Chapter 434: Stop being a beast first! [Please subscribe]
Time passed by minute by minute.
In the special car of the program team, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping chatted before arriving at the recording location in the DX area.
The moment you get off the car.
The two people took a look and found that the preparations outside the lobby on the first floor of the program studio were very complete, including cameras and large signboards of their participating actors.
That is to say, when they saw the sign, both people's eyes were attracted.
Shengteng, Jia Ling, Song Xiaobao, Qi Yuncheng and even their old acquaintance Li Jing were also there.
So I was very emotional when I saw it.
"Please come this way, both of you."
At the prompts of the staff, the two people had to divert their attention and go into the lobby.
Entering the hall, you can still see the appearance of their five actors.
"Excuse me, are all these actors here?" Qi Yuncheng was a little puzzled. After all, when he came in, he found it a bit deserted.
"There are two pairs of people here! They are all in the lounge now. Please take a rest. The show will be rehearsed in a while."
"good."
Under the guidance of several people, the two people went into their own special place to rest. At the same time, they were told that besides the five of them, there was a mysterious guest.
For this Qi Yun's achievement reflects the benefits of being a human being in two generations, because he knows that he is a mime actor.
But I'm not very familiar with it.
At least they haven't met each other.
After about a short rest, the program staff came in and told them that all the actors had arrived, and they were the first two to participate in the rehearsal.
This rehearsal is not a group, it is just the actors' personal experience.
But just when I left the lounge and came to the waiting room where I was going to go on stage.
A man in a suit and leather shoes surrounded by a group of people completely broke Qi Yuncheng's defense.
Because it was none other than his master Guo Degang.
I know the master's figure even when he turned into ashes.
Perhaps he noticed his apprentice's gaze, Guo Degang turned around and said with a smile: "What's wrong? Don't you know me? How long has it been?"
"No! Why are you here?"
"Why can't I be here? There is no sign at the door saying that Guo Degang cannot enter."
Even Luan Yunping was curious about this. She stood nearby and wondered, "Master, aren't you still at home?"
"Yes! One second I was at home, and the next second I was not allowed to come over?"
The answer is not what was asked.
The master is still teasing his apprentice, and Qi Yuncheng, if he is not stupid, must have understood something. I am afraid that this time the host of the first season is none other than the master.
But he had already promised it before, so he immediately said, "Didn't you say you don't have time? You still have to record Swordsman."
"Yeah. The show is at the end of the year and it's only May now. There's no conflict."
"..."
I'm convinced! Qi Yuncheng is really convinced by the master. No wonder Jiang is so hot. I didn't expect that he would really come, or just come for one season.
Guo Degang must also have to comfort his apprentice. It is indeed rare to participate in such a program and compete with so many people.
So as he walked over, he reached out and gently straightened the wrinkles in the child's clothes.
"Master, what are you doing? I'm just here. Haven't you ever participated in the Spring Festival Gala? That stage is much bigger than this one."
Qi Yuncheng smiled bitterly, "Isn't this a surprise for you? You clearly promised not to do it."
"It's okay, perform well and go over to the rehearsal."
Listening to the master's words, the two people walked over to the stage of the program group.
When he was talking, Qi Yuncheng realized that the power of the two of them performing was indeed too weak, because they were a team from the beginning.
But there's nothing we can do about it. They're performing cross talk, and there can't be too many people.
After the rehearsal, the two people accepted an interview. After the interview, they waited for the rest of the people to rehearse and the happy comedian recording began.
The moment it starts.
The audience invited in the studio burst into loud applause at the director's instruction, and at the same time, Guo Degang walked onto the ring stage wearing a crisp suit.
"Dear audience friends, good evening."
"good!!!"
Quack, quack, quack, quack.
When the applause fell, Guo Degang held the card and smiled, "Welcome to Dragon TV's "Happy Comedian". I am the host Guo Degang.
Today is about to usher in an unprecedented event in the comedy world.
Happy Comedian invited six groups of top comedians to participate in the competition, and the 500 viewers on site will vote for your favorite show.
Your vote will determine their stay. The comedian with the lowest votes for two consecutive weeks will be eliminated, which is quite cruel.
