Crosstalk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is set up under the stage Chapter 640: A fairy tale about letting your daughter-in-law cause trouble!
Chapter 640: A fairy tale about letting your daughter-in-law cause trouble!
There was a squeak.
The door is about half way.
Qi Yuncheng entered the bedroom with the two children in his arms.
The house is an old house from ancient times, and the bedrooms naturally have a strong rustic flavor, but no matter how simple they are, they still have some modern furnishings.
Because there are sponsors.
On a short bed, there were pillows with sponsor products printed on them. There were also two toys on the pillows. The toys were very familiar.
They are Xixi’s favorite dog doll and Jingjing’s favorite toy car.
After putting the two children down, Qi Yuncheng went to the bed to get something, "You still bring your own toys? The program team probably won't let you bring them."
"Grandpa Guo asked me to take care of him."
"That's really pampering for you. Okay, just take it by yourself."
After dividing the toys one by one, the father would carry them to the bed, one on each side and he would sit in the middle.
I know them too well, and if I let them sleep at this time, they will never fall asleep.
So the chat mode started.
"Is it fun to come over? Do you really want to come over?"
Xixi was originally sitting next to her father, but she immediately crawled with difficulty, climbed onto her father's lap and sat on her, "Xixi will go wherever dad goes, don't leave Xixi to play alone."
"It's not just play. You've seen it. There are so many cameras filming your dad. This is work."
"How often does daddy take Xixi to eat delicious food?"
"Why did you suddenly switch to food? Are you thinking about it as soon as you come here?"
Qi Yuncheng didn't know whether to laugh or cry. She was indeed his daughter, but she had to complete the task as soon as possible. It is estimated that Luan Yunping and Shaobing entered the room and tried their best to make them sleep.
So he spoke.
"How about you go to bed next? As long as you fall asleep, dad can complete the task..."
"No! Xixi doesn't want to sleep, Xixi wants to go to the rocking chair!"
This energetic little guy, why don't you let her sleep? Xixi immediately jumped off her father's lap and ran to the rocking chair on the side to play.
Qi Yuncheng had no choice but to look at Jingjing. Jingjing was still young and looked at him with eyes that looked like her mother's.
I just wanted to speak.
Jingjing turned around without saying a word, took her own car, and went to her sister's place.
"Oh, what can I do? I don't want to sleep, so how can I beg for nothing to let them sleep?"
Qi Yuncheng was very embarrassed. When he was in trouble, Xixi shouted happily from the rocking chair, "Daddy, come here, daddy lies on the rocking chair, Xixi lies on daddy."
"You still don't want me to be gentle, so you want me to be your cushion, right? OK, it's impossible for you two to sleep anyway. Master is really making it more difficult for me."
After getting up, Qi Yuncheng went over to play with them. As for sleeping, come on.
However, it is difficult for him alone to coax the child to sleep, and the same is true for the other two parties.
As soon as he entered the room, Shaobing took the little boy he had brought to sit on the bed and chatted with him in as low a voice as possible.
"How do you usually get to sleep?"
The little boy was not afraid around Shaobing. He said seriously, "If I want to go to bed at noon, I can fall asleep in no time."
"Then what should we do since it's not yet noon? How about you take a nap?"
"I don't want to sleep at all now!"
Taking a deep breath, there is no other way to make sesame cakes. Putting a few children to sleep is not a problem! Otherwise, everyone would have been surprised when they heard about this mission just now.
Even Luan Yuping is like this.
Luan Yunping had two children over there. After letting the two children stay on the bed, she also stayed by her side and told them stories bit by bit. They lay on the bed and listened.
He is close to success, at least there is a possibility of falling asleep.
But all of a sudden a boy came down and didn't know what to do. He felt helpless and quickly tried to persuade him to go to bed, but he didn't listen. Children have their own world and thoughts, so they were very tired.
Let's just leave it at that and let's talk about it when we come back.
Put the girl to sleep first.
Solving one is one.
Anyway, the time given cannot be more than ten minutes, but at least half an hour.
While they were all busy, outside the door of the three houses, Yu Qian, the uncle, secretly observed their situation at the door.
All three people looked at it and were delighted by it, but none of them could be coaxed to sleep immediately.
How can a small child be so easy to deal with?
Even when they reached the third house, Qi Yuncheng brought Xixi and Jingjing to the same situation, and they had a really good time.
The brother and sister were running around and playing around the house. They were very excited to be in a new environment and some facilities they had never seen before.
It would be weird if I could fall asleep at this rhythm.
