Chapter 469 Xiao Luan married a transgender person?
In her arms, the little girl had fed her grandfather biscuits two or three times in succession, and offered her other cookies in exchange. But she refused and immediately withdrew her little hand.
During this process, Qi Yuncheng stood by and suspected that his daughter did it on purpose.
But Qi Yuncheng knew it was not intentional, he thought it was delicious, and if he was told that it was more generous, he would definitely feed it to Grandpa Guo.
"Grandpa, eat!"
Taking another small piece, Xixi handed it over.
"Okay, my dear, stop feeding me. If I feed you again, Grandpa Guo will be gone."
Xixi: "Eat!"
"Don't eat it, just eat it yourself."
He quickly brought his daughter over. Qi Yuncheng had finally solved his master's problem. Today, he had to seal the box. There was a problem with his master. Let's be honest. Who should he sing?
Guo Degang didn't think much of it. Although he couldn't eat anything sweet, it wouldn't have much impact.
"Your wife will be back soon. Xiaoyue and the others are busy at work right now. You go in and take a look first."
You must know that he also has basic skills and has been learning since he was a child.
Shaobing sneered, put his right hand on his waist with his exposed arm and asked, "Have I used it?"
Shaobing couldn't think of such a thing, and he started to stutter when he spoke, "I haven't been with him recently. My son, he loves his disciple."
As soon as he smashed the sesame biscuits, he decisively started to hit people with porcelain.
During this process, Qi Yuncheng watched the performance of Shaobing and felt that it was also very good.
"Xiao Luan is our child, marrying a transgender person?"
But Shaobing's mouth was not easy to stop, so he kept talking.
After finishing their meal and resting for a while, at six or seven o'clock, a group of people set off to the Beizhan Theater for a box-sealing performance.
"This...I..."
At the opening of the Beijing Exhibition, one program was performed one after another, and it was almost time for the fourth program.
The crucian carp is not big, about as long as a hand, but there are several of them, otherwise it would not be enough for them to eat.
Guo De just laughed, and then the meal became lively.
After all, he is the blabbermouth of a northeastern bastard.
"This time, Xiao Luan! That is to say, Luan Yunping recently got married to a transgender person. Do you know about this?"
So Qi Yuncheng rescued him in time, otherwise he would have been in trouble.
Taken together, you need to pay attention.
"I'm getting married these days, and I'm marrying a transgender person."
"A leather spatula from a dishwashing wire!"
I don’t know how troublesome it was, because my daughter wanted to eat fish, and Qi Yuncheng picked on her the whole time, not letting go at all, otherwise she would not be able to bear it.
"Really?"
After the words fell, Dalin turned around and took it away. Qi Yuncheng didn't stop him, just pretending to be grinding his teeth for her.
"Hey, people from the Northeast understand this!" Shaobing said with the attitude and attitude of a Northeastern gangster, "This is a gangster thing."
The old couple couldn't stop them even if they wanted to, so Guo Degang directly picked up a doll on the table and threw it at it.
Holding his daughter in his arms, Qi Yuncheng went over to take a look.
After finally completing it.
"Next time, your disciples don't talk about clouds and cranes in the sky, and dragons soaring all over the world. Just call them large intestine, meat pie, and chasong!"
Even after the opening ceremony is over.
…
"Return to chasong! You can write that I am the one with these two words." Guo Degang nodded at his apprentice.
"What did you say?" Yu Qian regained his composure and supported him to make the final decision.
As for the mandarin jacket removal this time, it is indeed a little different. It may be because of the influence of Qi Yuncheng in this life, which caused the joke to be advanced.
"This time it has nothing to do with chemistry, and it has nothing to do with animal husbandry. Of course, it may have something to do with it."
Guo Degang, on the other hand, checked his blood sugar a little. It wasn't just that he ate a few biscuits. Xiaoyue came over and got him some fruit before the critical moment.
It's just the moment when the mistress comes home and the food is ready and ready to eat.
After saying this, the audience below heard a lot of laughter. After all, what Guo Degang said was indeed a bit unbelievable.
"Is this the dishwasher?"
With a sigh, Guo De just took a sip of water and asked several Crane Branch disciples to look at the child. Then he also went to the kitchen to have a look, preparing to make a meal by himself.
"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Ma Guapa"! Shaobing, Yu Qian, Guo Degang!"
Today he wore a blue coat and a brown mandarin jacket. It was particularly awkward. At least he chose a matching color, but he didn't match it at all.
At this point, Yu Qian spoke in the middle and wanted to get back to the topic, otherwise he didn't know how much he would have to say.
