Luan Yunping stood behind the microphone and was extremely puzzled, "Your wife and your daughter-in-law are two people? Isn't this illegal? After the performance is over, you can post it on the hot search the next day."
"What a mess."
Qi Yuncheng also admired Captain Luan's ability to speak, and quickly said, "My explanation is legal. My wife is the one who always fights with me. She is my original wife.
"Don't worry about any differences!" Qi Yuncheng glanced at him, then looked at the audience and complained about himself, "I'm very good to the original one, and I don't have to go to work every day.
Buy whatever you want. You said it would be good for her to tidy up and arrange the house every day at home.
No, I play online at home every day."
"You can read the news online or speculate in stocks." Luan Yunping felt that this was not a problem.
When I did come, my son was very polite and knelt down directly for me. Hello, dad!
You are a corner now."
Cheap ones? Yes, there are. Do you want to have a free one here?"
"It seems these are all true."
"This is fast enough."
The old lady said no, you will be happy when you see it, I brought you a son."
Qi Yuncheng: "Then you wait until I go home and change to someone else!"
At the same time, extremely strong applause and various shouts broke out below.
Qi Yuncheng had nothing to say about Team Luan's workload. The effect would have been much better if it were a small theater, but there were also some audience members at the scene who realized this.
"Congratulations, this is a good thing."
If you don't obey, I will send you to the police station.
"This is not nonsense!"
"Return to your granddaughter! Be careful of breaking the law! It starts in three years!"
"What show?"
"What's the name of the girl who is very popular in the Pretender, Song Yi? You said that if she gets married, she will give me a daughter, how beautiful it will be!"
I really couldn't see it for a while.
"Fuck you!"
Without thinking much, Qi Yuncheng turned back into the old lady, this time holding the table with a shy expression and tone, "Disgusting! Wicked! I know you young people don't understand true love."
"Fifty cents!"
The best helper?"
Give it a shove.
I heard a voice, this is OK! I quickly changed my clothes, and when I opened the door, they really came.
What I said was also to report to him that his first performance went very well, so don't let him worry.
Don't talk about him, Qi Yuncheng didn't expect the effect to be good when this thing came out, and he was very happy. Fortunately, they were professionals and said without hesitation: "So just bear with it for a few years! I said yes, yes, you can
So beautiful, so young! Come on, come in!
"You are so happy, but I am so embarrassed!!"
Qi Yuncheng changed his words, put down his fan and thought, "These words have connotations, so let's call them over and have a look.
No one knows what I am thinking about when I am in a daze.
"Come on, Xiaoyue! Look at your senior brother's place, how lively it is."
He couldn't go to his children's performances, let alone see the scene. Because of this, before preparing to record the second season of The Happy Comedian, he spent most of his time in a daze.
"What?"
After the divorce, the son he took with him went to live with someone else.
Luan Yunping: "Yes! That's what the process is."
A little bit of private goods was involved, and the crowd of more than 18,000 people was booing. Even Luan Yunping behind the table couldn't help but laugh.
I can only turn my face to the back and have fun, my partner is very good at combining things.
It’s just that you bring your son to marry me, and your family will obey me. After two days, I will get tired of it, and we will separate! You take your son to deceive others!"
Luan Yunping's expression changed, and the audience immediately understood who this son was.
Qi Yuncheng also nodded, "Look, what they said is so clear! The woman doesn't want money! Okay, I am her. When will we get married? How long will it take to meet?"
Luan Yunping finally considered her partner and stretched out her hand to stop him, "That's too reckless. It's free. You first ask him if he's still a human being?"
Luan Yunping tugged at her sleeves, with a bitter expression on her face, as if she had been deceived, "Here's the thing, she brought a son to marry you, and you're done with it.
"It doesn't matter if you stock stocks, the main thing is to listen to cross talk at home, and the more you listen, the more disgusting you become."
"She just loved these things. I said I couldn't stand it. I listened to it when I was doing cross talk at work, and I listened to it again when I came back. In the end, I saw that it couldn't work and I was fired."
"Talk about cross talk."
"You didn't spend a penny on it?"
