Crosstalk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is set up under the stage Chapter 437 If it's really impossible, we killed both girls the day we left
Chapter 437 If it's really impossible, we killed both girls the day we left
the next day!
Qi Yuncheng and Song Yi got up from home early, and naturally Zhou Gulan did the same.
What happened last night, when she faced her master, her wife was easy to talk to, but she still had nothing to say when she saw her parents again.
Fortunately, I have to study today.
It can provide a certain period of relief.
After all, the parents are also angry. As long as the lard is not blinding them, how can their daughter really not care.
So Qi Yuncheng didn't care too much about this matter. The only thing he cared about was her high school entrance exam. After the exam, no matter which school she could go to, she could stay at their home safely for the two months of summer vacation. time.
But sometimes I do feel sorry for this girl. I hold on to her so tightly, which makes me tired.
“Noodles are so good!”
When Zhou Gulan woke up early in the morning, she looked at the dog at home and fell in love with it without saying a word.
Song Yi was very proud, "That's right! And you can teach it where to go to the toilet just by teaching it. When it grows up, you will have to teach it how to cook."
"You really want it to cook three dishes and one soup for you? Then why don't you sign up for a class and let it take the college entrance examination?"
When Qi Yuncheng woke up early in the morning, he couldn't help but complain when he looked at his wife.
After Song Yi heard what her husband said, she immediately hugged the little Border Collie Noodles, which was wagging its tail, in an aggressive manner, "Look, do you dare to say it's not cute? It's fluffy and very comfortable to hold."
Looking at the dog in front of him, Qi Yuncheng exhaled, "Don't you feel that you are missing someone when you wake up in the morning? Your daughter hasn't been picked up yet? Try to find a way to get her back again, or she won't come back for a long time. "
"Ah! Yes! My daughter, I almost forgot. I'm sorry Xixi, mom almost forgot you!"
Remembering that he still had a daughter, Song Yi panicked and quickly put the dog down on the ground and had breakfast to get ready to pick up her daughter.
Anyway, no matter what, you still can’t forget to eat.
Zhou Gulan also knew that it was because of his own affairs, so after hearing the Master's wife's words, he felt a little guilty and stood nearby squirming.
Qi Yuncheng saw that she was concerned, and after touching her head, he prepared to take her to the master's house with her.
But when I touched her head, I realized that she was a girl who was almost sixteen years old. She was taller than the moon. She was really growing up day by day. I suddenly felt that Xixi would be about the same age in the future.
So it's a bit emotional, but if Xixi really has to be sixteen years old.
I am afraid that I must be about forty years old, not to mention my master and uncle, I am afraid that sixty is already close, and my hair will be ridiculously white.
As for Yunhe Jiuxiao and Longteng Sihai, they don’t know how much they can receive.
After thinking about it, I really feel like I am getting old. Although he is only in his twenties this year, he will indeed be almost thirty in a few years.
Perhaps seeing what the master meant, Zhou Gulan, who had always liked the master, spoke with a strong momentum.
"Master, from now on I will take care of you until you die."
"Tsk!" Qi Yuncheng's expression changed, "Why is it so unpleasant? Your wife and I will have a second child in the future, so we don't have to retire now."
Besides, you have a master above you, so I may not necessarily leave before them, you know? Really, get ready for breakfast."
As soon as he said it, Song Yi was very happy to be around. If he really knew how to talk, he would talk more, so he said, "If it really doesn't work, we should take both girls with us on the day we leave."
Qi Yuncheng was almost speechless, "Good guy, are our whole family like this?"
"A family must be neat and tidy."
"Girls are really lucky to have you."
In the early morning, the whole family was talking louder and louder than the other.
However, the atmosphere was very good, and everyone had happy faces, especially Zhou Gulan who kept staring at his master and was very happy that he accepted her.
In her heart, she is indeed the same as her father, even though this father is a bit young.
After talking like this for a while, the three people went over to see Xixi.
While watching, Luan Yunping was also at Master's house.
It just so happened that the two of them continued to discuss the work of the happy comedian.
The program is recorded on Mondays, and it is up to the program team to decide how long it will be broadcast, but it only takes a few days to produce the work, so while the others are teasing their daughter, Qi Yuncheng is seriously thinking about the problem.
After much deliberation, I can only adapt more jokes to prepare.