"Yeah!" Guo Degang nodded, "What's wrong? How about marrying a saber-toothed tiger?"
One is enough for you, let alone two.
"We Tianjin people all know how to eat fish, otherwise why would your wife be so good at it? If your wife is not here today, I will do it!"
Try mine and see how unpalatable it is, my skill is to make it taste as unpalatable as possible, but if any of you have any leftovers today, I will slam the table and fall out with you."
"It's a new year, have a good time." Guo Degang responded.
"Right!"
After Guo Degang noticed it, he felt even better cooking, "The little girl is the audience, right? Her eyes are wide open, she wants to eat?"
"oops!"
This time Yu Qian was confused. He looked at Guo Degang and said, "Look, I still have no words to answer."
"Let's get the fish first, the rest is easy, you can do it yourself."
Shaobing still has the mentality of a child now. The more carefree a person is, the harder it is for him to hide things in his heart. But when he gets married and has children, his mentality will change drastically.
It’s just that you need to understand a skeleton and some important baggage.
But it didn't matter. On the contrary, he said it very well. After the show, he slowly got into the real life.
Whatever Xixi ordered, he, as a grandfather, would do.
The curtain call on the stage.
"Brother Cheng, look! Am I good-looking or not?"
When we took the photo together, everyone in the audience and the actors in the background laughed silly.
Guo Degang looked at his apprentice at the edge, "One cloud character is worth several crane characters."
But she likes mature animals.
Shaobing was wearing a mandarin jacket and needed to cover up his master's lies. First, he did it himself. Second, he couldn't call Yue Yunpeng to come over and help.
Yue Yunpeng stood near the pool, "It's done."
Clapping his hands together, Shaobing said happily: "Others say picking up characters is sad, sad~~"
Yu Qian and Guo Degang said in unison: "Why take that away? There are no more sesame seeds."
Shaobing changed into clothes and showed off in front of Qi Yuncheng.
At this time, Yu Qian also played with the child the whole time, and laughed, "I still haven't taken off the fever."
Looking at his partner and then at his child, Yu Qian didn't care. He spread his hands, shook his body, and said in Northeastern dialect: "Are you interested in saying this?"
…
a while.
Shaobing: "I don't care anyway, take it away! Shaobing, take it away!"
"How many times have I been here?"
The key hair shape is a mohawk, which is weird. Why would you want to cut your hair like this?
The style and conditions of the sesame cake may not make it a big hit, but many people like it very much.
Looking at that state, Guo Degang added another sentence, "I'm confused. I've taught one or two people over the years? They speak Northeastern dialect!"
Guo Degang was also laughing, "Just one sentence stuck in the lung tube."
"Stop fussing and prepare to go by yourself."
"No, there's no way I'm sad." Yu Qian stopped.
After the fish was packed and put into the pot, Xixi, who was biting the cucumber strips, got excited and screamed while listening to the sizzling sound.
Guo Degang raised his hand and pointed at the sesame seed cakes he was playing with, "If you don't believe me, ask him."
"Of course. Also, before I appeared on "The Swordsman" and performed cross talk to discredit Master, my meager number of fans kept rising."
Talk and enjoy.
Leng Buding turned his head and pointed at Yu Qian, "Uncle, are you talking to me?"
From now on I will tear people to pieces and burn Trotsky to pieces!"
Yu Qian wondered, "What?"
The passing of one year after another has witnessed the growth of many people, especially Xixi who is over one year old.
Hahahahaha!
The theater was filled with laughter.
"Come on, get out of the way! Cut up the cucumbers. Are those fish done?"
Luan Yunping said I want to go, but I have to wait until later."
Yes, these two people really have the same thinking.
It's simply helpless.
"Oh?" Yu Qian looked at the sesame cakes and wondered, "Do you mean to quit?"
Guo Degang almost couldn't hold it back. He lowered his head to hold back his laughter and quickly stopped his senior brother. If this was right, he would have to die. They didn't show up for the whole performance.
He had been preparing for this for who knows how long.
About ten minutes.
Liangzi was pretty much the same after that.
But this year is still a little different.
"This is Northeast gangsters vs. Yanjing veterans!"
"By the way, Brother Cheng, we agreed! Finally, I want to ask you to come up and perform."
"That's just internal digestion, it's useless."
And Shaobing was equally confused. Unexpectedly, he didn't expect the uncle to come so suddenly. He subconsciously pulled up his sleeves, shook his head and said, "Do you think your words will shake the relationship between us?"
Guo Degang started talking nonsense to Yu Qian again.
"This part of the uncle is so amazing, I was completely assimilated by the Shaobing."
