Chapter 443 Did you sell your kidney to someone else? For so much? [Please subscribe]

"Every department is ready! The final countdown is ten seconds! Ten, nine, eight... three, two, one! The audience applauds!!"

The moment recording begins.

With the voice of the on-site director, the audience's enthusiasm was forced to arouse, but when they saw Guo Degang showing up, the enthusiasm became spontaneous.

"Dear guests and friends in front of the TV, good evening everyone! Welcome to Dragon TV's happy comedians!

Tonight is the birth of the King of Comedy, and it is also the second half of our finals.

The finals adopt a wheel battle format, with two teams competing against each other.

The 70% vote rate for this contest is added to the 30% vote rate for the previous contest.

Comedians with low cumulative votes will be eliminated directly. Comedians with high cumulative votes will face the next round of pair-wise duel.

So for the five hundred viewers, every button you press determines their fate.

First of all, let’s invite our first comedian to compete! Qiao Shan!”

Quack, quack, quack, quack!

Amidst the applause, the red curtain slowly opened.

But the moment it opened, the entire stage was filled with immortal energy under the light, and Qiao Shan sat in the middle of the stage and began to starve himself of immortality.

This time his sketch also tells the story of the difficult journey to the North and what happened in the basement.

It has a bit of a sensational flavor.

But it’s the last issue, and everyone has a desire to express themselves in this regard.

So both the audience and the actors in the lounge were watching it very carefully.

After his performance, performances by Song Xiaobao, Jia Ling and other teams followed.

After the performance, Jia Lingyou's skit about Doraemon came to the end, with a voting rate of 45.86%.

Knowing this, Qi Yuncheng and others, who are about to appear in the fourth program, are indeed a bit stressed, because they directly crush the data of the top two.

This situation is a little different from the previous life.

But the three works seem to have one thing in common, that is, they all bring out a touch of touching flavor or sensationalism in the end.

At this moment, after the duel, Guo Degang once again introduced the next program.

"From the end of the Qing Dynasty to the present, in the history of about 150 years, the stage of cross talk has been colorful. One person performs stand-up comedy, two people perform cross talk, and three people perform group cross talk.

We have various forms of cross talk, so Qi Yuncheng and others decided to give it a try today and perform a cross talk drama for everyone.

But trouble came. Normally there were only two people at the same table, but at most one Yu Qian came to fight. So the props department loved Qi Yun Chengdu so much that they didn’t expect to collect all these accounts in the last issue.

Rehearsals, costumes, and actors are all quite troublesome, especially actresses, who are more nervous for us. For this reason, Qi Yuncheng sent his own wife.

Don’t look forward to it!!”

"expect!!!"

After telling this little piece of information, the audience sat down and shouted wildly.

It's not just them.

The other actors in the lounge were a little stunned. The good guy invited the uncle and master in the last issue, but this time he just brought his wife over, and he didn't do anything like this.

However, they also wondered who Qi Yuncheng's daughter-in-law was. After all, Song Yi has not appeared much in the public eye.

At most a small group of die-hard fans know.

"Okay! Let us give you a round of applause and invite Deyun Society Qi Yuncheng to join the team!"

The applause burst out again.

Logically speaking, when it is broadcast on TV, interviews with the actors and some clips shot by the program team backstage at Deyun should be inserted here.

But this is just recording, so when the red curtain opens again, the whole cross talk drama begins.

The stage was very lively, with a small teahouse setting and several tables of people drinking tea behind it. At the same time, Qin Xiaoxian, Liu Xiaoting, Shang Xiaoju and seven or eight people who had been invited temporarily were sitting next to the table.

The audience is watching off the stage, but they are watching it on the stage.

However, the person who appeared in the first scene was not Qi Yuncheng, but Gao Feng, who had gained a little weight and was dressed as a shopkeeper from the Qing Dynasty.

"Everyone, everyone! Since the opening of our Deyunxuan teahouse! Thank you for your care! And we have added things since then. What are the four major beauties born today, and what are the four famous actors, the leaders in the world of storytelling?

, none of them have been here.

But it’s okay today, here we have something good.

The new crosstalk actors specially invited from Beiping! Dou Tianbao and Liang Dayuan will serve you for a while! Okay!"

Audience: "Okay!!!"

"Please!"

On the stage set up by a small teahouse.

Qi Yuncheng and Yue Yunpeng, wearing long coats, opened the curtain and appeared.

Facing the welcome from the audience, the two people did not bow their hands in thanks.

At the same time, Jia Ling suddenly wondered in the resting place, "The person next to him must be Yue Yunpeng!"

"right!"

"I feel like he is quite popular. I can often see him around Teacher Guo."

"There is also the Song of the Five Rings, which many people know about recently. It came out together with Pancake Man."

"I'll just say it."

…

…

"We brothers will serve you for a while!" Qi Yuncheng stood on the decorated stage and said.

Yue Yunpeng said: "Sell your strength."

"Look, there are so many people in the teahouse today. Oh my God, these are rich ladies and aunts!"

"They're all here."

"We have to have a good talk today." Qi Yuncheng patted Yue Yunpeng on the shoulder, "Whoever can't talk well is a coward."

"It's necessary."

"Our guy has a very quick mind. Can you learn three sentences from me?"

"Come here once."

"I say three sentences, and you learn the first word of each sentence."

"no problem."

"Let me tell you something today."

"now!"

"I feel very happy!"

"Heart."

"Who is your father?"

"you!"

"Eh!"

"Fuck you!"

Hahahahaha!

Laughter rang out, either intentionally from the role-players on the stage or from the audience being amused by the burden.

But at this moment, the entire stage went dark.

Then a beam of light hit a relatively high box stand on the right. Above the stand, naturally, were Song Yi and Liu Yan.

When they saw them, everyone in the audience widened their eyes.

Liu Yan and the others must have known each other, but the person next to them was different.

"My God, it's so beautiful."

"Really Qi Yuncheng's wife??"

"Yes! It has appeared in other programs before."

"She is so good-looking! No wonder she got married so early, she is such a perfect match."

"My wife and I are all here to help, this is damn dog food."

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To be continued...