Chapter 555 Women, all of them are devils, it’s that simple to seduce people! [Please subscribe]
Author: Yexingmao
Chapter 555 Women, all of them are devils, it’s that simple to seduce people! [Please subscribe]
"Dear friends, you are welcome to come to Guangde Building of Deyun Society to enjoy cross talk today! Then let me invite you to the first show "Poetry for Horses"! Performer:..."
The host announces the curtain.
At 2:30, the cross talk show started at the Guangde Building Theater.
The operation of small theaters is much better than in the early years. There are more and more actors who are mainly popular, and their appearance will definitely attract a lot of audiences.
In the early days, Guo Qiling, Yan Hexiang, Zhang Helun, and Meng Hetang could not sell a few tickets in the theater based on their own names. But now everything is different, not to mention that Meng Hetang has become the captain of the seventh team.
Perform with a group.
There are a lot of things to manage.
After the venue opened, the actors started performing on stage one after another from 2:30, and soon came to the final stage, which was also the biggest highlight of today's matinee.
Meng Hetang and Sun Yue!
As soon as he came on stage, many people liked him and sent him flowers.
"Thank you! Just now, three people, one mentally ill, one idiot, and one heartless, gave you a performance. Don't worry, we two are normal, because we both came here after taking medicine."
“Hemorrhoid medicine to take!”
"What a mess."
The atmosphere of the small theater is very relaxing.
Talk about something fun.
"Have you seen it? I'm working with Teacher Sun today. Teacher Sun is in good health and so fat." Meng Hetang leaned over and patted his big belly.
Sun Yue immediately pulled away, "I don't even eat your rice if I'm fat."
"No matter who you are in any profession, you must have a good body. Teacher Sun Yue has a good body. Although there is a lot of fat, there are muscles underneath.
It’s okay for one of us to hit several of us.”
"That's because no one in the background is qualified."
"Not only you, I also have a good body."
"Really?" Sun Yue glanced behind the table that was barely blocking him, "I didn't see it."
"I am a member of the Lian family, and my ancestors have practiced martial arts for seven generations."
"Seventh generation single pass? This one is tenacious enough." Sun Yue was surprised.
"We are a martial arts family, and I have an elder brother in my generation."
"A single pass will destroy your generation!"
"The population is booming! We brothers started practicing martial arts when we were young. Our father said, you can practice martial arts, but I can't teach you. There is an old saying, if the father does not pass it on to the son, he will not be cruel. I will give it to you.
Find a teacher.
There were so many heroes among the people in the past."
Meng Hetang opened his sleeves with his fingers and started counting, "Mr. Ouyang, his stick skills are the best. Mr. Sima, his sword skills are the best. Mr. Zhuge, his spear skills are the best. And you, Mr. Bingtang, are the best teachers."
.”
"who?"
Meng Hetang turned to look at Sun Yue, "Bingtang! This is a compound surname!"
Sun Yue: "I know, Sima, Zhuge has a compound surname. Is there any rock candy?"
Meng Hetang: "Yes! Duplicate surname!"
Sun Yue: "Oh, what is it called?"
Meng Hetang: "Large gourd!"
Sun Yue: "Tanghulu? Is the trumpet called Tangdun'er?"
Meng Hetang: "You are boring, this is our teacher! Our father took us two brothers to our master's house, exchanged a few words, and then walked away, straight to the southwest in a flash of light."
Sun Yue: "Fairy? Why are there still flames?"
Meng Hetang: "My brothers set their cotton robes on fire when we left."
Sun Yue: "It's so naughty."
"After we leave, our master will educate us." Meng Hetang showed a strange look on his face, "Good boy, master likes you two. You are a prodigy in martial arts at first glance.
But when you enter my house, you must abide by my rules. Don't cause trouble, and you can't go to places that are too busy, especially places that are too hot."
"Oh, that's because I'm afraid it will become sugary."
"One more thing, those who practice martial arts must have a suitable weapon, a sword, a spear, a halberd, an ax, a hook and a fork, a stick, a stick, a whip, a mace, a hammer, a kidnapper and a shooting star. You can choose one.
I said, Master, I’ll be the one who can stab people to death.
My master said, that is to practice swordsmanship and follow my master."
"Teaching will begin now?"
"My master took us two brothers to a secret room. There was nothing in the secret room, just two cabinets. The upper cabinet was in a cabinet and the lower cabinet was in tatters. The lower cabinet was decorated with gold rims and hung with gold locks.
My master said, this is the superior sword, and this is the inferior (sword)! Which one are you coming for?"
Suddenly Meng Hetang smiled and raised his eyebrows, "When I saw it, it looked great. Master, let's do this (sword)!"
