Chapter 423 If I Had Known He Was So Hot, I Had To Knock Him Out
Chapter 423 If I had known he was so popular, I would have given him a thumbs up! [Please subscribe]
"Xixi, look at your father attending the Spring Festival Gala. Maybe it's a blessing brought by your birth. Are you happy?"
After Qi Yuncheng left a baggage on the Spring Festival Gala stage and welcomed laughter.
At home in Wuhan, Song Yi was eating, looking at his daughter in the stroller next to him, and kept mumbling.
After saying this, Father Song and Mother Song helplessly watched the TV, always feeling that the sense of déjà vu was so serious.
At first, my daughter watched her boyfriend on TV, but now she takes her daughter to watch her husband. It's a pity that the Spring Festival is so busy, and even if my son-in-law comes over again, he won't be able to stay too long.
"Is Yuncheng still coming?"
"Yeah!" Song Yi nodded while holding his rice bowl, his eyes never leaving the girl for a moment, while the girl's eyes didn't know where to look and seemed to be looking everywhere.
"Come here and stay too long?"
"It's really not long. He will give it to Master tomorrow during the Spring Festival. After Master's wife celebrates the festival, she will fly over in the evening. After coming over, there will be another evening ticket the next day."
"I'm so busy, I spent a lot on air tickets." Song's father muttered.
"It's filming! That's it. The air tickets are not worth mentioning."
"That's right!" Mother Song rolled her eyes at her husband, "Now the young couple earn much more money than us, especially Yuncheng, let's not talk about filming.
After this Spring Festival Gala, you can't make more money in the future? Are you still thinking in your way of thinking? "
"The main thing is that I'm worried that I'm tired enough. There are still two months to go."
"almost."
"What about two months later? What are the arrangements?"
Faced with his father's constant questioning, Song Yi also knew that it was his worry and spoke out clearly.
Fortunately, they have nothing major to do after filming the TV series. At most, her husband will have fun from time to time, and she will continue to work in the entertainment industry. By then, no matter how busy they are, they will be able to find time to take care of their daughter.
It's not like we can't see each other for such a long time.
After saying this, Song Yi looked at the TV with a smile again, and the little girl's eyes also imitated the look. When she saw her father on the TV, her big, round eyes were a little puzzled. I seem to be curious as to why my father is locked up in there.
Even though she is only four months old, she is now able to express her emotions, laugh when teasing her, and try to pull away when she sees something that makes her unhappy.
However, he is not yet aware of his own behavior and purpose. He only has the ability to control or imitate some simple actions.
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"Just keep an eye on it! Something happened at the rehearsal that day." Qi Yuncheng continued on the Spring Festival Gala stage.
"What's going on?"
"There were more than 4,000 people at the rehearsal, and a eldest sister gave birth to a baby."
Luan Yunping responded by giving an expression, "Giving a baby on the spot?"
"Are you making me angry? You are resting at home, what are you doing here? I called a car, sent her to the car, and then sent her to the hospital to give birth."
"It's all your job."
"This time, the opportunity has arrived."
"What chance?"
"With so many people rehearsing, you can't guarantee that something will happen at home."
"What's up?"
"It seems like someone went to a restaurant to eat and ended up in the hospital."
"Can I still go to the hospital?"
"Of course." Qi Yuncheng nodded, speaking a little more seriously, "The gutter oil used was immediately seized by the relevant departments after inspection."
"It has to be sealed."
"Finally, I've got a chance. I'm looking for the director. Come on, I've been waiting for you. I'll do this job. The director said you were late and the person who was having dinner with him took your place."
"Replaced? Then he's okay?"
"When people eat gutter oil, their bodies become resistant to all kinds of poisons. So in order to avoid accidents, we decided to use it."
"Okay! I've been practicing since childhood."
"Oops!" Qi Yuncheng wanted to die, and made a distressed look, "How long will it take for me to get out of it? I'm so anxious that I can't do anything about it. It's impossible for me to practice this, everyone has banned it. I
Go find my friend and get your money back!"
"No more."
"I worked all day long, how could I be an actor? I mopped the floor, cleared the table, and even took care of a pregnant woman.
He is happy, you are so naive, do you want to go to the Spring Festival Gala?"
"Of course?" Luan Yunping looked at her partner and answered on her behalf.
"Do you want to become famous? Then you must first learn to be thick-skinned. You have to be shameless."
"Yeah?"
Qi Yuncheng immediately felt a little embarrassed, "I'm just thin-skinned and can't help myself. What should I do?
