?"
"Your father came out! The matchmaker looked at it and said: I'm telling you, you are not young anymore. It's time to start a family. It would be great to have someone to take care of you.
OK, is there any suitable one?
There is a family living there, your grandma's house, and your father is happy to let her talk."
Luan Yunping waved her hand and said, "Tell someone."
"The matchmaker turned around and ran to your grandma as if she had obeyed the imperial edict." Qi Yuncheng extended a thumbs up and praised, "Your grandma's family is a big family in Yanjing City. They live in Dashilan, Qianmen, and they own several alleys.
, is it the Seven Hutongs or the Nine Hutongs?”
"Bada Hutong." Luan Yunping understood what her partner was going to say, so she might as well say it herself first.
Qi Yuncheng smiled and nodded, "It seems that future generations still know."
"What a mess, it's not these places. You can't live there at all."
"Anyway, it's an old house. When the matchmaker came and took a look at the door, it was amazing! Then I looked again and found your uncle standing at the door. Your uncle thought he was a top student at Peking University. He was on vacation right now. He was standing at the door with righteous thoughts.
Write a book."
After gesturing his height, Qi Yuncheng continued, "He must be about 1.78 meters tall, with a shaved head, a green beard, bare arms and belts, wearing shoes underneath, and two hairtail fish tattooed on his chest.
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"Oops!" Seeing that her partner was embarrassed here, Luan Yunping corrected, "It's not hairtail."
"Toramu?" Qi Yuncheng wondered.
"What Tama? That's Erlong playing with beads. The key is, is this the dress of a scholar?"
"Of course he is a literati, especially the book in his hand is worth talking about."
"Four Great Classics?"
"The golden vase is gone."
"How can anyone read this book openly?"
"Eh?" Qi Yun suddenly burst into laughter and pointed at Luan Yunping, "So you were looking at it secretly, right? With words or pictures? With pictures? I just said, why is the safe at Master's house missing a book of tapes?
You must have stolen the painting."
As soon as the words fell, the audience immediately found the taste.
At the same time, all kinds of information were exposed. Teacher Guo actually used a safe to hide this thing? How much do you love this? And these two people definitely looked at it.
Luan Yunping was helpless behind the table. It's not impossible to say it casually, but she accompanied her partner to pick up this thing, "I haven't acted much in a year, so I have to relieve my fatigue."
Hahahahaha!
Luan Yunping said with a smile, and the audience was extremely happy in the theater.
Qi Yuncheng was also happy, but he had to get back to the point, "When the matchmaker came to this house and said, your uncle was very happy: Come in quickly, it's busy today, the house is a check-in at the box office."
"Why is there still a box office?"
"Old Yanjing people pay attention to this. The box office means that people who like singing gather together and hire a string master to engage in extracurricular activities at home. The period of activities is called passing cards."
"Really?" Luan Yunping looked unbelievable.
"As we walked toward the house, there were a lot of people in the house. They all sang Chaquer and Danxianer. Danxianer Chaquer sang about high-end things like Fenghuaxueyue. Your mother is singing right now."
"She actually likes it."
"She was still young at that time, a little girl! She was standing there singing, and when the string master came over, your mother played the octagonal drum and sang "Feng Hua Snow Moon". To be honest, it was more elegant than Kunqu Opera."
Luan Yunping smiled and asked, "What are you singing about?"
Qi Yuncheng sighed with emotion, "The singing is really nice."
"You learn."
"The song is about the red sun rolling down the western slope. The young couple sat on the kang and touched Shiba and their heads..."
"Huo oh, Shiba Mo, stop it. This is our comeback performance, and I won't accompany you to seal the box."
Hahahahaha!
Xu~~
Luan Yunping panicked, and a group of people below booed her. You must know that Qi Yuncheng had also sung Shiba Mo before. Although he didn't finish the song, his memory was still fresh.
Qi Yuncheng was also a little embarrassed, pretending to wipe his cold sweat with a white handkerchief, "It seems that we have seen too much."
"Look less."
"Our time is limited so we won't sing the whole song. Anyway, the matchmaker will tell your purpose and make your grandma very happy. That's great. The girl is too old to keep her. If you stay here, you will create enemies. Jin Lian will go out this time.
I feel at ease, you know?”
"My mother's name is Jinlian?"
"I didn't say your father's surname was Pan."
"Isn't this still Pan Jinlian?"
"You're welcome!" Qi Yuncheng muttered in a low voice, imitating the old man's tone, "I feel at ease as soon as Jin Lian leaves. From now on, you will have to find someone else to buy anything like peonies, peonies and peonies."
"Well, our family really lives in Bada Hutong."
"As soon as you agree on this matter, come back and tell your father the good news. The old man was so happy that he arranged for people to clean up the house and prepare to marry the applied thing."
"Finally married." Luan Yunping responded.
"That day, I was busy working in the house. I opened the curtain and nine monks came in. They said congratulations, congratulations, congratulations!"
"What kind of happiness does the monk say?"
Qi Yuncheng lit the table and said solemnly: "It's best for your father to make friends with monks! Several masters are here, good people, and we are here to recite sutras for you."
Recite the Sutra, recite the Sutra of Increased Strength and Longevity."
"This is great."
Qi Yuncheng clasped his hands together and said in a very pious manner, "We are going to recite it now. Your father suddenly said that I would lie down and recite it later."
"Lie down and listen?"
"You have an identity! I'm afraid of catching cold and I have to cover myself with a white sheet."
"Okay, we are talking about a white matter meeting."
"After reciting the sutra, until the wedding day, eight large sedan chairs arrived at your grandma's house. But your grandma closed the door and refused to let you in."
"Huh?" Luan Yunping tilted her head and looked at Qi Yuncheng extremely curiously, "Why don't you give it to me?"
