Chapter 516 Qi Yuncheng, Don't Injure Us With Your Nonsense!
Chapter 516 Qi Yuncheng, don’t implicate us with your nonsense! [Please subscribe]
Guo De just left.
Qi Yuncheng continued speaking on the stage.
The more I talk, the happier I become.
"It was so miserable back then when I had no money. I was with my master every day. When I got up in the morning, I said the fried dough sticks cost two yuan a piece. I searched high and low and couldn't find these two yuan."
Luan Yunping asked, "No?"
"I came to the fried dough sticks stall to watch him frying fried dough sticks." Qi Yuncheng put his hands into his coat and stared straight ahead, acting so miserably. Then he stretched out a finger and said, "I watched it for more than a month.
hour."
"Good guy."
"Those who fry fried dough sticks are not human either."
"What's going on?"
What a joy it is to have a little girl playing with all the old men backstage.
"You are the only one who can come up with this idea. Why don't you just let it fly back?"
But that was in the future, and now the audience applauds when they hear it.
"Why!"
"Are you unwilling to reveal your name? Why are you even meaner than Xiaoyue?"
"Okay, here we go again." Yu Qian couldn't help but laugh.
Luan Yunping: "It's better to burn donkey meat."
On the stage, Luan Yunping stuttered a little, "You, what on earth did you say?"
"I grabbed a fried dough stick! I was almost in tears at that time. If you don't have a fried dough stick in your life, don't force it. Hey, I stretched out my two fingers and pinched the tip of the fried dough stick. I couldn't eat it anymore. Let's make friends."
"Xixi, that part before! How about singing a song? Once you've finished singing, I'll buy you some candies."
"What are you buying?"
After agreeing, Xixi turned her head and went to the ground, running to her grandfather where she was sitting, shouting all the time, "Grandpa! Hamburger, hamburger! Xixi wants to eat!"
Logically speaking, children like this are not allowed to enter the theater. They are too small, less than 1.2 meters tall.
"I also want to raise carrier pigeons." Qi Yuncheng gestured with his right hand, "A carrier pigeon that can fly tens of thousands of miles, our carrier pigeons are definitely not pure in blood."
When asked, Qi Yuncheng took a deep breath, pointed to the ground and said, "Soak in orange liquid."
"Stop saying it's useless."
I'm afraid Guo Fenyang won't dare to offend her when he grows up. Who can offend a little girl who never knows when she will be irritable.
"???" Luan Yunping was stunned, "Really?"
After talking about playing, Qi Yuncheng snorted coldly, looking down at everything, "Spend money! Others, the nouveau riche, just buy a villa or a courtyard house, it's tasteless."
Get off the stage.
Hundreds of people were standing in the back, but when the last group of performers came out, there was a little guy following behind them.
Laughter gradually spread.
"Can this be broadcast? Oh my God!"
"I've been watching for an hour, so what if you give me three thousand or five thousand?"
Qi Yuncheng: "I felt chilled after reading it. I felt bad. I can only leave and find a place to calm down my anger."
"Go back." Qi Yuncheng turned around and looked at his partner and shouted, "Luan Yunping is having breakfast~~"
Now that Qi Yuncheng had finished his performance, he naturally asked someone to pick him up.
"How to make friends."
There were staff watching from the side curtain, but when I let go, the little girl didn't come out. After waiting for about three or four seconds, I found my father and ran out of the side curtain without caring about anything.
Guo Degang laughed heartily, "Xi Xi is stupid!"
Qi Yuncheng: "One steamed and one braised."
The little guy followed behind and found it very interesting. He tried to stand on the side curtain and come out to take a look.
Including Song Yi and Song's father and mother who were looking at their children in the front row of the auditorium, the little girl was really cute.
Guo Degang: "You can see that the little girl has been following her father's example! Come on, I didn't say hello last time, now I say hello and say hello."
"Find a fast food restaurant and order food. Go to the counter." Qi Yuncheng said fiercely, holding the table with both hands, "Bring me 10,000 burgers, 10,000 drinks, and all the set meals will come with 30,000 servings."
Finally there was movement.
As if she understood, Xixi closed her mouth for a moment, a little at a loss what to do.
Xixi nodded. There was so much food that it was impossible for her to run around.
Yu Qian immediately quit and said with a wry smile, "I called you last time, are you still here?"
"When I entered, I looked down and found two dollars on the ground."