Go find a teacher, find someone to teach you."
"Who is it?"
"Who can I ask to teach me? Who is so thick-skinned?" Qi Yuncheng began to think behind the microphone, "I thought about it, huh? Yes, the eldest sister can give birth on the spot."
Luan Yunping understood this and nodded repeatedly, "Yes!"
"More than 4,000 people have given birth to children, how capable is this? I went to buy some things to see her. When I got home, I saw her sitting on the kang, crying.
Oops, it’s such a disgrace.”
"Ashamed too."
"I said, sister, don't take it to heart, what does this mean?
You can stand and talk without pain in your back. Four thousand people are watching me give birth. It’s so embarrassing.
I said it was nothing. That year the Olympic bid was successful, and one person gave birth to a child with 20,000 people."
"yes!"
"oops!"
"Why are you still crying?"
"That person is also me."
"It's all her!!"
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
After the cross talk, laughter and applause came from the studio, and everyone seemed happy to hear it.
But after coming down, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping felt that the Spring Festival Gala cross talk was too muddy to do, and it can be seen from the jokes they just said that they have changed a lot.
I also want to satirize the gutter oil incident in recent years. This is indeed a very common technique in cross talk. The same is true of Master's Prodigal Son in 2013, which talks about extravagance and waste.
But no matter whether he is a disciple or a master, once he steps on the Spring Festival Gala stage, his performance state is exactly the same.
Fortunately, no matter what, it’s over.
The two people got off the stage and hurriedly passed through the special passage to prepare for a rest. In order to rush for the performance, their spirits never relaxed.
There was even a little sweat on both of them.
After all, it’s the Spring Festival Gala stage, so it can’t be that relaxed.
As they were leaving, reporters and media immediately came over to interview them about their mood before leaving the Spring Festival Gala stage.
It is a very common thing for two people to smile and say some polite words while walking.
I'm very nervous and I will complete the performance to live up to the expectations. I hope the audience likes this work.
After saying that, they went to the lounge to say hello to some familiar actors and elders. After the greetings, the two of them were no longer thinking about the Yangtai, and hurried out of the building to rush to the master's home.
The time is good now, I should be able to go back early and join in the fun.
But on the way back in the car, the two of them were speechless sitting in their seats, because it was not as exciting as a small theater, and too many changes were made as required.
But that’s normal. If it were true to the original joke, it wouldn’t be possible to put it up.
Even if it can be put up, those colleagues will not be able to spread it.
The irony of this joke is that it comes from cross talk.
"The Spring Festival Gala is over, do you have to go filming again tomorrow night?" Luan Yunping asked in the car. As a partner, he couldn't help but ask, because it meant that he wouldn't have many performances by then.
I will be a widow for some time again.
"I'm quite anxious. It will be finished in two months."
"Okay! It will be April in two months. Let's arrange special performances then! We have a lot of venues lined up at the back. There will be dozens of commercial performances this year, if we estimate."
"So many." Qi Yuncheng smiled bitterly. These must be performed because they haven't performed for a long time.
"Speaking of which, how are you children? You're the only one who's back? Master and Mistress have been talking about you lately."
"Leave it with your parents-in-law. No one will take care of it now. You can bring it back in a while. We haven't taken much care of this child at all. We feel sorry for her."
Now Qi Yuncheng almost talks about his children. After all, he is thinking about his daughter both in his heart and on his lips.
After saying these words, the two of them leaned in silence on the way back to the car. They had something to talk about, but they really didn't want to talk anymore. It was this Spring Festival evening and I don't know how confused they were.
Such a big stage disappeared in ten minutes, and it felt like I had never been there.
No wonder Master and Uncle never went to the Spring Festival Gala again. They must have been invited again, but they didn't accept it. It seemed that the only one who had fun was Xiao Yue's performance style.
His style of eating outside but not inside will be more provocative to passers-by, because a cheap prime minister is a source of laughter.
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The rose garden on the other side.
Guo Degang and others also knew that the children would come back in the car immediately after finishing the cross talk, but their New Year's Eve dinner was not over. On the contrary, it had just begun, and the preparation time was too long, making it feel like waiting for them.
So when they heard the noise of the cars outside, everyone became agitated as if they had been shot to death.
Guo Qiling, Meng Hetang, Zhang Yunlei and other senior brothers who came over for the family reunion dinner in Yanjing began to say hello, left the table, and went to greet people without saying anything.