As for the recording, the program team will also ask the actors to hire foreign aids. This is when the foreign aids really make use of their connections, and it can be regarded as the Eight Immortals crossing the sea to show their magical powers.
But that's still early.
Now it's just time for Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping to record the second episode and play the first episode video.
The moment it was broadcast, not to mention it caused a sensation, at least many people paid attention to this program because it had their favorite cross talk actors and sketch actors.
The rising Hao Jianduo is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. His works in the Spring Festival Gala are full of laughter. At the same time, he has also made the Mahua team a success, making the audience completely fall in love with this group of sketch actors.
Even his movies became famous in later generations.
But no matter how many fans and ratings there are, people will be eliminated in the second episode.
In this issue, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping talked about a newly adapted radio show, which came in second place. The mime actor who was eliminated in sixth place was the one who was eliminated.
Mime actors are even more thankless than crosstalk actors. Crosstalkers are two people, and he is completely one person.
As soon as he left, a replacement actor came in for the third episode, and the show continued one episode after another.
Qi Yuncheng is also lucky in the competition, because he was not included in several eliminations. Sometimes he would be ranked fourth, and sometimes he might be ranked first.
This is something that can't be determined, because everyone will have times when they perform well and when they don't.
But the longer he persists on this stage, the longer he appears in the audience's sight, so during the period of participating in the recording, his popularity will continue to rise.
Because the small screen does have a wider audience, and online it is more played by young people.
How else could Yue Yunpeng's national popularity be so high in the future? Not to mention other things, I don't even know how many people attended the Spring Festival Gala.
Men, women, old and young can be said to know him.
After participating in several rounds, Zhou Gulan also passed the high school entrance examination early. According to her grades, it would be no problem for her to go to a key high school, and her grades were even among the best in the school.
This kind of student can only be envied.
However, as time passed, in August Qi Yuncheng and a group of actors quickly came to the finals.
The format of the finals is different.
For this reason, Qi Yuncheng had to ask his uncle for help.
It's already the finals, how can it be possible if we still don't use our trump card?
Even two games had to be played. In the first game, the uncle was played, and in the second game, a group of junior brothers were directly played, plus his own wife.
So on the day when I have to record Happy Comedian again.
It was rare for Qi Yuncheng to sit down and chat with the old man. The old man asked him for help. How could he not go?
Not to mention the Happy Comedian, which started in May. It has been several months now, and the attention of the show is getting more and more intense. It’s time to join in the fun by yourself.
Not only the uncle, but also Teacher Gao Feng, Guo Qiling, Xiao Zhuan'er, Meng Hetang, Shaobing and some other senior fellow apprentices were all invited.
Even when he recently heard that Tao Yang had finished liquidating his position, he called him out.
He liquidated his position in 2011, and it had been settling for so long that it was just about right recently, so he simply called him over.
Because in the finals, what can we do if we don’t give it a try?
Anyway, it’s just for fun.
Just two people talking about crosstalk, it's too powerful and weak.
After the program was confirmed and everyone went there together, Qi Yuncheng's lounge was already lively.
Usually there are just two people, but today it was a living bunch.
"Brother, this is really good! And you can see your sign from a long distance outside."
After Meng Hetang entered the lounge, he wandered back and forth.
Guo Qiling couldn't help but say, "Brother, since this program was broadcast, your popularity has become more and more popular, especially for a small amount. You are in the news every day for three days."
"By the way, speaking of senior brother, the TV series you filmed before will be broadcast, right? Is your sister-in-law still involved in it?"
"Wait a minute? Did Teacher Zhu Shimao come just now? Good guy, I just glanced at you."
"Not only that, there are a lot of people here today."
There was so much chatter that the rest room couldn't be quiet at all, and Qi Yuncheng chatted with them from time to time.
But about ten minutes later, the eleventh episode of Happy Comedian began.
The moment it started, everyone who had been chatting just now stared at the broadcast screen in the lounge.
Because Master Guo De just showed up.
After applause from the five hundred audience.
Guo Degang was still wearing the same suit, holding the card and speaking slowly, "Welcome to the first game of the Happy Comedians Finals.
It can be said that it is very lively today, and the actors have invited many people.
However, precisely because of the finals, the system has changed a bit.
That is the number of votes they receive in this period, which will determine their order of appearance in the second game.
