Crosstalk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is set up under the stage Chapter 664 What Happens If Drum Music Comes to the Spring Festival Gala?
Chapter 664 What Happens If Drum Music Comes to the Spring Festival Gala?
"Second brother, do you think Master will have anything else for us to do in the future?"
After Qin Xiaoxian called the sesame cake master in, he wandered in the yard outside, feeling really worried because he had just been tested on his oral exam.
It can be seen that he is not very satisfied. If he takes the exam again, he will definitely be a scumbag here.
As for the second brother Liu Xiaoting and the other Xiao Zike apprentices, they are also on this show, but they are not participating in the show, they just show up as waiters or as helpers.
As for Qin Xiaoxian and he had a good relationship, Liu Xiaoting glanced at him, made a smile, and immediately turned around and left, placing the tea in his hand near his uncle Luan Yunping's table.
Seeing that he didn't answer, Qin Xiaoxian went to ask Zhou Jiuliang again, "Brother Jiuliang, master won't let us carry our backs later, right? Master asked me to say it just now."
"It's okay! It's my first time here and I won't be so anxious about the exam!"
"Da Nan, why don't you tell me not to take the exam for a while?"
Qin Xiaoxian kept asking questions about the two senior brothers from the Jiu Zi Department, because he had a good relationship with them, but who knew about this matter.
Everyone just arrived, it’s about one o’clock in the afternoon.
But it wasn't just Qin Xiaoxian who was worried, Meng Hetang was also worried. He and Captain Luan were sitting at the table in the small courtyard, "Brother Luan, actually I'm also curious about what I'm going to do later, to participate in the show. Master was stunned.
Tells us nothing.
So, why did Master choose to film here? If it was a theater, then I would be more pragmatic, at worst it would be cross talk."
Luan Yunping was playing with a fan. How could he go? Even his beloved disciple didn't know Xin'er.
So a few people waited on the spot.
After waiting for a while, the sesame cakes came out from the master. As soon as they came out, Dalie was about to take Luan Yunping's tea to drink, and Luan Yuping slapped it down with a fan.
Immediately, I put down the Shaobing and was speechless.
"What do you mean? This tea is good. Let me take a sip. I'm thirsty."
"You're just going to drink from the bowl, are you?"
"Why are you so stingy? What's wrong with taking a sip of your tea?"
"Get it yourself! I brought the tea myself!"
"Stingy!"
The two of them, son and disciple, and beloved disciple, would always say something to each other wherever they go, but between senior brothers and sisters, they are used to this.
In the end, Shaobing had no choice but to raise his head and look around for someone, "Where's Brother Yue? Why don't you see anyone? He came with us!"
"How popular he is now, he must be at the table with Master!"
"Head table?" Shaobing said happily, "Did you see that? Brother Yue is the beloved disciple."
"Go play! I'm not as blind as you."
There was a lot of chatting, and as they were talking, Qi Yuncheng was resting on a chair near a table in the courtyard. It was rare for him to participate in a program, so he should rest if he could.
But Shaobing behaved like a normal person every day. He glanced at Brother Luan, then turned to sit down and said, "Brother Cheng! What are you going to do next? Master likes you so much, so I'll tell you."
"No, use your own brain. It's impossible for anyone participating in the show to say it. It's just Xiaoyue who told us. He doesn't want to play with us. He acts like a host or a talker."
"Hey! Don't worry!"
Shaobing is a hot-tempered person. Now that there is no movement, he will definitely not be able to sit still.
At the same time, on the other side, Yue Yunpeng followed Master to another room. Teacher Gao and Teacher Yu were both there, and he followed Master, like a little follower.
It's exactly the same as before. When I first praised him, he was still regarded as Master's little follower, and he almost went everywhere.
But he also had his own emotions. Even his senior brothers were participating in the play, and he wanted to play too, so he stood beside him and spoke.
"Master, I want to come and participate. Senior Brother Yuncheng is here, and I also want to join. I haven't been to a reality show with him yet."
Turning to look at Xiaoyue, Guo Degang said, "You don't have to compete with me, you can do it! In recent years, you have gone to all kinds of messy programs.
Yun Chengcai participated in a few!"
"Don't make a mess, I want to play with my brothers."
Determined to participate, Guo Degang turned back to look at the table and pulled out a few cards. The cards were all specially made with portraits of several apprentices, "Come on, who cares about these people?"
Seeing a few people, Yue Yunpeng had no choice but to say nothing.
"But to be honest, Yue Yunpeng is still the disciple I love more than my beloved disciple!"
"Beloved disciple!" Gao Feng looked at him and said something.
Guo Degang nodded, "My fool!"
"Pet disciple!"
"Oh, beloved disciple!"