Fortunately, when the blood sugar was tested, it was found that there was not much change after eating this kind of biscuit. Otherwise, I would be less likely to eat this kind of food in the future.
"How long will it take for you to accept an astrologer apprentice? You can accept any word, there are too many words. Ivan Tolovsky, take it away, right?
"Hey, the little girl has grown so big, and so has Fenyang. Both little ones are quite cute."
Guo Degang made a gesture of calling, "Ping'er, come on! There is a golden sea in Australia. You are not allowed to wade through the waves in the middle, but you are allowed to wade in the waves outside."
His little face felt aggrieved, and he felt more pain than anything else.
Shaobing waved his hand behind the microphone, "I just looked away. I don't want my cloud words anymore."
Hahahahaha!
"The uncle is your uncle after all."
"But we are always bored there. Let's ask someone to go. Teacher Yu, if you don't go, I can ask my beloved disciple to go."
Qi Yuncheng shook his head and continued watching the performance.
"Just call it this name. Like the old gentleman calling him Zhang Zizi or Xiao Mushroom. Which word does the old gentleman use? It doesn't matter!"
It was obvious that Xixi, who was being held in her arms, was very interested in these ingredients, especially the fish that her grandfather brought. She stared back and forth, she really liked small animals.
"real!"
This time Shaobing's voice became a little quieter. He glanced at the master at the far side and asked, "Can I say this or not?"
Three people came out, and the audience was collectively agitated.
"Bread Trotsky!"
"I know, give it your best performance, and I will finally praise you."
"Teacher Guo, I love you!"
Still working for the master and uncle.
Guo Degang waved his hands repeatedly from the side, "I don't even understand!"
"Don't believe it?"
I haven’t done it in a long time, my wife usually does it.
"It looks good!" Qi Yuncheng said against his will while holding hands with his daughter who was walking in the background. Otherwise, what else could he do?
Qiling gets some cucumbers for the girl and cuts them into small strips to see if she eats them."
"Brother, Brother Pancake, this is a good package, Pancake Trotsky! Why isn't he called Trotsky Pancake?"
"That's impossible. Foodies like Xiaoyue and Shaobing are here." Qi Yuncheng held his daughter and watched from the side. The reason why he carried her into the kitchen was to smoke it, so that she wouldn't have to cook like her mother in the future.
On the stage, it all depends on the sesame cakes.
Now they don't have to say it word for word, just some general baggage, and what performance style the master wants him to maintain.
"..."
"Let's just stay on track!"
Everyone is like this, and a sense of responsibility can easily change a person.
Yu Qian suddenly lost his guard, "What do you mean by anal!"
After making a conversation, Yu Qian looked at his old partner and said, "You are talking nonsense."
"Do you know how you can eat fish today?"
"You have to empty my refrigerator when you come."
"Uncle! I love you!!"
That means Shaobing plays the role of wearing a mandarin jacket!
"Did I say I was leaving?"
"Don't bother! It's better to marry a transsexual, at least as a human being."
But the ancestor didn't give me food.
"Okay, let me take my daughter to visit by the way. She loves to eat just like her mother. She is happy every time she enters the kitchen."
"oh!!"
Hearing Guo Degang's nonsense again, Yu Qian covered his face and was helpless. He paused and said, "Wait a minute, Xiao Luan will get married to a transgender person?"
Came to the fourth program.
Not to mention his man-man-coat-shaking, the several man-man-coat-shaking games that Shaobing was praised for were very fun, had his own style, and had a lot of laughs.
It's impossible for the two of us to play together. There is no room for two tigers in one mountain.
"You took off the cloud word, why are you still here?"
"Why am I talking nonsense?"
However, with this mouthful, no one in Deyun, except for the mistress Cao Heyang, could stop him, which made Qi Yuncheng subconsciously look to the side.
The joke about taking off the mantle after sesame seed cakes has been brought to the present.
Looking back, Yu Qian turned to Shaobing's side and said after being silent for a few seconds.
"Go! Come play with me, go to Nadalia and go for a swim in the waves!"
Xiaosi noticed at the side screen that he was smacking melon seeds in his eyes and responded, "What's wrong, senior brother? Do you want to eat melon seeds?"
At this time, Meng Hetang hurried over and tied the apron for Master. After tying it, he stood by and waited to see, "Master, what are you doing for us?"
Although a grandpa can refuse, he can't bear it. The little girl feeds him food, but he doesn't eat it. What if he becomes unhappy?
"Eat it yourself!"
Someone understands him."
"Who understands?"
"His partner is Qi Yuncheng! He must know!"
"Anyone can do it as long as they can explain it."