Luan Yunping finally recovered from the commotion and quickly entered the performance state. She frowned and asked, "Baby? What baby?"
"Oh! I've never heard of it, how did you know this!
So many people came here just for you! Not to mention that you brought all the drum music to this stage, I don’t know how to praise you.”
As Master got older, he seemed to have changed a lot, especially seeing him in a daze more and more often.
As soon as Qi Yuncheng said this, he clapped his hands in joy and said firmly, "Okay, no need to think about it, it's her! When will you get married?"
"Is your hair white?"
"Why?"
"How can there be such a big crowd? This is what the audience thinks of themselves. I just gave you a reminder when people check the tickets to give you a surprise.
There are only 20,000 people!
It's my senior brother who leads the performance himself, which can no longer be described as "awesome".
Suddenly the phone rang, and I quickly leaned forward to pick it up and take a look. When I took a look, a smile appeared on my face.
It’s full of pits and valleys, so lively and spectacular.
So the mood is very complicated.
At this breath, Qi Yuncheng suddenly felt happy and looked at Luan Yunping, "When the old lady said she was my good helper, I guess she meant her as my partner."
Patting Luan Yunping on the shoulder, Qi Yuncheng said happily: "Can you congratulate me? I'm getting married!"
Hahahahaha!
The audience laughed loudly at what Luan Yunping revealed. You must know that this is a big venue, and once the laughter comes out, there is a lot of movement.
Not to mention letting Xiao Yue watch it, Guo Degang, a media friend with whom he is familiar and close backstage, even asked him to come over and have a look. It felt like a little show off.
The same goes for Luan Yunping, "Marry Yihouzhen!"
Qi Yuncheng, Wang Hui, and Li Shusheng stood at the side curtain and began to prepare, and the musicians did the same at the side curtain.
"Yes!" Qi Yuncheng said confidently, "Your mother married me. If I hadn't stopped her, your grandma would have almost come over!"
Qi Yuncheng's eyes widened and he said in surprise: "Is it a diamond? Take it out quickly, or how much is there in the safe?"
Seeing her partner's happiness, Luan Yunping also smiled and subconsciously said, "This skin is white?"
What a great-granddaughter, I am the person involved, if I marry you, I am the free one."
Just as he was about to step in, the old lady spoke.
Didn't say anything.
"I'll hit you!" Luan Yunping raised her hand and couldn't help it.
Luan Yunping: "Changing daughters?"
At this time, she still couldn't tell that Luan Yunping was a fool, but she still had to pick up the words and said expressionlessly, "Just tell him like this, you are so stubborn."
But something came to mind and he glanced at Captain Luan next to him, "I almost forgot, why did you drag nearly 20,000 people into a group? How long did it take to agree?"
If they weren't children, none of them would have performed in such a big stadium.
On the other side, as time goes by.
In Master's words, the last row to the stage is almost two stations away. Although it is a bit exaggerated, there are indeed many people.
Looking back, Qi Yuncheng was confused, "Okay, let me ask you. You don't need money. Tell me the truth. Is it a man, a woman, or something in between?"
"Yes!" Qi Yuncheng cleared his throat, looking at Luan Yunping from time to time and shouting, "Your mother married me, so you have to call me nice. Captain or not is just the same thing.
Luan Yunping finally couldn't help it and slapped someone, "I think I understand. Let me ask you first, what does your son do?"
Qi Yuncheng smiled bitterly and shook his head. He didn't dare to use this title. After all, it was other people's opinions. But thinking back to half an hour ago, he almost couldn't hold himself back to be honest.
Stop talking nonsense, my mother took me to do this! Do you think it was tiger hunting?"
"When planning the wedding, click on the calculator to add up and down the expenses and add up the money." Qi Yuncheng stretched out a slap in the face.
After Shaobing, Xiaosi and Zhang Helun assisted in a group talk show.
"For fifty cents, a beggar came to send him away."
"What's a boy or a girl? Or something in between? To tell you exactly, it's a girl."
I can hit you and scold you.
Wait and watch the fun later.
"What did he say?"
Just for fun, I can say whatever comes to my mind.