"Yuncheng, Brother Luan! I hope you will come back."
"How's it going? We'll also interview you about what it's like to attend the Spring Festival Gala."
"Brother, is it easy to talk about TV cross talk? Is it different from theater?"
"Master laughed so many times while listening and kept saying it sounded like a TV cross talk."
Chattering.
Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping were extremely annoyed by them as soon as they got out of the car. They were even more annoying than the Yangtai interview. People have to respect you when doing interviews. There is no respect for the senior brothers they are so familiar with.
All kinds of rude questions.
But the actual emotion is not annoyance, it is just another kind of happiness.
Guo Degang was smiling from ear to ear at home. He quickly urged the children to sit back and eat, and also asked, "It's your first time going to the Spring Festival Gala. Tell me how you feel. It's fun."
As soon as he sat down, Qi Yunzheng was speechless for a while. Master always liked to say this kind of irony, "What fun is it? It's too hard to say. It's good if the baggage is left behind, otherwise it will be a mess."
"How is Xixi doing there? How long will it take to bring her here?" Wang Hui immediately asked the question she was most concerned about.
"Please pay more attention to rest. It's still early to bring him here."
"I'll bring it here later. I really think about it, especially that cute face. I feel panicked even if I don't look at it for a day."
As soon as the mistress said this, Qi Yuncheng was happy when he recalled his daughter's appearance, but it was a pity that he would have to be busy for a while.
But let’s not talk about that anymore.
Both of them have returned from participating in the Spring Festival Gala, and their current task is to have a good meal. A table of food is enough for their group of apprentices.
Just like this, the whole family had a lively reunion dinner together, chatting about everything. The most talked about thing was the plans and arrangements of their children for the coming year.
Recently, Xiaobian'er and Guo Qiling have both done well in small theaters and have their own special performances, and the latter has even opened a large one.
However, Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang are not that popular, but they have been launched once or twice.
These two people were nowhere to be seen before, so they can be considered to be getting better and better.
As we chatted, more than a dozen dishes on the dinner table were gradually eaten.
After eating, Guo Qiling, Meng Hetang, Xiao Zhuaner and others cleared the table and washed the dishes.
Guo Degang, Wang Hui, Qi Yuncheng, and Luan Yunping just sat and rested. They couldn't compete to do these tasks. Two or three people could already do it very quickly.
"Every year is different. You actually went to film a TV series, and you even went to the Spring Festival Gala. The changes are quite big!"
Qi Yuncheng knew that the master was talking about him, so he came over to sit with him on the sofa, "People have to change, but when it comes to TV series, it's only because of my wife that I went to participate.
It's hard for her to have such a resource after giving birth, and maybe she can get better with this TV series."
"Hey! If my daughter really wants to take pictures of something, just tell me and I will find a way to find you. There are people I can contact."
"No need to trouble you, she can do it step by step by herself. If you ask someone to arrange it, mother and daughter will not see each other every day."
Qi Yuncheng knew what was going to happen next, so he naturally refused and just let everything take its course.
But while they were talking, Luan Yunping also mentioned some things about the small theater staff to her partner. After all, he rarely went there, and if he went there less, he would not know about the situation of the actors in the Chuanxi Club.
So speak slowly.
"Yuncheng, this year I will be apprenticed to a teacher on the 29th. At the same time, there are also good students in the Xiao Zi Science Cadet Class who will officially go to the youth team to perform and give calligraphy."
"Really? So soon? It feels like the last time I saw Toujiu becoming a disciple was some time ago."
Being mentioned like this, Qi Yuncheng was a little dazed, something he didn't expect.
But think about it, when I became a disciple, my daughter-in-law was not pregnant yet, and in the blink of an eye it would be 15 years since I gave birth to a child. In this span of one year, there must be many future disciples.
Erjiu's words are too familiar, but Shang Jiuxi, He Jiuhua and the others.
As for Xiaozi Ke, Qi Yuncheng smacked his tongue, as expected, he was waiting for that rich second generation! It was none other than Qin Xiaoxian.
Interviewed the guy who said he couldn't do anything with 160,000 yuan.
You have to find time to check it out.
This one is amazing, he became famous out of nowhere. Qi Yuncheng gained a little popularity when Deyun was in trouble, and then his master supported him, and he even asked the organizer to worry about him.
Qin Xiaoxian is different, because the flow of time has increased, and the master has no praise at all.
To borrow a sentence from Uncle Yu from later generations.
If I had known he was so angry, I would have kowtowed to him.