After thinking of a solution, Yu Qian was no longer obsessed with it.
It couldn't be easier for him to choose animals to send out. That's what he does. He still doesn't know which animals are good?
It would be a good idea to grow up with that little girl.
So without saying anything, I went to smoke somewhere again.
Decades of addiction to smoking is definitely not a small thing.
Otherwise, people who smoke, drink, and perm their hair will not be so porcelain. The perm is because the hair is thin, so it will be thicker when it is permed.
Smoking and drinking are true love.
Seeing his godfather going to work again, Meng Hetang went to the side curtain to watch his senior brother's performance.
Because today's performance is in the Beijing Exhibition, there is much more time than in the main venue, and it does not necessarily have to end at a fixed point, so the preparation time for the curtain call is longer than before.
Wait for "Learning Radio" to finish.
Guo Qiling and Yan Hexiang performed a piece of "The Great Face", and then Qi Yuncheng and the two of them performed, and finally Kong Yunlong, a man in black, took over.
When he picked it up.
Yu Qian started wearing a coat over his own coat and trousers. It was almost summer and it was too hot to wear too much underneath.
At the same time, I haven’t told my husband for a long time, and I remember how many monsters he created on the stage together when we first supported our children.
Being caught off guard can sometimes scare you, but it’s really fun.
So I wanted to come here today. He can be said to be the most knowledgeable person in Deyun when it comes to playing.
And everyone is envious of it.
…
"The dung beetles must be alive and flown here. After packing them in small boxes, they will be returned to your home for the old Chinese medicine doctor to look at. The old Chinese medicine doctor will look at one male and one female."
"A pair?"
"Let your mother lie on the bed and not move, and this dung beetle cannot bring water. If you give her water, half of your legs will be broken, and half of your claws will be injured. The money will be wasted."
"What should we do?"
"It's really hard for your mother. Two dung beetles crawled inside. Less than an hour after crawling in, you were born safely."
"This medicine is really effective."
"There is nothing wrong with it. The dung beetle will push you out after entering."
"I'm a bastard."
…
On the stage, after Kong Yunlong and his current partner Li Yunjie finished speaking a piece of "Iron Armor and Gold", they left the stage amid a burst of applause.
At the same time, the host came up to the center of the stage to announce the curtain.
"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Eating Theory"! The performers are Qi Yuncheng and Yu Qian!"
Quack, quack, quack, quack.
"Uncle Yu, I love you."
"Qi Yuncheng, I love you too."
…
As soon as he appeared on the stage, the uncontrollable audience below started shouting wildly in applause, making the audience happy.
After arriving at the location, Qi Yuncheng adjusted the microphone and shook his head, "It seems there are many people who love us."
"Yes." Yu Qian replied with a smile.
"Let's live a good life as a family of three, and try to give birth to a fat boy for that audience member next year."
"What a mess, I'm a boy and a girl."
Hahahahaha!
There was laughter everywhere, and actors can only make jokes like this on stage, not offstage.
"Everyone may be familiar with the actors who performed just now, Kong Yunlong and his partner Li Yunjie. The year before last, it was a man in black who finally became a hot search topic without showing his face.
We call him Third Brother, he is a very good actor and has very good physical fitness."
"That's it." Yu Qian said firmly. As for the story inside, anyone who knows Deyun can actually know it. He has told it many times.
"Actually, I have rarely performed recently. I have been filming a scene. It is rare that Beizhan arranges such a scene, and it is with the uncle.
Do you know Uncle Yu’s three major hobbies?”
Audience: "I know."
"Here, review it again."
"Reviewing?" Yu Qian was a little dazed.
"Get ready, smoke..."
Audience: "Smoking, drinking, perming your hair~~"
More than 2,000 people in Beizhan shouted in unison, with great momentum, and obviously no one had forgotten it. At the moment when he finished shouting, Qi Yunxiang didn't know what medicine he had taken wrong, and inexplicably began to bow, and then walked to the lower stage gate.
This move shocked Yu Qian, and at the same time made the audience happy, as if they came here just to review this, and once the review is completed, the task is completed.
After leaving the table and dragging the man back, Yu Qian was still confused as to whether this man was the better one.
I can play with you everywhere.
And he also likes to play, so he complained on the spot, "Man, the last part of today's special is to review the three major hobbies?"
Qi Yuncheng said with an indifferent attitude, "My cross talk performance is over."
"Well, smoking, drinking, and perming your hair are just a cross talk. Then you are a great swindler."