"That's consistent." Sun Yue turned to look at his malicious smile and complained.
"A good boy, he has the demeanor of a teacher when he was young."
"I don't know what I did when I was young."
"Open the cabinet door and there are four swords inside: gold, silver, copper and iron. Choose one. I saw that the gold one is too heavy, the copper one is too short, the iron one is too long, and the silver one is suitable."
"What a slut!"
"Good boy, you have the demeanor of a teacher when you were young. I just have to tell you that practicing swordsmanship and practicing martial arts are the same. You can practice boxing after drinking wine, you can practice stick training after drinking wine, and you can practice swordsmanship after drinking wine.
Practiced.
I said Master, here we come to the most (drunk) and meanest (sword)!
Good children, from now on you will be the lowest among the lowest, the most obscene among the lowest!"
Ha ha ha ha!
Laughter broke out, and the two people began to talk about the big bodyguard.
And the two of them said that cross talk is indeed rare, and only if there is a shortage of talents, it is invited suddenly, and being the captain is tiring enough.
Pay attention to these leavers.
Especially Jiu Liang asked for leave.
But they said together that it was not a bad surprise. After all, Sun Yue was very capable. No matter who he cooperated with, he could do it.
Even when working with Yue Yunpeng, he was mostly led by Sun Yue, who was called the master uncle.
The cross talk was done very quickly. After half an hour of talking, the curtain call was over, and a group of people went backstage amidst the excitement.
When he stepped off the stage and took off his coat, Meng Hetang looked at his uncle, "We will go there tomorrow. I'm afraid my godfather and senior brother won't know about it at all."
"Sure, we have to keep it a secret in advance."
"Then let me call my senior brother first and see what they are doing."
Out of curiosity, Meng Hetang took out his cell phone and called Qi Yuncheng.
It was already close to five o'clock. After working hard all afternoon, Meng Hetang, Sun Yue and others called it a day. Naturally, Qi Yuncheng and Wu Jing did the same, and started to go back to their homes with their things.
Less than a hundred meters away from home, Qi Yuncheng noticed movement.
"Hey! Xiao Meng!"
"Brother, where are you now?"
"What happened when we recorded a program in an ancient village in another place?"
"Nothing, just a phone call to chat. Is your show fun? Senior brother, you rarely appear on variety shows. If it's not fun, it won't attract you."
"good!"
Qi Yuncheng didn't understand at all why Xiao Meng came over suddenly to ask this, since he was not next to him, but when he recalled something, he suddenly understood that although the program team did not tell his uncle who the guest was.
But he can cheat because he knows who it is in advance.
Now that Xiao Meng is calling him, it is 100% that he is here to test things out when he has nothing to do.
The brothers are very familiar with each other. Meng Hetang is the kind of person who still wants to tinker with things in his spare time.
Just make fun of it.
"By the way, I heard that I have a guest coming to this show. Could it be you?"
A loud bang.
Meng Hetang's blood almost ran cold while holding the phone. He was so frightened that he could not guess that he had said less than five sentences before and after.
He spoke quickly.
"What guest? Invite me to be a guest? I'm not free! I'm still in Guangde Building now. I have performances in both the lunch and evening shows today. I don't believe you can see my program list on Team Luan's account.
Teacher Sun and I..."
Qi Yuncheng still didn't understand this little idea, so he immediately jumped on the conversation and replied in an erroneous way, "Are you and Teacher Sun Yue coming over?"
"Ouch!"
The phone was on speakerphone. Sun Yue, who was sitting nearby, was almost frightened when he heard it. Good guy, Yuncheng is so awesome.
Meng Hetang started to panic. The program team asked them to keep it a secret, so they could only speak again quickly, "Brother, where did you hear this? I said I was collaborating with Teacher Sun on cross talk."
"Oh, that's it! Stop talking, I'm home."
"Hey, okay!"
Meng Hetang quickly hung up the phone. His blood had still not recovered its temperature. He looked at Teacher Sun and asked, "Brother, is he a little crazy? How could he have guessed that we were going."
"Nonsense!" Sun Yue couldn't help but want to laugh, as if he was complaining about his teammates, "You have to call him! If I had guessed who was going, why don't you call him?
The program team has said it will be a surprise."
"I'm just a bitch, and I don't dare to beat my godfather! Let's go to dinner."
After the theater ended, a group of people went to the reserved restaurant for dinner.
On the other hand, Qi Yuncheng was almost home in the ancient village, but with a smile on his face, he must have known that Xiao Meng was scared.
Still can't deal with him? Then his job as a senior brother is in vain.
