Chapter 528 Uncle Yu is here just for this shit! [Please subscribe]
Author: Yexingmao
Chapter 528 Uncle Yu is here just for this shit! [Please subscribe]
"Let's stay peacefully for a while. My daughter, please stay with us this year. You can tell us anything you want. Your master wife, you should know how to give me what I want."
Yuncheng is his own child.
The child is in a low mood. Guo Degang must also be in a bad mood. The child was not born by him, but he raised it.
The dynamic interaction between master and apprentice, father and son, shows how good it is.
It's just that this kind of state is rare. Yuncheng has never shown his emotions like this before, and it seems that he really feels distressed at home.
After all, he is his wife.
"How about little girl, how are you at home?"
"She's okay. Her mother is feeling uncomfortable, so she helps deliver things and is less noisy. The key is good."
"After all, this girl is still sensible."
A few people chatted for a while in the background.
At this time, Mr. Gao Feng and Mr. Xie Tianshun also came off the stage. The latter came over, and Qi Yuncheng quickly went over to help him.
Xie Tianshun is an actor of the Bao generation, who studied under Mr. Guo Rongqi. Now he is 72 years old, and it is not easy for him to be able to speak on stage willingly.
Not to mention him, even the senior gentlemen in Deyun are very nice.
Not striving for fame or fortune, he has been taking care of the new kids from the small theater.
Guo Degang invited them for this reason in the first place. An elder in a family is like a treasure. Even in the Deyun Society, they still need to rely on them to take care of the children and be in charge.
It's just that as time goes by, the old gentlemen are getting older one by one, and they are no longer what they were in 2005 and 2006.
Not to mention that Mr. Zhang left early, but these people are still active on the stage. You must know that none of them are under seventy.
The only good thing is.
There have not been so many gentlemen who passed away early in this life, including Mr. Jin and Mr. Li Wenshan, who both passed away in 2017.
Now I am resting at home.
"What's wrong? What are we talking about?"
Gao Feng came down to drink water and looked at a group of people talking.
When he asked, Qi Yuncheng completely changed the topic and said something else. He could not affect other people's mood with his own affairs, let alone go on stage later.
It's your duty as an actor not to let the audience notice.
For a time, the atmosphere backstage did get much better. Qi Yuncheng also went to watch other actors perform from time to time. The Palace of Nationalities was not as big as Beizhan.
It only has a place in the early 1000s, but it is still lively.
Today's lineup can be said to be not much weaker than that of Fengxing, because almost all the main actors of Deyun are here, but the ticket price is far less expensive. It is a rare event, and the audience is naturally extremely excited.
It won't be long before the supporting actors for the third scene are finished.
Gao Feng and Yu Qian came on stage to talk about "Selling Cloth Head"!
This section is of a textbook level, the former is funny and the latter is complimentary, both are extremely good.
Especially the uncle had a great time.
When he stopped someone to tell him that he had lost money, he deliberately made things difficult and almost spit on Gao Feng's face. This made the audience happy. It was obvious that there was no skill and it was all about the emotion of being on stage.
And a classic line is enough to prove that Teacher Gao is only one death away from the old artist.
I really like it.
However, some young people can't accept his relatively stable energy, but those who listen to cross talk for a long time will feel that his life is good, and they are willing to pay more.
Not to mention the cooperation between the two is also top-notch among Deyun.
After time passed and the bottom fell, we finally came to the bottom two.
"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Miscellaneous Singing"! The performers are Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping!"
"oh!!!"
"Yuncheng! I love you!"
"Have you had another baby? Yuncheng!"
Just after the curtain call, two people just came on stage.
There were girls below shouting reservedly.
What is inevitable in this era is that a single thing will be infinitely amplified and paid attention to on the Internet. At the same time, it also indirectly proves that there is something about popularity.
Even if they are assistant actors, many people came here for Qi Yuncheng today.
It’s not that he is better than Teacher Gao. The main era is here, and it’s a bit foolish to want to go back to the small theater era.
It’s different from the old days when listening to cross talk was a leisure activity after meals. It’s a bit more flashy, so it’s not easy to keep your heart in this atmosphere.
But it was Teacher Gao who didn't catch up. If Teacher Gao, who is still a young man, appeared here, he would not lose half a point in terms of appearance.
"Thank you everyone!"
After receiving some gifts and placing them on the stage, Qi Yuncheng looked at the audience below and spoke.
"Today is our teacher Deyun's class. The previous one was a piece performed by Teacher Gao and myself, Uncle Yu. It was very good.
Anyone who knows De Yun knows that the two of them have a very good relationship."
"That's right!"
At this moment, Luan Yunping answered and put the gifts aside. It was too blocking the view. There were various gift boxes, and I didn't know what I bought for the two of them.
