Chapter 582 Dutiful son in Dubai! [Please subscribe]
Author: Yexingmao
Chapter 582 Dutiful son in Dubai! [Please subscribe]
Walking to the stage.
Guo Qiling stood behind the table, which was very rare. In the past, he was always teasing.
But before he could adjust the microphone, there were batch after batch of people shouting that they liked him.
"Thank you! Thank you to the audience friends. The first show today is performed by me. Many viewers are familiar with me. My name is Guo Qiling.
Usually, I have a partner by my side named Yan Hexiang. But he got hemorrhoids, so I had to replace him with my brother Qi Yuncheng, who was specially invited.
Unfortunately, God is not kind and my brother is in a hurry, so I have to perform for everyone by myself."
"Guo Qiling!!"
Guo Qiling was talking on the stage when suddenly there was a shout, and the next second Qi Yuncheng appeared from the side curtain wearing a handsome and crisp suit.
This appears.
After changing from his usual style of wearing a coat, the little girls in the audience went completely crazy.
There were screams one after another.
It's not just them.
The actors who competed with Guo Qiling today were also slightly shocked in the lounge.
Especially Jia Ling was the first to point at the screen.
"He's wearing a suit. He's so handsome. I've never seen him wearing it before in the first season! He's so handsome that when he gets high, he has no choice but to dig into the ground."
The relationship between Jia Ling and Sheng Teng is very good, even if he is not around, she can't help but say something bad.
But she is not the only one paying attention, there is also an older woman in the Chang Yuan lounge at this moment, Cai Ming!
She also came to assist Chang Yuan.
This shows that this issue is purely a fight between gods.
Cai Ming saw that Qi Yuncheng also knew each other. The two had become familiar with each other at the Spring Festival Gala a long time ago, but they had not seen each other much over the years.
Because Yuncheng's busy field is completely different from hers, we met again during rehearsal today.
Now that I see this kid wearing a suit, I nod my head and say it looks good.
When Qi Yuncheng came to the stage amidst screams, he felt nostalgic for being on such a familiar comedy variety show again.
At the same time, the cross talk we are talking about today is called Dubai Filial Son.
The story adapted from Fu Shouquan was performed by Dalin a long time ago, and now it has been adapted on the stage.
"What's going on?" Qi Yuncheng came to Guo Qiling's side with his hands behind his back.
Guo Qiling was still confused, "Didn't you say you couldn't come today?"
"I rushed here. I rushed here as soon as I got off the plane. I didn't even have time to change my clothes. The point is not important. The important thing is that I have something to do with you!"
"Do you have anything else to do with me?"
"Of course."
"No!" Guo Qiling looked at her brother from behind the table and stopped her, "Let me ask you first. It's such an important performance today, and I even asked you to come over to assist. What on earth were you doing?"
With a slight smile, Qi Yuncheng looked at the audience and the camera below, "I have gone abroad, to Dubai!"
"Dubai? Huo! There are a lot of rich people there. Why did you go to Dubai?"
"It's not tourism." Qi Yuncheng stopped Guo Qiling's thoughts and began to explain, "I have a relative in Dubai, and the author is an uncle of my distant cousin."
"Your uncle!!!"
As soon as Guo Qiling said this, some laughter appeared on the scene, and Qi Yuncheng looked over speechlessly, "Your uncle! Don't curse!"
"No, I didn't mean that, your uncle?"
"Yes! The author is a distant uncle of mine. He is an old overseas Chinese. He is over ninety years old. He is a rich man in Dubai!"
“Can you be considered a millionaire in Dubai?”
Qi Yuncheng became more and more enthusiastic as he looked at everyone present and said loudly, "Maybe you don't believe it, but maybe you all know that my uncle has a small guest house in Dubai."
"Guest house?" Guo Qiling held the table and twisted her expression in confusion.
"Here, show him our guest house on the big screen."
For this cross talk, the two people created a lot of things and pictures, and along with the instructions, the program team showed the pictures on the big screen.
It's very attractive when it comes out.
Caused an uproar.
The blue sky is the island in the background, and the building is the impressive Burj Al Arab Hotel.
Seeing their shock, Qi Yuncheng smiled and said, "Have you ever lived here before? If you have, tell me. I will let you live here as long as you pay me!"