It’s getting late, so let’s invite the first couple of contestants. Speaking of which, this first couple has something to do with me, as they both talk about cross talk.
It is said that cross talk is thankless on this stage and does not take advantage of the number of people.
Who is it? Let us give a round of applause to Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping!!"
Upon hearing the name, the audience became excited one by one and applauded continuously.
Not only them, but also the actor Sheng Teng was a little excited when he heard the name.
Because we know each other.
We even participated in the Spring Festival Gala rehearsal together.
So he kept nodding in the lounge, "As soon as Teacher Guo said it was related to him, I knew it was these two people, so why did I invite them here?
Are you going to overtake me if you don’t look good enough?”
The other people in the lounge were too embarrassed to interrupt him. What else could they say about his narcissistic attitude? They could just watch.
At the same time, you should also look at the first couple of actors who come out, because this is a start for all of them.
After all, I don’t even understand this stage.
"Thank you everyone, my name is Qi Yuncheng! The person next to me is my partner Luan Yunping."
After taking the stage, Qi Yuncheng introduced first as always.
"It's me."
"I was very excited when I came to this stage for the first time because many top actors were invited. And just after seeing them today, I suddenly felt that cross talk might not be that suitable for me."
"Ah?" Luan Yunping said confused.
"He restrained me. I should change to a new industry."
"You want to change your career?"
"You have no idea what I was doing before learning cross talk."
"What?"
"I am Qi Yuncheng!" Qi Yuncheng gestured to himself and said proudly: "I study music and have studied abroad. I have even been to big performances abroad.
There's something called Victoria's Secret."
"Oh." Luan Yunping held the table and pointed to the side of the stage, "The one our master is reading in Tianmao's study?"
Quickly, Qi Yuncheng glanced in the direction of his master and then went over to cover his partner's mouth. He was afraid of being heard, but regardless of whether he covered it or not, the audience in the audience was already enjoying themselves.
"Not only do they have catwalk models, they also have resident singers! Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber!"
"It's just nonsense. I looked and you were not there."
"I'm not going to invite you."
"You're even pushing this?" Luan Yunping had a somewhat incredulous expression.
"I will organize a concert myself."
"What to do?"
"I have to choose a special address, and I also have to choose a title. Generally speaking, these big singer concerts have titles! Jay Chou's "The Strongest on the Surface", Chen Yixun's "A Different Life", Zhang Xueyou
"Jacky Friends Classics"!"
"That's what you call!"
"Worse than a beast!!"
Hahahahaha!
While laughing, Qi Yuncheng looked at his partner and asked, "How is it? Is this good?"
Luan Yunping tilted her head and replied, "Does this sound good? What do you mean by being worse than a beast?"
"You don't even understand, what kind of sound is the best? The most amazing? It must be the sound of nature."
"That's true."
"Flowers, birds, fish, insects, birds and beasts all have their own voices, so the music of these beasts..." The words came out again, Qi Yuncheng patted his chest and said proudly, "They are all inferior to me!! So I...is not as good as the beasts!"
"
"I think so."
"The title has been chosen, and the address has also been chosen. I plan to hold it at the National Center for the Performing Arts!"
"It's too small."
"Yeah, you think it's small, too." Qi Yuncheng was happy.
"Of course." Luan Yunping nodded repeatedly, and then spoke out, "With your level, you still have to take the Metro Line 1."
Qi Yuncheng was speechless, "What is this called?"
"Can you go to the National Theater?"
"The National Center for the Performing Arts can only seat more than 2,000 people. It's not suitable for me. My fans all come from London, New York, Guangdong, and Afghanistan."
"They came here to escape from famine." Luan Yunping praised him.
"It's all just to see me, so I think that venue is too small. Let's change it to the Yanjing Workers' Stadium."
"Ouch." Luan Yunping exclaimed in surprise, raised her hand and gave a number, "The Workers' Stadium is full of 60,000 spectators."
"It doesn't matter. It sold out in 59 seconds as soon as the tickets were opened."
"Less than a minute?"
"It was too fast. It was sold out in one go. I was happy when it was sold out. I rested in my lounge. Big stars like me are in the VIP lounge, and I was the only one.
