Chapter 95 Yue Longgang, do you still want to stay?
"Let's talk about it after you finish your performance!"
Guo Degang's face had already shown anger, and he simply sat down again and waited.
But when Master’s words came out.
The whole stage was filled with a sense of anticipation, because everyone knew that these two performances would be over after they finished their performance, so they were really waiting for that moment.
But those who are apprentices really don’t care that much.
It's enough to say that it feels good for a while.
Under Qi Yuncheng's urging, Yue Yunpeng continued to gesture with his head and said, "After talking about my master's size on the Internet, they also said that my master got under someone's crotch when playing basketball.
Oh my God.
I don’t even like to hear it, I can’t stand it.
Others have gone even further!"
"say what?"
"Said my master makes bad movies!! Oh my God!"
Yue Yunpeng exaggerated his expression, and then said with a hint of warning, "I will tell those who scolded my master for making bad movies!
I really want to join his team now!
do you know?"
"How do you talk?" Qi Yuncheng pretended to save his master's reputation.
Yue Yunpeng knew that he was cheating and immediately changed his mind, "I really want to go against him!"
"Yes, you have to speak for our master."
"Of course! That's my master!"
Yue Yunpeng's speaking suddenly became more serious. After all, he had to prove his master, so he was extra confident, "Just tell me how good my master is. Which script of the movie he has made for so many years has he read?
Which film was directed by him?
He always helps others!"
"Yes, friendship!"
"Help me, I'll find out something is wrong."
"how?"
"Because he made too many films and helped too many, but they were all bad films."
"It's too late."
"Anyway, there are all kinds of things to say, which makes people very helpless, and some people even say it."
At this point, Yue Yunpeng was really angry. He pointed at himself and said, "You said I have a big face!!"
Qi Yuncheng took a good look at Yue Yunpeng's face and nodded immediately, "That's right."
Yue Yunpeng glanced at his senior brother and didn't say much. Then he looked at the audience with an aggrieved look, "They say I have a big face, especially since there is a ranking list of big faces online, saying that I am number one in the filming."
"Oh?" Qi Yuncheng acted like he had never heard of it before and became curious, "Then who ranks second?"
"Brother Hu!"
"screw you!"
Suddenly pushed away by Yue Yunpeng, Qi Yuncheng really couldn't stand listening anymore, "Good guy, this is the worst time that Brother Hu has been cheated."
This familiar name was mentioned.
The audience below was quite active.
Even though it is only 2010, Sword and Sword III, Shinhwa completely made him popular.
Even now, they can still see his TV series on TV, which are very classic and also a symbol of an era.
Moreover, Brother Hu was also on Tonight’s Show before.
"You are praising yourself in disguise, I tell you, don't talk nonsense about others." Qi Yuncheng pointed at Yue Yunpeng and complained.
Yue Yunpeng slowly returned to the microphone and said, "Some people say that I am uneducated, which is the most intolerable to me."
"That's true."
"That's because I grew up in a poor environment and had no money to go to school. Our family was very difficult when I was a child."
"poverty?"
Yue Yunpeng sobbed and began to feel uncomfortable. He covered his big face with his right hand and felt aggrieved.
When this expression came out, Qi Yuncheng said in a calm tone, "By the way, some Deyun viewers also said that you love to cry."
"There is no way. Our family is really poor. We only have one pair of pants for the nine members of our family."
There are old steel wires down there. When I heard this sentence, I turned around, because this is exactly the sentence in "Take your wife and sacrifice your son."
Seeing the expressions below, Qi Yuncheng probably knew that they had noticed it, but he still said, "Why are your pants so tight?"
"Whoever goes out wears it. By the way, we all wear vests, right?"
"Pass through."
"I also wore a vest when I was a child, and my vest only had two straps." Yue Yunpeng used his hands to pull on his shoulders, and after pulling, he gestured to his chest and back.
"Without a back, there is no heart!"
"Just two lines?"
"And my shoes, they look like shoes."
"What shoes?" Qi Yuncheng asked in a louder voice.
"It looks like a shoe, but it looks like a shoe. There is only one strap on the foot."
"No face, no face?"
Yue Yunpeng nodded with a bitter expression, "Just strap it on, and put it on your feet like this."
At this time, Qi Yuncheng also made a comparison with his shoulders and asked in confusion, "Then you and this one are in a suit?"
"Brother, are you still making fun of me? Isn't this sad? But then I also learned a lot about culture. You guys eat delicious food every day. Some people say that Yue Yunpeng doesn't know how to eat.
Isn't this normal?
You have delicious delicacies every day, including delicacies from the mountains and seas. Of course I have eaten them too, such as those crabs."
"Yeah?"
"Big crab!" Yue Yunpeng gestured with his hands to form a body the size of a basketball.
"King crab?"
"King crab, the first time I ate crab, there was nothing left!"
"Then your vitality is quite tenacious!"
"This particularly makes me angry. Of course, what makes me most angry is that many people online say I cheated, but no one believes me."
After the words fell, Qi Yuncheng was holding the table next to him and was really holding back his joy, because in the future, someone would really touch Yue Yunpeng.
Of course, he did it on purpose today.
But if he really said it, he still couldn't help it.
Seeing Qi Yuncheng suppressing laughter beside him, the audience thought it was just a performance effect, so they were all affected.
There are many smiles on his face.
Yue Yunpeng actually didn't expect that his senior brother would become happy immediately, but the fun of complimenting and following is normal, and the effect is here.
But I still looked at him and said something.
"What are you doing, are you laughing at me too?"
"No!" Qi Yuncheng waved his hand, "But this is the truth."
"Oh my god, I can't stand listening to this! There are other things that I can't even talk about. I'm crying my heart out!"
"Then please speak slowly and make us happy by the way."
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One sentence after another.
Yue Yunpeng and Qi Yuncheng are performing on the stage here.
The performance time is quite ample, a full twenty minutes.
This is not easy on TV.
Of course, whether it will be shortened by editing later depends on the length of time of the program team.
And wait for the final words to come to an end.
When the two people bowed, there was a lot of applause.
Even Yu Kuizhi and Li Shengsu looked at them and were very happy. Although they are in the opera industry, they have some experience in cross talk.
After all, there are Mr. Crosstalk around.
But they were happy, but Guo Degang was different. He took a deep breath and spoke slowly.
Deliberately shouting with an angry expression!
"It's finally over, Yue Longgang, let me ask you, do you still want to stay on this show?"