Chapter 471 Springfield Flower Kindergarten! [Please subscribe]
"Xiaoyue!"
Backstage, suddenly thinking of this, Guo Degang shouted, "Do you want to go to the Drum Club to join in the fun?"
The expression on Yue Yunpeng's side was astonishing. It's not like he didn't know his level.
If you join in the fun by yourself, you will lose face to Master.
So my head was shaking like a rattle, "Master, what am I going to do? I can't learn the big drum, and besides, there are so many old gentlemen, I'm even more nervous!"
At most, the lively atmosphere of the opening is over, so I can sneak over and have some fun."
"You're still sneaking around, let's see what you can do."
Yue Yunpeng felt so happy when his master called him stupid, otherwise what else could he have done? If he couldn't, he just couldn't.
In the past, the most I could do was sing a bamboo board, and whether I could tune it in was still unknown.
Turning his eyes back, Guo Degang had no choice but to continue chatting with the children in the background, especially Xixi.
One sentence.
"In the end, I had no choice but to learn the violin."
"I, let me sing a shoeshine."
"I just said it's so peaceful to play the violin! It's especially nice to read books, all those classics. It's different from the ones I bought online. They're all vertical, the yellow ones."
"You play the violin well."
So when Guo Degang finished talking about the work and asked the actors to come up, they were all very emotional, and they were getting more and more excited every year.
"Thank you all! Today is Deyun's box-packing performance. It's the end of another year, and Luan Yunping next to me can still come to the scene."
"Because when I was born, everyone looked at me and thought, oh, this child is messed up."
"I work hard, but I can still change it! It can predict one second, and it can predict two seconds!"
"That's true."
"Can."
Hahahahaha!
As soon as the two actors came together, the audience laughed a lot. It was normal for Qi Yuncheng to take care of his daughter. What was ridiculous was that his daughter took care of Qi Yuncheng.
As always, he did not follow the routine, and the audience sat down and had no choice but to face Teacher Guo.
"You are willing to spare me. I don't have that many fathers."
Qi Yuncheng looked over and said quickly, "Look at this happy person, okay, there is something wrong here!"
"I like to do research and stuff! Sometimes I even work on a small invention, because people like us have quick minds, so I researched something, and I even discussed it with my daughter two days ago."
Luan Yunping pushed it, and all the young and old men below didn't understand it, and they even thought about where they could sell it.
Qi Yuncheng tilted his neck and learned a facial expression, and Luan Yunping immediately said with emotion, "Then why do I have to learn right and wrong?"
"What's going on?"
How much younger can you be? When I was young, I could sing, jump, and shout. But now I am far behind.
"We show it off backstage, have you seen it, everyone?" Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand and said proudly, "Song version, this is from the Jiajing period of the Ming Dynasty, the backstage has low academic qualifications.
"Okay? Play football with a perm on your head? Hold a beer bottle?"
You must know that Xixi is only over a year old now and can only walk.
Qi Yuncheng was very indifferent, "Look, you don't have that heart. Money doesn't matter in the face of disaster! It's all plugged in at once, and my forecasting system forecasts it one second ahead!"
He is happy. Come, let me read it to you.
I didn't expect this to happen.
"So Captain Luan is an amazing person, I have to learn from you in this aspect."
"Don't look at Luan Yunping like this. She is learning violin at the age of three!" Suddenly Qi Yuncheng made a sign of three and praised her.
Regarding this point, Qi Yuncheng is sometimes confused because he always feels that he is not worthy.
At this moment, Luan Yunping really didn't follow the words as he mentioned some girls before.
"No!"
"Hide the ball, right?"
As soon as the two people took the stage wearing coats of the same color, the audience's welcome was still loud.
Serious stuff, what are you thinking about?"
"It's okay, let's listen."
"You said you felt guilty, right?" Luan Yunping looked at him and said.
"Are you interested?"
"Okay! This is still connected. What does it mean to marry a transgender person?"
Yu Qian looked at it with his hands behind his back and responded after making sure.
When it comes to education, he is not very good at it. It is his first time to have a child. Who has that experience?
But when I was about to read, someone asked me, what kind of book is this? There are children in the background. Is there anything that children can’t listen to?"
Not only Luan Yunping was happy when she said this, but the audience sitting below were even more so, "How old is she that she can still discuss it with you? What did she do?"
"Of course, I have talent."
And the show is over.
"Of course later we organized a small team to play football together. Football is a men's sport. After playing for a long time, they even gave me a nickname."