"Everyone should know how little she has, Yuncheng's daughter! Xixi! My nickname is Baitang.
"Hey, that's right!" Luan Yunping heard Yile and said, "That's the only way I can go."
Almost everyone comes to take a look.
Over the years, they have simply caused trouble together.
Luan Yunping felt uncomfortable looking at it, but she still wanted to ask, "What's going on?"
The theater was noisy all the time, and it was almost over the edge.
"He was so busy that he took it and threw it in the money box. Then he turned around, poof~" Qi Yuncheng's expression condensed, he stretched out his hand and shook it, and the audience knew it was I caught the fried dough sticks.
"The motto is too watery."
However, I didn't feel anything. On the contrary, I learned a lot during that time.
Even Luan Yunping couldn't help but laugh. She was so happy that she complained again, "You know how to be afraid?"
"Drink! Why don't you say you are a beloved disciple! Think about it all the time!"
The two men left the stage amidst laughter and applause.
"dad!!"
It took a full fifty minutes to talk about the main event and the encore before letting the actors from the backstage come up, and then the curtain call came as usual.
"Which sentence to write?"
"I have been thinking about this for a day. Remember to brush your teeth well when you go home today, otherwise all your teeth will fall out one day."
From time to time I would be taken backstage to play.
I don’t want to rob banks.”
Four words came out.
"If you weren't so shameless, how many people would blow up in a day?"
Hahahahaha!
The portrait given by Qi Yuncheng was so entertaining that there was another burst of cheers and cheers.
If you think of it, that's a good thing.
And saw the little girl returning.
"Just talk nonsense when you have money?"
"Good guy, before I wanted to open the box and seal it, but this year I want to open the box and cause Deyun to go bankrupt! Every year it becomes more cruel!"
This little girl didn't come out to attract attention on purpose. She had already finished the show, and Guo Degang specifically told her not to worry about it.
Now that she knew what the liquid was, Luan Yunping shook her head, "It's so disgusting."
"Who asked you to take it? I'm just Nian Nian, can I eat so much?" Qi Yuncheng suddenly watched the waiter change his attitude.
"Ouch, so many."
"I won't buy anything this time. I'll invite someone to perform at my home. I'll hire a teacher from an island country who is both talented and talented..."
"What did you write?"
The sound waves came one after another.
"This is a chance for you."
Only a few words in this sentence have the feeling of being sung, and one or two words are almost as pronounced, but the breath is still a bit short.
"Either he?"
Luan Yunping said: "This one was struck by lightning."
After a slight pause, Qi Yuncheng regained his composure and continued to talk about the second half of the cross talk on the stage.
"What's the point of not having fun?"
Being hugged by her grandfather, Xixi turned towards the audience, waved her little hands, "Hello~"
"Our carrier pigeon was grafted with a parrot."
Hahahahaha!
"Dad, you eat."
Qi Yuncheng stretched out his index and middle fingers and shook them slightly together. His movements were vivid and vivid, giving the audience below a strong sense of the scene.
Qi Yuncheng: "I found that playing with horses is the best. I want to raise a sweat-blooded horse, and there are two ways to play a sweat-blooded horse."
However, Qi Yuncheng put down his things regardless and sighed, "There was a thunder on the ground and suddenly I became rich. In the blink of an eye, a rich man became rich. From now on, my life will be different. I will spend money to avenge my poverty."
"A lot of money."
After pausing for half a minute, Qi Yuncheng slapped his chest hard and said with great dignity, "Buy Zhongnanhai!!"
"Ugh." Luan Yunping complained, "Why are you torturing others?"
"If you forget any word, I'll tell you."
I think I am amazing.
Returning hamburgers, there is a performance going on, who can buy them for him?
"Still talking?"
The performance lasted for more than half an hour until the end.
"It's pinched between the tips of two fingers."
“I bought a whole pair!!”
Because he has been studying cross talk for who knows how long, he can already be said to have very strong professional abilities.
…
He is over two years old this year. The last time he was on stage he was only ten months old. Come on, call me!"
"Um!"
"How to take revenge."
"Grandpa!" Compared with what she shouted before, this time Xixi shouted very clearly and her mouth was clean.
"It's a pity that I forgot to write when I picked up my pen."
Luan Yunping: "Which two?"
Grabbing a bag of snacks, Xixi stretched out her little hand and handed it over.
