Sheng Teng and others were chatting about some topics in the green room, but after a while, the stage lit up on the broadcast screen!
A teahouse is still a teahouse.
But all the guests have left.
Only Qi Yuncheng, who was wearing a long coat, was left talking to Gao Feng.
"Why are you tossing us together this early in the morning?"
"Why are you fussing?" Gao Feng sat at the table angrily and said, "You two have made a big mistake!"
"What's wrong?"
"You, Dou Tianbao, seduced the commander's daughter!"
Gao Feng looked at Qi Yuncheng, then pointed at Yue Yunpeng beside him, "You, you were seduced by the commander's concubine! I have received flying knives to remonstrate, and I have also been threatened."
"I'm talking about the shopkeeper." Qi Yuncheng hurried over to persuade, "You are also a teahouse owner. How many things have you never seen in the world? How can you be so scared by a knife?"
"You're absolutely right, a knife won't do this."
"What?"
"Look at this."
When Gao Feng got up, he turned around and pointed at his back, which was full of knives. He almost looked like a hedgehog.
"Can you stand this?"
Yue Yunpeng said next to him at this time, "At least you can't see it from the front!"
"Go! Stay positive!"
The voice fell.
Suddenly Kong Yunlong appeared on the stage dressed as a waiter and carrying a teapot. The audience couldn't stop laughing when he appeared.
Because there were countless knives cutting across his front and back.
But he didn't care at all. When he saw a few people, he said politely: "Hey, you guys are here? The shopkeeper is great!"
After saying that, Kong Yunlong trotted to the end gate.
The three people's eyes followed, and Gao Feng said, "Is there anything more comprehensive than this?"
Yue Yunpeng took a step closer to his senior brother and asked out of curiosity, "Did you go over to burn wheat just now?"
"You're so hungry that you're crazy."
Qi Yuncheng stood among them and said anxiously, "Then what should we do?"
"You guys run away quickly."
"Shall we run?"
"You can't run away?"
"how?"
"They're coming!"
After being slightly startled, Qi Yuncheng saw another person coming. This was the matchmaker played by Li Yunjie. She was dressed up in a fancy way, and he came up just to introduce the girl.
To prevent him from thinking about the commander's daughter.
When they went down, they were replaced by Zhang Helun and Li Hebiao, both of whom were dressed in black. Without saying a word, they pushed Yue Yunpeng to the ground.
Seeing them, Qi Yuncheng felt that he looked like a gangster on the stage. It was a pity to talk about cross talk.
"Where else do you want to go?" Zhang Helun rolled up his sleeves and tilted his head.
Li Hebiao stepped on the stool and said, "Tell you two, if you dare to have an idea of our handsome daughter, go and find out who our two brothers are."
Zhang Helun: "Shangtan Du Yuesheng..."
Qi Yuncheng wondered: "Is it you?"
"When you see me, you have to greet me from afar! That garrison commander is my brother!"
Li Hebiao: "Brother!"
"If you dare to mess with him, do you still want to live?"
"Don't dare!"
How could the character played by Qi Yuncheng not be afraid? He turned around and shouted, "Xiaoer! Come out!"
"Okay."
After agreeing, Kong Yunlong, who had knives inserted in front and back, appeared again carrying a teapot.
Kong Yunlong didn't know who the two of them were, so he said hello with a smile, "Master! Master!"
"Nothing's wrong, go down!" Qi Yuncheng waved his hand, then patted Zhang Helun, "Hey! Did you see that? He was more aggressive than you when he came in just now."
Amid the laughter of the audience, Zhang Helun stood up straight with his legs and instantly became honest. Li Hebiao also quickly wiped the bench he had just stepped on with his sleeves.
"Sorry, we may have gone to the wrong house."
Li Hebiao: "Misunderstanding!"
"roll!"
Qi Yuncheng managed to deal with these two gangsters with one word, but the crowds kept coming one after another. As soon as the gangsters went down, the boss behind them appeared.
In addition to the four guards just now, Luan Yunping, with her usual bad eyesight, used her legs to explore the way forward bit by bit.
Qi Yuncheng took another look at Luan Yunping. Is this still the captain of the first team? The acting was so similar that he was even a little afraid that he wouldn't be able to stand.
Immediately, Yan Hexiang came out to straighten Luan Yunping, and looked at Qi Yuncheng, "Your name is Dou Tianbao?"
"My name is Dou Tianbao."
"What a good boy, you don't take soft and hard advice, right? Let me tell you..." Yan Hexiang took out the gun in his arms, "If you dare to take advantage of my daughter, I will kill you."
The marshal pointed his gun at Qi Yuncheng, and several other guards took off their rifles and pointed them at him. Only Luan Yunping, like the two hundred and fifty, pointed not at Qi Yuncheng but at the nearest Yang Hetong.
