Crosstalk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is set up under the stage Chapter 429 What a real mother! Do you want to keep a snake as a pet? 【Seek
Chapter 429 What a real mother! Do you want to keep a snake as a pet? 【Seek
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"Ouch, shit!!!!"
On the stage of Beizhan Theater, after Yu Qian Leng burst into a foul language.
The more than 2,000 people in the audience were completely laughing, and the voices were rolling in.
Obviously the uncle was really frightened, otherwise he wouldn't have said such a thing.
Luan Yunping, Kong Yunlong, Meng Hetang, Guo Qiling and others in the side curtain were laughing so hard that they couldn't even straighten their waists. They couldn't imagine what was happening. Anyway, it was enough to laugh wildly along with them.
After laughing for a while, Yu Qian looked at Qi Yuncheng confused behind the table, "What's going on with you?"
Looking at the uncle, Qi Yuncheng also smiled happily and bit back, "You scared me."
"Who is scaring whom?"
"You'd better say it literally."
"Hey, this thing has to have words." Yu Qian chatted casually, but at the same time he didn't realize what was wrong with him, why he was so crazy.
I knew he liked to play, but I didn't expect him to play to such an extent. It was so scary to step down suddenly just now, and this time it almost killed him.
Qi Yuncheng was helpless, "Just because I have no words, I thought you had something to say. How can you afford someone else's ticket price? What if someone calls for a refund? Are we still alive?"
Audience: "Refund!!"
“Refund!!”
"Look!" Qi Yuncheng waved to the very cooperative crowd below, "Thank you, thank you!"
"Thank you for what? Who flatters you?"
"Non-refundable tickets are our service tenet."
"Is this the purpose of the service? Just eat and that's it."
"Actually, when it comes to eating, we can't eat sushi all the time." Qi Yuncheng quickly changed the topic back, otherwise we could talk about it all night.
"It's impossible to eat all the time." Yu Qian continued to say something. As for what happened to him just now, he still didn't react. He couldn't think too much for a while.
But when the rhythm of the performance slowed down, I put my hands on the table to think about it, and my expression was a little speechless to myself.
It seems that this man didn't suddenly go crazy. Good guy, I almost did a job. I really didn't pay attention and caught the words, so I subconsciously said it.
But I have to appreciate the child's kindness. It's really amazing to have such a reaction in such a short time, although it scares me a lot.
And just like that, the cross talk between the two people continued.
They talked for a long time, all about eating and then throwing away some baggage.
At about 10:30, the two of them finished their discussion and encore, and then let all the actors who participated in today's performance come on stage.
The moment of debut.
Qi Yuncheng stood in the middle of the stage and looked at the uncle, "You must have been drinking again today."
"Where!"
"My uncle seems to be in good condition today, otherwise he wouldn't be swearing."
"That's scary."
After saying this, the audience burst into laughter. The scene at that time was more fun than the baggage.
"I always thought that talking about cross talk meant learning to sing. I didn't expect you to understand those four words. We can learn from you."
"Then there's nothing good you can learn." Yu Qian waved his hand.
"At the end, let's let Teacher Yu sing something?"
"Oh!!! Come on one!!"
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
Together, the audience was looking forward to the uncle showing off his stuff. Yu Qian also knew that he couldn't get rid of it, so he took the microphone and prepared to sing a rock song.
He is relatively familiar with this and cannot come up with the others.
After singing, the stage was lively and lively. Qi Yuncheng even asked other brothers and sisters to perform more. The first was to show more faces, and the second was to take a short rest.
The last program, including the extra show and the encore, lasted for more than forty minutes.
He talked a lot in teasing, so even if he was a young man, his mouth would inevitably go dry, and he would go over to talk after they were all done making trouble.
"Unconsciously, time has passed again. It's very late now, but compared to other places, I have more time today. I've finished singing, so I'll just sing a simple one.
Let’s play the theme song of Journey to the West.”
"Come on." Yu Qian praised him again, and at the same time, both the actors and the audience looked at him. Now he can be said to be a character to a certain extent.
A performance brings a group of actors to dinner, and relies on his reputation to sell tickets very well.
"Are you able to sing even if you're in a different position?"
"You are holding the burden~~"
"Tsk!" Yu Qian frowned, "How painful is this."
Hahahahaha!
