Crosstalk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is set up under the stage Chapter 642 Teacher Yu, what a young old lady you look like at first glance!
Chapter 642 Teacher Yu, what a young old lady you look like at first glance!
"Stop talking and watch the show."
Shaobing really didn't want to mention this matter, so he took the initiative to change the topic and went to watch the first performance of four people.
Originally there were only three people, but Qin Xiaoxian was included in the plan.
The four people stood behind the microphone and bowed, making the scene very lively.
Then Luan Yunping stood in the third position, which was also his usual position of admiration, and said, "Today the four of us talked together, it was indeed very fresh, and coincidentally, Yunhe Jiuxiao was also there."
"Represent me." Yang Jiulang subconsciously said, leaning against Captain Luan.
"I dare not say that we represent, and we cannot represent the four departments of Yunhe Jiuxiao." Luan Yunping was as rigorous as ever, "We can only say that we represent different age groups!"
Zhang Helun: "Yes!"
"This time our unit has such a small topic, we want to choose who is a good man!"
"Yang Jiulang!!"
"Qin Xiaoxian!!"
"Zhang Helun!!"
…
After all, it was a female audience. Every one of them was very excited and liked it. They kept shouting for the actors who were performing at this moment.
Hear the sound.
Luan Yunping smiled slightly, "The audience was very enthusiastic, some even called Guo Degang!!!"
"Huh?" Qin Xiaoxian and others beside him didn't understand, "Why didn't I hear it!!"
"No wonder you're stupid, because your worldliness is a bonus," Zhang Helun explained.
Luan Yunping ignored it and continued: "Mr. Guo Degang is definitely a good man. He cares about society, his family, our unit and his apprentices.
But I will not participate in the selection.”
"Oh!" Zhang Helun said, "That's too much to praise!!"
Ha ha ha ha!
How to use these types of baggage how you like it.
Luan Yunping looked at them and said, "The main thing is for us to choose a good man, so I will ask you a few questions. Of course, we think this question is very sharp, maybe you don't think it is sharp, but we can only do it.
That's it.
Just to see how you guys respond."
"Hurrah."
"The first question is, let's say your wife or your girlfriend's best friend patted you at one o'clock in the morning. How would you respond?"
"I don't have a girlfriend."
Qin Xiaoxian stood on the side and was the first to respond. Luan Yunping looked over and said, "You answer first, right? Then stand over!"
One step at a time.
Two people stood behind the two microphones in the middle.
Luan Yunping repeated, "Your girlfriend's best friend patted you at midnight. How did you respond?"
"I don't have a girlfriend."
"No, this is just a metaphor."
Qin Xiaoxian suddenly became serious. He looked at Captain Luan and said in a much louder voice, "You can't compare me to having a girlfriend. This matter must be very rigorous. You have to tell me what my girlfriend's name is."
Luan Yunping had no choice but to deal with this fool. She was silent for a second or two before speaking, "You can find a girlfriend."
"I can find a girlfriend at will now?"
"Just find one."
"No! No way!!" Qin Xiaoxian showed his stupidity clearly, "You have to tell me what her name is, how old she is, what her zodiac sign is, and I have to tell her whether we are compatible or not.
How about being fat or thin? At least I have a request."
"any request?"
"You can't be smarter than me, otherwise I won't understand what she says."
"That's too hard to find." Luan Yunping looked at him and complained.
"Is this a problem?"
"It's a question, but you have to let my question stand and exist."
"Well!"
"Um!"
"What did you just ask?"
Luan Yunping sighed, raised her eyebrows and continued, "Your girlfriend's best friend..."
Qin Xiaoxian quickly stopped, "I don't even have a girlfriend, how can I get a girlfriend and best friend?"
"Let her find a best friend."
Nodding, Qin Xiaoxian clasped his hands and looked at Captain Luan and asked again and again, "What's your best friend's name? How old is she?"
"no!"
"What is the zodiac sign? You have to tell me. We are going to get together and she wants to take pictures at night. How can she take pictures of me? Have you ever considered this issue?"
"what is the problem?"
Qin Xiaoxian looked at the audience and said rationally: "I was sleeping on the bed, and suddenly a small hand came and patted you. How scary it was!"
"You think too much. She didn't pat you with her little hand, but patted you with her mobile phone." Luan Yunping explained.
"How painful it is."
"There is a function on the mobile phone called "I'll take a photo of you."
Chatting with a fool was so strenuous that even Yang Jiulang couldn't help but say, "Weixin, Weixin will give you a pat and ask you what to do?"
"Prestige?"
"yes!"
Taking a deep breath, Qin Xiaoxian was silent for a while, then suddenly patted Zhang Helun and said, "You answer!!"