"This is a wise act to avoid evil spirits! Inside the house, your mother is stamping her feet and beating her chest. I won't go. I won't go. I hate getting married."
Luan Yunping: "What?"
Qi Yuncheng: "I got married in those years."
Luan Yunping: "Ah? Have you married?"
Qi Yuncheng: "Grandma is also angry. Don't talk nonsense. What time is it? Don't waste time. Are you really not going?"
Not going.
Okay, you won’t go, right?”
Luan Yunping: "What's wrong?"
Qi Yuncheng: "I'll go."
"Come back." Luan Yunping grabbed Qi Yuncheng who was about to leave, "There is no such thing."
"Your grandma is afraid of being delayed! After a while, she finished persuading her, so she had to go. After changing her clothes, she wore red and green, and she also wore a hijab on her head, with four gold characters written on it for foot massage and health care."
"Is there such a thing? The dragon and the phoenix appear auspicious!"
"I don't know much about it. Anyway, you can write whatever you want. Someone came out and opened the curtain of the sedan chair, and sent your mother inside. After lowering the curtain of the sedan chair, your grandma came out crying in the big house."
"That's why I feel so sad."
"My daughter is my mother's heartthrob. You can't bear to leave now that you see everything is fine. Your third aunt is supporting your mother. Please stop crying."
Qi Yuncheng stooped and cried: "Don't stop me. Your sister is gone. I feel so bad that I have to cry."
"Then just cry." Luan Yunping was at the side helping to quote a sentence.
"It can be said that she is my short-lived girl who has never been called a short-lived ghost~~Cry, girl, your life span is short~~"
The more she listened, the weirder she became, but this time Luan Yunping didn't do much, she just said, "Don't my third aunt sing a few lines?"
"If you call me second sister, you won't be able to get her back~~"
"Stop singing. Sanjie Yang is going to file a complaint, right? Where are you going?"
"Third aunt, please stop crying and hurry up. Put down the sedan curtain, your grandma took out a piece and stuck it on the sedan: the goods have been sold and will not be returned or exchanged!"
Suddenly there was a burst of laughter from the audience.
Luan Yunping was speechless, "I won't post this."
"Eight people carrying a sedan chair rushed to your father's place. When they came to the door, your father closed the door and refused."
"No more?"
"What a temper! As soon as I finished speaking, four gangsters came around the corner, we want it, we want it!"
"No!" Luan Yunping got angry, "Who wants to give it to whom?"
"It didn't take much, and firecrackers started blasting from both sides of the door! Your father went to this station and threw a lot of money! Many children and many beggars came to grab the money."
"Join in the fun."
"Robbing money and cursing at the same time."
"What are you scolding?"
"The money was tied with a rope and pulled back." Qi Yuncheng made a show of pulling back the rope.
Luan Yunping was embarrassed to complain when she saw it, "What kind of humanity is this?"
"The old man is generous."
"As we walked in on a large sedan chair, there was a flame in the basin at the entrance. The waiter held a glass of wine and poured it on. The day was prosperous."
"This is called Mai brazier."
"Your father has come over before we pour it. Stop it. What's the use of lighting a fire? I have gasoline in the house."
Luan Yunping was startled, "Huo oh, do you understand that this is a fire? I will be gone by then."
Qi Yuncheng also hurriedly stopped him, "Everyone stopped him and told him not to do this nonsense, and then they all gathered around the newlyweds to come in. The whole courtyard was full of relatives and friends. The old man was so happy that he took off his clothes in front of everyone and put on new clothes."
"There's no such thing. Go up to the back room and change."
"I went into the room and changed into a complete set of wedding clothes, raised the curtain and walked out. Everyone was happy. The old man's face turned red as soon as he lowered his head."
"What's going on?"
"No pants on!"
"Fuck you."
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Quack, quack, quack, quack!
Waves of applause echoed in the gymnasium. As it echoed, the two people went to the side curtains, and then were told the time by Gao Feng, and then returned to the stage again.
They have a lot of programs today, one of which is a group chat with Teacher Gao Feng.
And when they came back, the audience was particularly excited, "Eighteen touches!!"
"Sing an eighteen touch!"
After returning to the microphone, Qi Yuncheng had nothing to say, "It's still 18 touch! I really sang it. What will my daughter think when she grows up and sees this video?"
She has to take the lead in fighting against the three vulgarities."
Hahahahaha!
When talking and having fun, Qi Yuncheng is most likely to throw out some jokes at these inadvertent moments, and then start to tell some jokes later.
He will have many more shows after that.
But just when his business performance was very lively with thousands of people, Song Yi was walking around the house alone with his child in his arms.
I have no choice but to leave. This girl seems to like this.
I have gradually begun to feel dissatisfied and just want to be in my arms again.
"Lanlan, do you think it's because she needs to be upgraded or because she's lacking some nutrients?"
At this moment, Zhou Gulan was carefully helping to mix the milk powder and test the temperature. It was her first time contacting a baby, and she was quite nervous and excited.
At the same time, it is also her job as an apprentice to feed the baby with a bottle.
"I heard that children like this, so I guess they do."
"Then she still knows how to enjoy it, but her mother is exhausted."
"How about Master, please let me hold you for a while."
"Okay! Try it."
Zhou Gulan was fifteen or sixteen years old and not short. When he carefully picked up the child, he couldn't help but smile when he saw her little face, but when he saw it, he suddenly frightened her.
Because her two little hands were moving around in various ways, she refused to hold her, so Zhou Gulan hurriedly sent the child back with aggrievedness.
After Song Yi saw it, he expressed relief, "Xi Xi seems to be a bit naive, just wait until she gets familiar with you."