Chapter 674 When two people fight, one of them will be injured!
Qi Yuncheng stood there and felt that there were no thieves like them, uniting their front and actions.
It's called a clean retreat.
But when Guo Degang saw Qi Yuncheng coming, it didn't matter. "Yuncheng, are you coming? Okay, let's make some gestures."
"Please wait a moment, I have something to do with them."
"Okay, you get busy first."
Qi Yuncheng turned around and looked at the group of them, "What are you doing? Looking for fun? Now we are all a family?"
It's not right for Luan Yunping to laugh as she stands on the edge at this moment, nor does it mean she doesn't want to laugh.
It was Meng Hetang who looked at it and said, "Brother, we can't do it! You are the only one here, so when we came, we secretly discussed it and let you and Master "fight"! Otherwise, who among the three of us can win?"
"That's right." Zhang Helun followed the words, "If you fight with our strength, there will be no problem."
Qin Xiaoxian nodded frantically, feeling a little guilty, "I, I can only retreat with my brothers. You know me, and I can't do anything."
"Yes, Brother Cheng, you know me. I got into trouble when I was young, and I'm afraid I'll get into trouble again." Shaobing nodded his chest and spoke very sincerely.
It seems that each of them has an extremely firm reason.
"Have you finished discussing it? I can't wait."
The master was looking forward to it on the other side. He even wore a black cloak, and the ball was stuck to it.
"Come on, Senior Brother, we believe you."
"Brother, come on."
This group of people who just watch the fun and don't think it's a big deal, can Qi Yun achieve success with him? Impossible, Master.
But he can only play a game with Dalin.
But before the game started, Guo Degang smiled happily and said, "Now I have to hire foreign aid. You are all young and strong. I am older and can't defeat you."
"What foreign aid? You invited the uncle here? Can the uncle's body be moved for fun?" Qi Yuncheng was curious.
"Come here, girl."
The voice fell.
Zhou Gulan appeared on the stage, and Qi Yuncheng's head was so big when she appeared. If the camera hadn't been filming, he would have wanted to squat on the ground and be speechless.
How can this be a game? Isn't this just being crushed by the opponent?
Because it can only be played with.
"Master, are you playing with the food chain?"
But there is no food chain. He is the master's apprentice, and his apprentice is Lan Lan.
Lan Lan stood beside Grandpa Guo and was very happy, and even gave a weird smile to Master, as if to say, Master, you didn't expect it.
I didn't expect that the fellow apprentices would collectively "rebel", and now the apprentice would join the other side. It was so unexpected.
"Let's get started."
A command was given.
Everyone started playing and running.
As a girl, Zhou Gulan was not timid at all. She grabbed enough small fur balls with her left and right hands and threw them towards the sticky cloak on her master's body.
Guo Degang was overjoyed when he saw it, "Good guy, what a grudge."
"Master, don't care about others, care about yourself."
When Lan Lan threw it, it was impossible for Qi Yuncheng to avoid it. He grabbed it and threw it towards the master. Only the master could get it. Lan Lan and Gao Xiaobai were purely helping.
That's why I say it's hard to do.
Seeing the ball coming, Guo Degang, even though he was nearly half a hundred people, was frightened and hurriedly hid behind Gao Xiaobai. While hiding, he moved towards the box and looked at the girl.
"Girl, throw your master away, don't let him come over. Leave your Uncle Dalin to me, and I'll throw him away."
Grabbing a handful of balls, Guo Degang dodged and threw a few in the gaps from time to time. It was so much fun.
His laughter never stopped from beginning to end.
As for the brothers who were watching from the side, they never forgot to explain.
"It's begun, it's begun, the game has begun. This is so incredible. When a son attacks his father, master, be careful. It's coming, it's coming."
"Brother, hurry up and get out of the way. Master is here. He is coming with small steps. Good guy, he is very fast."
"Be careful, Dalin started catching the ball again."
"No, does Lanlan still bring something like this? You are almost chasing after your master, Yuncheng, be careful. It's hard to get rid of this little tail."
Play around.
Those who play are happy, and those who watch are even happier.
Needless to say, the final result was that Qi Yuncheng couldn't do it, and the girl chased her to death, as if she was entangled with him.
"Okay, you have fun today."
Qi Yuncheng took off his cloak and complained.
Zhou Gulan took the things and kept smiling, as if he was satisfied that he had tricked the master.
"It was a lot of fun, Master. I want to come again next time."
