Crosstalk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is set up under the stage Chapter 432 Old Guo Father and Son Have Never Seen Chemistry in Their Life
Chapter 432 Old Guo Father and Son Have Never Seen Chemistry in Their Life
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Qi Yuncheng didn't know why so many things happened in Deyun, and each one of them almost cost his life.
He got in once and then did it again.
If Xiao Zhu'er makes the same mistake again in this life, he may be a little careless, and his life may be lost.
Over the past few years, he has been able to notice that some things will change. Once things change for him, it is really difficult to say.
Anyway, when the time comes, he will go to the platform to deliver something, so he can just stop him.
But just when he was casually changing channels and watching variety shows and thinking about it, Zhang Yunlei actually called him and said that Cao Cao Cao Cao was here.
"Hey! Yuncheng! Are you free tomorrow?"
"What's wrong?"
"Xiao Meng is having a special show at Guangde Tower. Do you want to come over and join in the fun?"
"What about tomorrow? Good guy, I didn't even think about spending the whole day with Xiao Meng today."
Qi Yuncheng laughed in amusement, feeling that he kept forgetting things and Yueyue almost forgot her as a person.
The same goes for Xiao Meng and the others.
Not to mention him, Zhang Yunlei and his younger brother Guo Qiling are making more and more calls.
But I don’t have time to go, I have to look after the kids.
However, I thought about the increase in students mentioned by Luan Yunping, and people from the Xiaozi Department are studying in the future.
I had to be a little more interested.
"Evening show?"
"right."
"Then it depends on the specific time. If it gets busy, there's nothing we can do."
"I know, come when you have time, I mainly want to scare him."
After hanging up the phone, Song Yi, who was squatting on the floor and playing happily with the puppy, suddenly asked, "What's going on?"
"Xiao Meng Ming'er's special performance, I want me to come and play."
"Let's go then."
"What to do with the child?"
"Isn't there Lanlan?"
Qi Yuncheng, a master, still feels distressed when he thinks of letting her work, "She is a child, no matter how old she is, she is really used as a nanny, and she is very busy with studies recently.
The high school entrance examination is getting closer and closer, and her parents value this very much."
"Then leave it to Master, Mistress?"
"That's right! Just leave it to them. After all, the child was born for them to play with. I couldn't bear to let it go to that extent before."
Qi Yuncheng had no hesitation and made a quick decision. He should indeed take him over to show them again, but suddenly his wife made a plaintive cry over there.
"oops!!!"
How could the husband not be shocked at this moment?
"What's wrong with you?"
"Hurry up and pick me up. My feet are numb from squatting. I can't stand up or move."
"How could I have such a lovely daughter-in-law like you?"
Thinking that something was serious, Qi Yuncheng immediately uprooted his wife from her squatting position, then carried her back to the sofa and sat down.
But it was uncomfortable to sit down. Both legs were numb and could not be touched. The muscles on Song Yi's face twitched slightly when touched.
"How about just squatting down for half a day to play with a dog?"
"It's cute, isn't it? I can't resist the temptation of cute things, especially furry babies. Look at it coming here."
Looking at the little border collie on the ground, Qi Yuncheng also liked it, but having a pet came with the worries of having a pet. He would have to walk the dog regularly and pay attention to hygiene.
Especially when it came to hygiene, he had to look at his wife whose legs were numb and give her instructions again.
"Go wash your hands later, you know? You still have to touch the child."
"I know!" Song Yi looked like he didn't like hearing and teaching, and said in a rebellious tone, "I'm afraid what will happen to your precious daughter, why don't you care about me."
"This is the truth. The child's resistance is still relatively weak now."
"Okay, okay, I can wash it. Now help me rub my legs, they're so numb!"
Qi Yuncheng nodded and placed his hands on his wife's soft thighs. Even with just a light touch, the expression on her face was pretty enough.
And it was only at this moment that he understood why he forgot other things so easily, because his world was almost made up of her and her daughter.
But precisely because of this, the fan given by Master before can serve as a better reminder that you cannot stay in gentle land all the time.
You also need to study hard in folk arts.
Although the system requires you to recruit disciples to obtain things, you cannot stop practicing these skills at ordinary times.
After rubbing their legs and enjoying the squeeze from their daughter-in-law, the two of them took a look at their daughter who was tired from playing today, then washed up and went to bed.
Sleep until the next day.
Song Yi and Yueyue went out to play, leaving only the father and daughter and a dog at home.
Even though he had to take care of two of them, it was nothing to Qi Yuncheng. He was usually the one taking care of them, even though he had raised a lot of dogs.
