Being pulled by Luan Yunping, Qi Yuncheng couldn't get down with the roast duck.
Then the gifts in his hands and on the side of the table were put away by Shaobing and Xiaosi who came out from the side curtain.
The stage is not big to begin with.
Afraid of blocking the audience's view.
After everything is done.
Qi Yuncheng returned to the microphone and put down the audience's ticket.
“Thank you for being so enthusiastic, I’ll have dinner today.
As for the cross talk "Lantern Riddles" performed just now, as you may know, it was my master's son Guo Qiling who performed it for the first time.
Please pay more attention.
At the same time, through Guo Qiling, everyone can also see that my master is in good health and can put so much effort into being so fat.
Hey~~"
The partner suddenly sighed. Luan Yunping, who was behind the table, didn't understand, "No, why are you sighing?"
Qi Yuncheng's expression tightened, looking a little worried, "Master is in such good health, I'm afraid I won't be able to survive him."
"This is all such a mess, let alone talk about it!"
The audience in the small theater was full of smiles thanks to the smashing performance introduced by the previous pair of actors.
They understood that it was fortunate that Teacher Guo was not here, otherwise this sentence would not have come out.
At this moment, Dalin stood at the side curtain and kept watching his brother's performance. At first glance, he felt that he was far behind.
My brother went on stage and smashed things at will, but he could only follow the words, and he was even a little unable to follow Yan Hexiang's words.
But this is not something he can solve immediately. It requires a lot of stage experience and finding his own style.
On the stage, Qi Yuncheng continued, "Let's talk about Guo Qiling, even though he is a little fat, he also knows how to exercise.
How to exercise well.
No, you start fighting with someone right after you exercise!"
"Huh?" Luan Yunping asked curiously, holding the table, "Why are they still fighting?"
"The kids were playing, but when they came back their faces were blue. I asked him what happened, and he said they were fighting.
I'm confused, you are highly myopic and so fat, why are you still fighting?"
"yes."
"Where are the glasses?"
After saying this to himself, Qi Yuncheng changed into Dalin's identity and made a gesture of digging out his trouser pocket with his right hand.
Then pass it forward.
After handing it over, he changed back and asked Dalin.
"Why aren't these glasses broken?"
"What did Dalin say?"
"Brother, I'm afraid my glasses will break. I'll look at them before I hit them. Then I'll take them off and hit them based on my own memory!"
"Huo!" Luan Yunping was shocked when she heard this, "This is still a master!!!"
Ha ha ha ha!
As handfuls of baggage came out, the audience in the small theater burst into laughter. At the same time, at this moment, they were even more impressed with Dalin just now.
And just like what Luan Yunping praised, this is not a master or anything, the key is that the picture quality is there.
After the audience laughed for a while, Luan Yunping looked at Qi Yuncheng and asked again, "What was the final result?"
"Wouldn't this make people beat you?"
"Hey! There's no way I won't get beaten."
At this point, Qi Yuncheng is also very happy. The atmosphere in a small theater is much more comfortable than a large venue. You can talk about anything and be entertained.
But I still have to get into the real life today.
"Da Lin is now a teenager, a child who watches too many martial arts TV series and thinks he is a hero.
You can knock down a group of people without looking, but how can there be so many knights?
That's literature."
"It's true, it's all fiction."
"Now that Yanjing City is looking for such knights, one or two would be considered a big deal!"
"That's still true." Luan Yunping was very interested in this matter, so she chimed in again.
After he said this, Qi Yunzheng turned around and looked at him, with a smile on his lips, "For example, your father!!"
"Hey, why did I wake you up?"
Luan Yunping suddenly turned her head, showing annoyance, obviously she had hit the muzzle of the gun.
Qi Yuncheng and the audience below were very happy. The former clapped his hands and said, "Yes, Luan Yunping's father is a martial artist.
so amazing!
And I am willing to talk about people we are familiar with on this stage, such as your father and my brother!"
"Eh? What's that?" Luan Yunping quickly stretched out her hand to stop him.
Qi Yuncheng had a surprised expression, then pointed to the side screen, "That's right, I just mentioned Guo Qiling!"
"Is it possible to separate? My dear, you have grown up a generation in an instant."
"Tsk!" Qi Yuncheng turned his face away, "You are boring!"
"Why is it boring?"
"Don't think they are the same person!"
"How refreshing. You brought Dalin to take advantage of me, right? Form a group!"
When he said this, Qi Yuncheng looked serious, waved his hand, and then raised his voice several times, "I won't admit it anyway!!!"
"Nonsense!!! He didn't admit it either!!"
A little bit of survival.
The audience watching them upstairs and downstairs were already dying.
This is the difference between listening to cross talk on TV and listening to cross talk live. The actors are here, the atmosphere is here, it is easy to make people happy.
Not to mention the showmanship of these two on stage.
Of course, in the end Qi Yuncheng had no choice but to clarify for Luan Yunping, "Okay, okay, now your father and Guo Qiling are two people."
"I was never alone before."
"Let's just say your father is a martial artist."
"Okay, just talk to him."
"Proficient in all eighteen kinds of weapons, including swords, guns, swords, halberds, axes, hooks and forks, whips, maces and hammers, cudgels and sticks, and shooting stars!"
Those with hooks, those with sharp points, those with blades, those with thorns, those with Emei needles, and those with chains.
Long or short, hard or soft, single or double, square or round, your father can do them all!!"
A short paragraph came out, and the audience listened attentively, and Luan Yunping praised it again, "How many?"
"Oh, you are so good. And your father has been determined since he was a child that he must be a martial arts man."
"Practice martial arts!"
"The old man has practiced martial arts so that he is invulnerable to cold and heat, and invulnerable to weapons and weapons. But these are secondary. What really matters is the weapon I mentioned earlier."
Picking up the fan on the table, Qi Yuncheng used his hands in tandem to make a martial arts display.
"Among them, this sword is your father's favorite and best sword. He was a disciple of his old mentor, a well-known figure in the martial arts world, and a disciple of Ximen Chuixue."
"he is?"
"Simon blows the lamp!"
Hearing this name, Luan Yunping was speechless, "Are you going to die?"
"Why die! This is the name, but this sword is not easy to learn. At the same time, this sword is divided into civil and military swords. The main difference is Sui'er!"
Holding the fan, Qi Yuncheng pointed to the end of it, "This tassel is not called a tassel, it's called a sword robe! In addition, only scholars wear swords like this, not martial arts practitioners.
Luan Yunping's father practices with the lamp-blowing teacher in a small dark room every day."
"Really?" Luan Yunping has never heard of this.
Qi Yuncheng raised his head and pointed, "Light a small pink lamp in the dark room and play swordplay here."
"What's this hair washing room?" Luan Yunping suddenly thought about the scene and understood, "A small dark room lit up with a small pink lamp, and two people were twisting and playing swords in there?
Why does this place sound so familiar to me?"
Qi Yuncheng suddenly felt happy and turned to look at him, "So you've been there often?"