"nonsense!"
Guo Qiling withdrew her gaze and looked at Qi Yuncheng, "Isn't this the Burj Al Arab Hotel?"
"Twenty-four hours of hot water!" Qi Yuncheng looked incredulous, "There is also a washbasin and slippers!"
"That's awesome enough."
"This is a small business."
"What else?"
"My uncle does too much business in Dubai. The Indian Sheep Company has six fleets, and 70% of the entire Dubai bank is our family's business."
"Is your family the Pirate King?" Guo Qiling complained.
"There are more than 20 real estate companies, and we have seven or eight small oil fields in Bosi Bay. How about my uncle and my relatives?"
Audience: "Uu~~"
The people below started to boo, Qi Yuncheng put his hands behind his back and watched them interact, "You don't believe what's going on? Can't I have a relative like this?"
After Brother said this, Guo Qiling smiled and said, "I heard you say you have noses and eyes. Do you really have such rich relatives?"
"Of course, don't think you are the only rich second generation."
"Yes, yes! The way you are dressed is really different from before. But please tell me clearly what you are doing there."
His expression changed slightly, and Qi Yuncheng felt a little regretful, "Don't think my uncle is so rich. Something happened at home. The old man is over ninety years old this year, and he is gone! But this is called old happiness and mourning, dying without a disease. Not only do we pay attention to this
, they also pay attention to this over there.”
"oh."
Guo Qiling nodded with interest, and immediately said again, "You said that the old man was in his nineties and died while taking advantage of so much money? How happy would his son be?"
Qi Yuncheng immediately reached out and pointed at Guo Qiling, "Don't worry, you will have that day too!"
"oh!!"
The current atmosphere is not weak, and many people are booing again. At the same time, the camera turns to Guo Degang at the side of the stage. He has been hurting people for more than a day or two.
In the sound, Guo Qiling patted her brother, took the initiative to move closer, and pulled his arm, "Stay closer to me, don't stand so far away."
"You see this attitude changed immediately."
"No, what? What happens after you get rich?"
"Hey! Not as good as your family!"
"How could it be? He is so rich!"
"You have two sons, I don't have a son at all."
"Hey, your family is ruined?" Guo Qiling shouted and asked curiously, "What will happen if the old man is so rich and dies? Who will give the money to?"
"Who should I give it to? No one. There are four aunts. The four aunts have said that they will hold a funeral for the old man and have a big funeral! How big will our funeral be? On the entire day of the funeral, the city of Dubai was covered with white cloth!"
"The whole city wears sackcloth and mourns?"
"Isn't that right? Do you know what it is?"
As Qi Yuncheng spoke, he turned around on the wide stage and glanced at the master sitting there, "What my uncle liked to listen to most during his lifetime was your father's cross talk, but due to the old man's poor health and age, he had no time to go back to China to see Guo Guo.
Teacher's performance.
This time there is no one, and the four aunts said that the old man liked Teacher Guo before he was alive. What if we invite Teacher Guo to the funeral and lie with the old man in the coffin for a while? "
"Tell the truth."
Qi Yuncheng looked panicked and quickly changed his words, "That's not what I meant. I just wanted to participate in this ceremony after I come here. If the old man has the power to see Teacher Guo again in heaven, it would also be good if he can say a cross talk after it is over."
After understanding the matter, Guo Qiling had nothing to worry about, "I said, I thought I was going to arrive that day."
"Anyway, for this matter, I will contact Teacher Guo later to see if he can go."
"Wait a moment, wait a moment, don't worry, let me think about it first."
Looking back, Guo Qiling clasped her fingers and began to analyze secretly, "One sailing hotel, several fleets, real estate companies, my goodness, this old man is so rich.
If I were to ask my dad to perform cross talk on that show, I would pay him no less.
But you can’t let my dad go for good things. He earns money for our family, but he doesn’t give it to me. He spends all the money he has on buying toys and cars for our second son, but I don’t have any. I have to go.”
After thinking about the matter, Guo Qiling had a clear idea and grabbed Qi Yuncheng's arm again, "Brother!!"
At this moment, Qi Yuncheng was still looking at the Burj Al Arab Hotel behind him, and subconsciously said, "Twenty-four hours of hot water is amazing."