This feeling is like the sky is falling. I wonder how your emotions can bear this weight. It is so impactful. Fortunately, as an actor, I have a strong mind.
Ha ha ha ha!
After all, from preparation to now, he has been preparing for today's performance wholeheartedly.
But when they were discussing.
Guo Degang just replied and asked him to perform well, and then went to look at the pictures he sent. Yue Yunpeng saw this scene from the side.
"What an ambiguous title."
Oh, darling! I’m coming here to bring you the most satisfying big treasure.”
"Your son looks like this. He has the potential to be a captain, and he's definitely even a member of the first team!!"
It was Yuncheng who had just finished his performance and sent him a dozen pictures of the audience seats.
Qi Yuncheng: "It's my mother's turn!"
On the stage, Qi Yuncheng acted in a destructive manner, making the audience lean back and forth. The key truth was that he was upright and not timid at all.
"Tiger hunters? Catch one and kill each one. We are not. To be honest, my son will be your best helper after he comes here.
Luan Yunping didn't expect that Qi Yuncheng would really dare to say that. Amid the laughter below, she was stunned for half a second and then directly picked up the fan and was about to fight.
Everywhere you look, there are crowds of people, very neatly distributed throughout the stadium.
Luan Yunping: "How can I be satisfied?"
As soon as he said it, the DNA of the audience was all activated, and the audience couldn't stop laughing.
"What's wrong."
When you have the money, what kind of person will you look for? I heard that the actress in a drama is quite popular."
"Yo~~"
So it's very shocking.
"Fifty cents?"
When the cross talk ended, the two people bowed and left the stage together with smiling faces.
"Hahaha! I can take on the role at this moment! Speak for yourself."
But when he walked back to the side curtain and turned around, Qi Yuncheng looked at the huge gymnasium today and still didn't want to go down for a long time.
I will tell the old lady about my concerns! That...I said dear aunt!"
Qi Yuncheng responded by saying "Master's Mother" and then quietly handed over a tissue, fearing that she would cry. Li Shusheng heard and saw the girl nearby and smiled silently. The first time he saw his child was at Lao She Teahouse in Yanjing.
Ordinary people really can't do it.
Luan Yunping: "Okay, super senior!!"
This business used to be called tiger hunting."
"Why is your mouth still broken?"
"What the hell!"
Luan Yunping: "Is this possible?"
As soon as the folding fan was closed, Qi Yuncheng looked forward, "It's possible that I exposed her! I said to that aunt, are you a tiger hunter?
"No, the cross talk is all made up. This paragraph is definitely true."
Luan Yunping naturally knew what she was talking about and said helplessly.
"He has no teeth and wrinkles on his face. He came here with a stick in his hand." Qi Yuncheng looked ugly and bent down to imitate the old lady's look of aging.
I'm so happy."
After the bride got out of the car, she rubbed her eyes and took a closer look. Oh, she looks too white."
Qi Yuncheng: "Is it still possible? It means that at my age, I am not satisfied with it?"
"Some time ago, there was someone called what was it?"
"You don't know what to do! Ask a man or a woman."
Qi Yuncheng clasped his hands behind his back, "What should I spend the money on? I have plenty of people to help me. When the time comes, it's ten o'clock in the morning! I'm sleeping at home. I hear beeping outside~~didi~~
"What did you say?"
"You don't need to praise me. You usually praise me a lot."
"It's too expensive! Where can I get the money? I said, boss, don't introduce these to me. One thousand eight hundred is indeed too high for me. You must have the cheapest one, right?
Introduce that to me.
"You still dare to hit me? If you hit me, I will send you to the police station!"
Upon hearing this, Luan Yunping relaxed and said, "That's okay!"
"I saw that this son is in better shape and stronger than me! You said that once the old lady leaves, if my son makes trouble for me, I can't beat him!
The boss said, you can meet as long as you want. But you have to prepare for the wedding. It’s Wednesday or Saturday!"
"Just wait a moment."
"How can I live alone? I went to a marriage agency to introduce a partner. The introduction was good, but the only thing I didn't like was!"
Qi Yuncheng was so frightened that he waved his hands repeatedly, "Don't worry, don't worry! After a while, I can see that you are young. Your mother must be older than you."
