Chapter 590 Your aunt likes mature men! [Please subscribe]
Author: Yexingmao
Chapter 590 Your aunt likes mature men! [Please subscribe]
"Maggots! Luan Yunping is famous for raising maggots."
"Just wait a moment."
Luan Yunping couldn't help but stop and correct her, "I raise crickets."
"Cricket?" Qi Yuncheng said correctly once, pointing to the backstage, "I heard from Uncle Yu that Xiao Luan loves to raise maggots! I didn't hear the cricket behind."
"Don't waste your words."
"Put a cricket in a cricket jar, hold it in your arms, and hold the cricket in your arms while you carry it. It will look great while walking on the road."
"Yeah?"
"It looks like this."
Suddenly on the stage, Qi Yuncheng was covering both sides of his chest and walking forward with his body bent. At first glance, he looked like a hunched-over old lady. Luan Yunping complained when she saw it.
"There is no such thing as you!"
"Didn't you mean holding it in your arms?"
"Carrying about is caring about." Luan Yunping gestured at her clothes, "There is a military coat outside, and once you wrap it up, you can't see it!"
"Oh! Once wrapped, you can't see it?"
"right!"
"Anyway, you like small animals, and you like dogs the most." Qi Yuncheng suddenly looked at his partner, "To be honest, we have a few dogs at home."
"I raised three."
"Three dogs? What about you?"
"Shijo!"
Hahaha!
Luan Yunping's mouth was bald, and a lot of laughter burst out from underneath. The one who was complimenting her suddenly felt bored, and she teased her.
"Why add me?"
"You heard me wrong. I meant your home. Doesn't your home have a small courtyard? I'm just asking how many dogs you have at home."
Luan Yunping raised her hand and gave a number, "Just three, not more."
Qi Yuncheng nodded and habitually picked up a fan to indicate his partner, "I love small animals and am very smart in everything I do! Don't look at me now, I was even more powerful when I was a child. When I was four years old, my mother led me to Wangfujing."
.”
"Go for a walk."
"While walking, I feel like I need to go to the toilet. What should I do if I want to urinate? There is no toilet on the side of the road, so I immediately start shouting."
As soon as he lowered his figure, Qi Yuncheng began to imitate the character on the stage, "Mom! I want to pee, but I can't, I can't hold it in anymore."
He was only four years old, a little boy. His mother told him to pee under the tree.
No, there are so many people peeing under the tree, and they are all watching. Find a toilet for me.
Hey, there's no toilet here, I'll urinate under the tree to block you.
After blocking him, he finished urinating, and he said something that made his mother laugh."
"What?"
"Mom, I've finished peeing. You can pee while I block it for you."
"Never heard of it!"
Luan Yunping tugged at Qi Yuncheng's blocking hand and quickly clarified, "My mother didn't pee."
"Yes! I solved a big one."
"Fuck you, that's not possible, don't talk nonsense."
"You are still four years old. How can you do it at the age of eight? What you did at the age of eight, everyone..." Qi Yuncheng looked at the audience below with shocked expressions. He even patted the table and said solemnly, "I'm not talking about anyone.
Even a thirty-year-old person might not be able to do it, he is extremely clever."
"Yeah?" Luan Yunping was very happy and urged, "Then tell me, what is it?"
"Every morning at 7:30, I get the newspaper for his father, and at 5:30 in the evening, I get the evening newspaper for his father. I get the newspaper twice a day. Do you think this is a big deal?"
"Okay, okay!"
She thought it was something to show her face, but it turned out like this. Luan Yunping wanted to stop it, but she couldn't.
"Let alone those who are thirty and can't do it, even those who are forty can't do it."
"You can't do this yet?" Luan Yunping's voice became louder, "I'm eight years old, in the third grade of elementary school. How can I get a newspaper? I'm still thirty years old. I can't do it at forty."
“The key point is that your family has never subscribed to newspapers!!”
"Yeah! I've been a cross talk student since I was a kid, and I'm pretty bad at it."
Talk and enjoy.
Qi Yuncheng stood behind the microphone very excited and asked, "Does this count as ability?"
"What kind of ability is that? This is a problem with your ideological and moral character."
"No problem. You have good moral character. Why else would you be so popular? Whenever you see him backstage, you have to smile.
Even my uncle would be happy when he saw her."
"Is the uncle happy?" Luan Yunping didn't understand and thought of an answer by herself, "Because I'm in charge of wages?"
"Where!"
"It's good to drink! He's very good at drinking! He has a small group with Uncle Yu, Shaobing and others. If anyone wants to drink, just shout out from the group and the other two people will come out."