These actions are entirely for the purpose of amusing children, and they can only be done like this with the uncle. Qi Yuncheng continued to speak, "It can be seen that the uncle's hobbies are deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. But only those of us familiar actors understand that his hobbies are not just this.
.”
"That's true."
"For example, when it comes to eating, food is the most important thing for people. My uncle is very good at eating."
"It's not that great. Everyone likes to eat it."
"Especially when it comes to festivals, there are three major festivals! May Day, August Festival, and Spring Festival! You have to eat rice dumplings on May Day."
"Got to eat."
"There are moon cakes for the August Festival, not to mention the Spring Festival, and there are all kinds of food." As he spoke, Qi Yuncheng suddenly turned to look at the uncle and asked, "Do you make your own rice dumplings?"
Yu Qian nodded, "Yes."
Looking back, Qi Yuncheng looked at the audience and gestured, "Northerners use dates and bean paste to make rice dumplings! Southerners eat salty rice dumplings, pork, ribs, and duck egg yolk. I used to make rice dumplings at home during festivals. My wife is a foodie.
Need to pack more.
But I’m also worried to death.”
"how?"
"What kind of stuffing is it? I can't remember what to eat. It happened that Uncle Yu used his prestige to video chat with me, and he was very happy. Okay, wife, let's have something stuffed with pig head meat."
"Never heard of it."
A small baggage, Yu Qian waved his hand to stop it, and the audience sitting below burst into laughter.
"Why do you think I'm thinking of a pig's head?"
Qi Yuncheng pointed respectfully, "This is a serious eating expert, Old Yanjing, do you like drinking bean juice?"
"Drink!" Yu Qian said proudly and nodded the table, otherwise he would not be called Lao Yanjing."
"Do you drink bean juice?"
"Drink."
"Okay, I'll be honest with you."
"Is it cruel to drink soybean juice?" Yu Qian was puzzled.
"I've asked many people, and most people in Yanjing don't drink this. It's sour and a bit smelly, but some people like to drink it and it's no longer good."
"Addicted."
"You like to drink it? Does it taste good?"
"Okay."
"We happen to have several kinds of swill at home. You can solve them together."
"No!" Yu Qian quickly waved his hand and refused, "Swill and bean juice are two different things. Do you really treat me like a pig?"
Qi Yuncheng continued: "I don't like this, uncle likes to drink like that. Good guy, it doesn't hurt if he drinks here and shoots his father there."
"No, that's because you don't feel bad."
"This is douzhier, from Yanjing. My master is from Tianjing, and those of us who are apprentices know it more or less. Tianjing's pancakes are good. Mung bean noodles, soybean noodles, and white rice noodles. Several noodles are as follows.
Once the proportions are figured out, we have to cook the mutton bones in soup."
"Be particular about it."
"There are raw onions and cooked onions. The cooked onions are beaten with eggs and sprinkled on them. The raw onions are sprinkled on top after they are cooked. As for the pancakes here, there must be a deep-fried dough sticks stall next to it."
Qi Yuncheng gestured with his hands to show the length, "The oil stick is so big, one foot long, and is maroon red. This one is not enough for you, so I'll make up for it by pinching a section of the fried dough stick next to it."
"That's the rules."
Praising every word, Yu Qian was very pleased to see Qi Yuncheng's performance on the stage. He was indeed capable of doing what he knew from a young age.
No matter when I was a child or now, I still have a spirit.
So I really hope that he can accept an apprentice in a few years, and want to see what the child who was so praised just now can teach.
After all, it is difficult for the child he has taken in to talk about cross talk.
But Qi Yuncheng didn't know what his eyes and thoughts were, he just tried his best to talk about this show.
"Actually, we have also studied cross talk. We go everywhere and travel around. Snacks and gadgets from various places. Some go to temple fairs and encounter small games related to eating."
Yu Qian stopped thinking and actually leaned on the table and said, "What game is related to food?"
"Do you remember those sugar paintings?"
"Know."
"Spread some oil on the temple fair stall, dip a spoon in sugar and draw on it. This is a technique. Generally speaking, there is a small thing next to it that you can spin after paying the money. The pattern will be different wherever you stop. You may be lucky.
Just a little more.”
"yes!"
"Master and uncle often led us apprentices to perform in the past. We happened to meet each other at a temple fair, and I was particularly impressed at the time."
"Yeah." Yu Qian nodded as if something happened.
"Let's go there and make a bet to see who makes more money today."
Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand as if giving money and then turning something around, "I fiddled with it, and it turned around like a beep, and it stopped after a while."
"What?"
"Phoenix."
