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Chapter 423 If I Had Known He Was So Hot, I Had To Knock Him Out(1/2)

Chapter 423 If I had known he was so popular, I would have given him a thumbs up! [Please subscribe]

"Xixi, look at your father attending the Spring Festival Gala. Maybe it's a blessing brought by your birth. Are you happy?"

After Qi Yuncheng left a baggage on the Spring Festival Gala stage and welcomed laughter.

At home in Wuhan, Song Yi was eating, looking at his daughter in the stroller next to him, and kept mumbling.

After saying this, Father Song and Mother Song helplessly watched the TV, always feeling that the sense of déjà vu was so serious.

At first, my daughter watched her boyfriend on TV, but now she takes her daughter to watch her husband. It's a pity that the Spring Festival is so busy, and even if my son-in-law comes over again, he won't be able to stay too long.

"Is Yuncheng still coming?"

"Yeah!" Song Yi nodded while holding his rice bowl, his eyes never leaving the girl for a moment, while the girl's eyes didn't know where to look and seemed to be looking everywhere.

"Come here and stay too long?"

"It's really not long. He will give it to Master tomorrow during the Spring Festival. After Master's wife celebrates the festival, she will fly over in the evening. After coming over, there will be another evening ticket the next day."

"I'm so busy, I spent a lot on air tickets." Song's father muttered.

"It's filming! That's it. The air tickets are not worth mentioning."

"That's right!" Mother Song rolled her eyes at her husband, "Now the young couple earn much more money than us, especially Yuncheng, let's not talk about filming.

After this Spring Festival Gala, you can't make more money in the future? Are you still thinking in your way of thinking? "

"The main thing is that I'm worried that I'm tired enough. There are still two months to go."

"almost."

"What about two months later? What are the arrangements?"

Faced with his father's constant questioning, Song Yi also knew that it was his worry and spoke out clearly.

Fortunately, they have nothing major to do after filming the TV series. At most, her husband will have fun from time to time, and she will continue to work in the entertainment industry. By then, no matter how busy they are, they will be able to find time to take care of their daughter.

It's not like we can't see each other for such a long time.

After saying this, Song Yi looked at the TV with a smile again, and the little girl's eyes also imitated the look. When she saw her father on the TV, her big, round eyes were a little puzzled. I seem to be curious as to why my father is locked up in there.

Even though she is only four months old, she is now able to express her emotions, laugh when teasing her, and try to pull away when she sees something that makes her unhappy.

However, he is not yet aware of his own behavior and purpose. He only has the ability to control or imitate some simple actions.



"Just keep an eye on it! Something happened at the rehearsal that day." Qi Yuncheng continued on the Spring Festival Gala stage.

"What's going on?"

"There were more than 4,000 people at the rehearsal, and a eldest sister gave birth to a baby."

Luan Yunping responded by giving an expression, "Giving a baby on the spot?"

"Are you making me angry? You are resting at home, what are you doing here? I called a car, sent her to the car, and then sent her to the hospital to give birth."

"It's all your job."

"This time, the opportunity has arrived."

"What chance?"

"With so many people rehearsing, you can't guarantee that something will happen at home."

"What's up?"

"It seems like someone went to a restaurant to eat and ended up in the hospital."

"Can I still go to the hospital?"

"Of course." Qi Yuncheng nodded, speaking a little more seriously, "The gutter oil used was immediately seized by the relevant departments after inspection."

"It has to be sealed."

"Finally, I've got a chance. I'm looking for the director. Come on, I've been waiting for you. I'll do this job. The director said you were late and the person who was having dinner with him took your place."

"Replaced? Then he's okay?"

"When people eat gutter oil, their bodies become resistant to all kinds of poisons. So in order to avoid accidents, we decided to use it."

"Okay! I've been practicing since childhood."

"Oops!" Qi Yuncheng wanted to die, and made a distressed look, "How long will it take for me to get out of it? I'm so anxious that I can't do anything about it. It's impossible for me to practice this, everyone has banned it. I

Go find my friend and get your money back!"

"No more."

"I worked all day long, how could I be an actor? I mopped the floor, cleared the table, and even took care of a pregnant woman.

He is happy, you are so naive, do you want to go to the Spring Festival Gala?"

"Of course?" Luan Yunping looked at her partner and answered on her behalf.

"Do you want to become famous? Then you must first learn to be thick-skinned. You have to be shameless."

"Yeah?"

Qi Yuncheng immediately felt a little embarrassed, "I'm just thin-skinned and can't help myself. What should I do?

Go find a teacher, find someone to teach you."

"Who is it?"

"Who can I ask to teach me? Who is so thick-skinned?" Qi Yuncheng began to think behind the microphone, "I thought about it, huh? Yes, the eldest sister can give birth on the spot."

Luan Yunping understood this and nodded repeatedly, "Yes!"

"More than 4,000 people have given birth to children, how capable is this? I went to buy some things to see her. When I got home, I saw her sitting on the kang, crying.

Oops, it’s such a disgrace.”

"Ashamed too."

"I said, sister, don't take it to heart, what does this mean?

You can stand and talk without pain in your back. Four thousand people are watching me give birth. It’s so embarrassing.

I said it was nothing. That year the Olympic bid was successful, and one person gave birth to a child with 20,000 people."

"yes!"

"oops!"

"Why are you still crying?"

"That person is also me."

"It's all her!!"

Quack, quack, quack, quack!

After the cross talk, laughter and applause came from the studio, and everyone seemed happy to hear it.

But after coming down, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping felt that the Spring Festival Gala cross talk was too muddy to do, and it can be seen from the jokes they just said that they have changed a lot.

I also want to satirize the gutter oil incident in recent years. This is indeed a very common technique in cross talk. The same is true of Master's Prodigal Son in 2013, which talks about extravagance and waste.

But no matter whether he is a disciple or a master, once he steps on the Spring Festival Gala stage, his performance state is exactly the same.

Fortunately, no matter what, it’s over.

The two people got off the stage and hurriedly passed through the special passage to prepare for a rest. In order to rush for the performance, their spirits never relaxed.

There was even a little sweat on both of them.

After all, it’s the Spring Festival Gala stage, so it can’t be that relaxed.

As they were leaving, reporters and media immediately came over to interview them about their mood before leaving the Spring Festival Gala stage.

It is a very common thing for two people to smile and say some polite words while walking.

I'm very nervous and I will complete the performance to live up to the expectations. I hope the audience likes this work.

After saying that, they went to the lounge to say hello to some familiar actors and elders. After the greetings, the two of them were no longer thinking about the Yangtai, and hurried out of the building to rush to the master's home.

The time is good now, I should be able to go back early and join in the fun.

But on the way back in the car, the two of them were speechless sitting in their seats, because it was not as exciting as a small theater, and too many changes were made as required.

But that’s normal. If it were true to the original joke, it wouldn’t be possible to put it up.

Even if it can be put up, those colleagues will not be able to spread it.

The irony of this joke is that it comes from cross talk.

"The Spring Festival Gala is over, do you have to go filming again tomorrow night?" Luan Yunping asked in the car. As a partner, he couldn't help but ask, because it meant that he wouldn't have many performances by then.

I will be a widow for some time again.

"I'm quite anxious. It will be finished in two months."

"Okay! It will be April in two months. Let's arrange special performances then! We have a lot of venues lined up at the back. There will be dozens of commercial performances this year, if we estimate."
To be continued...
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