This thing is true, Luan Yunping nodded, "I like to drink some."
"Drinking is drinking. One day I drank too much and a coke incident happened."
"What's going on? Tell me."
"After drinking too much, I went home and lay on the bed to sleep. When I slept until midnight..." Qi Yuncheng supported the table and said, "I got up and was holding on to things like this."
"What is this for?"
"I drank too much, so I got up at night to relieve myself. When I came back after relieving myself, I was so frightened that my hair stood on end and my face turned pale."
"Yeah?"
"I woke up my wife." Qi Yuncheng turned to the side and stretched out his hands to push, "Wife, wife, get up quickly, our house is haunted."
Luan Yunping was stunned and looked a little scared, "What's going on?"
"When I went to the toilet just now, I opened the door and the light turned on. After I finished removing my hands, I closed the door and the light turned off by itself."
"Oh? What's going on?"
"My wife, get up and give him a mouthful."
"Why are you still hitting me??"
"Did you pee in the refrigerator again?"
"Ah? Refrigerator?"
Luan Yunping was surprised, and laughed again and again. She immediately understood why the light came on as soon as she opened the door and turned off as soon as she closed the door.
Qi Yuncheng also smiled during the laughter, but today he rushed back to say that there was no specific framework for the cross talk, it was just a few paragraphs of fun.
Then continue to speak.
"This is Luan Yunping's private life. I'll wait for a similar life reality show in the future to find Team Luan, and the ratings will be huge."
"Stop, they have a refrigerator there, I'm afraid I'm going in the wrong direction."
"It can be seen from this that Captain Luan is an optimistic person, and he is not angry at all."
"Yeah, I've stopped being angry a long time ago."
"It's not like some people who are naturally pessimistic and get sad over the smallest things."
"What little thing?"
"For example, my apprentice has hurt me again, my hair is short again, I'm dark again, I'm fat again, I have diabetes, etc. When a pessimistic person thinks about these things, they will feel annoyed and think it's not possible, so they want it.
I personally ordered this, so I might as well die.
But really, how big a deal is it? It’s not worth it to die. After all, how happy his son would be if he is gone.”
Seeing Qi Yuncheng mention this, some people below were already happy.
You don't have to think twice to know who you are talking about.
Luan Yunping must have guessed it, so she slowly said, "Um... I would like to ask, is this person you are talking about Master?"
"no!"
"No? No, who is that?"
"Gangzi!!"
"Nonsense, isn't that still Master?"
Ha ha ha ha!
Beizhan Theater was upset because Qi Yuncheng was hurting him again, and when he came up with this thing again, Qi Yuncheng felt that he might not be able to do cross talk again in October, November, or December.
Just come more often, it will be fun anyway.
How could Guo Degang not know the burden of his apprentice? The apprentice finally came back to talk about cross talk. He must have looked at the side curtain more just now and got used to it after hearing it. On the contrary, he has not talked about him much in recent years. He is still not right. Now he feels
Back.
Just like when I first praised him, I really didn't let myself and his uncle go.
However, time flies by in a blink of an eye.
It's not too fast either.
Come down and take a look backstage.
There are a lot more wrinkles on the senior brother's face, and the other children have improved a lot, especially Qilin, who is far from the Adou who was scolded and couldn't help him when he first entered the cross talk circle.
"How is it? Yuncheng talked about you again?" Yu Qian asked when he saw his partner coming down.
"Can you not say it? I just came back and just made some jokes, but as usual, the audience still likes it."
After sitting down, Guo Degang rested for a while, and then slowly spoke again.
"I don't know why, but I always feel like it's not as good as before."
"I understand, all parents are like this."
Yu Qian nodded. What he just said is not as good as before. It's not that the children's business is not good, but that he no longer has the same feeling of raising children as before.
When he was a master, he worried a lot in order to praise him, and even asked him to accept less of all kinds of things, so that he could settle down in this huge amount of heat.
What I'm afraid of is that his mentality is unstable and he will participate in those messy things, which will make people's impression of him fixed as an entertainment-style cross talk actor.
Take Yue Yunpeng for example, but Yue Yunpeng's basic talent is just like that. He can only do this and cannot take other routes.
Becoming a star was his path.
Qi Yuncheng is different. Taking part in too many things will ruin his impression and popularity among the audience.
Just like some actors who have participated in too many variety shows, they will have a weird feeling when they start acting again.
So the music art route was originally planned for Yuncheng. When he could stabilize himself, he would participate in something and play something else.
It still has no effect on him.
Just like now, who doesn't know that he is very capable, and he is even more outstanding in drum music.