After spending the day like this, Qi Yuncheng drove Xixi to his master's house. When they were sent there, the two of them were so happy that they had been looking forward to it ever since.
And when I sent it over, I also learned some other news.
In the Deyun branch that was established before, the old couple will go there to perform in the future. At the same time, Master has accepted an invitation to the second season of "Swordsman" to be recorded at the end of the year, so Shaobing will probably be invited to participate.
There is no need for Qi Yunzheng to go, that program is to promote newcomers, and he is now out of this level.
But I can't participate in this program. There is another program to be broadcast, but it is just right.
That is the first season of "Happy Comedian" in 2015!
There will be no newbies participating in it, all good actors in the comedy industry will compete together.
For example, Shengteng, Jia Ling, Liao Ning Folk Art Troupe, etc.
In fact, it's not just the comedy industry that does this, the singer industry also does it, and the ratings are all very good.
"Are you going? I got a call and want to invite you to be the starting lineup for the first season. It will be around the end of May."
Holding his lovely granddaughter at home, Guo Degang said something.
Qi Yuncheng's current popularity and ability are not low, but among these people, none of them have been struggling in comedy festivals, and they mostly do sketches. You can say that it is difficult for cross talkers to have an advantage.
So after thinking for a while, he slowly spoke.
"Go! It's rare that there is a variety show that can talk about cross talk, but the pressure is probably very high. Most of the participants are seniors, but before you go, Master, I have to tell you something."
"Master, tell me."
"Then don't go!" Qi Yuncheng said his own thoughts. It was his first time to participate in such a boss-level fight. There must be some pressure, and this pressure was not bad. What he was afraid of was that the master was below. Stare with a pair of eyes.
Yes, he has been performing for so many years since he learned cross talk, and he is no longer nervous.
But on this kind of occasion and this kind of competition, Master would be a little bit emotional sitting down there. Anyway, it would be best if he didn't come, and he could finish the program happily.
There would be no regrets if you were eliminated in the first show, it was a competitive show to begin with.
Guo Degang curled up his lips and said, "What are you thinking about? Didn't I take over as a judge for "The Swordsman"? I'm still free? I don't even want to go."
"That's right! Then I'll go to Xiao Meng's special performance first. Xixi, please take care of me and my wife, and I'll pick you up in the evening."
"Let's go, let's go."
After taking one last look at his daughter, Qi Yuncheng walked out of the rose garden and headed to Guangde Building.
It was past eight o'clock when he arrived near Guangde Tower. He had covered himself tightly the whole time, and the weather was so dark that not many people would notice.
But when he came to the small alleyway at the back door, his fast walking pace gradually slowed down a bit.
From a distance, I saw a tall, thin boy wearing black short-sleeves looking at something in a daze. He looked at it for a long time and didn't know what he was looking at.
There is a state of sleepwalking.
I didn’t know him, and I had no idea of going over to talk to him, but when I saw his profile as I passed by, I realized how I couldn’t possibly know him. Isn’t this the rich second-generation Qin Xiaoxian?
What is he doing here?
Xie Liang? The theater has started now, right? He was delayed for a while because of the trip. Besides, since he is a student now, he must study hard, and he is still outside?
Shaking his head, Qi Yuncheng didn't understand the thoughts of the newcomers who came to Deyun for the first time. He didn't want to say more, maybe he was waiting for someone outside, so he opened the back door of the theater and went in, which took less than half a second.
A murmur came from behind, "Oh, yes, this is the back door of the theater."
"..."
Qi Yuncheng couldn't help but feel happy for a moment. Good guy, there is no way to find love, right? It seems that the reason why he is often late has been found.
The two people entered the theater one after another, and the places they stayed in were different.
One backstage and one end gate.
Because seriously speaking, students who are in the learning stage at the beginning are not even qualified to enter the backstage.
Even if he wanted to come over to listen to the performance, he would always stand behind the curtain near the exit door. If there was a performance scheduled, he would do the dialogue in the open space by the exit door. After finishing the dialogue, he would wait for the teacher to come before going backstage to rehearse with the teacher.
once.
After that, go to the end gate to change your coat.
Therefore, there are quite a few relative rules when learning things in Deyun.
After all, the newly arrived students don’t understand anything, so letting them wander backstage noisily will disrupt the performance of normal actors.
But once you get used to it over time, it will be no problem.
As soon as I entered the backstage, familiar actors such as Xiao Zhuan'er, Luan Yunping, and Zhang Helun were all there.
When she knew he was coming, Xiao Zhu'er was very happy, but just as she was about to speak, Luan Yunping obviously had more important things to do, and she looked uneasy.