I was resting when I heard someone knocking on the door, my master is here."
"Why is he here?"
"My master's face was as heavy as water as soon as he came in, and he pondered for twenty minutes. Alas..." Qi Yuncheng sighed behind the microphone and said, "Apprentice, I heard that you are holding a concert at the Workers' Stadium. Master on the same day.
There is also a special cross talk show in Yanjing. I'm afraid that if you hold a concert, they will all look at you and no one will look at me."
"Good guy, even my master can't beat you?" Luan Yunping had to say.
Qi Yuncheng continued to discuss, "Do you think you can make a mistake of two days? You...don't be a beast first, let Master be a beast for two days."
Hahahahaha!
Xu~~
There was a lot of laughter and booing in the studio at this moment.
Even the lounge is similar.
Even Jia Ling nodded from his seat, "The apprentice said it in front of the master. It's so funny to see Teacher Guo's expression."
Shengteng: "The performance is really good. Although there are only two people, Teacher Guo sitting next to us is indirectly a team."
Li Jing: "Yuncheng has become more and more powerful in recent years."
Looking at the performance of the cross talk actors, as actors who are also participating in the performance, several people are watching it seriously.
Although most of them have to act in sketches, they also know that Qi Yuncheng is not a small role, considering how popular he is in Deyun.
We all know this when performing in venues with thousands of people and performing abroad.
And he was still so young, so no one looked down upon him.
"What should I do?" Qi Yuncheng thought with his hands on his hips and looked quietly at the master beside the stage. "This is my own master. Can I let others go? This time I give in and postpone it for a month."
"You see how troublesome it is. What should I do if I sell tickets for 60,000 viewers? Refund the tickets?"
When Qi Yuncheng mentioned the refund, he suddenly became angry and looked at Luan Yunping angrily, "Who told you? Who said the refund?"
"If you don't act anymore, you will definitely have to be fired."
"We never refund tickets."
"Then you are really worse than animals."
"On the day the performance starts, the audience starts entering the venue at eight o'clock in the morning."
"Why are you here so early?"
"There are no distinctions between front and rear rows!" Qi Yuncheng gestured forward and backward, then pointed into the distance, "Are you willing to spend 20,000 yuan to sit in the last row?"
"That's a loss."
"Why do I know? They woke me up as soon as they entered the venue at eight o'clock."
"Wait a minute, I have a small question." Luan Yunping suddenly stopped her partner, "The audience came in at eight o'clock and woke you up. Where are you sleeping?"
"Ticketing."
"Aren't you really afraid that people will refund your tickets when such a big shot goes to the ticket office? You have to live in a villa!"
"You don't understand, the ticket office has air conditioning."
"You can't even install an air conditioner, but you still sell people tickets for 20,000 yuan each?"
Qi Yuncheng quickly explained, "I am low-carbon, environmentally friendly, energy-saving and emission-reducing."
"Oh, love is still a green beast?"
"I was at the ticket office, and as soon as 60,000 people came, another 100,000 people came, and they all had to look at me.
Let’s come up with an idea and start selling standing tickets.”
"What is a standing vote?"
"Since it's sold out to 100,000 people, I won't set up any seats in the middle of the venue, so they can all stand inside."
"How much does this cost?" Luan Yunping asked.
Qi Yuncheng stretched out his index and middle fingers and said, "There are still 20,000 people, regardless of the front or rear rows. There are 100,000 people standing inside. From the aerial photo above, it looks like the Terracotta Warriors and Horses.
But as soon as we arrived, another 50,000 people came."
"There's no more land."
"We have a solution, sell squat tickets."
"What is squatting?"
"Standing tickets, two people go to this station." Qi Yuncheng straightened his body to describe, and then pointed to his lower body, "The shoulders are wide and the legs are thin, and one of the two people squats in the middle. This one is 20,000."
"There is no distinction between front and rear rows?"
"There is no distinction between front and rear rows. Just as these 50,000 people squatted down, more than 100,000 people came."
"There is really no room." Luan Yunping kept repeating, and she really couldn't think of how else to sit.
Qi Yuncheng smiled slightly and said, "Yes, we sell party tickets."