Thinking of the scene, the audience laughed one after another. Qi Yuncheng was a little embarrassed, "I haven't heard it for a long time. Did you sing it wrong?"
"I sung it wrong." Luan Yunping couldn't help but tell her partner.
"Then do it again! Thumb thump thump thump~ I'll hold you in my hand~~"
"Good guy, man, you'd better hold the load, that's normal."
One or two lines of "baggage" were thrown out, and the Beizhan Theater could hardly stop laughing. Even though these things have never been done before, they said that cross talkers are very familiar with "baggage". They will understand what you are saying as soon as you start speaking, and then continue to turn over.
Just fine.
Especially the amount of work the uncle has done, otherwise it is impossible for him to be a cross talk queen.
Amid laughter, Yu Qian spoke again, "Let's do something serious."
"Okay, let's sing a good song."
Qi Yuncheng chose a piece of Taiping lyrics "Single Sword Club"! This is a basic skill, and everyone must be able to do it, but it is true that he has not sung it for a long time.
After all, I have been busy filming before, and this is my first scene back.
When singing, he still likes the state when performing, because that's what he does. When filming, he is really an amateur, because he doesn't understand some things in it very well.
Even his wife knows better than him.
Every other line is like a mountain. There is a way to film a movie, and there is a way to learn cross talk.
But a little later, the theater came to an end, everyone bowed to thank the audience and said goodbye.
But as always, many active audiences flocked to the edge of the stage to ask for autographs or interact with the actors.
There are many on the uncle's side, and the same is true on Qi Yuncheng's side.
Luan Yunping, Guo Qiling, and Meng Hetang followed the staff on the stage to maintain order. A female audience member ran onto the stage before.
If you come up and kiss your senior brother, can your sister-in-law do it?
So you have to be careful this time.
"Qi Yuncheng, can you bring Xixi over for a visit next time?"
There were many people surrounding the stage where Qi Yuncheng was standing, and immediately a young girl said something expectantly.
"It's still too young. Let's find a chance. When we grow up, we can bring it over to you to see it together."
"Is it easy to take care of children? This is for children."
"It's hard to take it with you, thank you."
"Xi Xi is one year old? She looks so cute."
"It's still a few months away."
When they came here, they were all asking about their children. Qi Yunchengdu felt that since having a daughter, all the female viewers have started to become mothers.
I'm afraid this is the so-called maternal nature. I prefer cute children.
After staying with the audience for a while, all the actors had to start to leave the stage, ending today's performance.
As soon as they got backstage and put down the gifts they had received, all the actors were agitated today.
It was not easy for them to ask on the stage just now.
It's different now.
"Senior brother? What's going on? I don't think I'll use this to throw away the burden for no reason."
"Yes, brother, I was almost shocked."
"What's going on?"
They were so far apart that it was difficult for them to react to the work. All their attention was focused on the uncle's ouch.
Regarding this point, Yu Qian, who had just sat down, didn't need anyone else to explain it. He just had to explain it himself. Once he explained it, the fellow disciples gathered around him suddenly realized.
So that's what happened, otherwise they would really think that Qi Yuncheng was possessed by something, and screamed inexplicably.
Even Luan Yunping, who was her partner, didn't understand her behavior at that time. Now the truth is revealed, and everyone admires it. This on-the-spot reaction is truly staggering.
Qi Yuncheng took off his coat backstage and said helplessly, "I can't help it, otherwise how could I answer it? I didn't expect it to really frighten the uncle. I'm sorry, uncle."
"How can I be sorry for this?" How could Yu Qian take it to heart? Although he is almost fifty years old, it is really terrible to be frightened once, but this is the right thing for a man to do.
If it were him, he wouldn't be able to think of any good solution.
However, he changed his words and said happily: "Yuncheng wants to tell you something. Come and visit my pet park tomorrow."
"Admire the animal you bought?"
"I did buy a new batch, but they are mainly gifts for the little girl and you. It is also good to have a pet to play with and have someone to accompany you.
Let me tell you, although animals cannot compare with human intelligence, they are also smart. Sometimes they are even smarter than we think. And they also know who is nice to them, and that is my horse.
You have all seen it. Every time I go back, I know that I am here and waiting for me. And the pony, it is very suitable for keeping as a pet and is not big.
When Xixi is one or two years old, I can play with it."
Yu Qian's chat box opens up when it comes to pets. He is good at this and knows more than others.