"Ouch." Yu Qian was surprised, "This is big."
"Phoenix rides a bicycle and plays with eighteen kinds of weapons."
"..."
Yu Qian just wanted to raise his hand to hold it again, but when he heard this, everyone in the audience laughed, and he was speechless. He put down his hand for a while and said, "Oh, are we related to you? This painting
of?"
"The painter is crying, holding up the sugar bucket. Give it to you."
"Stop painting, just drink it yourself."
"I said no, no, no, no, you should just paint. It's only a dollar, but he's so big." Qi Yuncheng spread his arms to describe the size of Phoenix riding a bicycle and playing with eighteen weapons.
"I held it up like a peacock spreading its wings. Uncle Yu was so happy that he wanted to do one too. I paid one yuan, but the person who drew the candy man quickly refused. You get one hundred."
Yu Qian: "Why?"
Qi Yuncheng: "He took them all."
Yu Qian: "Okay, you want me to make up the money?"
Qi Yuncheng: "When I saw the dragon and phoenix, there were 400 spectators listening to the cross talk."
Yu Qian: "Ha! The audience are all here on bicycles, right?"
Qi Yuncheng: "Some even drive cars."
Seeing more than phoenixes, Yu Qian said happily, "This is great."
Qi Yuncheng: "Give me one hundred yuan per turn! It will stop soon."
Yu Qian: "What?"
Qi Yuncheng: "Period."
Hahahahaha!
Amid laughter, Yu Qian was speechless. He turned his head to that side and looked back and complained, "I'll just make a sugar cookie, or will it be hollow?"
"This is a domestic snack. Let's talk about foreign snacks. Many people also like it. Do you like pizza?"
"I love eating." Yu Qian kept nodding.
"Children all like to eat pizza, with some fillings and ham sausage on one pie. There is also sushi, some of them also like this."
"That's from the island country."
Qi Yuncheng shook his head and began to explain, "I have to tell you this. Sushi is not from the island country. It was invented by the Chinese."
When reaching a knowledge blind spot, the audience was puzzled, and Yu Qian was also the same, so he repeated, "Was sushi invented by the Chinese?"
"You may have eaten it, but you may not know it. During the Eastern Han Dynasty and the Three Kingdoms period, the world was in chaos. People had no time to cook to escape, so they invented such a thing and could eat it at any time.
Including hand rolls, they were invented by gamblers to eat and play cards at the same time."
"Hey, you know quite a lot."
"Some time ago, Uncle Yu went to an island country to perform and wanted to try the sushi there. Once he went there, he couldn't be happier. Many actresses from the entertainment industry came to see him, and I didn't recognize any of them. He knew them all by name.
"
Yu Qian was happy when he said that, and faced Mr. Guan sheepishly, "We meet often."
"Across the screen?"
"Who said that."
“Especially when we get off the airport, there are a bunch of men holding banners to welcome us.”
"What did you write?"
"Welcome to Teacher Yu!"
Hahahahaha!
Xu~~
The audience burst into laughter again. As for the scene, they didn't dare to think about it at all. Whoever thought about it would break the defense.
Yu Qian, on the other hand, had an indifferent expression, "Times have changed, men and women are the same."
"Anyway, Teacher Yu looked very tired after coming back from the island country, and we don't know why."
"It's a show!" Yu Qian quickly added something to prevent the audience from thinking too much.
"Look at what you said about me, I forgot to mention it."
The baggage was all added at will, so Qi Yuncheng said, "Let's talk about it again and try to give birth to a fat boy for the audience next year."
"Where do you say that?" Yu Qian hurriedly pulled him aside.
"It's the same no matter what." Qi Yuncheng began to elaborate on what he just said, "Did Douzhier say that?"
"Said."
"I told you about the sushi hand roll, what else did you say."
"Pizza, just need to bake it now..."
When the word "roasted" came up, Qi Yuncheng became nervous instantly, because the uncle's word "roasted" would definitely mean "roast duck".
Isn't this planning the work in advance? If he said it would be roast duck? Then Qi Yuncheng went on to talk about roast duck, which was a bit awkward.
But in just one or two words, how can one come up with a solution?
So Qi Yuncheng simply broke the jar and shouted rudely at the uncle decisively.
"ah!!!!!"
Yu Qian was less than half a meter away from him, and he couldn't realize that he had to do some work, because his comments were all stream-of-consciousness, and he didn't say anything at all, so he looked at the man talking the whole time.
He was concentrating on answering a roast duck when the man suddenly frightened him and made him tremble.