So Guo Degang quickly opened his mouth.
And a little later.
"Eat it yourself, leave some for your mother later, and stay well and don't run around."
"I want to buy it!"
"It's not like I won't do it."
As for the stage, she has also been on stage, so she has nothing to worry about.
"Although the words are simple, they express my sincere feelings. But then again, if you want to spend money, you have to be rich. Where can I make money?
The audience was so excited when they heard the little girl saying hello, it was indeed cute.
These uncles knew that she wanted to eat, so they came over one after another to deliver it.
"Where is it?"
In an instant, the entire Beizhan Theater burst into laughter.
"What's the signature?"
So it's quite sad that the father and daughter still don't know what the situation will be like in the future.
Hahahahaha!
Luan Yunping was responsible for all the burdens, and Qi Yuncheng had previously said that he would mention Uncle Yu, which made the audience laugh out loud at the thought.
"You mean cigarettes?"
There was movement on his side, but Luan Yunping next to him remained dead silent for several seconds, with no expression on his face.
About three or four seconds.
"Next time we will mention it to the uncle."
"As we all know, when someone suddenly calls you by your full name, you must pay attention. Captain Luan was so frightened that he quickly told you that he didn't know this person."
Qi Yuncheng's momentum still did not drop a bit, and he kept mumbling, "You are rich!"
But both Guo Degang and Yu Qian were a little surprised.
"What to eat?" Qi Yuncheng looked at her twitching mouth and asked curiously.
Now she understood that there was this cigarette, and Luan Yunping's whole state suddenly relaxed.
Guo Degang looked at the side curtain on the left, "Oh, this is scary. Don't hold her hand, let's see if she wants to come out."
"Xu~~"
This time the curtain call was fun.
Leng Buding screamed again, even though Xixi had already done this once when she was ten months old, the situation at that time could be restored again.
You can spot it instantly even from the side curtain.
When she came to the backstage and saw her father who had just taken off his coat, Xixi was so happy that she didn't care how many people were there in the backstage.
"Ah?" Luan Yunping was stunned and pointed to the thing in her partner's hand, "Use it to buy fried dough sticks?"
"Great, Fei can ask himself when he gets lost."
As soon as he revealed his position, the voices of the audience below became louder.
Qi Yuncheng was also happy, saying that it was just like playing cross talk in a sealed box, "I didn't expect Master to appear so often."
As long as you have your own life, nothing will be left behind.
But something came to mind and he quickly said, "Yuncheng, take the little girl to find Master Hou! He has brought a lot of food today. Let's see if the little girl likes anything."
"Hey!" Qi Yuncheng put down the hand holding the fried dough sticks, picked up the fan and compared it to a pen and said, "My life is really miserable, but I can't fall. Find a piece of paper and write a motto to encourage me to grow."
For a two-year-old child, it is already amazing if he can sing. If he practices well, he might even be able to do it.
There are many actors on stage.
"I've bought them all."
There is a table full of big men, how can a little girl not attract attention?
“It’s convenient to find a toilet.”
"Okay!" Xixi nodded, and after two or three seconds, she made a little sound with her small mouth, "Su San~ I'm leaving, Hongdong County~~"
Quickly look at your partner and ask.
"Not only do you buy food, but you also play! I didn't have money before, but now I have money. You have to play hard."
But they are family members, and Xixi can be taken backstage, so when they come to the venue to listen to these crosstalks, they are not always in the audience.
"Okay! All I have to do is eat for the day."
After all, they are all about to reach their 30s, and they performed in so many small theaters in the early days.
"Hello Xixi!"
When he met this little girl on the chair, Guo Degang looked helpless. He was always thinking about eating.
On this stage before, they had come out with a little girl in their arms, but she was just a little older at that time.
"Yes, I'm buying cigarettes." After replying, Qi Yuncheng's expression suddenly came to his senses. He was so frightened that he almost fell to the ground. He leaned on the table and looked straight at Luan Yunping, his eyes full of fear, and he kept wiping cold sweat from his forehead.
"Fortunately, God will never starve to death. When I came home, I found a lunch box at the door. When I opened it, I saw that there were diamonds in the lunch box. They were half a pound each, and there was a note."
"oh."
When the small theater started to be performed, he also felt that it was really not easy because it was performed rain or shine.
"Me?" Luan Yunping quickly waved her hand, "Give it to Master, he hasn't had breakfast yet."
