Chapter 567: I Have Never Hit a Seven-Year-Old Child?
Chapter 567 I have never spanked a seven-year-old child? [Please subscribe]
Author: Yexingmao
Chapter 567 I have never spanked a seven-year-old child? [Please subscribe]
Following the curtain call, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping stepped onto the stage.
As soon as he showed up, horrible applause followed one after another, not so much like and love.
Abroad, return to abroad.
Why don't they pay attention to domestic affairs?
In fact, it was the first time for many people to see the actor in person. Once they met, they understood why he is now the most popular actor among Deyun Society disciples.
Just the few steps he took, which were mature, steady, and down-to-earth, made people feel that this actor had his own background and abilities.
And her good looks can instantly attract the attention of the audience.
It is understandable that in today's era, looking good means having meat to eat.
Otherwise, why did Dalin lose weight? It was just for the convenience of cross talk and acting.
When I got to the microphone, I adjusted my tone a little, but I didn't have time to speak.
Suddenly, under the stage, twenty or thirty bouquets of flowers were collectively sent by the audience. It was very spectacular at first glance. There was a circle of beautiful flowers around the stage.
It's almost full.
It doesn’t mean anything, I just like the actor and I just want to send him flowers to express my love.
"Hurry! Come out and help pick up Xiao Meng before he leaves. If you don't pick it up, they will take it away!"
Qi Yuncheng, who has many years of stage experience and words, shouted, and the person delivering flowers below and other seated audience members laughed from ear to ear.
Including Meng Hetang, Zhou Jiuliang all came out to help while having fun.
But it was really not easy. Twenty or thirty people were holding flowers, and four people had to go back and forth several times to pick them up.
However, the actors did not silence the stage when receiving the gifts.
Just accepting the gift without saying anything is actually a mistake made by the actor.
No matter what, the stage must not be empty.
So the two actors complement each other's lines so that the audience can stop watching.
Wait until the flowers are finally arranged.
After Qi Yuncheng returned to the microphone, he held on to the edge of the table, gasping and wiping his sweat deliberately, "Look at the sweat, it's hot in Tokyo!"
Hahahahaha!
"Xu~~"
There was nothing the actors said that they didn't understand, and laughter and cheers immediately broke out.
Can't stop it.
The joy lasted for a long time.
Meng Hetang, Zhou Jiuliang, Guo Qiling, Yan Hexiang and others were all watching from the side.
I was so impressed that I could not express my admiration for a moment. One word, just one word.
The whole audience was excited.
If I didn’t have many years of stage experience and a sense of stage, I would never be able to show my baggage naturally like this.
That is, it is in this state, coupled with the background, that the baggage comes into play.
Otherwise, why in the same sentence, what others say is "coke" is not what you say is "coke"? There is a lot of knowledge in it.
Luan Yunping did not guard against her partner's words and laughed along with the audience, but it was obvious that she was restraining herself.
However, Qi Yuncheng looked like a gentleman, "You guys laugh really weirdly. I don't even understand why you are laughing. I'm still a child."
"Xu~~"
The booing continued.
Qi Yuncheng was helpless, "Thank you all first! Not only did you come to see the show, but you also sent so many flowers. Those who knew about the show, but those who didn't knew, thought that someone was missing."
"Yes!" Luan Yunping nodded and added, "There are so many that they could bury us both."
"It's just the two of us. If it were my junior brother Yue Yunpeng and my junior uncle Sun Yuesun, you would have to hire a truck to bury them!"
"The size is different."
"Let's get back to the subject. When I come to the island country, I need to introduce myself. The actor who performed just now is called Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang! Those who know about it are my junior brothers, one is a crane character and the other is a nine character family! Their abilities have improved over the years.
Very fast and the relationship is very good.
The relationship between me and Luan Yunping is also the same, it has grown up since childhood."
"right!"
"When I was young, we were in the same kindergarten, Springfield Flower Kindergarten."
"Two pigs? McDull's school?" Luan Yunping was surprised when she heard the familiar words.
"It's our senior!"
"Okay! Still a pig!"
"We were in the same class in elementary school, but we were in the second semester of the second grade." Qi Yuncheng pointed to his partner, "He came from the mentally retarded primary school."
"Am I a stupid boy?"
"Anyway, we are classmates in the same class and sit next to each other. He is the richest in our class. I relied on him to buy snacks during elementary school."
"It's nothing, just give me some extra pocket money from home." Luan Yunping didn't look like she was rich, so she tried to hide it a little.
"When I grew up and lived on campus, we were in the same dormitory, and I realized that this person was different."
"how?"
