Chapter 450 Is Master Huo in the pool of death? 【Seek
"That's what the old man said. After that, I ask, are you in good spirits? Yo West."
"How do you explain this sentence?" Luan Yunping quickly looked at her partner and asked.
"It's a dialect." Qi Yuncheng patted himself, "There's nothing wrong with my health. I'm good at it!"
"What does it mean to have a show?"
"Anyway, the old man is great. He worked in Yunnan when he was young. He is an expert in ancient Chinese."
"Where did you go?"
Qi Yuncheng said eloquently, "As for the work arrangements, where are they assigned? It was in 1950, and the old man was the first person to promote Mandarin in China!
Everyone knows Mandarin. It was developed on the basis of Yanjing and the universal language is called Mandarin."
"That's right." Luan Yunping listened and said something.
"During the Spring and Autumn Period, Confucius began to speak Mandarin, and Mandarin was called Yayan at that time."
Raising his hand, Qi Yuncheng gestured and wrote on the palm of his hand, "Elegant Ya, elegant language! Historical records record that the elegant dialect used at that time was the dialect of Luoyang. In the Jin Dynasty, the dialect of Nanjing was spoken, and in the Sui Dynasty, Yangzhou was spoken.
Dialect, Chang'an dialect was spoken in the Tang Dynasty, which was Shaanxi dialect, and was called Tang Yun at that time.
In the Yuan Dynasty, Dadu dialect was spoken, and in the Ming Dynasty, Nanjing dialect was spoken. In the Qing Dynasty, it was still Nanjing dialect in the early Qing Dynasty, and Emperor Yongzheng began to speak Yanjing dialect from him.
In the next five years, the state proposed to promote Mandarin to facilitate communication.
So his father was the first expert."
After talking for a long time, the actor was very serious, and the audience even started to believe it. It started and ended.
After a while, Qi Yuncheng gave a thumbs up and continued to praise, "Promoting Mandarin is his father's job, but to be honest, in every industry, he has his dissatisfaction."
As the old saying goes, good or bad is often the same as what others say."
"That's true."
"In Yunnan, the old man is a scholar, and Luan Yunping's mother is there. But there are still some intrigues within the industry."
Luan Yunping nodded and said with emotion, "That's what their industry is like."
"Later, the old man said forget it, stop staying there, and return to Yanjing. This frightened the regional director, who still had a very good relationship with the old man."
"Yeah?"
"Brothers from different fathers but different mothers."
As he said this, some laughter broke out from the audience below.
Luan Yunping frowned and said, "That's okay."
"He came forward to persuade your father to stay." Qi Yuncheng changed into a different person behind the microphone, with a sense of reluctance, "You can't leave, you are an expert in ancient Chinese. If you leave, our team may not be able to continue.
Go down."
"Is it that serious?"
"There is a loss in performance! But your father's stubborn temper is no good, no matter what you say! We must especially thank your mother for this."
"What's wrong with her?"
"The old lady supports it and resolutely listens to the old man. If you want to go back to Yanjing, you can go back to Yanjing. No one can stop you. So from this point of view, your mother is really a man!"
"This is ridiculous." Luan Yunping sighed, speechless.
Qi Yuncheng looked at him and changed his words, "A tough man with tender feelings?"
"That's not right either."
"The heroine?"
"That's okay."
"Yes, your father is a heroine!"
"Two girls? Do you still have me?"
"The old man said he couldn't wait any longer and piled all the research materials on a car. Your mother sat in the car and waved goodbye to the Yunnan region!
After that, he returned to Yanjing and rooted himself among the people, studying ancient Chinese and promoting Mandarin.
He even took the initiative to put his file in the public bathhouse in Xuanwu District."
As soon as Luan Yunping imagined that place, she held the crosstalk table with both hands and complained, "Is that the place where files are stored? Isn't it already wet?"
"Just to keep a low profile and find the charm of language among the common people. Even so, there are times when he is depressed in his spare time. Sometimes he pours a glass of wine and sits there sighing."
Qi Yuncheng picked up the wine glass out of thin air, stared at it closely, and shook it casually, "Hey! (Tangshan dialect) Heroes should not ask where they come from, and gangsters should not ask how old they are."
"Let's not talk about this common saying first. Is this accent an expert in ancient Chinese?"
“The first person to promote Mandarin.”
"If you are the first person, there will be no one behind you."
"The old man is an expert in ancient Chinese and the first person to popularize Mandarin. However, no matter how much you know, you still have to research and learn. There are many things worth studying among the people.
For example, there are many things worth studying in the bathhouse."
"What's there to study?"
"There are terms: shaving your head in a bathhouse is called Shanshou, pedicures are called Xishou, and bathing is called Qianbaner! Your father studies and talks about these languages, especially at this stop. At first glance, he is an expert in ancient Chinese."
