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Chapter 662 The fake polite master!

Standing outside the cage, Qi Yuncheng was called out by his master, but he still refused to give up what he said, who told him that he was inside and could not come out.

But this time I looked at the uncle and spoke.

"Look, uncle, Master said that I am eager to learn!"

Yu Qian had not yet recovered from his laughter, "You are eager to learn, your master has told you this."

"Okay, I can only go back and watch the video again and again to learn, and by the way, I can also watch the lantern riddles with sesame cakes!!"

"oops!!"

Suddenly Shaobing felt as if he had returned to the scene. He squatted on the ground in discomfort and began to feel aggrieved. "Since that night, I have nightmares every day. It's so scary!"

Ninety minutes, do you know how we got here in ninety minutes?"

"Oh, pity my little cake."

Guo Degang was very happy fanning the fan, but he still felt sorry for the sesame cakes, which made the child choke. At that time, he was still relatively fat.

Sweat poured out.

However, Qi Yuncheng was not so provocative as to say a few words to arouse their shadow.

Sure enough, this kid Yuncheng is still the same as before. Whether on or off the stage, you can't imagine his aura.

I can always give you something fun.

"Okay." Guo Degang waved his hand and looked at the sign Yuncheng was wearing, "What did you write on it?"

"Exterminate the evil spirits." Qi Yuncheng stopped joking and answered seriously.

"What does it mean to throw away the living Yin people?"

"Some baggage must be laid down in layers, and it will be effective if it is shaken out at the right time. The plan is to deliberately cause trouble, leak the bottom in advance, destroy the rhythm, and make the baggage silent. Yin people are literally very good

I understand, it’s just stumbling upon each other on stage.”

The child explained, and Guo Degang nodded with satisfaction, "This is very important, otherwise it could lead to an accident for the entire performance.

I encountered this kind of thing when I was performing in theaters in the early years. Two actors ran away to work together."

"Who is it?" Qi Yuncheng asked pretending to be curious. When he asked Guo Degang, he pointed to him and said, "Did you see that your senior brother is a Yin person now? He has remembered it all."

"remember."

Talk and enjoy.

The disciples understand that if they really want to tell their names, is that okay?

Guo Degang spoke again and started to use this incident as an example.

"The two of them teamed up to talk about the praise of the house in the second show. The audience was quite full, and the effect was good. When the one who is funny comes on stage, he will praise the one who is funny. Usually, he will blame others for saying that a family is big and rich. This reporter

Talking about cross talk at night and picking up bottles during the day.

I would like to remind you kindly, please tell me if it’s close to each other.

The funny guy probably didn't understand, so he continued to smash, and the baggage was also heard. When he got to the point, the baggage that came with the joke was not so good.

I can't help myself.

The admiring person urged him kindly, urging him to act so that he wouldn't be unable to catch himself.

This guy got really excited. The more you urged me, the less anxious I became. He was not worried about being behind the scenes. There was still a performance ahead. He kept shouting for the code, but he ignored it in a funny way. After that, he urged me seven or eight times.

Don't rush me, just play with him.

We are about to enter Guankou at the end, and I will talk about your big house, which will cheer you up.

Wait a minute, our family has no room.

Impossible, your family has a house, think about it.

Don’t think about it, if you have a house, you won’t pick up bottles!!”

"Okay! I've remembered everything about this." At this point, Yu Qian subconsciously complimented him.

Guo Degang continued to restore the tone of the cross talk at that time, and then imitated the two people and said, "Then where do you live?

Our family lives in a tree!

I'll bring you a stick and poke it down.

If it falls to the ground, there will be no place to live.

Why don't I throw you to death?

Well, don’t praise the house, praise our shady house instead!

In the end, no matter what you say, you just won’t accept the compliments. It’s like your uncle is drunk, and he can’t survive.”

"Waiting for me." Yu Qian laughed.

"Anyway, they were in that state, it was really annoying and they were trying to trick each other, so this is absolutely not allowed. As for whether they went down to fight or not, I don't know."

Guo Degang mentioned this matter mainly to tell the children the truth.

Qi Yuncheng and others nodded. At that time, there were many things like this in performances, especially actors who were running away.

It's normal for them to be unfamiliar with each other and not deal with each other.

After finishing talking, Guo Degang raised his hand to pick up the time block, "In this case, these seventeen minutes will be awarded to the two of you. How to use them is up to you two!"

The master handed the thing out, and Meng Hetang learned the lesson and realized that there would be backlash if he used it himself. He looked at his master and nodded before expressing his thoughts.

"We decided to give the time block to you two."

"No, how can we use it? We are fine in it. It is very comfortable and there is such a large activity area." Guo Degang was very considerate of his children, but suddenly shouted, "Help~~"

Qi Yuncheng and Meng Hetang smiled bitterly. The master was too arrogant. Didn't he want them to use it for him?