The key is Xiao Meng, too. As soon as it was announced that there was a guest, he called. Even if you didn't know in advance, you could guess that it was him.
If he comes tomorrow, please advise him to be smarter.
Not much time left, Qi Yuncheng arrived at his house, went in and found his wife waiting for him at home.
And excitedly began to report what happened to them in the afternoon.
"Husband, are you back? The two sisters came over just now and we chatted all afternoon!"
"Yeah?"
"How much have you dug?" Song Yi turned and glanced at the things in her husband's hands.
"It's quite a lot, but there's no need to eat at home tonight. We'll have a dinner together at the uncle's house later."
"Okay! Take a break and I'll make you tea! Do you want to take a bath? I'll get you some bath water? Or should you squeeze your shoulders and rub your legs? Are you tired?"
"What’s wrong with you?"
Qi Yuncheng's eyes were startled, and he was very confused. It was very rare to be in such a state of giving blood.
"I was chatting with two sisters today, and I realized that you are so kind, which makes me feel guilty. I am just a freeloader at home."
Song Yi stared at her husband in a helpless state.
Because her husband is always taking care of her and giving her whatever she wants, but she has never done anything for her husband.
Looking at this eager look, Qi Yuncheng thought of his daughter.
Sure enough, I learned from her mother, she has exactly the same talent.
Women, every one of them is a devil, it’s that simple to seduce people’s souls.
He said helplessly, "I still want you to live a free life? What do you mean by free food? You have given birth to two lovely children for the family, and you have also promoted a lot of dramas for the children.
It’s a lot of sacrifice.”
"That's what I say, but I just feel that you have devoted a lot to this family and me. I didn't feel anything bad when you stopped acting for a year, and you just stayed with me.
I also enjoy having you by my side.
But after my sister said it, I realized that you really love me~"
As he spoke, Song Yi's eyes turned red inexplicably. Women are very emotional animals. You never know what emotions they may have at any time.
Or what state can you be moved to in your own mind.
"Hey, I'm curious about what you guys were talking about. I'll have to watch it carefully when the show starts."
Seeing his wife's appearance, how could Qi Yuncheng not feel distressed? He quickly washed his hands and wiped them clean before going over to hug her.
I do this every day and it’s completely inexplicable, but my wife is still extremely cute.
It will definitely be a treasure to marry her.
After comforting him for a while, Qi Yuncheng took a look at the things at home and found that there was nothing to pack.
"Okay! It's almost five o'clock now. Let's get ready to go to the uncle's house. I guess they are already cooking at this time. See if I can help.
I guess I did a little too much today."
"Well, let's go have some food."
Knowing that they could get some food, Song Yi slowly came back from his emotions, and then the couple went out with two umbrellas.
By this time, the rain had almost disappeared, leaving only a thick dark cloud in the sky, but I had to carry it because I didn't know if it would rain at night.
The road there was not far, and after a long winding trip we arrived at the uncle and aunt's house.
As soon as you pass by, you can see the uncle setting up a pot for cooking outside the house and stirring the contents with a spatula.
Song Yi stayed close to her husband and subconsciously asked with his nose, "Stew meat!"
"Your nose is really good."
At this time, Yu Qian and Bai Huimin hadn't noticed the child's arrival. When the meat in the pot was almost simmering, Yu Qian used a spatula to pick up a few pieces and put them on a plate aside.
"How does it taste?"
Bai Huimin bent down, picked up a piece with chopsticks, took a small bite, and kept nodding, "OK! It's delicious!"
Yu Qian's wrinkled face showed a smile, "That's OK!"
"But Yuncheng doesn't like eating fat meat!"
"It's okay. Let's make another hot pot tonight and prepare enough ingredients for them to eat."
"Talk about me, uncle and aunt!" Qi Yuncheng said suddenly, and the old couple immediately raised their heads and became happy.
Song Yi called from the side, "Uncle, sister!"
"Oh, this senior can shout."
Yu Qian could never help himself with this title. Why did his daughter-in-law want to recognize a younger sister in the first place?
At the same time, they happened to put some ingredients on the stewed meat in the pot. Qi Yuncheng and Wu Jing made bamboo shoots, and naturally they were given away a lot.
However, there were six people having dinner, and it was a big dinner party at night. The uncle definitely couldn't be left to work alone, so Qi Yuncheng took the initiative to speak.
"What dishes are there? Can I go to the kitchen inside and cook a few?"
"No need to do it. I'll make a stew just for us to try. You go get the ingredients and have hot pot tonight. By the way, your Uncle Jing said he would bring vegetables over. There will be a lot of them by then, and they will be delicious.