Without saying a word, Qi Yuncheng stood in a T-step with his chest raised and his head raised, and then shouted in a louder voice, "Please come inside!! Haircut No. 7! Take off the intercourse while taking it off!"
"You still want to take it off?" Luan Yunping repeated in a funny voice.
"Expert in the study of ancient Chinese."
"This is called waiter."
"Don't talk nonsense, there is a lot of knowledge here. Especially when looking for someone, you have to be able to shout."
Qi Yuncheng continued the T-step with his legs together, put one hand on his mouth and the other on his waist and shouted, "Is there Mr. Guo Degang in the pool~~
I even agreed to this and that.”
"How can I agree?"
"Mr. Guo is drowning!"
"Huo oh, is it dead in the pond? Too much water has been put in, right?"
When the beloved disciple said it on the stage, it hit the point of laughter inexplicably and made him laugh a lot.
"Yu Qian is in the pool, is Mr. Yu there~~
Mr. Yu has been dead for two days."
"Okay! The funeral parlor has been changed! Do you have to be buried in the pond later?"
Hahahahaha!
The audience laughed happily, and the arguments were ruthless. They were really not as powerful as Qi Yuncheng. It didn't matter if one of them said it to death, they could just say death to each other and it would be over.
But this joke is relatively more stable.
Nothing too exciting.
Because today is the Gangsi Festival, his task is not only to talk about one thing but also to support the next one. After all, the next one is the master and the uncle is holding Xiaoyue.
He has now made the atmosphere in the whole room high-spirited. With the two elders below, it will be very difficult to perform, or at least troublesome, and it will waste time to fill in the scene.
However, in addition to holding Xiaoyue, I have also been holding sesame cakes recently. His mandarin jacket will probably be sealed this year. Unfortunately, it is difficult for him to become popular. The master of his mandarin jacket has spoken to him several times in later generations.
The first time was when he was relatively fat, the second time was when he lost weight and said he was a burnt toro to help the driver, and the third time was when he was clamoring to be a teacher's wife.
After all, he is a disciple, so how can he not praise him?
However, his mandarin jacket has its own characteristics, but it is not popular. In addition, the ancestor did not provide him with food, so his voice was bad.
Qi Yuncheng watched him become like that step by step.
The master was also distressed and panicked, but there was really nothing he could do. Fortunately, it fit his noisy personality and stage style very well.
Not much time.
On the stage, Qi Yuncheng performed the second half of the joke in front of the large audience of the Beijing Exhibition. The second half was about Luan Yunping's father, an expert in ancient Chinese, singing "Da Deng Dian" with Boss Wang who came to the bathhouse to take a bath.
The scene in which Xue Pinggui, who had ascended to the palace to sing, received the assistance of Princess Dai Zhan, conquered Chang'an, granted officials and titles, and liquidated the remaining culprits.
…
"Just wait until you get on stage and do a T-step with your arms akimbo. Your father is more energetic than the others."
"Can't he not know how to do it? How can he be energetic?"
"He doesn't know how to sing, but he does this every day in the bathhouse with his arms crossed."
"Yes." Luan Yunping nodded.
"Lao Sheng came out to sing the original song and returned to his seat, until he said "In the cold kiln, it's time to announce Wang's Baochai!" After singing, they picked up the imperial edict and handed it to Ma Da, played by your father!
But he is very happy when he stops,"
"What's wrong?"
"Uncle Wang's singing is really good. I listened to it in the audience that day. It's really good to hear Uncle Wang's rhyme on the stage." Qi Yuncheng muttered, and suddenly his eyes changed and he reminded in a low voice, "Hey!!
Huh? What are you doing, Uncle Wang? Want a pedicure?"
"Get a pedicure anywhere."
Qi Yuncheng said angrily: "Speak, I'm looking for someone.
Who is Uncle Wang looking for?
Find Wang Baochuan.
This sentence reminded him. Yes, I still have a sentence. I received the imperial edict and stood forward. With this sentence, everyone on stage and on stage was happy."
"Why did he shout?"
"The Holy One has decreed, is there Wang Baochuan and Queen Wang in the pool!!!"
"I'm still looking for someone."
…
Give me the last sentence.
Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping bowed and left the stage with smiles on their faces, while the crowd applauded loudly.
Sheng Teng, who is more familiar with him, said with emotion, "It feels like Yun Chenggong is different in the theater, this is his home court.
Every word in a sentence is very stable, no wonder it is so powerful.
This is all experience.
Not to mention that I kind of want to try it on stage. When we were recording the show before, Yuncheng gave me a brief speech."
"Really?" Mary suddenly turned her head, her eyes a little curious.
"Of course, what's the relationship between me and him? Handsome people are attracted to each other and cherish each other."
"Yes, yes."
Mary sat next to him and nodded constantly, already used to him.
At this time, Qi Yuncheng went behind the scenes and found his wife holding her daughter. After pinching her cheek, the little girl stretched out her hand to grab it, but there was no time to stop.