But I’m also happy to look at it, Xixi and Jingjing are very cute, especially Xixi. When she was just born, a bunch of people were so jealous that they fought over her.
Of course it still is.
Like a rare treasure.
So after watching it for a while, I left.
But just as they turned around and took a step forward, something unexpected happened. The two children ran, rested on the rocking chair for a while, and then returned to the bed where their father was sitting.
"Okay! When you're done playing, come back and go to bed. Do you know what dad's mission is?"
"Know."
"I know, I still want to play for a long time."
Seeing the two little ones crawling back into bed, Qi Yuncheng could only pick up a storybook, which the program team had prepared in advance. Without it, there would be no way to coax them to sleep.
"Lie down and let daddy tell you a story."
"Um."
Having a father around makes people feel at ease. Immediately, Xixi and Jingjing lay beside their father, and Qi Yuncheng opened the first page and prepared to read a story to them.
He said it was to read stories, but he found that it was really rare, usually it was her mother who came.
"Let me tell you the first story, the story of Little Red Riding Hood. Xixi may have heard it. Jingjing may not have heard it. How about listening to it with your brother."
"good."
Lying on the bed with big eyes staring at her, Xixi agreed, while Jingjing was also waiting beside her sister.
"Once upon a time, there was a beautiful little girl. Everyone loved her, especially her grandmother, who didn't know what to give her. Once, she gave her a red velvet hat, and she wore it
The dress was very suitable, so everyone called her Little Red Riding Hood..."
It started as a normal fairy tale. Jingjing didn't think anything of it, but suddenly Xixi became unhappy and twisted her little face.
"No! No!"
"What's wrong?"
"What Dad said is wrong, it's the story of the little wolf cub, the little wolf cub that mom told Xi Xi."
"Hey, that was your mother who caused trouble for you, that's not the correct story."
"No, Xixi likes to hear that."
"Why!"
Qi Yuncheng glanced at the hyphenated fairy tale book. He couldn't imagine a cute little girl turning into a wolf, but he could only follow the girl's lead.
"Okay! You are the oldest. As long as you can sleep, I can say anything. Once upon a time, there was a cute little wolf cub. Everyone liked it, but the one who liked it the most was its wolf grandmother, who would give it whatever it wanted.
What.
Once, the mother wolf spoke to her cub.
Come, here is a piece of cake and a bottle of wine. Send them to Grandma Wolf quickly. Grandma Wolf is sick and very weak. She will feel better after eating these.
But be careful of Little Red Riding Hood in the forest. Little Red Riding Hood is very scary. A little wolf cub like you is not enough to fill her teeth..."
“Good guy!!”
At this moment, Qi Yuncheng told his daughter and son a fairy tale with great interest. Yu Qian, who looked at the three of them at the door, was shocked. It was the first time he saw such a fairy tale.
They are indeed a family.
Forget it, go away quickly to avoid letting Little Red Riding Hood eat it.
With a smile on his face, Yu Qian left the room.
Then I waited silently for which one of them would succeed, and stopped by to see how the eliminated people were doing.
There is a resurrection quota among them. If you do well, you can also go to see the eldest lady.
I just went over to watch them work for a while, and as my godson, Meng Hetang found his godfather.
"Uncle!"
"What's wrong?"
In terms of glibness, Meng Hetang was no longer capable. He immediately went over and explained, "The lady just gave me a handkerchief. She must be interested in me. I think it's a pity that I was eliminated like this."
Is there anything else I can do to fight for it?
I'm not the one who carries water. I just came here to carry a bucket of water. I don't think it's a job for an uncle."
Seeing this child, Yu Qian grinned. How could he not know his temper?
"Okay, then just wait and follow me to see the eldest lady later!!"
"Is it really okay?"
Meng Hetang tried it, and his eyes widened. He didn't expect it to be a success.
"What's wrong with that?"
"Thank you, uncle! Thank you for your support!! I will definitely treat the eldest lady well!!"
The two chatted for a while, and suddenly a girl dressed like a maid came and spoke softly.
"Uncle, Qi Yuncheng's two children have been put to sleep!!"
"Ouch, the two little wolf cubs fell asleep so quickly? Maybe they fell asleep after being tired from playing, which is also a solution."
Yu Qian was in a happy mood and immediately waved to Meng Hetang, "Come, you two brothers come with me to see the eldest lady."
"okay."
"I will take you to the island to meet you first."
Hurry, Meng Hetang didn't dare to get lost and followed his uncle.
When they reached a small courtyard, Qi Yuncheng came out quietly and moved to the next place together.