Immediately the former spoke.

"Stop chanting Shan Yin, Master, I have a headache!!"

"Okay, Wukong, I won't recite the tightening curse next time."

He just loves to play, and the master kept talking out of his mouth. Then Qi Yuncheng took the time block from Meng Hetang and handed it over.

"You are still young, we are not important!"

"Stop being so polite, let's go."

"Hey, this is what I earned by recruiting my apprentice. It's for our own good."

The group of people were given a block of time and went to other places to complete the task.

Not only did they complete the task, Luan Yunping, Zhang Helun, Qin Xiaoxian, Yang Jiulang, Xiaosi and others were also working on it.

Among them, Luan Yunping was very smart. She didn't know if the time would be set after giving it to the master, so she tested it first. Once she tested it, she almost knew the rules.

On the other side, Dalin is also working hard to obtain time blocks.

After completing a game.

Finally got something.

He hurried back to the cage and said, "Dad!"

"Why."

"I'll give it to you." Dalin stretched out his hand and handed it in.

But Guo Degang had no desire to accept it, "Don't be in a hurry, son, don't be in a hurry!"

"No, why aren't you in a hurry? This time block is worth being a python!"

"That's right." Guo Degang admitted, but upon being reminded, he immediately turned to look at his son and asked, "When are you going to buy me a python?"

"Then don't mention it then."

Afraid of asking this question, Dalin quickly avoided it. It was impossible for him to buy a python for his father. There were many human feelings and sophistication in it.

So I was given a block of time, turned around, and immediately joined the game.

Today is not easy. Not only are we rescuing Master and Uncle, we also have to fight for time blocks for our own time. For this reason, everyone plays the games set by the program team.

After playing around and gathering together, everyone else was fine. Xiaosi, when he measured it on September 9, there was a head full of flour. I don’t know what he has been through.

"Well, now that we have a piece of cake, let's figure out how to present it first and see who has the right time before sending it back."

Xiaosi was sitting on the steps in front of the old house, patting the flour on his body as he talked.

The other brothers and sisters also sat beside him.

"Then just use up all the time blocks."

"Okay, let's lay it all out."

When playing games, there is a winner or loser, but in order to keep the show going, the brothers and sisters are now united as one, and no one has anything to hide.

Once laid out, there are quite a few time blocks, close to twenty.

Luan Yunping squatted on the ground and began to sort out the order. After sorting it out, she looked back at everyone.

"Which one of you will start the show?"

"Let me start!" Shaobing volunteered.

Luan Yunping looked at him and asked again, "Then who are you looking for?"

At this time, you can choose your partner as you like. After taking a look at Shaobing, it’s really hard to make a choice. In fact, you can choose anyone.

Finally, I chose to do it on Saturdays.

"I'll follow Jiu Liang."

"Okay! Look at the time. The show starts at five o'clock. You need to be back at least four fifty and leave ten minutes to change your coat."

After arranging a suitable time block and making sesame cakes, Zhou Jiu asked two people to go into the cage brought by Master Zeng and Uncle Zeng.

Jumping slightly means you have traveled through time, and a fifty-cent special effect will be added when playing.

They came out of the cage at the same time and rushed to the theater where the performance was about to take place.

Once they leave, all the remaining people and time will be arranged by Luan Yunping.

A group of Yang Jiulang, Meng Hetang and Xiaosi.

Zhang Helun and Qin Xiaoxian are in a group.

A group of three people, Qi Yuncheng, Luan Yunping, and Dalin.

However, no matter how good the arrangement is, there are still some shortcomings.

Not enough time.

As a result, Qi Yuncheng and Dalin were able to get there at 6:30, while Luan Yunping had to arrive at 6:40.

Even if Qi Yuncheng and others cannot make it in time, the previous pair of actors will have to wait for time to return.

For a performance to be completed well, actors need to cooperate with each other.

So a few people went to the cage to cooperate, and then they went to the theater one after another.



The door opened.

The first thing to start was the sesame seed cakes, so the two of them came to the theater on Thursday.

The moment they arrived, the master and uncle in their coats were sitting on the chairs, safe and sound, looking at them.

"Did it fall into the granary?" Guo Degang looked at Zhou Jiu's measured appearance and asked.

Zhou Jiuliang was helpless, "I'm okay, but there will be worse things to come."

"Get ready to go quickly. It's already four-fifty and the audience is here. There are only ten minutes left."

"okay."

After agreeing, the two of them looked for directions and hurriedly went to the dressing room to put on makeup. After putting on a set of coats, they quickly buttoned them up.

Ten minutes is not much time, especially since they still have some things to do with them.

When it arrived at 4:58, the two people came to the side curtain and waited, but Shaobing had not yet put on his coat and kept busy.