Luan Yunping waved her hand, "This has nothing to do with money. Didn't you go to school? Where did you go to school?"
"No!" Qi Yuncheng quickly thought again, "I am Bill Gates on the court!"
"Then why are you talking about buying? What the hell?"
But you are better than me."
As soon as he responded, the audience was still shouting.
For sesame seed cakes, Luan Yunping and the others took her backstage to pick out various things. She was almost like a wealthy lady.
"What?"
Hahaha!
Luan Yunping just responded with a sudden response, maybe it hit the point of laughter, and an audience member in the front row continued to laugh.
After speaking, Qi Yuncheng went crazy, punching and kicking behind the microphone, and finally kicked him a few times, and then said breathlessly.
Luan Yunping was a little better, but Qi Yuncheng was like this whenever he showed up. He was in a similar state when he went to the small theater to airborne.
He is just a college student and he doesn't know traditional Chinese characters.
"The children are all here, right?" Guo Degang looked at everyone and asked.
"Xixi!"
"Others held it cute when they were little, but he held it..."
As long as she saw the things in the backstage, she asked her disciples to get them after she asked for them.
The two programs together last just over an hour.
"Call?"
Hahahahaha!
Amid laughter, Qi Yuncheng was a little dazed, "I don't know, it's just something on the court. Anyway, I'm very active and like to come here."
"Skip it all?"
"Okay, come on."
"You're kidding!" Qi Yuncheng waved his hand, "You can only joke like this if you have a good relationship."
"So you and your daughter are classmates? Does she take care of you, or do you take care of her?"
Luan Yunping tilted her head and asked, "You can only read the market?"
"They should all be here!!"
Guo Degang also said, "The child has been out of schedule since he was a child and is busier than his father, so we won't bother him.
The children have grown up and they are really old.
"Huo?" She was still smiling, but Luan Yunping held the table and looked at Qi Yuncheng with a feeling of admiration.
"One missing? Who is missing?" Guo Degang was very curious.
"How dare you spend it?"
With his head lowered and flipping through the book with his left and right hands, Qi Yuncheng looked at it carefully and suddenly became happy, "Ouch! Hahaha! I bought it. Who would read the market if I have this?"
This is experience.
"They say I'm Sherlock Holmes on the court!"
"Tsk!" Qi Yuncheng said, "Five seconds may take several years!"
"The main thing is that I didn't have any idle time during these years when I was in college, so I could study things. I was in school back then..."
Even after getting married, many girls still like her.
“Best shit ever!”
Luan Yunping nodded, "It's a bit of a guarantee."
"Daughter?"
A partner can change a person too easily.
"What is your hobby?"
"No, I've never beaten anyone before, so I don't have the strength to keep up."
"There are no words for this."
Luan Yunping looked at Qi Yuncheng, "It doesn't matter, you can let Li Hebiao beat him, he is professional!"
"It seems that I just taught one or two people." Guo Degang was speechless.
"hehe!"
"What have you studied? This is..."
"Didn't you get married? Married to a transgender!"
"The entire system together costs more than 30 million!"
"It's that thread-bound book with traditional Chinese characters."
After someone becomes famous, people will praise him wherever he goes. It is indeed easy to have a bad attitude. Otherwise, even Yue Yunpeng would have been a little inflated before.
There are many gifts for my daughter.
Thinking about it, the scene is so exciting.
Luan Yunping suddenly asked, "You want to learn from me?"
The performance marks the end of the year.
He made a mockery of what happened back then, and there were bursts of booing from below.
"Qi Yuncheng!!"
Qi Yuncheng quickly explained to prevent them from thinking wrongly, "Some are printed copies, and some are scanned and put on a disk to read on the computer.
But after playing backstage for a while, when Guo Qiling, Kong Yunlong and others finished their performances one after another, it was finally time for Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping to come on stage to talk cross talk.
The audience was also happy when they talked about it.
Let alone to a certain extent.
"Yuncheng!!"
"What do you mean you can still come to the scene?" Luan Yunping asked curiously behind the table.
"It's an old book."
Xu~~
"No, no, no!"
"Fuck you, you better say it literally."
"Okay." Luan Yunping said happily, "Then I have to ask you."
“Sai Yuqian on the court!”
The audience loves them very much and can't wait to take a look at them more when the box is sealed.
But this has to be attributed to education.
"Springfield Flower Kindergarten!"