Qi Yuncheng raised his head and glanced at the lights in the theater above. "When a light like this is turned off, I have to sleep. He turned on the semiconductor."
"Listen to the radio."
"Nowadays, everyone is playing with mobile phones. At that time, children didn't have any mobile phones. They bought a semiconductor to listen to the radio. Others listened to storytelling and cross talk. This is understandable, so just adjust it and put it next to the pillow.
He is different, he has to lift."
Raising his hand, Qi Yuncheng looked at the thing he was holding and said, "How old was he at that time? He actually had this awareness."
"What consciousness?"
"I always hope I can see someone inside."
Luan Yunping was stunned, "Watch it as a TV?"
Qi Yuncheng: "I've been lifting for a long time, and when my hands get tired, snap!!"
Luan Yunping: "What?"
Qi Yuncheng: "Anyone else would have hit him in the face. This person cleverly ducked and hit the big semiconductor on the pillow."
Luan Yunping: "Fortunately it wasn't hit."
Qi Yuncheng: "The person fell to the ground."
Luan Yunping: "My dodge was too big!!"
Qi Yuncheng suddenly touched his heart and said, "Scared me!"
"What do you care about?"
"I'm on the bunk below you!"
"My dear, did I fall from the top bunk? I might as well have hit my face. It seems that my mentally retarded child has not studied in vain for two years!"
Hahahahaha!
There was a lot of laughter in the venue. The audience consciously imagined the scene and didn't know how painful it was.
At the same time, there were more laughs because of Luan Yunping's translation, and the effect became better. With so many years of partnership and experience, practice makes perfect when dealing with these things.
"He spent the whole night listening to Semiconductor." Qi Yuncheng continued.
"Can you listen?"
"It was precisely because I listened to Semiconductor that I fell asleep the next day and was not energetic!"
"Stayed up too late!"
"The two of us share a table!" Qi Yuncheng patted the crosstalk table where they were sitting. "Just like now, I'm here and he's over there. I'll remind him when he dozes off!"
"What are you doing?" Luan Yunping asked curiously.
"The teacher was writing a question on the blackboard, and he was drowsy there. I also relied on the teacher's ear and talked to him quietly to stop him from falling asleep.
Hey, hey, Luan Yunping!!”
"Call me?"
Taking a deep breath, Qi Yuncheng sang affectionately: "The moon is bright, the wind is quiet, the leaves cover the window lattice~"
After listening to three sentences, Luan Yunping finally couldn't help it anymore and looked at her partner and complained, "Are you reminding me to get up or to sleep? I can't fall asleep without your song."
"Three sentences and you're sure to snore."
“It’s quite effective!”
"I lay there and fell asleep. The teacher was writing on the blackboard. Write on the blackboard." Qi Yuncheng gestured with his hands and wiped his sweat to show the teacher's tiredness.
Seeing that it was not easy, Luan Yunping nodded, "Teacher, it took a lot of effort."
"After the teacher finished writing, he looked back at us. Who would come up to answer? Who would come up to write? After asking for a long time, no one answered, and the teacher suddenly became very angry. After writing for a long time, there was no answer?"
"That's right."
"The teacher said if no one answers, I will call the roll. Oops~~" Qi Yuncheng suddenly became nervous and explained, "I'm most afraid of this, so I have to find a way."
"What can I do?"
"Just when the teacher wants to call your name, at the critical moment, I will call you!"
"What are you calling me for?"
Qi Yuncheng patted the table, glanced in front of him, and quickly glanced to the side with his peripheral vision, "Hey, hey, don't sleep, the teacher asked you to clean the blackboard!!"
Hahahahaha!
After the little baggage came out, there was some scattered laughter in the theater, probably because someone happened to do this.
Luan Yunping looked at her partner and was even more surprised, "You want me to clean the blackboard?"
"You were in a daze at the time, so just agree and go."
Behind the stage microphone, Qi Yuncheng waved his right hand and wiped it vigorously, and then spoke again, "The teacher wrote for forty-four minutes in one class, and he wiped it for one minute.
When he came back and sat down here after wiping, the teacher's face turned purple, as if he had drunk potassium permanganate."
"Never heard of it."
"I was just about to speak when the bell rang and get out of class was over."
"No, it's been forty-five minutes."
"The teacher was so angry that he almost went into shock."
"Too naughty."
"Hey!" Qi Yuncheng sighed and smiled, feeling quite nostalgic, "This happened when I was in school. Even though I was naughty, I was very happy during that time."
Luan Yunping admitted this, "That's right."
"After graduation, I will face a big choice, how to go about in society, I said you come to my house and let's have a chat. After a while, I came with a bruise on my face, I asked you what's wrong?