But the more stable the child is, the emptier the parent’s heart becomes.
Of course, he had other disciples to worry about, but Yuncheng was a little different to him. After all, he had been with him for almost eighteen years, his disciple and son.
Moreover, it also carries Mr. Zhang’s wish.
The weight in my heart naturally dropped a lot.
So when I finally stopped worrying about my children, how could my master, who had grown old, not miss his past? He had even become a little lonely and couldn't find anything to do.
Not to mention that he has only seen a few children in recent months, including Qilin, who often loses sight of his face.
Thinking of Qilin, Guo Degang, who had been quiet for a while backstage, quickly called him over. After all, his happy comedian was coming to the end and he had to help talk about it.
Talked for a while.
Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping's cross talk ended, Gao Feng went up and fell two!
The second part is over, let’s get to the bottom of today’s cross talk between Guo Degang and Yu Qian.
Once you reach the bottom, the time will vaguely speed up.
Even if the two elders told a traditional joke for forty minutes plus an encore of ten minutes, it would pass by in the blink of an eye.
I'm glad that once I get absorbed in it and then come back to it again, time is gone.
Then all the actors appeared on stage.
They showed up and the audience was very happy.
Qi Yuncheng, Yue Yunpeng, Guo Qiling and others who are relatively popular among the younger generation are all there.
And the first person to call came up, no one else, it was still Qi Yuncheng.
"Come on, come up and let the audience have a look! I finally got back from filming and I just arrived in Yanjing this afternoon."
When the child came between them, Guo Degang spoke again, "Tell me how old you are this year."
"Twenty-nine, almost thirty."
"Hey, that's two years older than me."
"Master, you really look old."
"That's right, your aunt likes mature men."
"go!!"
Leng Bu Ding Yu Qian followed suit and fired quickly.
And young and old men have long been accustomed to it.
"It's not easy. I'm looking at someone in their thirties! Do you still remember when you started learning cross talk? How many years has it been?" Guo Degang returned to the topic.
"If we count the day I met you, Master, it has been eighteen years."
As soon as the number of eighteen years comes out.
It's okay on stage. Now that he is the master brother, how could he not understand.
But some audience members in the audience caused some uproar.
Eighteen years of academic career is not a small number.
Even now some people in Beizhan are only eighteen or nineteen years old. Qi Yuncheng has been studying art for this long.
"So look, everything you say and do on stage is not the result of so-called talent."
Guo Degang lamented for his child, "It's all accumulated bit by bit. Now Qi Yuncheng is pretty good. He can do a little bit of everything. He deserves to learn so much for so many years."
I once had a conversation with him and found that he had almost no flaws in his body. If he had any flaws, I would have made them up for him.
Very good! Keep working hard in the future, especially next year he will be busy with drum music, so please give me more help.
Come on, let’s see if you’ve forgotten what you learned. I’ve been filming for such a long time and have been busy since May or June. I don’t know why I’m so busy.”
Calling the child, Guo Degang praised the child. He was in such a state that he could already praise him, but the last sentence was more of a complaint.
Qi Yuncheng could feel it and smiled silently, "Open your voice and sing a piece of Taiping lyrics. I remember one section that Grandpa Zhang Wenshun taught me at home."
"Okay! Let's listen and see." Yu Qian agreed to the side, and judging from the atmosphere between master and apprentice, he found that his old partner loved him.
Qi Yuncheng nodded and sang "The Snipe and the Clam" that he sang back then for the first time in a long time behind the microphone!
"It was cloudy yesterday and the Weishui River was cold~
The river clams came out of the water and basked on the beach~
Osprey fell from mid-air~
Tighten the wings, retract the feathers and cut them downward~
The eagle, skewer and clam flesh are in unbearable pain~
…”
A familiar tone appeared, and everyone listened quietly.
Including the teacher, every word and intonation of the child can be heard clearly.
The more I listen, the more smiles appear on my face, and the taste is much better than before.
It seems that it is different now that I am thirty years old.
There is no one who can surpass him among his peers. Even in terms of folk art, his realm is different.
But when Master listened, why didn't the more than 2,000 people in the audience appreciate it seriously?
The actor they fell in love with from the beginning was amazed all the way.
This kind of thing is very rare in the entertainment industry, let alone in the cross talk circle.
“Singing very well!”
Leng Buding, an old man in the audience, spoke up. As soon as he spoke, Yang Mi turned her head, "Really, dad? I can't hear you!"
"I guess Teacher Guo will be old in the future. He will be a complete pillar. By the way, he can still go backstage later, right?"