Luan Yunping: "Have you given up on co-writing?"
Qin Xiaoxian: "Yes, I gave up."
"That's fine, I will give up even if you don't give up!" Luan Yunping was speechless and asked Zhang Helun to come over.
He came over and answered seriously, without mincing words. He picked up the fan and used it as a mobile phone, "You have to talk to her! For example, take a picture of her, right?"
"Yes!" Luan Yunping nodded.
"Ask her: Why did you shoot me? Phew!" Zhang Helun approached the fan and made a voice message.
"Why do you still have ventriloquism?"
"Sent it, um in a moment -"
"This is?"
"Incoming message, shock."
"Reply to the message, this is."
"Are you asleep?"
After saying this, the girls below felt that they were in for a good show.
But Luan Yunping spoke again immediately, looked at Zhang Helun and said: "Don't be anxious, it means that your best friend replied, "Did you sleep? What should you do?"
"Reply to her! How can I give you back my prestige when I'm asleep! I'll be here again later!"
"Reply what??"
"Hate! I just replied "hate"."
"Then it's your turn."
"I asked her: This...has your husband slept? After a while she replied: My husband? He went to bed early. He is not like you. After all, he is the captain!"
Ha ha ha ha!
"Oh~~"
The amount of information was huge, and a bunch of girls below let out exclamations of exclamation.
Qi Yuncheng and others watching in the lounge also smiled and said slowly, "This show is okay. It seems that it is really easy for the four of us to make a living."
"What about you, Brother Cheng? You are alone!!"
A word of concern about Shaobing.
"You can't say it alone, but it's really difficult."
It was indeed a bit difficult to do this, but there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain. Each person has his or her own opinion, so I continued to look at it.
After looking at it, Qi Yuncheng felt that this group cross talk was extremely exciting, with good background and good background.
You must know that this is a temporarily arranged program. Even if the rhythm is slightly accelerated, it can be included in the cross talk show at the party.
It's enough to prove it's not bad.
But he also had to prepare, he was next.
Yue Yunpeng came on stage and continued to announce the curtain.
"I just listened to a wonderful cross talk for you. It was indeed the first time to perform it, and it was also improvised. You can't see the shadow of the original traditional cross talk, and you can't hear the feeling of traditional cross talk, right?"
"Yes!!" The girls below nodded.
"So the actors have worked very hard to bring you a new work with such a theme, and the next show will be even more exciting. It is a one-person performance, and we invite our senior brother Qi Yuncheng!"
"ah!!!"
"Qi Yuncheng!!!"
A loud bang.
Before Yue Yunpeng got off the stage, the girls completely exploded in movement. The moment the explosion broke out, Yue Yunpeng smiled bitterly. The welcome was so much warmer than Qin Xiaoxian's just now.
Sure enough, all of them are great.
At the same time, in the audience, Xixi, who was wearing a beautiful dress, was also applauding vigorously. She wanted to stand up and look at her father, but she knew she couldn't stand up. She usually works in theaters and knows some rules.
But he still couldn't help it and shouted in his tender voice.
"Dad! It's dad!"
Seeing her excitement and happiness, Song Yi felt warm in his heart and smiled: "Yes! It's dad!"
"dad!!"
Under the watchful eyes of the audience, his wife, and his daughter, Qi Yuncheng stepped onto the stage. After bowing and thanking him, he saw his wife and daughter at first sight.
Not to mention the dozens of girls in Hanfu, you can still distinguish them at first sight even in a sea of people.
"Thank you everyone, it is not easy. It may be the first time for me to do stand-up comedy on the stage of Deyun Dou Xiao Club.
Especially since the audience is all female, it’s the first time, and everyone is wearing beautiful Hanfu and beautiful makeup, which makes them turn heads wherever they go.”
"Actually, makeup is very necessary for women, and it should be like this. Not only do you wear makeup today as requested, you can wear it for whatever you do on a daily basis."
Qi Yuncheng immediately got to the point of his work.
"When a salesperson goes to work, she should wash her face, be clean, wear some nice clothes, apply some powder, and put on some red lips.
Only in this way can you look good and attract customers."
"Then we are neither conductors nor waiters. In ordinary families, you also have to put on makeup and dress up. Are you happy?
Living happily and joyfully is considered spiritual investment. What kind of clothes are beautiful? Buy them. What kind of clothes are popular? Wear them!
Powder, put it on! Perfume, put it on!
But don’t make it too much, as if you pour it bottle after bottle, the flavor will be marinated!”
Ha ha ha ha!
Today's cross talk is related to women, and Qi Yuncheng is naturally talking about makeup.