"Welcome to the performance of Deyun Douxiao Club, I am today's host Shang Xiaoju.

Thank you to every audience who came to the scene, then please enjoy the cross talk! The performers will make biscuits, and they will be available on Saturdays!"

When the program was announced, there was a roar of applause from below.

However, Shaobing was still fixing his luggage at the moment, almost crying while fixing it, "Why do I feel like I've found the state I used to play lantern riddles in? I'm so panicked."

"Brother Pancake, are you done? Let me help you."

"No, it's almost done. Let's go, hurry up."

At the critical moment, two people stepped onto the stage. They walked onto the stage.

Watching Guo Degang on the broadcast, Yu Qian was relieved. No matter what, there was a program.

If the people behind don't come, the biscuits will continue to be delayed.

This should be his nightmare and he can't escape.

Fortunately, at the critical moment, Yang Jiulang, Meng Hetang, and Xiaosi arrived and started preparing to put on makeup.

They have a lot of time to give and don't rush too much.

But after talking to each other, it was Zhang Helun's turn and Qin Xiao's time was completely different.

Even they know how to talk more.

However, no matter how much they coded, they couldn't get anywhere. After the two people finished speaking, they bowed and the audience applauded and prepared to return to the side curtain.

Just as they were about to go back, Shang Xiaoju came out.

"There's not enough time now, they haven't come back."

"You haven't come back yet?" Zhang Helun was startled.

"Let me tell you one more thing when I return."

"All right."

Amidst the warm applause, Zhang Helun and Qin Xiaoxian returned to their positions and bowed.

The audience below was very happy and liked it very much.

"Is this our special performance today? We even brought an encore, what can we say?"

Qin Xiaoxian was embarrassed and hesitated for a second or two, "Let's sing a song."

"At my age, I like some traditional things." Zhang Helun pointed at Qin Xiaoxian, "He likes some young and fashionable things.

What can Lao Qin sing about?"

"Sing a "silence"!"

"Okay, let's start now."

The two of them returned temporarily and could only stall for time with songs.

Then each person sings one sentence at a time.

While they were singing, the door suddenly pushed open. Qi Yuncheng and Dalin arrived at the scene, but they were the only ones who arrived. Luan Yunping was still ten minutes away.

Yu Qian looked at them and urged, "Hurry, we are already returning."

"Yeah, you guys are almost here." Guo Degang joked.

"go quickly."

"Um."

Nodding, Qi Yuncheng and Dalin also put on makeup and coats, but Guo Degang looked at the broadcast screen with joy, because according to this rhythm, it was only necessary to have an encore.

"thank you all!!"

After singing the song, Zhang Helun and Qin Xiaoxian bowed and prepared to go back, but before they could take a step, Shang Xiaoju came out again and stopped them.

"Is there another one coming?"

"One more and there will be no more, the last one."

Zhang Helun didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He found Qin Xiaoxian who was about to leave and said, "Old Qin, I have to say one more thing. This time you are making fun of me."

"Okay, okay."

There was really nothing, so the two of them had no choice but to switch.

Qin Xiaoxian went to the microphone and said, "You all saw it just now. Because the actors for the last scene were not present, we may chat with everyone here for a while. But we are not ready, so let's sing another song."

"good!!"

Quack, quack, quack, quack!

The audience didn't think anything of it. After all, Qin Xiaoxian was very popular and they were happy to see him. However, Zhang Helun was secretly having fun behind the table. It seemed that he had no choice but to sing.

But I have to add something.

"Okay, the audience also likes to hear you sing."

"Would you like to sing a song with a familiar voice and a slow voice?"

"bring it on."

“Blue bricks with tile paint~

White horse treading on new soil~

Mountain flowers and banana leaves are dyed red at dusk~~

…”

Qin Xiaoxian is very good at singing with a low bass, and the girls also like to listen to it, and they beat the beat while listening.

Finish the beat and finish singing.

Another encore ends.

But just as they were about to leave, Shang Xiaoju stopped them again, and the two of them were immediately at risk of death.

But there was no way, now Qi Yuncheng and Dalin had put on their coats, but Luan Yunping didn't come back, so one had to be returned.

This time only Zhang Helun came. He was very talented and changed the Tang poem to the tune of "Kissing Goodbye".

After singing, I bowed again, and when I started to bow, Shang Xiaoju appeared again.

Zhang Helun was frightened so much that Qin Xiaoxian was so excited that he quickly ran backstage.

The scene was filled with laughter.

"It's okay, we're off, we're off! The actors are in place!!" Looking at the two of them, Shang Xiaoju held back a smile and spoke on the stage, while hurriedly announcing the curtain.

"Next, please enjoy the group cross talk, Qi Yuncheng, Luan Yunping, Guo Qiling!"

(End of chapter)


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