Guo Degang was joking with the child on purpose, but Yue Yunpeng was happy and looked at the master, "I remember what you said just now. I love him more than my beloved disciple. I have to chat with him later!"
Yue Yunpeng pointed at Luan Yunping's card.
"Then be careful, he will squeeze you to death."
"No! My senior brother Yuncheng is also participating in the show. He can protect me."
"That's all you can do."
Guo Degang looked back, "No matter what, Yue Yunpeng still has a share of his contribution, and he also has a share of your work. Look back!"
"Um?"
Yue Yunpeng was confused. He turned around after listening to his master's words. When he turned around, he was surprised to find a large fan. He liked it very much when he saw it. "Such a big one? It would be great to use it as a martial arts pendant."
"Take it out, open it and have a look."
Lifting the end of the fan with both hands, he came over and opened half of the fan, and suddenly the words "kiss me" appeared.
Yue Yunpeng poked his head and said, "Eh? I think I saw the fan made by Mr. Kiss? Do you want to kiss me? I can try it!"
Yu Qian was so happy that he waved his hand and said, "Let's go and play!"
"You can still keep your mouth shut. Your uncle's face is covered with wrinkles and there are several layers of skin."
"Don't describe it in such detail, it makes me feel sick."
Ha ha ha ha!
The masters were very happy, and Guo Degang was even more so, because he fulfilled his wish last year by playing with his apprentices and a large group of people. Before, he came back for the sake of his children, but he was urged every day.
After the fan was completely opened in Yue Yunpeng's hand, the words "Like I am here in person" were revealed.
"This is my precious sword. Next, I need you to exercise my rights and rules of the game for me!"
"Okay, I understand."
A few people were talking about things in the room. After talking, Yue Yunpeng knew a rough idea and started asking people to invite the brothers to go to Deyun's family banquet.
Around noon, it’s time to have a good meal.
But this meal makes me feel uneasy at all.
Speaking of eating, let these disciples face the criticism the audience made about them on the barrage.
For example, if the basic skills are not good enough, the person becomes bloated, participates in too many programs, the professional level drops, and he dances all day long, etc.
Whoever has this situation will eat a bowl of dark food.
For this reason, there are almost no disciples present who have not been mentioned.
"Come! Let's see what delicious braised food you all got!"
The apprentices were almost divided, and the master was a little curious in the leadership position.
Not letting the master see it, several apprentices felt uncomfortable while reporting their own beatings.
Wang Jiulong: "Master, these are banana stewed tomatoes and chocolate steamed eggplant!!"
Zhang Jiuling: “I also have a chocolate steamed eggplant!”
Meng Hetang: "Jiu Liang and I both stew orange and melon with moon cakes!"
Qin Xiaoxian: "Then I have the most. I have everything they have, four pieces of meat!"
Luan Yunping: "My Houttuynia cordata! It's okay!"
Zhang Helun: "I'm sick of it, scrambled eggs with yogurt."
…
A group of apprentices looked at the food in the bowl and how could they have an appetite? They mixed it up in a mess.
Except Shaobing and Qi Yuncheng.
There was no mention of the sesame cakes, because he couldn't claim them even if he wanted to.
However, when he saw that Qi Yuncheng, who was sitting next to Yu Qian, was not making marinade, Guo Degang was unhappy, "Yuncheng, there's nothing in the bowl yet, is there?"
"No!" Qi Yuncheng replied, "I just eat noodles and it's good!"
"How can I wrong my child? Xiaoyue served another one."
"good!"
Xiaoyue happily brought a basin, put it on the table, opened the lid, and was happy as soon as he opened it.
The picture above is indeed my senior brother talking about cross talk, and then read the picture and put it on the barrage.
"It will make Master laugh. Is there anything else??"
After reading it out, several senior brothers and the master smiled happily, and Yue Yunpeng also showed the thing to his senior brother.
"I'm not running away anymore, it's you, senior brother."
But looking at this, Qi Yuncheng couldn't hold it back, "It's not like this! Isn't this obviously a deliberate setting? The average audience would never post this, then the barrage must be from the master, it's so stupid!
"
Hahaha!
As soon as I said it, everyone on the table couldn't stop laughing.
He is the only one who can say this, and if he is filming a variety show, it can be regarded as a performance on the stage, so saying this will not mean anything.
But can being a master make things better?
Without saying anything, he deliberately looked angry and said, "Xiaoyue, hurry up! Get them all for your senior brother! Let him eat before we talk!"
"Master! I bought you a python robe!" Qi Yuncheng suddenly became frightened and begged deliberately.
It was precisely because of this that Guo Degang made a sudden expression and immediately asked Yue Yunpeng to withdraw. Yue Yunpeng held the spoon and asked curiously, "You won't give it to Senior Brother?"