"Then I'll buy a cigarette instead."
Guo Degang happily agreed, then pointed to the side and said, "Call grandma!"
Xixi was really obedient, she opened her mouth wide and showed it, "Tangtang!"
"Yes! Write four big characters and I will spend money!"
"Sir, this is seventy-five thousand yuan."
I have to sigh, she is indeed Qi Yuncheng's daughter.
"A few days ago, I went to see my uncle's zoo that was struck by lightning."
And with the audience making such a fuss, how could there be no actors coming to watch from the side scenes? They were also extremely happy. After all, it was my senior brother who was so awesome.
"Uncle Yu Qian who wishes to remain anonymous!"
"Here, buy a fried dough stick."
"Good guy, what are you talking about?"
"What to play?"
"It has nothing to do with it."
"Where to go?"
"Let's go sell fried dough sticks."
Hearing the sound and seeing the person, Qi Yuncheng hurried over and hugged him. He was not the only one who was surprised. Guo Degang, Yu Qian and the others were also the same, and they immediately started playing with the little girl.
Qi Yuncheng, who was behind the microphone, couldn't tell how happy he was. He lifted up his coat and opened his legs, and kept rolling up his sleeves with both hands, showing off his taste and grandeur.
Luan Yunping quickly stopped the topic, "Okay, hurry up and go."
Just like the offering to the Bodhisattva, a lot of it was put in front of Xixi soon.
What I said was so free.
"Now that the greetings are over, let Xixi say something."
Opening the folding fan, Qi Yuncheng looked at it and muttered, "This box of diamonds is for you. I hope you will have a long journey and there will be a signature underneath."
Especially knowing that this is Qi Yuncheng's daughter.
"What I'm saying is, no one of us should bring trouble to anyone else."
Almost smelled it.
Ha ha ha ha!
Months!
Now, in the blink of an eye, I am over two years old and can still trot. Why does time not pass quickly? Time is the most obvious thing in children.
Xixi, who was sitting in the front row below, couldn't help but trembled with her calves, wanting to go to the ground to find her father, because she saw that his father was gone.
Just give a clear shout.
Not understanding, Luan Yunping slapped her mouth, "What's the benefit?"
Today's show is here, Guo Degang and Yu Qian are on the stage.
But how could Song Yi let her do whatever she wanted? He hugged her tightly, took out a gummy candy from his pocket, peeled it open, and stuffed it into her little mouth.
Hahahahaha!
The two partners did not let the old man go, and the audience was extremely happy.
It's almost too late to catch up.
Holding the little girl's hand, Qi Yuncheng went over, but when the little girl was sitting near the table, he needed to go find him.
After the little tongue in her mouth noticed the sweetness of the sugar, Xixi calmed down and stayed with them for a while.
However, when the audience shouted, the little girl suddenly shrank back. She didn't know what happened, so she could only hide first.
If this continues, the girl may grow up and walk sideways in the background.
"Look, God will never starve a bird to death. I saw that most of it was soaked, but one corner was exposed on it."
"That's right, you should mention it first."
Qi Yuncheng began to wonder, "It's summer, and the frog plops into the water with a splash, how to write that flowery character."
The whole audience was delighted.
"It's so dangerous, my heart is pounding and my blood is running cold."
"Qi Yuncheng!!" Luan Yunping's expression was dull, and she called out her full name in a clear tone, with a tone that sounded like she didn't know who she was and that she didn't know where to draw a clear line. Then she continued, "Don't hurt us with your nonsense!"
Xixi: "Grandma!"
Sure enough, after going round and round, he came back.
Because yes, the pitch is accurate, not to mention that if she really likes it in the future, it can be regarded as a legacy.
Wiping his face with a handkerchief, Qi Yuncheng was still worried, "Captain Luan, don't talk nonsense, I still want to do it."
Luan Yunping immediately lost her guard when she heard it, and her voice rose a lot, "Are you tired? Just ask Hua, okay? Just change it to Cao."
However, Qi Yuncheng got a little closer to his daughter at this time. They had to perform anyway, and it was the same for her to perform one.
Heredity has been passed down.
The audience was so complimentary, especially Song Yi who was sitting in the seat. She clapped her hands vigorously, as if she had seen her daughter's grace on stage in the future. One of the reasons why she wanted to have a second child was so that she could help her husband in the future.
I didn't expect that my daughter had a little bit of a problem.