Chapter 668 Talk in the latrine!(1/2)
"Master, do you have anything to say?"
After Yang Yi went down, Guo Degang respectfully asked Mr. Yang Shaohua, and Qi Yuncheng immediately went down and handed over a microphone.
The old man is quite old this year. He is a very cute old man. When he saw the microphone approaching, he spoke slowly.
"I have nothing to say. The little girl performed very well today and will have a big show in the future. But I won't fall asleep now. You didn't prepare the bedsheets with flowers for me. I can't sleep without it."
Ha ha ha ha!
The old man's cuteness amused the whole audience.
At the same time, it was proved that although it was a special show for children and so many gentlemen and seniors came, it was not serious at all. They just came to watch the children perform.
Whether it is good or bad depends on the excitement.
Where is the use of evaluation?
Of course, it was the children who showed off their abilities, so when the curtain call was about to end, the atmosphere was very relaxed.
There were hundreds of people in one place, and they seemed to be just one of their own, chatting and laughing constantly.
Then Guo Degang turned the topic to Qi Yuncheng. Qi Yuncheng would definitely talk about his apprentice as soon as possible. Since a special performance was held, it meant that she was completely pushed into the music industry circle.
What happens in the future depends entirely on her.
But there is no doubt that after tonight, she will get some attention.
Whether it is in the circle or the popularity and traffic caused by Deyun.
Maybe she will become "popular" when she goes to school later.
But tonight's scene wasn't over yet. Suddenly, Uncle Yu, who had been silent all this time, glanced at the side, indicating that there would be a cross talk at the end.
This can make the atmosphere even higher, and the whole performance is drum music, so a cross talk at the end is a must.
It's as comfortable as having a cup of tea after a meal.
Qi Yun understood the idea wholeheartedly and asked the audience on the stage if they wanted to hear it. Immediately there was no one they didn't want to hear and they gave him a lot of applause.
So he nodded and prepared to partner up with Master for a while.
As for what to say, it was not difficult. In the end, there was no need to use any traditional jokes at all, just something coke-y.
"Since everyone likes it, let's play a part, but today is a special performance of my apprentice Zhou Gulan's drum music. In the end, as a master, I will definitely have to say more.
Thank you very much for staying here to watch the performance, so I would like to bow to you again, thank you for paying attention to the drum music, and also for supporting the children."
Behind the microphone, Qi Yuncheng bent down and bowed, and there was a lot of applause from below. Guo Degang, the master, stood next to him and said, "I can see that my child supports himself."
"That's right! Not only does it support children, but it's also indispensable for actors to bow and say hello on stage. It's better to learn etiquette before learning skills."
Guo Degang nodded, "Good words."
"Bowing is a very good courtesy. There are many things that need not be said. For example, it has been so late from noon to now. It has wasted your precious time to watch our program. I am very grateful. There is no need to say these words. Just bow.
can represent.”
"That's true."
"It's also important to be polite in private. If the party ends and I meet you outside, I have to ask you for advice."
"You just have to talk nicely."
"That's right, and it's a reasonable statement."
After just a few lines, Qi Yuncheng was about to get into the real job. Once he got into the job, it was impossible for Guo Degang not to understand what the child was going to say, so he immediately added his own performance and expressed curiosity.
"What's the point of speaking?"
"Different times and different places determine whether you talk more or less."
"Ouch."
Guo Degang didn't understand even more. He stood aside and looked at the child carefully, "I don't quite understand what you said. Which one do you talk more and which one talks less?"
Turning around, he found his master puzzled. Qi Yuncheng immediately explained, "There is a place where people meet each other and talk very little."
"Where?"
"In the toilet, hut talk."
Once the three keywords come out, even an actor who is not a cross talk actor will know what the joke is about to say.
But still looking forward to it.
"In the toilet? So what do you say when you meet someone in the toilet?"
As soon as Guo De opened his mouth, Qi Yuncheng suddenly turned sideways and asked his master, "Relieve yourself?"
"Ah, let's relieve ourselves." Guo Degang responded according to the character's rhythm.
"Did you bring some paper?"
"I'm taking it with me."
"Okay, that's enough." Qi Yuncheng broke away from the character state.
"Just two sentences?"
"It's enough."
"Hey, that's right." Guo Degang suddenly pulled his apprentice and asked again, "Since there are few words here, can you tell me where there is more talk?"
"A restaurant." Qi Yuncheng answered almost without hesitation.
"restaurant?"
"If you meet an acquaintance in a restaurant, the more words you say, the better, and it will appear so affectionate and close."
Guo Degang tilted his head in disbelief. "Is that so?"
"If you don't believe it, let's learn."
"Can."
Half a minute closer, Qi Yuncheng began to assign people and information in a funny position, "Let's just say that you are eating in a restaurant. I also entered the restaurant, ordered food and was about to eat, when I raised my head and saw you."
"Meet an acquaintance."
"That's right, it's started. Oh? Where are these to eat?"
Qi Yuncheng entered the character state quickly, and Guo Degang was naturally not too slow. He nodded and said, "Let's eat this."
"Do you eat this every day?" Qi Yuncheng asked again.
"Ah, I eat this every day. This is my only meal after work every day. I must eat it here."
"It's convenient, so you won't eat it at home?"
"If you don't go home to eat, it's just this amount. Their mothers have already finished eating. I'll eat more outside to deal with it."
"Come on, come on, let's sit together."
Qi Yuncheng suddenly grabbed the master's arm and pulled hard, as if he had been beaten to death, showing the character's enthusiasm. Guo Degang would definitely not agree and waved his hand.
"I can't sit still, I have to leave."
Qi Yuncheng: "How could you leave?"
Guo Degang: "I won't leave after eating?"
Qi Yuncheng: "Don't go, don't go. Are you looking for another two hot bites?"
Guo Degang: "I'm really full."
Qi Yuncheng held his hand and still spoke unwillingly, "Why don't you drink something thin?"
Guo Degang: "You are too polite."
Qi Yuncheng: "Don't see me outside."
Guo Degang: "Thank you."
After a long performance ended, he looked down at the crowded audience with amusement and said, "Did you see that? That sounds like a lot."
Guo Degang admitted, “It’s quite a lot.”
"It doesn't seem like there are many people. It also makes it look like the people are so close."
"That's true."
"For another example, if you drag the topic of restaurants into the latrine, it will definitely cause chaos."
Ha ha ha ha!
Suddenly, the entire audience became happy.
I can already imagine the scene.
Not to mention the young people, the old gentlemen below are all having fun.
But Guo Degang had to perform here, so he still didn't believe it, "It's the same."
"No, absolutely not." Qi Yuncheng shook his head.
To be continued...