"Stop talking, stop talking!"
"Let me ask you, do you know your dad's schedule this year? Does he have any overseas tour arrangements?"
"You don't need to know, Teacher Guo won't go!" Guo Qiling raised her hand to stop, then moved closer and whispered, "I have to go to this matter."
"No! What people like is Mr. Guo, not you!"
"That's because people haven't heard of me. I'm better than my father. He's out of date and no one cares about him anymore."
"Oh? Really?" Qi Yuncheng glanced at the master again, but the master's face was smiling, otherwise what expression could he give?
However, Guo Qiling still had something to say, "What a great talent. He is a happy comedian who is participating in the competition? He is not participating, right? Who can't just sit next to him? I am performing and I can do this."
"Yes, my aunt told me that she likes Guo Qiling very much!"
"Besides, you are confused."
Qi Yuncheng was stunned and looked at Dalin, "Why am I confused?"
"He has to take my master, Teacher Yu Qian, with him when he goes. What's the matter with you? If I go, I will definitely take my brother with me!"
"right!"
As soon as he took a step forward, Qi Yuncheng grabbed Guo Qiling with his backhand and stood together to show his face, "It seems more reasonable if we lie down together."
"Wait a minute, why is your uncle holding back his old age and being buried? We agreed that I will go to the performance, but not to die."
"Okay! It's the best of both worlds! After a while, tell the directing team that Guo Qiling has withdrawn from the competition. I don't know what those people think. What's the point of making trouble with them? I'll blame you if I get first place, and I'll blame you if I get fourth! What are you doing?
ah?"
This sentence was not in the arranged lines, but was a sentence added by Qi Yuncheng on the spur of the moment. It was just like that. My younger brother was participating in the Happy Comedians while filming, but many people scolded him after the broadcast.
Because my dad is the host, he will talk about dirty things when he is ranked first, and he will say that he is not capable enough when he is ranked fourth. Anyway, he has to talk about everything.
When Brother made a complaint, Guo Qiling smiled silently at the table and quickly said, "None of this is important."
"I will quit the game soon! Our family has already come to pick you up! Take a car to the airport and fly all the way to Dubai. You will become famous as soon as you get off the plane. There is an international platform there, and all kinds of big names will come."
Having said this, Qi Yuncheng tilted his head and looked at his master, "Who the hell is he? Wait until you become famous and become an international superstar! When you get home, you can call him Gangzi!"
Hahahahaha!
Gangzi was a title given to Qi Yuncheng's master in his early days. Today he reappeared and the whole audience was overjoyed. Only Guo Qiling hugged her brother in fear.
"If you don't want your life, I want my life! Just call me daddy!"
"Then let's leave quickly."
"No! What about this?"
Guo Qiling quickly made a money gesture. Qi Yuncheng lowered his head and suddenly realized, "Oh, yes! I forgot about your family's character."
"You know this is an industry characteristic?"
"Can I still treat you badly in terms of money? I won't tell you the next few zeros, for fear of scaring you."
"There's no decimal point."
"No!"
"Okay, I'll go and I'll make money."
"Um..." Leng Buding hesitated for a moment, Qi Yuncheng looked at Dalin's outfit, "Just wait a moment, go ahead, we have a small problem that we need to communicate clearly.
Because we are a white thing after all, the whole of Dubai is surrounded by white cloth, do you think you can put some order on it? Tie a white belt?"
At this point in the performance, today’s main topic has already begun.
"Fu Shou" is all traditional jokes, but after the adaptation, and adding that Guo Qiling is Guo Degang's son, the effect on the scene will definitely be better, as you can already tell from the few baggage just now.
After that, it was just Qi Yuncheng who tricked him into wearing sackcloth and wearing filial piety.
This time, the props were more complete than before. In a short time, Guo Qiling was wearing a hat, a belt, and a mourning uniform. As soon as he appeared, sitting next to the wedding was the still alive and good Guo Degang.
The green room and the audience were all very happy.
Guo Qiling felt like she was completely risking herself.
However, Qi Yuncheng still had various words to say. He took three or four steps and stood a little in front of the stage, "Well, we have to practice it live!"
"How to practice?" Guo Qiling, who was neatly dressed, wondered.