"The status of the two of you in Deyun Society is that they are the mainstay!"
"Good ability!"
"But my master cannot be the mainstay."
"What's going on?"
"He's not big enough!"
Hahahahaha!
He hadn't even stood there for half a minute, and it was another loss. Not only were the audience below happy, but Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping were also snickering.
From time to time, I looked at the side curtain, hoping that no one would come out.
Otherwise, the progress of the performance will be delayed.
After a while, the former took a deep breath, threw away some things and smiled, "It's been a while since I hurt Master! Sometimes I forget if I'm not with him, but if I have another fight, it still feels like I'm hurting him in person."
Better.
Master has also aged in recent years, so he probably won’t be able to kick me anymore.”
Luan Yunping knew her partner's mood, so she looked at him and said, "He is getting older."
"My master, my uncle, and Teacher Gao! All three of them are very good, but this is on the stage. Off the stage, you may not know that in terms of relationship, Teacher Gao and I, Uncle Yu, are better."
"They both live close to each other."
"Yes!" Qi Yuncheng nodded, "The two of us came to the performance together today. I guess we have to take a car back together after the performance.
Not to mention in normal times, as neighbors we are not allowed to have some wine and tea together, and then take a walk together."
"How wonderful." Luan Yunping praised her.
"After eating and drinking, we went for a walk. The community is very nice now, and the scenery and greening are also very good. Teacher Gao and Uncle Yu went for a walk together."
Behind the microphone, Qi Yuncheng spread his legs and pretended to be walking, but when he lowered his head and saw something, his expression was uncomfortable, "Oh~~"
"What's wrong?" Luan Yunping was curious.
"Someone is so dishonest that he raised a puppy and pooped in it!"
"If you still poop, won't it be over if you just say shit?"
"Uncle Yu said this is outrageous. I always bring a shovel and a plastic bag when I go out."
"Good guy, Uncle Yu is also defecating on the ground outside!"
Hahahahaha!
After digging out the baggage and imagining the scene, almost all of the people below were laughing. At the same time, the two people were talking about cross talk in a very casual state, because the second two could slowly spread the atmosphere to the three who were at the bottom.
While laughing, Qi Yuncheng added another sentence, "If you do this, your character will not be ruined."
"That's not true." Luan Yunping also wanted to laugh, and continued to complain, "It would be better to just pull out the plastic bag, why do you need a shovel!"
Qi Yuncheng pointed to the ground and continued, "This puppy can pull well, weighing thirty kilograms!"
"Huo oh, how many days has it been since I had a bowel movement?"
"The two of them looked at each other in silence. Uncle Yu was actually happy when he saw it in the end. Gao Feng, do you dare to eat it? If you dare to eat it, I will give you 100,000 yuan in cash!"
"bet!"
"Gao Feng is angry, screw you!"
"Who wouldn't be angry?"
"Did you bring chopsticks?"
"Is it because I co-wrote Teacher Gao to ask for tableware?"
Qi Yuncheng played the role of Teacher Gao, "I'm not saying that I don't dare to eat it, I'm afraid that I won't have the courage if you tell me something! How much do you agree to pay?"
"Yes, this thing needs to be explained clearly first." Luan Yunping nodded. He is in charge of wages and must be rigorous.
But the next second, Qi Yunxiang beside him went crazy, imitating Gao Feng and kept stuffing it into his mouth, which made him and the entire audience laugh.
Finally, Luan Yunping said, "Look at this, you don't have to bet that Teacher Gao wants to eat it."
"After eating, I even licked the ground clean. This piece of land makes the entire community brighter."
"Don't mess with things."
"Gao Feng is picking his teeth." Qi Yuncheng tilted his body and gave a vivid movement.
This makes it difficult for many people to look directly at it, even Luan Yunping, "It's still stuffed with teeth, right?"
"The person named Yu will get one hundred thousand yuan."
"You can't eat for free. This is..."
"Uncle Yu next to me is so happy that he can't stand up straight. He is willing to admit defeat, but who brings 100,000 in cash when he comes out for a walk? I'll give it to you when I get home."
"I owe it first."
"Go on, keep walking! Oh, I found another puddle of poop. This puddle is bigger than that puddle!"
Taking steps back, Qi Yuncheng looked up, "Two people are looking at this pile, Mount Everest!!"
"It's not that big." Luan Yunping pulled her back, "Lenovo is a bit too rich."
"Gao Feng was happy to see it, Yu Qian, do you dare? Do you dare to eat it? I will give you one hundred thousand yuan after eating it!"
"Teacher Gao, this is revenge!"
Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand, pulled up the sleeves of his coat and said with a smile, "Gao Feng, you think I'm like you, I'm carrying a spoon!"