The girls all looked at him seriously. Indeed, modern makeup is a very common thing.
"Especially for the older ones. Some old ladies are 60 or 70 years old. Some people say, why are you so old? Do you need a perm? Let's not perm, so don't waste money."
"Don't be so stubborn. It should be beautiful and hot. Isn't this just as hot as the teacher? She looks so young at first glance!!"
Ha ha ha ha!
The audience laughed again, and Yu Qian from the second studio was even more so, and turned to ask Liu Xiao to stop painting.
"Okay! This one-liner is just like chatting, not fast, not hasty, very steady, just add a touch."
"good!"
Liu Xiaoting agreed to finish the painting and continued watching the performance.
“Dye your hair, dress up beautifully, look in the mirror and feel happy, everything you eat tastes delicious, and you won’t be upset anymore if you should be upset.
It can be regarded as mental health, physical health and psychological health all in one.
If you have freckles and acne on your face, you can treat them. Isn’t there a medicine now? After applying them, the freckles, acne, and black spots are all gone.
If you look happy to yourself, others will look good too.
As for beauty salons, I have actually visited them, and they can treat freckles, acne, scars, black hair, and even a gaping mouth.
A gaping lip is called an old joint in Tianjin."
Qi Yuncheng waved his hand and explained in detail, "I don't blame her. When she was born, she was born in the womb. When she was a little girl, her lips were short of flesh.
She is quite a pretty girl. Please tell me about her appearance, figure, face, eyebrows, eyes and skin. I had to look at the back but I didn’t pick it up. As a result, the front view was delayed because of this.
What should I do? Go to the beauty salon for treatment and stitching!
It’s so nice that you can’t even see it after sewing.”
"There are also artificial dimples to make you look beautiful. A woman with one or two dimples is so beautiful, what should I do if she doesn't have them?"
La! Artificial dimples, I will make two dimples for you, I also visited this, I saw it."
On the stage, Qi Yuncheng glanced at the patient and said, "The chair lying there is like a barber shop chair. He can lie down and be pulled out by others."
Instead of pulling from the outside, he pulls from the inside. He spins from the inside. That's technique.
If you can't pull it well, it won't work. If you can't pull it well, it will turn into two bulges, as if there are two pieces of candy in it."
"And a flat nose can also be changed into a puffy nose bridge. It's a pretty girl with a flat nose. He can make you stand up and make your nose bridge bigger and your eyes bigger.
How to make it bulge is to put a bone inside. The tip of the nose cannot rest on the bone. It is made of flesh and is soft.
It can be placed in the middle, but the tip of the nose must also be raised and bulged. If the tip of the nose is not raised, it can’t be done. Just bulge in the middle? This is an overpass!!”
As soon as he said that, some girls below let out some laughter.
Qi Yuncheng looked at them with similar smiles and changed the topic again.
"In addition to the nose, there are eyes. You may think that your single eyelids are not good-looking, so I will artificially lift them to make you have double eyelids.
But having double eyelids depends on your face shape. If you are willing to have a longer face, you can have a longer face.
Round face won’t work, sesame seed face? That won’t work!”
"If you have a long face, you need to have big eyes. If you have small round eyes, you have to have round eyes. That's absolutely not going to work.
As for the backstage actor Shaobing, his cousin Shaobing is like this, she has round eyes, small round eyes.
If you want to have double eyelids in your thirties, I say you can’t do it. You can’t have round eyes, and it won’t look good even if you have double eyelids. You must not go for it.
She doesn't listen: You can't control it, I'll do it as I please, but you can't control it!!"
"Oh??" Qi Yuncheng sounded a little angry at this time, and smiled slightly, "Okay!! I can't control it, you can do whatever you want, I can't control it! Did you go after that? If you go, she should be in trouble.
The doctor I met was an intern, and he was busy that day and was not in good spirits.
Cousin Shaobing was lying there to pull her double eyelids, and she pulled them, but she broke her eyes and pulled them in the wrong place."
Reaching out and touching the underside of his eyes, Qi Yuncheng said: "My double eyelids are pulled down. Cousin Shaobing got angry when she got up: What's going on? Pull it down for me, and you'll pay me, please pay."
How to compensate? There is no way to compensate. But this is our problem, we recognize it, and we will not charge any money.
Is it okay if you don’t charge me? You pull it up for me.
After saying that, cousin Shaobing lay down again. If you insist on pulling me up, do it again.
There are double eyelids above and below.
Get up and take a look in the mirror!!"
Picking up the fan and half-opening it, Qi Yuncheng looked at his appearance seriously, and then complained, "Oh, my belly button!!"