The audience couldn't stop laughing at this scene.
"Hahahaha! Captain Luan is poisonous!"
"As expected of a partner, I just don't point the gun at Qi Yuncheng."
"Good guy, a mole came out."
…
Yan Hexiang was almost furious when he saw this. He put down his gun and looked over, "We are not attacked from both sides! This way, turn here."
As soon as he turned around, he didn't know if the stage was too slippery. Luan Yunping fell to the ground with a plop. After falling, he simply lay down and pointed the gun at Qi Yuncheng.
When you do this, you will laugh a lot.
But Qi Yuncheng was shocked when he stood nearby, and so was Guo Degang. After all, he was his beloved disciple.
It could be seen that he probably didn't stand firm.
"Are you covering for me?"
Yan Hexiang said something to help someone up, then turned around and pointed the gun at Qi Yuncheng, "Did you hear that? You dare to take advantage of my daughter..."
Ha ha ha ha!
Halfway through his words, laughter came from the audience again. Yan Hexiang frowned and turned around to find that Luan Yunping was up, but the gun was held backwards, with the muzzle pointed at his chest and the butt pointed at Qi Yuncheng.
"This way!"
After correcting himself, Yan Hexiang looked at Qi Yuncheng again, "I'll kill you with one shot!"
"I see you dare!"
Seeing someone being threatened, the daughter played by Song Yi and the concubine played by Liu Yan appeared angrily.
"Oh my dear, why are you here?"
"What's the matter with you?" Song Yi said rudely, "Can't we discuss it carefully?"
"I'm telling you, we didn't discuss this matter. Today I broke him."
The gun was raised again. Liu Yan, who had been silent for the whole time, stepped on a stool and pulled out a submachine gun from behind. There was a sense of contrast for a moment.
"Well..." Yan Hexiang immediately retracted his gun and hesitated, "We can discuss it."
"Let's discuss it." Song Yi clasped his hands on his chest and said willfully.
"I'm not saying that this is how we deal with it. Marriage must be the order of our parents!"
"Ouch." Liu Yan put down the gun and said angrily, "My parents didn't agree at the beginning."
"I should have listened to your parents in the first place."
"Okay, okay!" Qi Yuncheng hurried over to smooth things over, "Commander, listen to me! You said you mobilized troops and came to the teahouse.
With these four amazing sharpshooters, right? Especially this one with such a good eye, I felt scared when I looked at him. Besides, your daughter and I were childhood sweethearts, we were classmates for three years, and we know each other and respect each other.
It’s not obtrusive at all when we’re together.”
Yan Hexiang waved his hand and said, "Let me tell you, I am merciful and will give you three hours. Within three hours, I will just respond when I see my daughter. After three hours, I will break you."
Walk!"
A group of people exited quickly!
But Luan Yunping was different. While the others went down, he blindly reached into a cabinet and even closed the door on his own initiative.
In fact, Qi Yuncheng could hardly hold back his laughter during this scene. Fortunately, he could hold it back and could only relieve it with a sigh.
At the same time, the lights dimmed, only shining on Qi Yuncheng and Song Yi.
Two people sit together.
"Speak." Qi Yuncheng gently pushed his wife.
Song Yi smiled and put his hands on his legs, looking a little shy, "I'm embarrassed to say it, you can just say it."
"I'm even more embarrassed to say it."
"I'm afraid the walls have ears."
"Impossible, I saw them leave. If there are outsiders in this room, I will be the grandson."
With a creak, Luan Yunping came out of the cabinet, walked slowly to the young couple and shouted: "Commander! I can't find you! Marshal? Marshal, where have you been? I'm following you!"
Watching Luan Yunping leave while shouting, Qi Yuncheng felt a little embarrassed sitting on the stool, "Grandma!"
Hahahahaha!
No one in the audience could hold back their laughter at this moment, whether it was Luan Yunping's performance or this sentence about "grandma".
"Just say what's on your mind!"
Song Yi bit her lips lightly to make the little girl's charm come alive, "The first time I met you was in Chinese class, and I also knew your name, Dou Tianbao."
"Well! I remember that you were late that day, and I also remembered your name Hu Lijing (vixen)!"
"You look so handsome in your black school uniform."
"Forget it, that's all over. Since your father gave us three hours... then if we give him a grandson, will he stop beating me?"
Audience: "Oh~~"
Listening to the voice, Qi Yuncheng shook his head helplessly, "Forget it, forget it! That's too far. If you have anything on your mind, just tell me."
Song Yi: "In Chinese language class, the teacher said that if you love someone, you will be loved by everyone in the world."
"I remember, I remember that sentence. But the gentleman went on to say, don't deceive others, don't deceive others, don't hurt others."