"There won't be a next time. I can't get better without you. I'll just stay here and rest for a while. There are still things to do next."
Zhou Gulan took the things aside. She was indeed happy, because she had never played with Master like this before, and she had always wanted to play like this ever since she met Master.
It's a pity that Master never takes her with him.
At this time, Guo Degang spoke again, "The first round is over! Let's move on to the second round."
"Second round? Is Dalin dueling with Master?" Shaobing asked.
Meng Hetang affirmed, "Of course, there will be injuries when two Guo fight."
"Shut up, you."
Shaobing fiercely covered Meng Hetang's mouth. If the two of them fight, they will be injured. What did the master say?
Guo Degang didn't care and had a great time.
So the next scene was also completely smooth, with the father and son fighting each other.
In the end, the two men fought back and forth, and Dalin won.
Young people have good physical strength and can avoid anything.
If Dalin wins, it means that Shaobing who protects him can choose his partner in advance.
"Come on, Mr. Cao, let's work together as a pair."
Shao Bing chose Xiaosi without hesitation, and Xiao Si naturally followed Shao Bing beside him, saying that it would be easier for him to perform as his original cross talk partner.
Guo Degang looked at them, "Shaobing, a pair of Cao Heyang. Luan Yunping, it's your turn, who do you choose?"
Luan Yunping had her own goals and said directly, "I choose Qin Xiaoxian, because Qin Xiaoxian didn't dare to use me at first. Now I will do the ideological work for Qin Xiaoxian, and we will play a good role."
"Yes, I must perform well."
Qin Xiaoxian quickly agreed. He was really afraid to partner with Brother Luan before, so he didn't dare to choose in the second period. But now it's different, they are all playing together.
For this reason, I was very happy to be a master and watched them both praise me.
"Great, a good partner. What about Yuncheng? Who do you choose?"
Qi Yuncheng looked at the group of people who had rebelled and hesitated, not knowing who to choose, because he could choose anyone. He looked at Zhou Gulan, who was holding a cloak next to him, with bright eyes and trying his best to show off.
It seems like he is letting his master choose him.
Guo Degang was amused by the girl's cuteness, "Girl, I really want you to choose her. How about you choose her? If you want to choose, I can make an exception for you."
"She still wants to be the host, why should I choose her! I'll choose someone else!" Qi Yuncheng looked at the girl's eagerness to recommend herself, and it was unbelievable. No, could it be that she really wanted to say cross talk? Could she?
Seeing that the master did not choose her, Zhou Gulan was a little disappointed. She loves to play, otherwise she would not be like this.
Finally, his eyes were fixed on Zhou Jiuliang.
"I'll choose Jiu Liang. I just stole his ball and I feel a little guilty about him."
"No." Zhou Jiuliang suddenly shrank his neck and waved his hands wildly, "Not at all. I didn't feel the guilt of my senior brother at all. He robbed me ruthlessly.
Press my hand and grab it!!”
"Hahahaha!" Although Guo Degang didn't see the scene, he could imagine it and asked with a smile, "How about that? Do you agree?"
"Promise, no matter what happens, senior brother will never make a mistake."
The word "oolong" makes Meng Hetang want to die.
He snatched away Zhou Jiuli's Jiuzi, thinking that he was wrong. At least he would collect one more and be closer to the target. However, when he got up and turned a corner, he encountered sesame seed cakes and was snatched away alive. It can only be called retribution.
Then the pairs began to assign partners.
Except for Shaobing and Xiaosi, almost everyone else is not the original partner.
Allocated.
Today's recording is almost over.
"Very good, we have finished picking out the pairs, and everyone has finished speaking their minds. Tomorrow's performance is very important. We have a small reminder, that is, everyone should think about it. When you were learning cross talk, there must have been a period.
Your favorite show.
Maybe after hearing it, you suddenly feel like you want to learn cross talk.
Think carefully about which section it is, and then it will be the same work that will be performed on the stage tomorrow.
have you understood?"
"Understood."
"It's not early, hurry up and get ready. I wish you success."
After Master's words, today's entire filming was completely over.
The program team began to wrap up work,
It was quite fast, and the site was cleared in a short time.
The rest of the time was given to their fellow apprentices to discuss their works and have meals.
"Master, where should we go next?" After the program crew dispersed, Zhou Gulan followed Master and asked cordially.
Looking at her pretty face, Qi Yuncheng said: "Where else can we go? Let's go back to the hotel for a short break and have a meal after the break. What else do you want to do? Where else do you want to go?"