"What a way to lie down."
"Look to see if there is anything empty under the seat. Then crawl forward from the last row and lie down under the seat."
"How much does it cost?" Luan Yunping asked again.
Qi Yuncheng: "Twenty thousand tickets are non-refundable. Oh my God, when these hundreds of thousands of people come in, more than ten thousand more come."
Luan Yunping: "What should I do?"
Qi Yuncheng: "You have to watch it. This makes the person in charge very anxious. If he doesn't see it, he will commit suicide. Let me give you an idea and sell the ticket."
Luan Yunping: "What is a ticket?"
Qi Yuncheng: "Hang all these 10,000 people above the workers' sports stadium."
Luan Yunping: "How much does this cost?"
Qi Yuncheng: "Thirty thousand tickets, and ten thousand wires."
Luan Yunping: "Weiya is dark enough."
At this point in the show, the audience who are familiar with it will know what kind of jokes were used to change it, which is to sell tickets and then make some deletions according to this stage.
There were even a lot of cuts.
Because this traditional joke has to be extended to half an hour, but the performance time on this stage is only ten minutes, so from the beginning of the stage, the two people's performance was not slow at all.
"Come on, I'll sing the first song in the spring." Qi Yuncheng looked at the smiling faces of the audience and continued to speak.
"This is high enough."
"But just as I was getting ready, the door opened and a person came in."
"who?"
"He's tall, wears glasses, and is quite polite when he comes in. Hello, my name is Wang Feng!"
"He's here?"
"Why are you here?"
Qi Yuncheng began to speak in different roles, and was extremely polite, "I also heard from my friends that you wanted to sing "Spring," but after all, I sang "Fire" for it. I'm afraid that the audience will hear the song you sang today.
, if you listen to me again, you won’t call it a toy.”
In one sentence, I really dare to say it. Luan Yunping stood beside me without saying a word, only giving expressions to match the performance.
"Do you think it's okay? Let me give you an opening."
"Is this okay?"
"Then what should we do?" Qi Yuncheng had no choice but to wave his hands angrily, "Just give it up, Wang Feng is waiting, the show will start at half past seven and the singing will begin.
Still remember the spring many years ago~~
I hadn’t cut off my long hair at that time~~
No credit card and no her~~"
"Singing so well." Luan Yunping praised.
"Okay?" Qi Yuncheng suddenly became angry and his voice amplified a lot, "I stood backstage and saw the song he sang being broadcast on TV. I hated it so much.
Everything he sings is different from what I sing."
"Nonsense, Wang Feng doesn't have an air conditioner just like you."
After tapping the table, Qi Yuncheng said, "Leng Ao finished his show, and finally it's my turn to come on stage! When I come on stage, I have to sing "About Winter"!"
Luan Yunping extended her thumb and said, "This song is great."
"I was ready. I stood on the lift platform and the lift platform came together. I stood in front of the audience, and the whole venue was filled with cheers from the audience.
The audience shouted: Beast!! Beast!!
I asked them to quiet down and started singing."
"bring it on."
Qi Yuncheng cleared his throat to prepare, "Gently~~I will leave you~~Please wipe away the tears from the corners of your eyes~~"
Hahahahaha!
Throw out a different flavor.
At this moment, Guo Degang was very happy to hear it, and he obviously learned the essence.
"Just sing this and the entire audience will be wowed~~"
"Is this good?"
"Let's go this way!"
"Why don't you leave then?"
"That's because they don't understand music, not to mention that there are really more than 10,000 people who haven't left."
“Love listening!!”
Qi Yuncheng raised his head and said, "I can't get up and down from the hanging platform."
"Fuck you!"
…
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
After the cross talk, the five hundred audience members and the green room gave warm applause.
Everyone obviously liked the first performance of the Happy Comedian.
But when the red curtain fell and Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping went to the side curtain, they had something in mind.
That’s because the first performance was really difficult. The audience’s mood and what kind of stage it was was uncertain.
It's entirely up to them to test the waters first.
If the results in the first period are not good, they may have to leave after the second period.
But if that were the case, Qi Yuncheng would have to resort to means. He didn't want to be at the bottom, it was just human nature.