Now that the audience's applause has not subsided, he has to make a small encore.
So he and his partner went up again, and this time the idea was really rising. When Yuncheng saw him in the front row, he directly invited him to come up and show his face and say something casually.
Who wouldn’t know that they are soaring now? They have participated in so many Spring Festival Galas and variety shows have helped them gain a lot of fame.
So the audience applauded very enthusiastically.
As for the length of time, Qi Yuncheng has been performing for so many years and can easily control it.
The encore of the three people chatting is over.
It was the turn of Yue Yunpeng, Guo Degang, and Yu Qian to come on the stage and talk about "Training Disciples"!
when they perform.
Qi Yuncheng took off his coat backstage without saying a word. After taking it off, he went to the side curtain to hug his daughter.
After hugging her, she bit her shirt without saying a word, leaving a small trail of saliva, so she had to take off her coat.
Song Yi saw it and wiped it with paper, "What are you doing? You think your dad tastes better, don't you? Your dad has to go on stage later."
How could Xixi understand words? It was just out of habit. At this age, she wanted to put everything in her mouth, and she probably inherited her mother's gluttony.
At this time, Qi Yuncheng happened to remember the lollipop given by the Marquis, and asked his wife to take off the candy wrapper, then took it and licked it twice for her daughter.
I definitely liked this lick, and I stretched out my little hands to grab it, but the father quickly moved it away.
It's impossible to let her eat by herself. She will easily have diarrhea after eating a few sticks, and she doesn't like to drink milk anymore. At most, let her taste it from time to time.
"Want to eat? I won't let you eat."
Grabbing the lollipop from her husband's hand, Song Yi smiled and waved it in front of her daughter's eyes. Xixi wanted to go and get it again, but suddenly she took it away like a mother, as if she wanted to eat it by herself.
That is to say, when she saw that the lollipop was about to be eaten in one bite, the girl's little expression and mouth were as aggrieved as when Song Yi was wronged, and her big eyes were filled with complaints.
He was about to cry and make trouble.
Qi Yuncheng hurriedly said, "Okay, what are you trying to do with your children? You have to bully your daughter, right? Although you can't eat more, one shouldn't be a big problem, just don't let her get tired of it."
"You know how to pamper me, but have you ever thought that I want to eat it too?"
"Isn't there more to this!"
With a helpless sigh, Qi Yuncheng returned the child to his wife, and then peeled off the candy wrapper at the entrance to watch the performance of Beizhan.
Obviously today's task is to talk about cross talk, but I have to bring the children here. Now I have to take care of two of them.
The performance of "Training the Disciple" on stage was not considered to be the best. After the performance, there were still two crosstalks.
But time goes by quickly.
Teacher Gao Feng finished second, and after the classic program of Master and Uncle was finished, it was time for everyone to take the stage again.
Although a performance is long, it doesn't actually last much.
The performance starts at 7:30 and ends at 10:30 for at most three hours. Three hours is really very short. It would be over if I just watch one or two movies at home.
Not to mention a whole night of cross talk.
This is true even if the performance lasts until after eleven o'clock.
But when a group of people came on stage.
Qi Yuncheng was horrified when he saw that Mr. Hou had finished eating all the food. He and Xiao Yue were completely relying on him to eliminate the sesame cakes. Guo Qiling was okay, he knew he had to lose weight.
"Everyone is up?"
Near the crosstalk table, Guo Degang looked at the groups of people and chanted, and at the same time, he waved to call out Tao Yang, who had no presence in the crowd.
Tao Yang is not tall, and next to him is Dalin. With a figure like Shaobing, it is easy for people not to notice him.
After Tao Yang came over, Guo Degang smiled happily and said, "Little Tao Yang, I don't know if anyone still remembers it.
Now that he has grown up, I remember that he used to draw a bar to measure his height backstage, but now it reaches his chest.
Time passed quickly.
There hasn't been much movement before, just because the children have to take care of their throats.
Otherwise, we will be in trouble if there are two sesame seed cakes in Deyunshe.
Fortunately, I have been able to sell out recently, and I made an appearance on Yuncheng's comedian stage.
I remember that there was a group of people backstage, and he was the only child, but even though he was young, he was still able to entertain a group of people.
So I decided to make some good friends.
The first one is Yuncheng who harmed me. You have all seen this. He is very bad. If I had not found the opportunity, I would have banned him.
Besides, he and Qi Ling grew up together and have a good relationship.
Now that I'm back, let's recover first.
Anyway, everyone is looking forward to it.”
It was obvious to the naked eye that he liked Tao Yang, and Guo Degang couldn't help but be willing to introduce him more. At the same time, he had something even happier.
"Today, Yuncheng has brought you a little surprise. Do you want to take a look?"
"look!!"
Although the audience didn't know anything, they knew that they were young when they saw Teacher Guo's expression.
"That's okay!" Guo Degang turned his head and looked at the side curtain, "Come on, girl! Come over here!"