"The scene is no longer a stage for happy comedians. This is my uncle's mourning hall in Dubai. All of you sitting here are my uncle's friends during his lifetime. Now, we are going to snatch out my uncle's portrait.
Come, please invite my dear uncle! Mr. Ben Ibrahim, James Nicholas, Wang Fugui!"
The big screen changed at the back, and a black and white portrait of Guo Degang with a piece of cloth on his head appeared.
I saw bursts of excitement and laughter below.
Guo Qiling saw that the stage was full of people who couldn't stand, and said angrily, "This is your uncle, isn't it?"
Qi Yuncheng was helpless, "Why do you say I don't look like him?"
"I understand, I am indeed crying now."
"This is to train you. It's the same as if your own father died."
"Don't worry, those of us who talk about cross talk are all shameless. They are not just human beings. It will be the same as if my own father died."
The theater has reached a fever pitch, and the audience is happy, especially Guo Degang on the side of the stage. He even thinks that Qiling's adaptation of this work is good.
So I didn't care about anything at all. I was smiling the whole time. At most, the camera focused on me and gave me a few expressions to match it.
At the same time, Qi Yuncheng asked again, "Can the flag be played?"
"That's great."
"Okay, let's take it."
The two people walked towards the side curtain, and Guo Qiling took advantage of the situation and picked up the things and showed her face, looking very good-looking.
Not to mention the fact that the whole body was covered with linen and mourning, the flag hanging on the shoulders was very large, making it look like a funeral scene.
All I have to do is scatter paper money and play mournful music.
Carrying the flag, Guo Qiling returned to the stage in confusion, "Doesn't this look good?"
"It's beautiful, very festive! Don't delay, let's practice for a while now. After the practice is completed, we will fly directly to Dubai. Wait, I will support you from over there to here. This is the mourning hall.
When I say "filial son, please don't mourn", you will cry. When I reach the stage, when I say "filial son, please bow, I will kneel down and call you daddy." When I say "filial son, please get up and we are done."
Please be witnesses."
After discussing the matter, the two of them walked a little behind the stage. As they walked, no one below them was looking forward to it, because Teacher Guo was right next to them.
"The filial son is so sad!"
The sound comes out.
Guo Qiling was dressed in mourning and carrying a flag and started to cry, but just after making an expression for a second, she quickly asked her brother, "Give me all the money, right?"
Qi Yuncheng nodded repeatedly, "It's all yours."
"Okay, okay!"
"The filial son is so sad!"
"Oil fields too?"
"It's all yours, you can take a bath in it." Qi Yuncheng looked a little anxious, and then shouted, "A filial son should not mourn!"
This time it was real. Guo Qiling cried on the stage and walked away carrying the flag, but the people below were extremely happy.
However, they were happy, but Qi Yuncheng next to them felt emotional. They all thought it was a fun thing, it was no big deal, and they were not taboo about this kind of cheating. They only said a few words, and it was no big deal for you or me.
But the reality is that it doesn’t reflect the helplessness experienced by previous cross talk seniors in creating this section.
He cried while walking. At first, the sound of Dalin's crying was fine, but when he looked back at the black and white photo of his father on the big screen, the sound suddenly became louder.
It's like losing my biological father.
"A filial son salutes!"
With a plop, Guo Qiling knelt on the ground, crying and shouting, "Dad! My dad~~"
Hahahahaha!
"Awesome! This sacrifice is too big, crying in front of my father that my father will die!"
"It's true that the elder brother led the younger brother to act and provoked the younger brother to act like this."
"I always feel that the losses that Uncle Yu suffered from Teacher Guo are all recovered now."
"Exchange hostages. If the hostages stay for so many years, they will definitely change their minds."
When everyone was happy, Qi Yuncheng bent down and looked at Dalin on the ground, nodded, "Okay, it's done!"
Quickly, Guo Qiling got excited and jumped up, "How is it?"
“Really good!”
"Let's go!"
"Why go?"
“Go to Dubai!”
"Can't go!"
"how?"
"Actually, my uncle is not dead yet!"
"Fuck you."
…
Finished! The audience burst into thunderous applause. Such a work really stirred up their emotions.
However, the next scene is what they are looking forward to even more.
Because after playing the dutiful son of Dubai, Guo Qiling is going to meet his father.