He said he had a fight with someone!!"
"Yo?"
"Why do you have such a temper? Who are you hitting?" Qi Yuncheng said to himself, changing roles and said, "There is a naughty child at the door. He is annoying. He is seven years old and is ignorant."
"I spank a seven-year-old?"
"Ah! I beat him so hard that he stayed in the hospital for three days."
"How cruel?"
“I stayed for five days!!”
Ha ha ha ha!
Leng Buding, the audience looking at the actors couldn't help but laugh again.
"I have never spanked a seven-year-old child?" Luan Yunping stared at Yanjing in surprise.
"Okay, just keep this to yourself, and find a six-year-old to beat you next time!" Qi Yuncheng said with a bit of disgust, then changed his tone, "But this is just the fight, Yanniaoyuchen will go their separate ways. Children
When you grow up, you have to do something.
But I’m down and out.”
"Why are you so depressed?"
"I went to study abroad."
“Studying abroad is called downfall, isn’t it?”
"Luan Yunping is different. She does better than me. She majored in BB machine repair."
“This is the first time I heard about this major.”
“I have a small regret!”
"What?"
"He hasn't graduated yet, bb machine has graduated."
"Let's see if we can make it in time."
…
…
The two actors were having a great time talking about cross talk, and the main effect was good.
And what are their backgrounds this time?
Business performance of cultural exchange.
Various media and some local units were present. It can be said that this cross talk was watched by many forces.
Some leaders even came over.
It's enough to see what's going on.
But no matter how big the situation is, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping have seen it before, so they are very comfortable performing in unfamiliar venues.
Coupled with the enthusiasm of overseas Chinese, any joke has a good atmosphere.
And after thirty minutes of talking, a new pair of assistant actors were replaced.
There are six crosstalks and three pairs of assistant actors.
Meng Hetang and Dalin are two pairs, and the other pair are a pair of elderly gentlemen selected from the first team.
Deng Deyong, Zhai Guoqiang!
The former is a disciple of Mr. Zhang and has learned about it carefully.
Despite his age, this gentleman also has a cheerful style and is very good at imitating.
When he learned that Qi Yuncheng had invited him to perform here this time, the elderly man was as excited as anything.
Indeed, he seldom goes to such a place.
So he came to assist in the third scene, and maybe none of the overseas audiences knew him.
He is indeed not famous. I am afraid that only the audience who often attend small theaters in Yanjing will know and like him.
But the old man is capable.
It's basically not a big problem to be an assistant performer on such a big stage.
Luan Yunping, who had come down, had to say, "It seems that Uncle Deng is very happy to be on stage."
"No, it's the first time!"
Qi Yuncheng replied, while playing with the flowers he just picked up in the background.
Too many.
Twenty or thirty handfuls.
There are all kinds of flowers, placed in the background, and the air in the background is immediately filled with fragrance.
And if you pull it open a little, you can see the blessings for the actors written inside the bouquet.
Most of them wished him success in his performance, but there were a few bouquets of flowers that wished his family happiness.
It seems that the little girl in China was born as Song Yi, and their daughter-in-law is Song Yi, so they can also know.
In modern society, as long as there is an Internet connection, news can spread quickly no matter where it is.
But at this time, Dalin turned over and looked at the flowers together, "Brother, I just heard Jiuliang say from the side curtain, do you want to sing drum music at the curtain call?"
"yes!"
Guo Qiling also grew up with her mother. She knew that her mother loved drum music, but because she took care of him and a group of fellow students, she gave up her favorite business.
Now that my brother has opened a drum music club, my mother is very happy, and he is also happy.
But my brother did something, and he was right as a younger brother. As a sensible person, he actually felt a sense of regret in his heart.
Especially when he was a child, he was alone with his mother. He heard her say that even though she didn't perform drum music, she still couldn't help but feel the emotion when she heard the strings playing and saw other actors singing.
It can be said that I have survived all these years.
So he spoke.
"I haven't sung much in the drum music club, but I found an opportunity, and I thought I would sing a drum song too."
Turning to look at his younger brother, Qi Yuncheng felt extremely happy, "Okay, then we two brothers will sing a song together."
"Okay."
Dalin curled up the corners of his mouth, showed a bright smile, and then continued chatting.
But after they chatted, Meng Hetang was the most trouble-making person in the background.
Dalin and his senior brother sang drum music together, which was really rare, so without saying anything, he took out his mobile phone from his pocket and prepared to make a small report to his junior wife.
I hope that during the curtain call, I can let my wife watch the drum music sung by two people!!