"Um."
"Well, I brought you out just to make you happy. Let's talk about it later."
Qi Yuncheng glanced at the other brothers and then at Zhou Jiuliang, "Are you going out to eat at noon?"
"No need. Let's order some dishes in the hotel and discuss what to say. If she wants to go play, you can go there in the evening. It will be more fun at night." Zhou Jiuliang heard their conversation and was very considerate of them. After all, it was very hot in the afternoon.
"Okay, I'm too lazy to go out in the afternoon."
Shaking his head helplessly, Qi Yuncheng looked at the girl again. He really didn't know what to say to make others worry about her.
Just like that, Deyun and his gang went to the hotel to rest for a while and play all morning. Everyone needed some peace and quiet.
Even the master is like this, he had just as much fun today.
And when it's time to eat, we go out to eat in twos and threes.
Only Qi Yuncheng and Zhou Jiuliang ordered a few dishes for the two of them in the room in order to discuss what works they should be talking about while eating.
It seems that the title is very loose. You can just talk about works that impressed you deeply. However, the more deeply impressed you are, the harder it will be to interpret the works.
Because they are basically performances by masters.
"Brother, which part did you first listen to cross talk?" Zhou Jiuliang said while holding several dishes placed on the table.
Qi Yuncheng took a sip of soup and shook his head, "Then who can think of it?"
"What about the first cross talk you learned? We, the nine-character subjects, all came too late and haven't experienced it in the early 20s, so I'm really curious about what state you were in when you were learning."
Zhou Jiuliang asked, and Qi Yuncheng fell into memories. It was impossible to forget the first cross talk he learned.
That is "Pearl Jade White Jade Soup", but this cross talk was not learned when I entered Deyun.
It was the first stand-up comedy that I heard on TV for the first time in my previous life, and then became interested in imitating cats and tigers.
It can't be called learning, just memorize the words, and then start acting when you can perform. But in this life, Grandpa Zhang saw him, and after letting Guo Degang settle in for a while, he went directly to the small theater to audition.
So it was the first cross talk I learned.
So he said, "What kind of state can I be in? I watch the small theater every day and learn from the old gentleman, but the first cross talk I learned was "Pearl Jade White Jade Soup"!"
"You're the first one to learn stand-up?"
Zhou Jiuliang was slightly surprised. He had been listening to Pearl Jade White Jade since he was a child, but when learning cross talk, he never started to learn stand-up. Most of them practiced basic skills first, and then the teacher started to teach jokes when they were almost there.
Teaching jokes is also the easiest, such as "Eight Screens", "Reporting the Names of Dishes", and "Geographical Maps", which are all achieved through hard work, so how can it not be surprising to be the first to learn stand-up.
"What about you? What cross talk has left a deep impression on you?"
At this moment, the two of them were looking for inspiration for the cross talk they would talk about tomorrow and told each other about their own affairs. Zhou Jiuli slowed down his eating speed, "The thing that impressed me most deeply is the same as my senior brother. They are all familiar jokes. I don't know how many times I have heard them since I was a child.
I also like to listen to it and almost watch the TV.
Among them was Mr. Ma Mikasa’s shopping monkey, which impressed me the most.”
When Qi Yuncheng mentioned buying Monkey, he smiled bitterly. Not to mention he was deeply impressed, but he was also deeply impressed.
It is indeed very popular.
However, it was difficult for the two of them to talk about it. Qi Yuncheng smiled and said, "Is it possible to say this?"
"No, no, no." Zhou Jiuliang laughed out loud, he was so scared, "I just mentioned it and said that buying a monkey is too difficult. If you don't pay attention, you will fall over."
"Why not."
Qi Yuncheng had to admit that he had no idea, let alone a buying monkey, many of Mr. Ma Sanli's jokes and his younger generation were coming, so many of them had no idea.
But while the two were chatting and eating, there was suddenly a knock on the door of the room.
"who?"
"Master, it's me."
Lanlan's voice came out, and Qi Yuncheng stood up and opened the door. As he opened the door, he subconsciously turned around to get an extra meal.
Qi Yuncheng paused, completely used to it, because whenever he was at home, he had to eat, and his wife, Xixi, would definitely prepare chopsticks for them when she came over.
Lan Lan is different. She is a "normal person". She is not greedy and her appetite is no different from that of ordinary girls. (End of Chapter)