And the comedian with the most votes in the two rounds will win our first Happy Comedian Championship."
After saying this, Guo Degang immediately changed the topic and started advertising, after all, he was sponsored.
"Unlimited joy, beyond imagination! This program is powered by xx vitamin functional drink to refuel the happy comedians.
The first comedian to take the stage is already familiar to everyone, so let’s welcome Jia Ling’s team.”
Quack, quack, quack, quack.
Applause came again.
The red curtain slowly opened, revealing the stage layout and characters of Jia Ling and others.
At the moment when it was revealed, everyone in the lounge had to say, "Good guy, this is what I prepared."
Yuncheng, after so many rounds, how did you and Captain Luan compare?"
This sentence is true. One look at their preparations and you will know how terrifying these opponents are.
After all, Jia Ling and Shengteng are both very popular sketch actors.
As for the other actors who reached the finals, they are Song Xiaobao, Qiao Shan, etc.!
And each of these hired a lot of people to assist in the production to help them produce their works.
I wonder how it is possible that this pressure is not great.
"The pressure is great. Didn't I invite a lot of people?" Qi Yuncheng sighed while looking at the broadcast on the screen.
After Yu Qian heard this, he just smiled at the corner of his mouth. Taking part in such a show, Yuncheng has been a bit over the top recently.
After all, competitions are different from cross talk on traditional stages.
But he knew today was just an appetizer, even he was looking forward to the final game.
Instead of talking about cross talk, I switched to a cross talk drama, which is probably a big challenge.
Not much time.
After Jia Ling's performance, a group of them began to prepare to leave. One by one, wearing a coat, they followed the staff to the side curtain of the stage and prepared to go on stage.
At the same time, Guo Degang continued to announce the curtain.
"The guy who is about to play next is doing great today. He has invited many brothers and elders to come and help him out.
So without further ado, let’s invite Qi Yuncheng!!”
"oh!!!"
"Qi Yuncheng, come on!"
"Qi Yuncheng! I love you! Come on!"
…
After every performance, everyone who is still on this stage has a lot of fans, not to mention that their popularity is not low in the first place.
The red curtain opened, and Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping were still standing on the stage in black coats.
"Thank you all! Today is the finals of the first season of Happy Comedian. I am really very nervous and anxious at this moment."
Luan Yunping: "Yes."
"But it doesn't matter. We will present our best program to everyone."
"That's right."
"If we want to give the best show, the basic skills of our crosstalk actors are indispensable. We have to work very hard to learn it. People like Luan Yunping don't need to learn it. He praises it."
As soon as he said this, Luan Yunping next to him became unhappy and said, "Don't talk nonsense, we all need to know the basic skills."
"No need to study."
"Who doesn't need to study? If you name something, I can do it."
"Anyway, it's not as good as our teasing, and it's not as good as our teasing." Qi Yuncheng was on the stage at this moment, deliberately trying to create conflicts and constantly talking about his partner.
And he gave an example directly, "Guankou, I am better than you."
Luan Yunping asked curiously, "Can you still speak?"
"Of course, I'll carry one for you! I'll treat you to steamed lamb, steamed bear paws, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, sauce chicken, bacon..."
At this point, Qi Yuncheng, who was carrying him on his back, suddenly paused and felt a little forgotten, which made the audience smile a lot.
After a while, Qi Yuncheng continued to recite, "Kung Pao chicken, fish-flavored shredded pork, boiled fish, boiled meat, and a bowl of rice. I'm full."
How about it?"
"You are not good at this. You forget your words."
"There is someone better than me."
"Yeah?"
At this time, it became clear who he had brought. Qi Yuncheng looked at the side curtain and waved his hand, "Here, come up one!"
Along with the words, Li Yuntian took the stage at this moment. He may not be known to many people, but his words and words are indeed not bad.
Those who are familiar with him call him Brother Gener.
Standing near Qi Yuncheng, Li Yuntian smiled and said, "Then let me show you the basic skills of a crosstalk actor."
"What?" Luan Yunping asked.
"Take weapons as an example. There are single swords, simple swords, ghost-headed swords, long-handled short-edged swords, Qinglong Yanyue swords, Bengtonghusa swords, three-pointed two-edged swords, Ziwu Yuanyang swords, Jinchuan Shiko swords, and curved blades.