"Yuncheng, are you here? Aren't you at home to take care of the children?"
"Give it to Master?"
"So you know about comedy shows?"
"Know."
Asked one after another, Luan Yunping nodded knowing that no further explanation was needed, "Then are you going or not?"
I heard that the starting lineup is a bit strong. It’s still a game, but we have never participated in a game and have no experience at all.”
"Let's go then. What do we young people have to fear anyway?"
Qi Yuncheng looked very unconcerned. There are a lot of seniors on this stage. They just need to get a participation award and that's it.
So his mentality is very good, he just hopes that Master is not around.
Otherwise, he wouldn't be able to finish recording an episode easily.
"Xiao Meng, Jiu Liang is performing now?" Qi Yuncheng suddenly changed the subject and said.
"Yes, it's time to return."
"Then I'll go take a look. I still have time to talk about the comedian, so don't worry for a while."
After saying that, he started to leave.
At the same time, Xiao Zhuan'er and Zhang Helun were also chatting with each other about some topics. The former even discussed in a sly manner when Yuncheng would go out and scare the actors.
However, Qi Yuncheng didn't just look at Xiao Meng and Zhou Jiuliang in the past, but also took a look at the exit door. As expected, Qin Xiaoxian and several students were there.
He seemed very serious.
"Thank you everyone for performing this part of "The Bodyguard" just now! Now it's time for the encore. As we all know, cross talk performances are nothing more than talking and singing! The performance style is nothing more than being cool and weird!
I am not very talented, so I found a handsome man in a down-to-earth manner."
Audience: "Oh~~"
When the cheers came out, Zhou Jiuliang held the table and looked lazy, "Don't say they don't believe it, I don't believe it either. You can't touch this word anywhere in your body."
"Why don't you believe me? Is there anyone in Deyun who is handsome like me? Come on, tell me. Every one of you can tell me." Meng Hetang immediately turned on his narcissism on the stage. As soon as he said narcissistically, the audience responded to him more and more.
.
"Qi Yuncheng!"
"Xiaoyue!"
“Shaobing!”
…
After calling out a lot of names, Meng Hetang on the stage blinked again and again, "No, I heard you right? Shaobing? Forget it, Brother Yue, I guess there are people like him now, so why are there still sesame cakes?
.
Can he be more handsome than me?"
Zhou Jiuliang replied from the side, "This is a little too much, but isn't it also senior brother Qi Yuncheng? He is recognized for his good looks after attending the Spring Festival Gala."
"Hey!" Meng Hetang looked like there was no tiger in the mountain, "Brother Yuncheng, he... he looks a little better than me.
It also attracts the liking of so many little girls.
But you can’t just look at his appearance. Ask him if his education level is higher than mine. No, he just graduated from elementary school. And is he really good-looking?"
On the stage, Xiao Meng talked to such an extent that Qi Yuncheng had the same feeling as when he scolded his master and his master suddenly came out.
Now it's your turn.
So without saying a word, he walked out from the side curtain. This step was a way for my senior brother to increase his popularity for his junior brother's special performance.
So when the audience discovered this surprise, they all got excited without warning and made all kinds of noises. When Meng Hetang turned around and saw his senior brother coming out, he was really frightened.
He was frightened, but Qin Xiaoxian at the exit door was confused because he didn't see this person just now, how did he come here.
"I seem to have heard someone talking bad about me?" Wearing ordinary clothes, Qi Yuncheng came to Xiao Meng's microphone and looked like he was going to accuse him.
Meng Hetang was a little embarrassed, frowning and pointing everywhere, "Who is it? Who said something bad about my senior brother? Please restrain yourself, you know? My senior brother is here."
Zhou Jiuliang was next to him at this time, saying, "Isn't this what you said?"
"Really?" Qi Yuncheng looked at Meng Hetang with a smile, "You said I'm not as good-looking as you? You said that?"
"How is that possible?" Meng Hetang quickly extended his thumb, "You are so good-looking, how ugly I am."
"Are you saying I have no education?"
"Education?"
Meng Hetang was puzzled, "Do we, De Yun Tiao Ke, need academic qualifications? De Yun Society Culture Co., Ltd., he is limited! Master Guo De has just graduated from the second grade of junior high school, and his son Guo Qiling is also the second grade of junior high school. He has never seen a chemistry book in his life.
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Hahahahaha!
As soon as I said it, the audience laughed one after another. The key point is that there is nothing wrong with it.
Moreover, Meng Hetang's attitude has changed and his desire to survive is so strong that even Qi Yuncheng couldn't help but smile. It can be seen that after so many years of learning, Xiao Meng's stage performance has also grown more and more.