"Drink! Good guy!"
Ha ha ha ha!
Luan Yunping's change of tone was just right, and the theater burst into laughter.
And from the beginning of this walk, there were people with frozen faces and smiles, it was fun the whole way.
"Uncle Yu came here just for this shit." Luan Yunping said again.
Qi Yuncheng was happy with the spoon in his right hand. After taking a spoonful, he brought it to him and blew on it. All the photos of various performances were gathered together, and he looked like he was afraid of being burned.
While eating, he explained, "My uncle has a bad appetite and cannot eat cold food. In the end, he ate it clean and put the spoon in his pocket."
Gao Feng, one hundred thousand fast!
Gao Feng was delighted, are you a human being? If you didn’t bring a hundred thousand yuan with you when you came out, how could I bring a hundred thousand yuan with you?"
"What should we do?"
"Come on, don't give it to me, and I won't give it to you, let's make it even! Keep walking, okay, let's walk!"
Qi Yuncheng stepped away from the microphone.
Luan Yunping held her hand on the table and complained, "Just two people making shit together and it's over?"
"Isn't there a saying like that!" Qi Yuncheng came back, "Both the refined and the popular should be appreciated, and different people's tastes should be taken into account. I hope there are some who like to hear this. Of course, my uncle and Teacher Gao's tastes are quite unique."
Luan Yunping: "Very unified."
Qi Yuncheng: "I'll tell you how Uncle Yu loves to raise animals."
At this point, Luan Yunping suddenly understood, and then said, "If the dog is tired of eating it, why don't you change it to other flavors?"
"Then who knows? You can ask me about it later in the last scene."
After just saying a short joke, Qi Yuncheng changed his words and turned to the real life of singing in miscellaneous studies.
It’s not a big job, it’s just the actors learning to sing some things.
There is no baggage in performing the jokes that I often say, and there are no special restrictions on the content. Each actor has his or her own acting method.
Wait more than twenty minutes to finish bowing.
Gao Feng was already ready. He had a small mandarin wrapped around him and was ready to say the final words about the mandarin jacket.
After getting off the stage, looking at the excitement of the three people on stage, Qi Yuncheng stayed at the side curtain for half a minute before turning around and heading backstage.
Instead of taking a break and drinking water, I called home immediately.
An hour before leaving, my daughter-in-law was lying on the bed and feeling uncomfortable. Now when I called her, I could hear my daughter-in-law's voice feeling so aggrieved that she wanted to cry.
"Husband~~ I miss you so much now!"
"What's wrong? Are you feeling uncomfortable again?"
"I don't want to eat anything now, and I can't eat it! But it feels like I've eaten the wrong thing."
"Don't worry, I'll be back soon! Is there anything else?" Qi Yuncheng asked again eagerly.
"No more. But I didn't expect that the reaction to giving birth to the second child would be a little bigger than the first! Do you think it's really because I'm older that I'm like this? I'm already twenty-eight this year!"
"What's the age problem? Many people are like this."
"How long will it take for you to come back? I want to see you. I can't sleep in bed."
Although Song Yi is twenty-eight, as a woman, she still wants her husband to be by her side, even if he is with her, at least she will have some peace of mind.
Although my parents are here, the feeling is completely different from my husband's presence.
It was his wife's uncomfortable voice that made Qi Yuncheng worried. Should he go back now?
If I leave now, what will happen when the curtain calls?
Although the curtain call was not a formal event, he had no intention of leaving early.
For a person who has always followed the rules, it is really difficult for him to break some rules.
While looking at the child talking on the phone, Xie Tianshun slowly stood up from the chair in the backstage, holding his knees, walked over to him and spoke.
"Yuncheng, you go back first! The show is over anyway! And when you came on stage just now, your master also said that you should go back directly after the show.
Don't stay here, it doesn't make much sense, because there isn't much to show in the first place.
I will explain it to the audience.”
Qi Yuncheng nodded, intending to leave.
If I had continued to stay here and waited for the last hour to end, I wouldn't have known how much suffering it would have been, so I no longer hesitated in an instant.
"Thank you, old man. Please tell my master and the others that I should go back."
"Well! Let's go!"
The voice fell.
Qi Yuncheng took deep breaths countless times today. He was also afraid that something might go wrong with the second child, so he took off his coat, spoke to Captain Luan, and left the theater of the Palace of Nationalities.
The steps didn't pause for a second the whole time.
And watched the child leave in a hurry.
Xie Tianshun sat back slowly. It was not too late for him to come to Deyun. He also watched him coming. He knows what human nature is like.
Guo Degang's apprentice is infinitely better than the others who left.
What a person is like can really be seen from his life.
Yuncheng is very practical in terms of business and family responsibilities.