But Qi Yuncheng has never thought about raising ponies. To raise ponies, he must have grassland at home. How can ordinary people afford this?
After Yu Qian saw it, he changed his mind and said, "You can raise other ones, as long as you can name them, I have almost raised them."
"Okay, then tomorrow I will take my wife and the others to have a look, and let Xixi see the world. Unfortunately, she is afraid of strangers. I don't know if she will be afraid of seeing her."
It's not that Yu Qian didn't understand Qi Yuncheng's daughter, he was so afraid that even his Grandpa Guo didn't want to see her.
Fortunately, I have become familiar with it recently.
"It's a good thing for children to have contact with animals. Even if they are still young, you can keep them first. It's decided that you can come over at noon tomorrow.
Just happened to come over for dinner.
The food cooked on the wood stove is very delicious.”
"Okay, I'll definitely go there."
The uncle’s life is all about eating, drinking and having fun. He is a master at playing, even when it comes to eating.
As long as you touch these things, you will have your own thoughts.
This is also the reason why the juniors have no sense of distance from him, even when they are on stage.
"Yuncheng, are you coming over for dinner tonight?" Suddenly Yu Qian asked, mainly because he knew that his wife, son and children were at home.
"Go ahead." Qi Yuncheng nodded, "But don't ask me to drink. Captain Luan drinks too much, so go ask him."
"Okay, then let me drink with you." Seeing that she was mentioned, Luan Yunping could only agree. Even though his style on stage was more traditional and polite, he was not bad at drinking lately.
After it's agreed.
After the audience leaves, it's time for the actors to start their own nightlife.
After a busy night at this point, there is no one who is not hungry, especially Qi Yuncheng's special performance today, he talked about cross talk the most.
But even when eating, he didn't stay too long. He just went over to accompany them. It was natural that he should go home when he was done with them.
This time, it was the end of another session, and I also earned an additional appearance fee.
Now he is not low, but he is far from the highest.
It is estimated that when "The Pretender" is released and his wife becomes popular, he will become more popular, and the price will be higher.
This is what circles are like, an era where traffic comes first.
One game may take many people many years to earn.
After buying supper for his wife and taking her home, Qi Yuncheng saw Song Yi put his daughter into the stroller and looked unhappy just a few moments after he walked in.
"What's wrong? Are you so unhappy? Didn't I bring you something to eat?"
"You are the foodie!!"
"What?" Qi Yuncheng didn't understand his wife's words, but when he put the bag down, he understood instantly.
Is crosstalk spreading so quickly among the audience? When talking about food talk today, I did casually say that my wife is a foodie.
"Okay, you're not a foodie! Then I eat these things?"
"There's no door, give it to me quickly, hurry up."
Sitting on the sofa, Song Yi kept stretching out his hands, as if he didn't want to get up. He didn't know how lazy he was.
It seems necessary to go to the uncle's horse farm together tomorrow, so that we can at least move our bodies.
I've seen her wearing equestrian clothes once before, and those clothes that outline the figure are really good.
It’s all vivid in my mind now.
But when I sat down and watched my daughter playing with toys in the stroller, I got back to the serious topic.
"I remember that you won't be working tomorrow, so I promised the uncle to go to the racecourse with us. The uncle also said that we can choose any animal as a pet. He has everything there, let us choose whatever we want."
"Really? Just pick?" Song Yi, who was eating, suddenly wiped his mouth with paper and became a little interested.
Qi Yuncheng didn't understand, "What? You already have plans for what you want?"
"Not really, but I think it's time to get a pet. Are there any dogs there?"
"Yes, it's your first time, aren't you still afraid of it?"
"I don't want to raise a big dog at first, or a cat. Snake, by the way, is there a snake? That's my zodiac sign."
"You are really a real mother! My uncle asked me to find a pet to accompany my daughter to grow up, and to develop some abilities in the child when she is one or two years old. If you raise a snake, my daughter will really be able to say that she is scared."
Song Yi held something in both hands with a smile on his face, "Isn't this just a casual comment? How can I raise a snake? I'm afraid of that thing too, but I'm just curious if you have one."
After thinking about it for a moment, Qi Yuncheng recalled with a condensed expression. When he recalled something, he nodded immediately, "Don't tell me that I really have snakes. You can go and have a look tomorrow."