We all know how to fight back, which has never happened before. The style of measuring labor is very traditional.
"Saving people from fire and water is not cheap."
When he was happy, Qi Yuncheng said seriously, "You can't let people have fun in vain, it costs money!"
"What a mess."
"Hey, I'm done reading."
"Hey, that's a pornographic book."
In this way, a cross talk performance continued, and then the performance of Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yuping ended.
Qi Yuncheng was instantly frightened and quickly stopped him, which made the audience below extremely happy. They all knew that De Yun was very academically qualified, especially in Yun Zi.
"It's early."
"Your father, your uncle, and the relatives at home are worried. This kid is like this!" Qi Yuncheng imitated another tilt of his head.
"I want my partner to come up."
At the same time, Qi Yuncheng started purchasing goods again.
"Eh!"
"Yo!" Qi Yuncheng, playing Luan Yunping, was in a daze, "If you can't listen, I'll skip it for you."
The sealed performances only left the bottom two and the bottom two.
Because the actors received a lot of gifts, she couldn't possibly be greedy when she saw them.
So now that we are here, you can choose actors for you, seize the opportunity, and it will be gone after tonight."
All we can do is take care of the children as well as possible.
As for the child, Qi Yuncheng sat aside and watched happily, but in his heart he was worried about her, hoping that she would have a better personality when she grew up and not develop such a spoiled temper.
"But I can't do this. I'm very active. I can play football or something if I have something to do."
The more than two thousand people sitting there understood what it meant, and Luan Yunping even smiled and said, "I just finished eating and had a good bowel movement."
"One less!!"
"Aren't they next to each other?"
Luan Yunping responded speechlessly, "It's a book!"
Qi Yuncheng continued to wipe his cold sweat, and even wiped his head with a white handkerchief, "If I tell you, I will scare you to death."
Sometimes Guo Degang really feels that his physical condition is not enough to exert too much effort, because he is already in his early forties.
Even sometimes, even if you do the right job, your performance or the jokes you come up with on the spot will be better than the right one.
"Hey." Luan Yunping nodded at the side, "I don't have a disability even if I learn violin."
"No." Luan Yunping shook her head.
"There has to be a cost."
"Okay..." Just as he was about to praise her, Luan Yunping suddenly understood and complained, "Is there still time to run? I will die inside after the forecast is over."
"Qi Yuncheng!"
This is what Qi Yuncheng wants, he smiled and said: "You are making noises, do you have certificates or not!"
"I went to school! I really, I went to school."
So we soon came to the end of the sealing process.
At the same time, the audience sat in the Beizhan Theater and watched what Luan Yunping became like following Qi Yuncheng year after year.
As he said this, Qi Yuncheng began to wipe his hands with cold sweat.
So Qi Yuncheng is no exception.
…
"Parents are also worried." Qi Yuncheng said while adjusting the microphone, "Fathers just said, ouch..."
"It's easy to negotiate! You said how much it was, but you didn't ask me?"
"Ouch!" Yu Qian was delighted, "She was playing with her pile of toys backstage and she didn't have time to come up."
"We ordinary people can't learn this."
Shaobing went on stage with a mohawk.
And this is normal, the dialogue is not about words, but often relies on the actors' self-expression after taking the stage.
"What am I looking at?"
"Fathers?"
Qi Yuncheng looked at his partner, "I heard that the music industry praises you."
"What a mess."
"I'm embarrassed to say it!" Qi Yuncheng was a little shy and covered his face, "It seems a bit bragging."
"Are you playing football?" Luan Yunping asked, bringing the topic back.
Immediately, another group of people shouted, and Guo Degang listened with a smile on his face, "Don't worry, I will satisfy you. Come, bring up the sesame cakes."
"Can we compare to such a person?" Qi Yuncheng said in a state of great admiration, "But I also said that I am more active and like to travel and study! Just like him, I sit quietly and read a pornographic book and can't stand it.
!”
So when they came on stage and when they came off stage, the voices were all gone, and it seemed that the audience was very excited just by seeing them.
“Get an earthquake prediction system!”
As soon as he agreed, Xiaosi stood up behind him.
Yu Qian was curious beside him, "What can Xiaosi do when he comes up?"
Xiaosi didn't answer, and without saying anything he happily clapped his hands to help get the rhythm going for the sesame biscuits.
Many people were happy to see this, and Guo Degang even complained, "Just this one thing, the two kids have been rehearsing for a month."