This place is very beautiful, with a wide pool, and the pavilion in the center of the pool is where the eldest lady is.
But you had to take a boat to get there. Not long ago, Wang Jiulong, who had been eliminated before, came driving the boat.
These are the things they eliminate, after all, they are "subordinates"!
As he stepped onto the boat, Qi Yuncheng's heart skipped a beat, because people had to wander around for fear of falling into the water.
He quickly lowered himself down and grabbed the boat bang. Apart from being a little afraid of heights, he was also a little afraid of falling into the water.
Don't talk about him, everyone is afraid of falling into the water.
"Is this okay? Don't fall into the water?"
"No problem, I just trained you."
"That's good!"
Qi Yuncheng nodded and felt relieved, but within a minute or two of feeling relieved, he realized that he was overthinking it.
Wang Jiulong's boat was running around a lot, and it was extremely difficult to get close to the pavilion.
We obviously wanted to go facing the pavilion, but it turned 45 degrees.
"Will we ever see the eldest lady again in our lifetime? I finally got this opportunity."
In a pond decorated with lotus flowers, Meng Hetang was talking boredly.
"Don't worry, it will be here soon. I will send it to you."
Holding the two oars, Wang Jiulong kept rowing at the stern of the boat. Halfway through the row, he still let go of the oars and quickly grabbed them back. This made Qi Yuncheng burst out laughing. Sure enough, he couldn't put his hope in his senior brother.
"Forget it, let's just go up there."
Seeing that it was almost done, Meng Hetang waded into the water around the pavilion together. If he was on the right path, he would not be like this, but he couldn't wait any longer.
Qi Yuncheng simply walked together. As soon as he walked, his shoes and trouser legs suddenly got wet.
After going up.
Sure enough, I saw the true face of the eldest lady Liu Yan in Lushan.
"Is such that."
Seeing the two of them coming, Liu Yan, who was dressed beautifully, looked at them and said, "Actually, I liked one of the nine of you very much a long time ago, but I forgot what he looked like. I only remember the name of one of the dishes.
Now I have to confirm it by naming the dish."
"Name the dish?"
The two people who came were very confused, especially Meng Hetang, who frowned. He didn't recite the name of the dish at that time.
Why are you still reporting the name of the dish?
"Which one of you will come first?"
"Let me do it. Basic skills in naming dishes. Who doesn't know this?"
Meng Hetang was the first to volunteer, "I'll treat you to steamed lamb, steamed bear paws, steamed deer tail, roasted flower duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, soy sauce chicken, bacon..."
"No!!" Liu Yan shook her head and stopped, "It's not you!"
"But this is just telling the names of dishes, learning them word by word."
"That's not right! Come on."
Liu Yan looked at Qi Yuncheng, who now understood what the name of the dish was.
It's a little bit of fun, that's quite enough.
So I said it slowly, word by word.
"Pig's trotters, roast duck, fried three kinds of fish, pickled fish, Kung Pao chicken, braised and roasted, crayfish, fried noodles!!"
"Yes!! It's you!!"
Liu Yan was extremely happy, even though she knew who was opposite her at that time.
But Meng Hetang was puzzled and his eyes were about to pop out, "Is this the name of a dish? Master has never taught me this."
"Why not! I chose him. Well, you are eliminated."
"Ah? I only came here for a few seconds and then I'm gone again!"
Meng He had a lot of sweet scenes. When he heard that he was gone again, he suddenly stumbled back. He really didn't know what the name of the dish was.
And this is indeed not the name of the dish, it is just something that his wife likes to eat, let alone the wife’s version of the dish name.
He can even name the girl's version of the dish.
She loves to eat potato chips, hamburgers, jelly, toffee, yogurt, strawberry biscuits, baby squid, small balls, eight-treasure porridge, etc.!
It is estimated that when he wakes up after a while, he will ask Grandpa Guo for it, who asked him to invite them here unexpectedly.
Quite a chicken thief.
So just like that, in the last pavilion, the plot in front of the Douxiao Society was completed, and Qi Yuncheng became the final winner.
And then we took the boat back to the shore together.
Rowing is still Wang Jiulong's rowing.
At the stern of the boat, Wang Jiulong rowed hard, and Qi Yuncheng wanted to complain, "Miss, do we have a compass?"
Liu Yan was curious, "Why do you need a compass?"
"The boat has tilted again, let's turn back to the pavilion!!"
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ps: [I was still attending the funeral today, so it’s a bit late, so I made up this chapter!!] (End of chapter)