"Scoop out a spoonful, and the rest is still his."
"Okay! Just exchange the python robe for a spoonful?"
"Otherwise? Delicious! The master loves you! Xiaoyue will scoop it up for your senior brother!"
"Okay."
Yue Yunpeng smiled and scooped it into Qi Yuncheng's bowl. As for what it was, chocolate stewed pumpkin!
A dish similar to chocolate steamed eggplant.
I don’t know how these things were figured out.
Qi Yuncheng looked at it and realized that his wife couldn't even keep her mouth shut, so she was really not good at it.
But Guo Degang was so happy that he immediately called everyone to make noodles and start eating, and then continued to speak.
"Everyone is here, and now we have to start the competition. We will choose our partners again. We will fight against each other, and we will be eliminated at the end of every two periods.
Whoever has finished eating will go first, and whoever has the first right to choose a partner.
But it’s up to me to judge whether you finish it or not. It depends on your performance. If you perform well, you might be able to leave after just one bite, but if you don’t, you won’t be able to leave after just one bowl.”
Master said it!
The whole table was full of apprentices who were eating the noodles one by one, but it was so unpalatable in their mouths that it was uncomfortable to eat them alone, let alone evenly mix them into the noodles.
So after a few bites, several fellow students were drinking the drinks sponsored by the sponsor.
After drinking, they continued to eat to make themselves look better, for fear that they would dislike the master and ignore them.
But when several of them were eating like crazy, the master suddenly pointed out, "For example, my beloved disciple is Xiao Luan. I'll keep an eye on him. Even if he has finished eating, he can leave."
"Um?"
Before eating, as soon as she picked up the chopsticks, Luan Yunping was stunned, "Is it so sudden, Master?"
"Master loves you the most!" Shaobing said while looking at it.
"Thank you, Master. I'm not too hungry now. I had already eaten when I came here."
"Help your uncle go up to the house!"
"good!"
Eating noodles was just a symbol. After eating a few bites, Yu Qian followed Xiao Luan and went in to pick up coats.
As soon as he entered, he worked harder to eat the rest, and watching them work hard to eat, Guo Degang could tell a number.
They were called in one by one.
So Zhang Jiuling, Shaobing, Zhang Helun and others all left one after another.
By the end, there were fewer and fewer people near the big table.
Only Qi Yuncheng and Qin Xiaoxian are left!
Qin Xiao had too much to do and couldn't finish the meal because he had a small appetite, but Qi Yuncheng wanted to finish it because he really wanted to.
It tastes terrible, but he can still eat it, so it is impossible for him to leave half a bowl without eating it. He might as well eat it slowly.
"Okay! That's enough! You really plan to finish it, I poured so much for you."
The master had long wanted to call him, but the child was in such a state that he insisted on finishing the meal, so he postponed it until now.
Taking a deep breath, Qi Yuncheng took a sip of the drink and slowly tasted it, "It can't be wasted, right? I'll insist on finishing it. What I ate before was good, even this one."
Guo Degang felt a little helpless at the moment. He knew the child's character and complained, "You child! You are really not suitable for variety shows. You are so serious about everything you do. This is your shortcoming."
Then you and Qin Xiaoxian finish eating together and then go up to the second floor, I'll leave first."
"good!"
When I got up, the master came in.
There were only two of them left on the entire table. Looking at Qin Xiaoxian's side, Qi Yuncheng found that there were more people than him, and subconsciously asked, "Do you want to help?"
"Thank you, senior brother, no need!"
"Okay! Eat slowly, don't be in a hurry!"
Originally, Qi Yuncheng was almost out of food, but after a while he finished his food and went in.
Then there was only a dying Qin Xiaoxian left outside, who really couldn't eat, and there were so many braised food.
Although the senior brother wanted to help him, it was so unpleasant that he couldn't trouble others.
I can only grit my teeth and close my eyes and eat alone outside in silence.
But when you take a bite and take a break, the flavors combined together won’t make it taste any better.
It's sour, sweet and greasy. It's not a bowl of noodles, it's clearly a bowl of poison that can kill him.
"Do you really want to finish it? I knew I would have asked my senior brother for help. I was really stupid. Why did I say no? Oh, there are so many more."
Qin Xiaoxian felt like crying, so he gritted his teeth and stood by his bowl.
After watching for a while, he still had to eat, otherwise his brothers would not play with him.
So he tried his best to stuff a few mouthfuls, and after finishing several mouthfuls, he found that there was finally a lot less, and he had the confidence to continue eating.
Fortunately, it was just a recording of a program, not a crucifixion. Director Yan next to him reminded him that it was okay, so he finally followed him upstairs without having to eat.