Luan Yunping shook her head and tried to persuade her, "This has nothing to do with facial appearance!"
It's complicated, but I won't tell my children, after all, Li Shusheng and the musicians are old.
The old lady gave me some heart-warming pills at that time."
"I'm still fired." Luan Yunping said, but then asked, "Are you going to be alone after the divorce? Living alone?"
Nearly 20,000 people shouted in unison.
Get up, son!"
The next time he appeared was to sing Jingyun drums with his wife and master. This was also a big job. Hurry up and go down to rest and discuss with the two of you.
"I'll learn from you!"
At this moment, in a studio lounge in Yanjing, Guo Degang was sitting on a chair, silently watching the time passing by on the clock.
After being called, Yue Yunpeng went away happily, but he was frightened when he saw it.
"Your family is quite powerful." Luan Yunping complained.
"Why should I ask now? If you do this, you are looking for an advantage. You say I am your son?"
The old lady doesn't understand. What does it mean to kill a tiger? I can't kill a tiger.
It's a pity that there are no plans to return to the show at this time, and the schedule for the show is very tight, but no matter what, Qi Yuncheng and the others will always perform hard and give as much as possible.
"What a mess!"
"This hair is white!!"
"No, no, no!"
"I really admit it!"
Audience: "Oh~~"
But he immediately got up and understood, "No, this is a wedding gift! I'll go over quickly, yo, you are so old, why do you need to go there in person? Just let your great-granddaughter come by yourself."
"I'm telling you, if this wedding is done, I can't say it's one of the best in Yanjing. It's at least in the top five."
Moreover, the Internet is also paying close attention to this performance, and the popularity has never diminished.
Luan Yunping looked at her partner's hand and blurted out, "Five million!!"
"Now that I'm married to you, he has to keep calling you nice. From now on, you can hit him and scold him! He's a captain, that's all. Don't take it too seriously. If he doesn't listen,
If you want to, send me directly to the police station."
But Wang Hui was different. She looked up at the child's handsome face, her eyes were red, "Be happy today! Apart from your master, you yourself have performed this scene."
Qi Yuncheng picked up the fan and fanned it gently, looking at Captain Luan very seriously, "Have you heard that this is not a lie? But the old lady has a kind face."
"Your mother said so."
"Okay, old age has its benefits." Qi Yuncheng accepted it instantly and told his partner, "You look like she's wearing jewels and she's well-dressed. Once she's beaten to death, all the money will be mine.
"Is it a funny one?"
I feel sorry for people.
"Nonsense! Uncle Yu didn't drive it for me, so why can I give you an animal? Of course..." Qi Yuncheng was about to respond confidently, but suddenly he felt guilty, "Is this a human being?"
"Why is it so rich?" Luan Yunping was very surprised, "Good guy, how much did you spend?"
How to say it.
Instead of pretending, Qi Yuncheng continued: "But, I am not saying that you are not good at your age. If you are gone! The two of us seem to be a little older than me. When he objected to me, what's the matter?
manage.
"What a compliment, Captain of Team Deyun!"
But Luan Yunping didn't say much here, she just watched Qi Yuncheng speak quietly.
As soon as he changed his state, Qi Yuncheng began to mutter, "I like to eat fried diced chicken with cashew nuts. When the cashew nuts are soaked in oil, you chew them in your mouth. The crunch becomes even more fragrant. The diced chicken becomes even more fragrant when it is fried in oil. But there is a problem with this diced chicken. It
It’s not cashew nut chicken, it has diced pork in it. Of course, cashew nut diced pork is also quite delicious. The cashew nuts crunch after being cooked in oil, and the diced pork becomes even more fragrant when cooked through oil!”
His mistress wanted him to sing a song, but he didn't agree when he came and kept making faces. After the curtain call, he asked the child to sing, and then he really realized it.
Who would have thought of something so outrageous?
He was such a young child, but he stood on such a huge stage.
With nearly 20,000 people watching, he believed that the child would do well in folk art.
But this is not an excuse for the older generation to be lazy. Young people work hard, and the elderly must use their spare energy.