Leaning slightly, Song Yi smiled and said, "Sir, he also said that you should dare to think and do everything."
"Yes, didn't you rob a bank later?" Qi Yuncheng lowered his head and counted, "It's been two years since he was shot."
"I don't know who I can marry, so he must be a lucky person."
The more Song Yi talked, the happier he became, while Qi Yuncheng turned to look at his wife, her eyes flashing in the light.
I was very into the drama and enjoyed this moment very much.
It's right to think about it. The two of them really don't have that much romance together. Everything feels very simple. On the contrary, this cross talk drama is much more romantic than when they were together.
Song Yi's voice continued, "I can cook, roll bread and dumplings, wash and sew clothes, repair lights, clean rooms, and take care of children. I can do it all by myself."
"A person in your situation is called a widow among us."
Song Yi was speechless and whispered, "Dou Tianbao, please marry me."
"Is your father good enough?"
"My father is a rough man, you should tell him properly, take one step back and the world will be brighter, take two steps back..."
"I fell into the sea."
"I've said everything that needs to be said, it's up to you to do whatever you want."
Qi Yuncheng sat beside him and thought quietly for a while, and finally had to sigh and stand up, "It's hard to cool your blood after drinking ice for ten years. Sometimes there are things that you don't have to do.
I'm sorry..."
Qi Yuncheng bowed for the last time and left the stage, leaving only Song Yi looking at his back lovingly. After about a few seconds, the lights went out again.
…
"What time is it? Dou Tianbao, come out here."
Yan Hexiang kept shouting on the outer ring path, and Yang Hetong stopped him the whole way, "Commander, don't worry! Over there, your daughter is coming."
A man in red wedding clothes came out from the direction of the exit door, holding a hijab in his hand to shield himself, but the audience could tell from the side that it was Yue Yunpeng.
"Daughter, you are right. You can't talk to people who talk about cross talk. My daughter usually listens to me very much!"
"Really?" Yue Yunpeng's big face was revealed, and Yan Hexiang was immediately startled.
"Ouch, he's running away, let me chase him!"
Yang Hetong gasped, "Okay! Chase! But can I catch up?"
The two of them rushed off anxiously, while Yue Yunpeng on the stage breathed a sigh of relief, having completed the task assigned by his senior brother, but at this moment Liu Yan showed her face.
"Those who talk about cross talk, come here!"
"swallow!!!"
After shouting, Yue Yunpeng ran over to him. Looking at him, Qi Yuncheng, who was already preparing for the next scene, couldn't stop laughing. Fortunately, the movie "Passing Through Your World" has not been released yet.
Otherwise, this scene would break the audience's guard, but it would be quick. He believed that by the time the movie comes out, there would be audiences who would come back to watch this scene and send comments.
Otherwise, why would you let Yue Yunpeng come over to act in this? It's a bit selfish.
Then the lights came back on and there was a scene where the two characters played by Qi Yuncheng and Song Yi elope on a boat at sea.
Here is an ending, two people finished talking about several love stories.
The entire cross talk drama is completely over.
The audience cheered loudly.
Many people stood up, applauded and called the actors' names. It was obvious that this performance brought them too many laughs.
Not to mention the lineup is very strong.
Listening to the sound, Guo Degang welcomed a group of people out.
Qi Yuncheng, Song Yi, Liu Yan, Luan Yunping, and Gao Feng stood in the middle, while the others lined up in a row.
"Would you like me to introduce you or do you want to introduce yourself?" Guo Degang looked at his apprentice and asked.
Qi Yuncheng glanced at his wife beside him and quickly answered, "I'll introduce it myself! But let me introduce it first to my Aunt Liu. She was invited by my master with great difficulty. Thank you very much for participating in this cross talk drama."
"What's the relationship between me and her?" Guo Degang couldn't help but tease.
"My little mother!"
"What a mess!" Liu Yan slapped the master and apprentice with all kinds of fangs and claws.
"So what does this person have to do with you?" Guo Degang led the conversation.
"She is my wife! Her name is Song Yi! She is also an actress. She played the role of the handsome daughter in the cross talk drama just now."
After hearing her husband introduce himself, Song Yi stood aside and bowed slightly with fear and fear at the large number of viewers and cameras.
She didn't feel anything when she was acting, but now standing here, her heart was beating very fast.
But when I heard my husband say that she was my wife, the little pride I felt was the most obvious.
"It's not easy. I called my wife and children here, which shows that I'm serious about it. As for the people next to me, many of them are Qi Yuncheng's brothers. Even Teacher Gao Feng came to help.
However, due to limited time, I will not introduce them one by one.
Because the next step is to enter the two-two duel, are you ready?"